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Robert Rosenberg
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.07.23 17:43:00 -
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First, the three planks of my platform.
Firstly, for a thousand years there was no such thing as "women's rights", and then all of a sudden in tandem with the industrial revolution the women's rights movement moved into overdrive.
Secondly, at around the same time, Aquaman began appearing in comic books.
Finally, infected vagina's smell of fish.
Now, to tie this all together here is how I think it goes down... Many moons ago on the isle of Atlantis a dark cabal of ocean worshipping wizards practicing foul black magic made an infernal pact with the devil. In a tremendous blood sacrifice Atlantis was cast under the ocean, and in return their leader was granted dominion over the sea.
Now, a thousand years later (around the time of the industrial revolution) we begin polluting the oceans. This infuriates the dark wizard, and sets his scheming mind in motion. He hatches a diabolical scheme to subvert humanity and destroy us all for our crimes against his underwater habitat.
The plot, you see, was multi-pronged. He polymorphed his loyal harem of Mermaids into human looking women and sent them to intermingle with society and subvert the governments of humanity. He also created the "Aquaman" character, a super-hero, designed to invoke awe and inspire an entire generation to worship him as a god as the youth were wont to do with fictional characters like Superman, and Batman.
Now, in the fast approaching year 2012, brace yourselves for a creature clad as Aquaman to emerge from the sea. Those who do react swiftly to eliminate the threat will be destroyed in an instant, so you had better shoot to kill.
This will probably be your only warning...
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Arvald
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.07.23 17:46:00 -
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*golfclap* clasic 
 Originally by: Reem Fairchild
The fact that people who post stupid things get instant and honest feedback letting them know how stupid they are, is one of the best qualities of the Eve forums.
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Kusha'an
Gallente
RuffRyders
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.07.23 17:47:00 -
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I always wondered how mermaids did it. I never saw any entry points, just boobs.
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.23 17:52:00 -
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I predict this thread will become epic when 7shining7one7 and Sephra Star show up claiming that conspiracy theories are serious business and pointing out some small detail that is actually true.
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.07.23 19:36:00 -
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In 2012 planet X (which is not a planet but a brown dwarf sun according to CT website) will come in contanct with the planet earth. Instead of ripping our planet to pieces by it's gravitational forces a friendly alien race will cross over and overthrow our evil governments and we will accept them as our new overlords as they promise us a bright and wonderful future like most politicians do.
In the meantime our evil governments will be working a masterful plan to dominate the world that's been laid out by a not so secret secretive organization that's been laying out the plan for over 1000 years and they like to leave clues in the artwork of the dollar bill. What we don't realize that all these people in power of these secret organizations are really snake alien monster guys who wear bad human make up as they've been seen all over the history books for the last millenia.
Unfortunatly this will take it's toll as nostradamus (sp?) predicted the future including tank and submarine layouts/schematics and by deciphering an encripted message in the bible by reading every 4th letter, he has declared that the human race will destroy itself in a fiery holocaust. Instead of just telling people however he decided to make it a cryptic message in the form of the Davinci code that nobody could decipher until we had 21st century technology such as scanners and photoshop.
During this time the world will converge into a reign of chaos as global warming and global cooling battle it out in epic proportions causing the magnetic polar fields to reverse and causing every major volcano in the world to explode. Communications will cease to exist and people will riot the nearest K-mart for a 10" tv and a pack of beer.
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.23 20:03:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
In 2012 planet X (which is not a planet but a brown dwarf sun according to CT website) will come in contanct with the planet earth. Instead of ripping our planet to pieces by it's gravitational forces a friendly alien race will cross over and overthrow our evil governments and we will accept them as our new overlords as they promise us a bright and wonderful future like most politicians do.
In the meantime our evil governments will be working a masterful plan to dominate the world that's been laid out by a not so secret secretive organization that's been laying out the plan for over 1000 years and they like to leave clues in the artwork of the dollar bill. What we don't realize that all these people in power of these secret organizations are really snake alien monster guys who wear bad human make up as they've been seen all over the history books for the last millenia.
Unfortunatly this will take it's toll as nostradamus (sp?) predicted the future including tank and submarine layouts/schematics and by deciphering an encripted message in the bible by reading every 4th letter, he has declared that the human race will destroy itself in a fiery holocaust. Instead of just telling people however he decided to make it a cryptic message in the form of the Davinci code that nobody could decipher until we had 21st century technology such as scanners and photoshop.
During this time the world will converge into a reign of chaos as global warming and global cooling battle it out in epic proportions causing the magnetic polar fields to reverse and causing every major volcano in the world to explode. Communications will cease to exist and people will riot the nearest K-mart for a 10" tv and a pack of beer.
Is that sarcasm of an actual conspiracy theory? I can't tell anymore. 
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.07.23 20:05:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Is that sarcasm of an actual conspiracy theory? I can't tell anymore.
That is what I like to call the shining compilation or 'the best of shining'. It covers a lot of what he wanted us to open our eyes to. The weather thing I just blew out of my ass at the last minute.
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Meiyang Lee
Gallente
Azteca Transportation Unlimited
Gunboat Diplomacy
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Posted - 2008.07.23 20:39:00 -
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As for the year 2012, that is based on the Maya calendar. The "long count" segment of the calendar counts the number of days from a mythological starting point. This "long count" ends somewhere in the second half of 2012 (most used date is December 21st 2012), many believe this signifies the end of the world or some other momentous event. (one numerological prediction is "That in the time immediately prior to, and during this omega point of infinite novelty, anything and everything conceivable to the human imagination will occur simultaneously.")
another freaky fact about the maya's, they calculated the length of the solar year (down to 2 minutes) a couple of thousand years ago, without advanced tools. (the long count calendar is part of the same system)
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.07.23 20:48:00 -
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Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 23/07/2008 20:47:57
Last date I saw (I did some research on multiple CT websites to amuse Shining) was January 28th. Gives us enough time to sober up after new years.
One site in particular depicted that Planet X should have passed us multiple times over the past 6 years or so. In fact I think it was supposed to pass earlier this year like in may or something.
All I know is that it's apparantly undetecable by anything we got except for the secret lab in the anatartic that's been monitoring it. And it you take a picture of the sun at sunset you may pass off planet x as sun glare.
Oh the stupid things we remember in life.....
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