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Ravec Dveene
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Posted - 2003.06.15 07:33:00 -
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After an investigation i have found that everyones favourite soft drink quafe contains high levels of isogen, a material used in construction. The Quafe company factories always have a high demand for isogen, commonly called iso, and pay high prices for the blue mineral. Quafe have not yet commented on these findings.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other guy die for his" |
Capn Blood
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Posted - 2003.06.15 23:54:00 -
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Hush fool!
We are sending huge shipments of this contaminated product to Amarrian space every week.
The feeble minded fools have not realised that we can strike at them from anywhere.
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"Trust no man who says to you that 'The ends justify the means' or who says that 'We will do whatever it takes...'.
These men have no honour, and are fit only to be politicians."
The book of Rab
Chapter 1, Verse 3.
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Mordessa
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Posted - 2003.06.16 06:49:00 -
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You dolt, dont you know that we dont drink that vile crap? We give it to our slaves. So basically you have been poisoning your own. Way to go there Einstien.
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Endureth
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Posted - 2003.06.17 01:49:00 -
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Quaffe is p[ronouned Qua-fee right. Kinda like a New Yorker would say coffee. Ever seen the Saturday Night Live skit, Coffee Talk?
That's what I always think of when I see it.
-E
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Steini OFSI
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Posted - 2003.06.17 14:50:00 -
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Well, if they keep the demand high up for us miners, I don't mind. And what is better than Quafe when working in long mining hauls?
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Rhonstet
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Posted - 2003.06.17 17:20:00 -
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As someone who often deals with Quafe's manufacturing concerns, I can say with great certainty that Quafe does contain high levels of isogen.
However, the proprietary chemical processing techniques are so exhaustive that few of the material's more toxic qualities are even noticable except under powerful microscopes.
What concerns me more is Quafe's new line of 'extreme sports drinks'. For some reason, Quafe has recently become interested in Zydrine.
The new drink is called 'Bam!', and while it does have a pleasant aftertaste and a delightful fizz, I have found that individual servings make a suitable reaction mass for warheads in the Flameburst-series of Gallente missiles.
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Scragg
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Posted - 2003.06.17 18:42:00 -
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This would explain why after enjoying a cool refreshing serving of Quaffe my pee comes out metalic blue.
Scragg, Tyrell Corporation
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Exioce
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Posted - 2003.06.19 10:33:00 -
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no no, that's nothing to do with Quafe. it's to do with the Minmatar "ladies" you visit.
"The world is neither black nor white. It's blue and green."
Hasham Abbas [30/06/03] |
Tristan
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Posted - 2003.06.21 22:25:00 -
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our minmatar brothers distil the isogen out of the quafe, and use it to build weapons with to free themselves from the amarrian scum.
LONG LIVE THE MINMATAR FREEDOM FORCE!
Edited by: Tristan on 21/06/2003 22:25:02
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Rick Canter
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Posted - 2003.06.23 20:40:00 -
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And I thought that "kick" came from corn syrup and caffeine... |
Alexander Drake
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Posted - 2003.06.26 13:31:00 -
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lemme guess, you minnies chew iron and spit fire too? why do you keep buying our guns then?
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The vacuum will claim us all.
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Steini OFSI
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Posted - 2003.06.27 16:54:00 -
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As I got an interwiev with a production manager at quafe I asked him about this, they claim that isogen in compound with the "special" water they use is less toxic than your pod goo, the stellar health management SHM claim that quafe is indeed safe and swoosh away every claim that they have been bribed to agree it continual sale of Quafe.
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