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Alexander Lywn
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Posted - 2008.07.29 06:36:00 -
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Dear pirates  ,
I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for everything you have done for me over the course of the last two years. I have no doubt that my experience in EVE would have been very different without your undiluted commitment to your role and the energy that you have put in all your endeavours to make life more exciting for all of us.
I would like to thank you for your outstanding characterization of the evil side in one of the best light vs darkness dichotomies I have ever seen in a virtual world. Eve would not be the same without your theatening, boastful and carefullly designed messages in your BIOS, as well as the attention to detail shown in the election of your portrait in order to faithfully represent the most disgusting and repulsive side of the human soul.
I would also like to show my appreciation for your menacing behaviour in space; for the countless hours that you have spent hiding behind a stargate to provide us with the thrill and adrenaline that derives from the knowledge of belonging to an unsafe world, and the pleasure and enjoyment of experiencing authentic adventures on a daily basis. There is no doubt that our fantasies of fighters of the light and knights of renaissance and civilization would be very difficult to accomplish without your necessary presence in the galaxy.
This message of appreciation, however, would not be entirely truthful and sincere should it not been accompanied by my deepest sympathy with regards to the circumstances that have probably led you to choose and enjoy such despicable role in the game. Recent studies in the field of sociology have shown that the figure of the "bully" in modern society, both in educational establishments and at work, is the logical psychological reaction to a series of highly damaging events in the life of a person. Despite our initial and perfectly understandable feeling of rejection towards these individuals, we all must make an effort to see their actions as a self-defence mechanism not to surrender to their weaknesses, their fears and their incapacity to lead a cooperative and constructive life in society.
I very much hope that your actions in the game, without which my enjoyment of this universe would have been enormously affected, have provided you with a useful path to your successful recovery and the capability of playing without anger, remorse and violence in the near future.
Once again, my most sincere gratitude for everything you have done for us.
Kind regards,
Alexander Lywn ("carebear")
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Spaztick
Canadian Imperial Armaments
EVESpace
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Posted - 2008.07.29 06:39:00 -
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Your stuff?
But seriously, more people should have some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post. |
Buff Plankchest
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Posted - 2008.07.29 06:41:00 -
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I NEVER KNEW MY FATHER!!!!! 
 Actually I had a very happy childhood
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kublai
Caldari
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.07.29 06:48:00 -
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And trying to belittle an entire group of people makes you what...exactly.
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Omae Gaw'd
Gallente
VMF-214 Blacksheep
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Posted - 2008.07.29 07:13:00 -
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Exactly, that's self-defence! I would like too self-defend myself all over your ship. But thats really because I've been raised in Sparta when I was a little boy. That turned me into a sociopath afraid of nice people 
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Hardtail
Red Dawn Empire
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Posted - 2008.07.29 07:17:00 -
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It never ceases to amaze me how Kublai's head seems to be exploding towards me at an alarming rate.
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood
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Posted - 2008.07.29 07:18:00 -
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The OP reminds me of the movie Han****.
Except you don't deserve better. And I won't be better.
I hope you die in a chemical fire (ingame).
What's that say about me?
 Originally by: CCP Explorer
You can still steal their stuff.
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PYROnoxx
Broken.
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Posted - 2008.07.29 07:38:00 -
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Edited by: PYROnoxx on 29/07/2008 07:38:17
Originally by: Alexander Lywn
Dear pirates ,
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There are a lot of long words in there, Sir; we're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
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post with ur main!!! i do..ow wait
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Buff Plankchest
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Posted - 2008.07.29 08:00:00 -
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Originally by: PYROnoxx
There are a lot of long words in there, Sir; we're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
NICE! 
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Cpt Branko
Surge.
NIght's Dawn
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Posted - 2008.07.29 08:32:00 -
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You have to love it when victims start going on about psychology ;)
Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
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Wind Ictiva
Delta Kappa Gamma
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Posted - 2008.07.29 08:44:00 -
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I¦d like to believe the OP was trying (and succeeding) to be funny.
If not...
well, the kind of hate that scares me the most is not the violent, sudden rage that visits all humans at some point or another. The kind of hate that I fear the most is the cold, slow burning, methodological and thought out hate that is displayed in the OP. The kind of hate that only a true madman can feel.
Which is why I¦d like to believe the OP was trying to be funny.
Originally by: Admiral Love
Hmm creating a thread like this is perhaps a little like sitting naked with bleeding balls in a pool of piranhas. I Won't do it again - most of you guys are pretty nasty |
Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
Ledoux Holdings
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Posted - 2008.07.29 10:07:00 -
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The only proper response is, "You're welcome. Can I have your stuff?"
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voorsk
Sten Industries
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Posted - 2008.07.29 10:22:00 -
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I like how the OP starts off as 'haha, it's just a game, and you guys make it interesting.  ", and ends as "grrr, you all have RL psychological problems!  ".
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Redback911
Malevolent Intentions
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Posted - 2008.07.29 10:31:00 -
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Originally by: voorsk
I like how the OP starts off as 'haha, it's just a game, and you guys make it interesting. ", and ends as "grrr, you all have RL psychological problems! ".
Can anyone find out what he lost, and to who, though :-)
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kublai
Caldari
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.07.29 10:42:00 -
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why dont you all just send 10m or something to "Jonny 101" (My other char) and i'll slap some mercs on the chap?
shouldn't be more than 50-150m depending on how long/how good a target his corp is etc.
PS. Before you yell scammer, you should ALL know that i'm a far bigger fan of griefing, than I am scamming
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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.07.29 10:45:00 -
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Originally by: Alexander Lywn
by my deepest sympathy with regards to the circumstances that have probably led you to choose and enjoy such despicable role in the game. Recent studies in the field of sociology have shown that the figure of the "bully" in modern society, both in educational establishments and at work, is the logical psychological reaction to a series of highly damaging events in the life of a person. Despite our initial and perfectly understandable feeling of rejection towards these individuals, we all must make an effort to see their actions as a self-defence mechanism not to surrender to their weaknesses, their fears and their incapacity to lead a cooperative and constructive life in society.
I very much hope that your actions in the game, without which my enjoyment of this universe would have been enormously affected, have provided you with a useful path to your successful recovery and the capability of playing without anger, remorse and violence in the near future.
("carebear")
Dear carebear troll:
-I am in my fourth decade IRL.
-4 years university+uncountable technical training courses.
-A 16-year military veteran.
-Have a lovely wife and 18 month old child (who I sometimes let "push butan" on my ingame guns )
-If all goes well in the next couple weeks testing (and it will) I may be the one cutting you out of a wrecked car, dousing your chip fire, or trying to get you breathing again after a heart attack caused by living on the sofa eating a poor diet while reading Sociology Today or other useless drivel.
So do us all a favor. Bear in mind that EvE is a game filled with pixels. Sometimes they go boom. Whatever playstyle one happens to choose it is-in the end-harmless entertainment (unless you happen to be one of the fools that spends RL cash for ISK in which case I can understand your pointless bleating).
Sociology-the university major choice of those that wind up generally underemployed, annoyingly pedantic without a clue, and beyond calculating simple statistic's can't balance a checkbook .
Get thee back under your bridge.
<3 Bone
p.s. tl;dr=LOL at you
"Lead Me..Follow Me..Or get the **** out of my way"
General George Patton USA
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Ren Surkova
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
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Posted - 2008.07.29 10:46:00 -
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Recent studies indicate that your post reads like my 11 year old nephew's woeful impersonation of 'a cleva professa'. So I'm going to respond in turn and be condescending as ****. lookit all dem werds ur adorable lmao 6/10
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Commander Thrawn
the united
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Posted - 2008.07.29 11:12:00 -
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Originally by: Hardtail
It never ceases to amaze me how Kublai's head seems to be exploding towards me at an alarming rate.
which head. cause i'm gonna keep thinking you meant from the pants
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Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.07.29 11:47:00 -
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Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 29/07/2008 11:46:53
Aww that's cute.
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JezMonster
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Posted - 2008.07.29 12:02:00 -
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What do you say to someone with a sociology degree when you meet them for the first time?
Bic Mac and fries please...
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Deitre Cibrus
You're Doing It Wrong
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Posted - 2008.07.29 12:02:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 29/07/2008 11:46:53
Aww that's cute.
A few good men. o.0
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Originally by: Santiago Cortes
Please don't derail your own thread.
What is this sig missing?
Pretty colours? -Conuion
Not true! Has plenty -Deitre
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Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.07.29 12:15:00 -
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Edited by: Tzar''rim on 29/07/2008 12:15:25
amazingly funny post, anyone actually reacting to it as he hoped makes it even better.
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Vodun
Disreputable People
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Posted - 2008.07.29 12:18:00 -
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Originally by: RuleoftheBone
Edited by: RuleoftheBone on 29/07/2008 10:49:24
Originally by: Alexander Lywn
by my deepest sympathy with regards to the circumstances that have probably led you to choose and enjoy such despicable role in the game. Recent studies in the field of sociology have shown that the figure of the "bully" in modern society, both in educational establishments and at work, is the logical psychological reaction to a series of highly damaging events in the life of a person. Despite our initial and perfectly understandable feeling of rejection towards these individuals, we all must make an effort to see their actions as a self-defence mechanism not to surrender to their weaknesses, their fears and their incapacity to lead a cooperative and constructive life in society.
I very much hope that your actions in the game, without which my enjoyment of this universe would have been enormously affected, have provided you with a useful path to your successful recovery and the capability of playing without anger, remorse and violence in the near future.
("carebear")
Dear carebear troll:
-I am in my fourth decade IRL.
-4 years university+uncountable technical training courses.
-A 16-year military veteran.
-Have a lovely wife and 18 month old child (who I sometimes let "push butan" on my ingame guns )
-If all goes well in the next couple weeks testing (and it will) I may be the one cutting you out of a wrecked car, dousing your chip fire, or trying to get you breathing again after a heart attack caused by living on the sofa eating a poor diet while reading Sociology Today or other useless drivel.
So do us all a favor. Bear in mind that EvE is a game filled with pixels. Sometimes they go boom. Whatever playstyle one happens to choose it is-in the end-harmless entertainment (unless you happen to be one of the fools that spends RL cash for ISK in which case I can understand your pointless bleating).
Sociology-the university major choice of those that wind up generally underemployed, annoyingly pedantic without a clue, and beyond calculating simple statistic's can't balance a checkbook .
Get thee back under your bridge.
<3 Bone
p.s. tl;dr=LOL at you
**EDIT**I personally know cops, firefighters, military, a doctor (MD), engineers, a heavy jet pilot who all play this game for fun. Oh...and happen to be outlaws ingame as well. Put that in your unreadable thesis and smoke it .
QFT. Bone, <3
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Hanso Sparxx
We The People
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Posted - 2008.07.29 12:23:00 -
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Self-righteous tears taste best!
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Tenacha Khan
E-Thugz
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Posted - 2008.07.29 12:31:00 -
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I agree, all pirates suck at real life and hide away in a game trying to make something of their lives by having a pretend job to make lots of pretend money; then hording it away so that they can log on and stare at their wallet and skill points then sit back and tell themselves, "I win at eve"
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Jack Hellbender
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Posted - 2008.07.29 12:56:00 -
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Originally by: Alexander Lywn
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Originally by: RuleoftheBone
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Both posts deserve a good laugh, rest of you trolls, point your contracts toward me and give me your stuff, and yes i will take it.
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Aenis Veros
Caldari
Alphaflight
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Posted - 2008.07.29 14:03:00 -
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Originally by: Alexander Lywn
Recent studies in the field of sociology have shown that the figure of the "bully" in modern society, both in educational establishments and at work, is the logical psychological reaction to a series of highly damaging events in the life of a person. Despite our initial and perfectly understandable feeling of rejection towards these individuals, we all must make an effort to see their actions as a self-defence mechanism not to surrender to their weaknesses, their fears and their incapacity to lead a cooperative and constructive life in society.
Don't speak about stuff you know nothing about. 99% of gamers know how to separate reality and games. The rest of them go shoot their classmates.
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Shiodome
Caldari
Universal Securities
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Posted - 2008.07.29 14:18:00 -
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it's me! i'm the damaged child in the OP! though tbh i think it's completely out of order to single out those of us that, through no fault of our own, received the unwanted attentions of our naughty uncles when we were kids. if you saw a kid in an alley weeping after just recently being raped, you'd try to help the kid no? what's so different about being online that instead of helping us, it's ok to be patronising and belittle our nightmare childhood. shame on you sir.
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today i am this cool:
[uncool]================[*]====[cool]
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DreadNori
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Posted - 2008.07.29 14:22:00 -
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Wooooo.... Im speechless three simple words ITS A GAME!!!!
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Phoenix119
Caldari
Rum Runners' Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.07.29 14:26:00 -
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Makes me want to go kill more carebears and noobs, so I can hear them cry some more. Whats funny is this guy is makeing a post about pirates prob. bcz he has gotten killed lately and he is so upset over a game. Sounds like you need the help my friend.
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Ki An
Gallente
Filiolus Of Bellum
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Posted - 2008.07.29 14:44:00 -
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Filiolus of Bellum is recruiting
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Grandis Fustis
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Posted - 2008.07.29 14:48:00 -
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omg carebear tears are yummy. please post more whines like this makes ganking you at a gate so much better
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Sol'Kanar
Minmatar
NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.07.29 14:53:00 -
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A troll of epic proportions. Well done!
Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 400 x 120 pixels -Navigator ([email protected]) |
Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.07.29 15:09:00 -
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Originally by: Ki An
image of ankehahsudhsauudh the csm
oh dear christ hahahahahahhahahah
Originally by: ankejioahsdiaskjdoap
That's why I never return fire even if I lose another ship to it, hurting other people is immoral.
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Tai Paktu
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2008.07.29 15:43:00 -
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tl;dr
Coles Notes version?
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kublai
Caldari
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.07.29 15:49:00 -
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Originally by: Tai Paktu
tl;dr
Coles Notes version?
In a nut shell.
"Pirates are pathetic and waste their life, you suck irl and I am much better and smarter than you this is shown by [insert random fictional bullshit study here]"
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Kage Toshimado
Gallente
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.07.29 15:52:00 -
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Hello, my name is Kage... and I am... addicted to EVE. Would you like to buy a magazine subscription... to help me break free... of this horrible affliction?
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Golden Helmet
Caldari
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.07.29 16:25:00 -
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I love these carebears that think just because we enjoy blowing up little pixels on our monitors, we must have been abused as a child, bullied in school, or touched in our naughties by Uncle Pedobear.
Take whatever those "studies" say with a grain of salt. Anyone that uses piracy as a sort of self-defense mechanism is the same kind of person that takes a gun to school and shoots everybody.
I pirate because its simple fun. What else should I do, run missions? Why? This game has the worst PvE I've ever seen, so why bother doing it? Win or lose, piracy is fun (and I don't mean that ***** ass gate camping or can flipping, I mean lurking the belts for prey), and theres nothing psychological about it. When one activity is more fun than the other, why do the less fun activity?
Now if somebody buys their isk and I destroy it, then they deserve it. If their too incompetent to get their isk like everyone else and have to resort to buying it (whether through chinese sweatshop or GTC), its not my problem and I have no sympathy. I belt pirate, and theres a thousand and one ways to avoid getting killed by me. If you rat in any system my corp or I are in, and you don't use the tools and techniques at your disposal to avoid certain death, then you don't deserve to be in low sec.
End of the day, Eve is a game. When somebody ejects from their ship and I steal it, when I pod them, when I scoop their corpse to add to my collection, its nowhere near the same as catjacking, stabbing \ shooting, or taking a hacksaw to their bosy and making chili from it. Eve is pixels, 1's and 0's, and death isn't real. All I'm taking away is the time it took them to get the ISK for their ship.
In the real world, a schoolyard bully may indeed be an abused child. Piracy, Eve, and videogames in general are not the real world. We play our role, we do whats fun, and we pay the same monthly fee as everybody else. Don't use some bullshit study to generalize us all in to the "Abused child" catagory.
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Keradil
Caldari
The Funkalistic
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Posted - 2008.07.29 16:25:00 -
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Psychology: The Medical Art
After reading a few books on it, I have little faith in it. As well, the OP is an idiot. Game reality =/= reality, most of us can make that distinction, apparently you can not.
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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.07.29 16:42:00 -
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Originally by: Eomar
Originally by: RuleoftheBone
**EDIT**I personally know cops, firefighters, military, a doctor (MD), engineers, a heavy jet pilot who all play this game for fun. Oh...and happen to be outlaws ingame as well. Put that in your unreadable thesis and smoke it .
in fairness to the OP you also know The Janks.
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Janks is now...and always will be...the wind beneath my wings.
Fart wind....but a strong wind is a good wind .
"Lead Me..Follow Me..Or get the **** out of my way"
General George Patton USA
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Highwind Cid
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Posted - 2008.07.29 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: RuleoftheBone
Edited by: RuleoftheBone on 29/07/2008 10:49:24
Originally by: Alexander Lywn
by my deepest sympathy with regards to the circumstances that have probably led you to choose and enjoy such despicable role in the game. Recent studies in the field of sociology have shown that the figure of the "bully" in modern society, both in educational establishments and at work, is the logical psychological reaction to a series of highly damaging events in the life of a person. Despite our initial and perfectly understandable feeling of rejection towards these individuals, we all must make an effort to see their actions as a self-defence mechanism not to surrender to their weaknesses, their fears and their incapacity to lead a cooperative and constructive life in society.
I very much hope that your actions in the game, without which my enjoyment of this universe would have been enormously affected, have provided you with a useful path to your successful recovery and the capability of playing without anger, remorse and violence in the near future.
("carebear")
Dear carebear troll:
-I am in my fourth decade IRL.
-4 years university+uncountable technical training courses.
-A 16-year military veteran.
-Have a lovely wife and 18 month old child (who I sometimes let "push butan" on my ingame guns )
-If all goes well in the next couple weeks testing (and it will) I may be the one cutting you out of a wrecked car, dousing your chip fire, or trying to get you breathing again after a heart attack caused by living on the sofa eating a poor diet while reading Sociology Today or other useless drivel.
So do us all a favor. Bear in mind that EvE is a game filled with pixels. Sometimes they go boom. Whatever playstyle one happens to choose it is-in the end-harmless entertainment (unless you happen to be one of the fools that spends RL cash for ISK in which case I can understand your pointless bleating).
Sociology-the university major choice of those that wind up generally underemployed, annoyingly pedantic without a clue, and beyond calculating simple statistic's can't balance a checkbook .
Get thee back under your bridge.
<3 Bone
p.s. tl;dr=LOL at you
**EDIT**I personally know cops, firefighters, military, a doctor (MD), engineers, a heavy jet pilot who all play this game for fun. Oh...and happen to be outlaws ingame as well. Put that in your unreadable thesis and smoke it .
/GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!
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Nekopyat
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Posted - 2008.07.29 18:19:00 -
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Ah ha....
Someone is kinda missing the point of those studies. There is a bit of a difference between bullies and someone playing an 'evil' role in a game designed to have both sides of the coin played by humans.
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Jodi Goulsti
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Posted - 2008.07.29 19:32:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet
I pirate because its simple fun. What else should I do, run missions? Why? This game has the worst PvE I've ever seen, so why bother doing it? Win or lose, piracy is fun (and I don't mean that ***** ass gate camping or can flipping, I mean lurking the belts for prey), and theres nothing psychological about it. When one activity is more fun than the other, why do the less fun activity?
A-****ing-men.
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Eternal Error
Exitus Acta Probant
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Posted - 2008.07.29 19:42:00 -
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Poasting.
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Wind Ictiva
Delta Kappa Gamma
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Posted - 2008.07.29 19:43:00 -
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must...feed...troll...some...more......i hate u!!
ps i bet the troll is ROFL right about now
Originally by: Admiral Love
Hmm creating a thread like this is perhaps a little like sitting naked with bleeding balls in a pool of piranhas. I Won't do it again - most of you guys are pretty nasty |
kublai
Caldari
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.07.29 19:47:00 -
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Originally by: Wind Ictiva
must...feed...troll...some...more......i hate u!!
ps i bet the troll is ROFL right about now
I've met a lot of ******s in this game, ******s just like the OP, I would not be at all suprised if he's completely legit and serious.
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Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.07.29 20:02:00 -
[47]
lol you edited the title blank, nice one champ.
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Wind Ictiva
Delta Kappa Gamma
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Posted - 2008.07.29 20:19:00 -
[48]
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Wind Ictiva
must...feed...troll...some...more......i hate u!!
ps i bet the troll is ROFL right about now
I've met a lot of ******s in this game, ******s just like the OP, I would not be at all suprised if he's completely legit and serious.
well im such an optimist that i just cant believe somebody could be that... whatcamacallit?... ill-adjusted. but after the guy edited out the title, im beginning to believe you¦re right.
Originally by: Admiral Love
Hmm creating a thread like this is perhaps a little like sitting naked with bleeding balls in a pool of piranhas. I Won't do it again - most of you guys are pretty nasty |
Tai Paktu
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2008.07.30 02:36:00 -
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You know a thread is going well for you when you edit out your OP.
Also, o/ Bone. How's SNIGG?
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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.07.30 09:06:00 -
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Edited by: RuleoftheBone on 30/07/2008 09:07:27
Originally by: Tai Paktu
You know a thread is going well for you when you edit out your OP.
Also, o/ Bone. How's SNIGG?
To quote Big Gay Al:
"I'm super...how about you!"
**EDIT**haha OP deleted original post .
"Lead Me..Follow Me..Or get the **** out of my way"
General George Patton USA
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Terra Mikael
NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.07.30 11:18:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
lol you edited the title blank, nice one champ.
This.
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Ninja Looter, Ninja Salvager, And High sec suicide Ganker - Making high-sec feel like low-sec, not for ISK, but for LuLz. |
Commander Thrawn
the united
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Posted - 2008.07.30 11:21:00 -
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Edited by: Commander Thrawn on 30/07/2008 11:21:06
hourray the op edited his post.
To the next carebear fail thread. 
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