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Meiyang Lee
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Posted - 2008.07.27 22:17:00 -
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Best dieticians method I know for gaining weight is a "cream diet" but that really only adds fat, nothing more, but it's a fairly quick way to gain weight.
An ex-GF of mine once was advised to do one of those.
However her doctor then stopped her, as she turned out to be highly Lactose intolerant. Almost nuked her liver in the process.
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Meiyang Lee
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Posted - 2008.07.27 22:22:00 -
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Edited by: Meiyang Lee on 27/07/2008 22:22:56
Edited by: Meiyang Lee on 27/07/2008 22:21:50
 Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
I don't even want to know what the farts smelled like 
No you don't. And lets not even start about the bad temper due to feeling like crap either. 
Her body can basically handle a single small cup of yoghurt a day in terms of lactose load, anything over that is trouble.
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Meiyang Lee
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Posted - 2008.07.27 22:41:00 -
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Edited by: Meiyang Lee on 27/07/2008 22:41:24
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Eat steak.
Daily.
Not very healthy, gives a rather large increase in the chance of getting Gout.
(only applies if your body has trouble dumping uric acid btw, like mine does.)
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Meiyang Lee
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Posted - 2008.07.28 06:27:00 -
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Edited by: Meiyang Lee on 28/07/2008 06:28:19
Edited by: Meiyang Lee on 28/07/2008 06:28:08
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
To hell with healthy. People these days are too worrisome, always fretting about their health and their gout and their uric acidity. Stop being a wuss, and have a steak for dinner every night. Life is not worth living without regular steak. No matter how hard you work out, or how much lettuce you eat, or how carefully you manage the acidity of your urea, you will die approximately within the 60th to 90th year of your life. The last 20 years of that will be spent in a retirement home crapping in a colostomy bag, so I say enjoy the best parts of what you get. If you want to gain weight, you have a few options: either eat gross protein powders from some bodybuilder store, or eat steak every day and get fat the old fashioned way :|
Istvaan, I like steak as much as the next guy, but the crippling pain and inability to walk for a week that results from to much of it is something I'd rather pass up on.
I could take a Steak or 2 a week probably, if I watch what I eat the rest of the time and drink plenty of fluids.
Uric Acid has the unpleasant tendency to start crystallising in your joints when your body can't get rid of it fast enough. And Uric Acid crystals are shaped like 3mm long needles with very sharp points. That's why I watch what I eat.
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