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Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
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Posted - 2008.07.28 15:33:00 -
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[ 2008.07.28 15:04:05 ] Al Tair > please
[ 2008.07.28 15:04:12 ] Al Tair > dont kil me
[ 2008.07.28 15:04:13 ] Maxx Avenkarde > Yarr lower weapons and prepare to be boarded
[ 2008.07.28 15:04:29 ] Maxx Avenkarde > we demand rum and booty
[ 2008.07.28 15:05:36 ] Maxx Avenkarde > whats it worth to you not to die??
[ 2008.07.28 15:05:59 ] Al Tair > exusme?
[ 2008.07.28 15:06:12 ] Maxx Avenkarde > whats it worth to you not to die...
[ 2008.07.28 15:06:17 ] Maxx Avenkarde > simple question
[ 2008.07.28 15:06:37 ] Al Tair > yeah, it maybe siple
[ 2008.07.28 15:07:02 ] Al Tair > wait a second, i must translate it to my language
[ 2008.07.28 15:07:11 ] Maxx Avenkarde > ransom
[ 2008.07.28 15:07:14 ] Maxx Avenkarde > we want isk
[ 2008.07.28 15:08:01 ] Al Tair > im afrade im empty ^(
[ 2008.07.28 15:08:16 ] Maxx Avenkarde > your broke??
[ 2008.07.28 15:08:22 ] Maxx Avenkarde > ok well fill this can then
[ 2008.07.28 15:08:29 ] Maxx Avenkarde > we'll take that
[ 2008.07.28 15:08:56 ] Al Tair > u take what&
[ 2008.07.28 15:09:03 ] Maxx Avenkarde > your jaspet
[ 2008.07.28 15:09:07 ] Al Tair > oh
[ 2008.07.28 15:09:09 ] Al Tair > ok
[ 2008.07.28 15:13:48 ] Maxx Avenkarde > keep mining
[ 2008.07.28 15:14:28 ] Maxx Avenkarde > only jaspet
[ 2008.07.28 15:14:36 ] Maxx Avenkarde > i see veldsper you see lead
[ 2008.07.28 15:14:46 ] Al Tair > no'
[ 2008.07.28 15:14:54 ] Al Tair > its jaspet
[ 2008.07.28 15:15:01 ] Al Tair > u need veldspar&
[ 2008.07.28 15:15:12 ] Maxx Avenkarde > no we want jaspet
[ 2008.07.28 15:15:40 ] Al Tair > i mine jaspet
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Ikvar
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
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Posted - 2008.07.28 15:36:00 -
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Nice chatlog! (I didn't read it).
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Kelakh Cynbal
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Posted - 2008.07.28 15:36:00 -
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That is a masterpiece of work.
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Jint Hikaru
Hadean Drive Yards
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Posted - 2008.07.28 15:37:00 -
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Edited by: Jint Hikaru on 28/07/2008 15:37:57
a new piracy low?????
I see a pirate making you mine for him.
A new piracy LOL! I would say!
Did he ask you to pick up the soap too.....
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Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager
"I've got a couple of Strippers on my ship... and they just love to dance!"
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kublai
Caldari
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.07.28 15:37:00 -
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If the victim turns out to be minmatar i'm proclaiming this ransom of the year.
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Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
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Posted - 2008.07.28 15:39:00 -
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Edited by: Tallianna Avenkarde on 28/07/2008 15:40:09
*bows* so far ive had him here, around 20 minutes...
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Drunk Driver
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.07.28 15:40:00 -
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OK, this is something new.
Made me laugh.
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Faekurias
Black Legion Command
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Posted - 2008.07.28 15:40:00 -
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lol.
Where is this?
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Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
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Posted - 2008.07.28 15:43:00 -
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this would be in avair :D
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Jint Hikaru
Hadean Drive Yards
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Posted - 2008.07.28 15:46:00 -
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a new piracy low?????
I see a pirate making you mine for him.
A new piracy LOL! I would say!
Did he ask you to pick up the soap too.....
Oh... you are the pirate, I get it now. Reverse my previous statement. Make him type "/me picks up the soap" before you let him go please!
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Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager
"I've got a couple of Strippers on my ship... and they just love to dance!"
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Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
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Posted - 2008.07.28 15:48:00 -
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lol will do
this is not really profitable
but hell
its damn amusing...
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Kaar
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.07.28 15:49:00 -
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thats pretty awesome tbh.
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Arvald
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.07.28 15:50:00 -
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Originally by: Tallianna Avenkarde
lol will do
this is not really profitable
but hell
its damn amusing...
in the spirit of funny ransoms, i need to get someone to gang with me and rat for me
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.07.28 15:59:00 -
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Nicely done. Creative ransoms never get old.
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Faekurias
Black Legion Command
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Posted - 2008.07.28 16:00:00 -
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Originally by: Tallianna Avenkarde
this would be in avair :D
Might convo him and say I'll come save him.
Then I'll just stand there and watch. :P
Too far though =(
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Lily Cole
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Posted - 2008.07.28 16:01:00 -
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You truely are a Beast Of Burden. |
Azn Carebear
Mater Omida
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Posted - 2008.07.28 16:50:00 -
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I lol'd.
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Commander Thrawn
the united
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Posted - 2008.07.28 17:03:00 -
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lol good stuff 
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Wind Ictiva
Delta Kappa Gamma
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Posted - 2008.07.28 17:05:00 -
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funny... but wrong!
also chat logs not allowed. which i think is a stupid rule, i mean why not allow chat logs that have edited out the names of the involved
GODDAMMIT CCP, WHY NOT!
Originally by: Admiral Love
Hmm creating a thread like this is perhaps a little like sitting naked with bleeding balls in a pool of piranhas. I Won't do it again - most of you guys are pretty nasty |
soldieroffortune 258
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Posted - 2008.07.28 17:15:00 -
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in before the chatlogs are removed***
anyway, i think it is good, everyone wins kinda, the pirate makes a little money, the victim keeps his ship, and everyone gets a good LOL
nice one m8
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Kano Sekor
Amarr
The Movement
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Posted - 2008.07.28 17:18:00 -
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Edited by: Kano Sekor on 28/07/2008 17:17:58
Best ransom ever!
I ransomed a ratting celestis, but it was the language barrier as always i wanted 3 mil or ill blow ye ship and he sent 30 k isk i blew him up and sent him the 30 k refund.
Then i got smacked in russian.
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Commander Thrawn
the united
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Posted - 2008.07.28 17:31:00 -
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Originally by: Kano Sekor
Edited by: Kano Sekor on 28/07/2008 17:17:58
Best ransom ever!
I ransomed a ratting celestis, but it was the language barrier as always i wanted 3 mil or ill blow ye ship and he sent 30 k isk i blew him up and sent him the 30 k refund.
Then i got smacked in russian.
russian's always good for a lol
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kublai
Caldari
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.07.28 17:34:00 -
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Originally by: Commander Thrawn
Originally by: Kano Sekor
Edited by: Kano Sekor on 28/07/2008 17:17:58
Best ransom ever!
I ransomed a ratting celestis, but it was the language barrier as always i wanted 3 mil or ill blow ye ship and he sent 30 k isk i blew him up and sent him the 30 k refund.
Then i got smacked in russian.
russian's always good for a lol
Aye, I once scammed a russian with corp wallet accs for a few b, little later i'm sitting in a "conferance" convo with the full range of directors, all russian, not one of them speaking proper english every single one of them trying to act like the KGB, I love russians! :D
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Arvald
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.07.28 17:45:00 -
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Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Commander Thrawn
Originally by: Kano Sekor
Edited by: Kano Sekor on 28/07/2008 17:17:58
Best ransom ever!
I ransomed a ratting celestis, but it was the language barrier as always i wanted 3 mil or ill blow ye ship and he sent 30 k isk i blew him up and sent him the 30 k refund.
Then i got smacked in russian.
russian's always good for a lol
Aye, I once scammed a russian with corp wallet accs for a few b, little later i'm sitting in a "conferance" convo with the full range of directors, all russian, not one of them speaking proper english every single one of them trying to act like the KGB, I love russians! :D
hell im scared of em, blew up a russians frigate in my stealth bomber and about 10 miniutes later he had his whole corp in bc/bs on me 0_o
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kublai
Caldari
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.07.28 17:47:00 -
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I only get the wimpy russians who talk big :/
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Arvald
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.07.28 17:48:00 -
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Originally by: kublai
I only get the wimpy russians who talk big :/
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aishl
Minmatar
Scythians
DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.07.28 18:31:00 -
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yes crime this no good ((x
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z0de
Gallente
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.07.28 18:32:00 -
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Good ransom :D I hope you did let him go.
Russians are a bit unpredictable and corp/alliance doesn't seem to matter. We once popped a mega being silly, he said stuff in russian then a whole mix of them camped the system for a day. They didn't kill any of us but it was impressive.
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Teuton Son
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Posted - 2008.07.28 18:52:00 -
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Ground floor.
I am honestly going to have to do this at some point.
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Shigsy
The Golden Goat
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Posted - 2008.07.28 18:55:00 -
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Lol nice ransom. I still prefer the good old gladiator ransom though. That's always good
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ShadowMaiden
Amarr
Metal Machine
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Posted - 2008.07.28 19:52:00 -
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Originally by: kublai
I only get the wimpy russians who talk big :/
Didn't know my ex-husband was playing EvE as well as WoW....
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Jenni Falorgen
Amarr
FATAL 487
Fatal alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.28 22:20:00 -
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Originally by: Tallianna Avenkarde
this would be in avair :D
Avair you say? I guess the NAP was taking a nap. lawlz!
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Pegleg Punk
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.07.29 00:59:00 -
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Very nice! How did our **** miner fair after he filled the can? Did he leave with his ship?
Originally by: Naga Saddow
[16:38:06] "i must admit for an ahole ur pretty funny"
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood
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Posted - 2008.07.29 01:10:00 -
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Originally by: Pegleg Punk
Very nice! How did our **** miner fair after he filled the can? Did he leave with his ship?
If he didn't, then it's confirmed: new piracy low. But I have a thing about ransoms, e-honor and all that... to each their own.
Otherwise, just hilarious and inventive, as everyone else has attested
Originally by: CCP Explorer
You can still steal their stuff.
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Ambrosious Martin
Son of Man
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Posted - 2008.07.29 01:59:00 -
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Originally by: Tallianna Avenkarde
lol will do
this is not really profitable
but hell
its damn amusing...
Ahh while only having one of those slaves mining is not very profitable, what could be done if a pirate organization held a whole constellation of lowsec for mining. In turn charging noobs to be there. Also forcing them to sell the ore at the station, not ship it out. Charge anyone going into the system to buy the ore to pay a toll to do so. Could be quite a nice buisness for the right group. Only thing they have to get over is the whole popping of miners in lowsec funnies.. the lolz get old fast.
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Inturist
Soviet Fleet
SOLAR WING
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Posted - 2008.07.29 04:08:00 -
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Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Commander Thrawn
Originally by: Kano Sekor
Edited by: Kano Sekor on 28/07/2008 17:17:58
Best ransom ever!
I ransomed a ratting celestis, but it was the language barrier as always i wanted 3 mil or ill blow ye ship and he sent 30 k isk i blew him up and sent him the 30 k refund.
Then i got smacked in russian.
russian's always good for a lol
Aye, I once scammed a russian with corp wallet accs for a few b, little later i'm sitting in a "conferance" convo with the full range of directors, all russian, not one of them speaking proper english every single one of them trying to act like the KGB, I love russians! :D
 Comon , some russians did learn english after all 
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Tai Paktu
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2008.07.29 04:20:00 -
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OP, I tip my hat to you sir.
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isdisco3
Einherjar Rising
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Posted - 2008.07.29 05:13:00 -
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its funny, but requires you to sit in a belt for 40 minutes. i prefer singing ransoms:
victim > Ah, push itAh, push itOooh, baby, babyBaby, babyOooh, baby, babyBaby, babyGet up on this!Ow! baby!Salt and pepas here![now wait a minute, yallThis dance aint...
victim > This dance aint for everybodyOnly the sexy peopleSo all you fly mothers, get on out there and danceDance, I said!]Salt and pepas here, and were in effectWant you to push it, babeCoolin by day then at n...
victim> Now push itAh, push it - push it goodAh, push it - push it real goodAh, push it - push it goodAh, push it - p-push it real goodHey! ow!Push it good!Oooh, baby, babyBaby, baby
victim > Better make it fast or else Im gonna get ****edCant you hear the musics pumpin hard like I wish you would? Now push itPush it goodPush it real goodPush it goodP-push it real goodAh, push it...
not mine, but an ex-corpies :)
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Lars Lodar
The Red Scare
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Posted - 2008.07.29 12:16:00 -
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Originally by: Kano Sekor
Edited by: Kano Sekor on 28/07/2008 17:17:58
I ransomed a ratting celestis, but it was the language barrier as always i wanted 3 mil or ill blow ye ship and he sent 30 k isk i blew him up and sent him the 30 k refund.
Its always good to have some lines of broken Russian in your notepad for smacking/ransoming.
Остановите отремонтировать, сгореть, и двинуть.
Пошлите мной 50 миллионов isk или вас плашка.
Translation:
"Stop repairing, firing, and moving.
Send me 50 million isk or you die."
Obviously swap out 50 for whatever price you are asking for.  But beware of the ever so common Russian blob that seems to follow every Russian I find.
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McTard
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Posted - 2008.07.29 17:14:00 -
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*Dolph Lundgren voice*
"I must blake you."
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Highwind Cid
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Posted - 2008.07.29 18:08:00 -
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Originally by: Ikvar
Nice chatlog! (I didn't read it).
Your so funny (Not really)
(Did you see what I did there?)
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Travivi
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Posted - 2008.08.01 05:45:00 -
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If CCP allowed it, you should have your character's name changed to "Henry Morgan". Masterful piece of work, I've only ever seen it done in high sec. Good show mate.
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