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Ivan En'Vec
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2008.08.03 15:51:00 -
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Status: Available for contracts.
Have a vendetta against a certain pilot but don't have the skillpoints and ships to take him down? Why place a bounty on him, only to have him jump clone and pod himself to collect your cash?
Send me a mail or convo in-game and we'll talk.
Prices will be reasonable and agreed upon by both parties before accepting, and will vary depending on the age and skill of the target. The more contracts the merrier. Using locator agents, probe/cov ops alts, and the best non-capital ships available I will actively hunt them down anywhere in EVE. The initial contract is free and payment will be given only after the kill is complete. If a war-dec/suicide mission is required for the kill, the price will reflect this. Proof will be provided in the form of screenshots before, during, and after the kill, with the killmail included. Movies of the kill may be provided in some situations. Pod kills are not guaranteed, as it is nearly impossible to catch a competent pilot in empire/low sec. Shuttle/Rookie ship kills will not count - you will not be expected to provide payment unless the ship I destroy is a T2 frigate or larger.
The more information you can give me about the person, the faster I can kill them. If you have a lossmail, please provide it. If you accept my services and refuse to pay after your enemy dies, I will do everything I can to grief you so hard you'll be playing WoW within the month. If you simply happen to be broke at the time, a payment plan can be arranged.
Free bumps are encouraged (even in the form of flames).
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One Percent
Caldari Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2008.08.03 15:57:00 -
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Probably the best post of this kind that I've seen. Good luck, I hope you get some business. |
Firkragg
Blue Labs Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.08.03 16:02:00 -
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you suck ivan, stop sucking, you big sucker
I think you should assasinate me
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Orogaldeo
Amarr Star Horizons Rule of Three
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Posted - 2008.08.03 17:37:00 -
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Originally by: Ivan En'Vec Movies of the kill may be provided in some situations.
If you accept my services and refuse to pay after your enemy dies, I will do everything I can to grief you so hard you'll be playing WoW within the month.
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Avan Sercedos
The Magnificents
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Posted - 2008.08.03 18:21:00 -
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Oddly enough, I approve of this thread.
I'm famous, amirite?
Originally by: CCP Mitnal Please do not post images directly into threads.
Please do not post lolcats.
Ever.
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Dalacha
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.08.03 20:44:00 -
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Nice post :).
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Ivan En'Vec
Criminal Element
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Posted - 2008.08.03 23:24:00 -
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Thanks for the supportive bumps.
As with everything in life, however, there is a catch.
Due to large amounts of vodka being consumed today, I've somehow deleted several eve mails and was afk for convo's about prospective jobs, and no longer can remember who sent them or what the details were.
Please send me an eve-mail in the game, as tomorrow morning I'll be sober and ready to start the slaughter.
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Gwendalyne
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Posted - 2008.08.04 01:57:00 -
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Originally by: Ivan En'Vec Thanks for the supportive bumps.
As with everything in life, however, there is a catch.
Due to large amounts of vodka being consumed today, I've somehow deleted several eve mails and was afk for convo's about prospective jobs, and no longer can remember who sent them or what the details were.
Please send me an eve-mail in the game, as tomorrow morning I'll be sober and ready to start the slaughter.
That's what I want to hear, a pirate getting plastered on the night before his next "final mission".
Yarr!
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Inoriano
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Posted - 2008.08.04 12:15:00 -
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Originally by: Ivan En'Vec If you accept my services and refuse to pay after your enemy dies, I will do everything I can to grief you so hard you'll be playing WoW within the month.
I find your forthright manner and upbeat tone most becoming in a pod pilot, however I have to ask the following question:
What if we already play WoW?
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Cortex Reaver
The Golden
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Posted - 2008.08.04 18:20:00 -
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This is actually something I've considered doing myself as a sort of Player mission idea to give me a goal and have it involve pvp. I'm very curious to see how well this goes for you so full support here!
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Bfoster
Minmatar Rising Federation
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Posted - 2008.08.04 18:23:00 -
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A killer for hire... I love it.. _______________________________________________
"Your local Macro Miner Harass Force" |
ThaDollaGenerale
Endless Destruction
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Posted - 2008.08.05 03:45:00 -
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Originally by: Inoriano
Originally by: Ivan En'Vec If you accept my services and refuse to pay after your enemy dies, I will do everything I can to grief you so hard you'll be playing WoW within the month.
I find your forthright manner and upbeat tone most becoming in a pod pilot, however I have to ask the following question:
What if we already play WoW?
He'll make you play hello kitty online.
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Yatta I
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Posted - 2008.08.05 05:03:00 -
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Originally by: Inoriano
Originally by: Ivan En'Vec If you accept my services and refuse to pay after your enemy dies, I will do everything I can to grief you so hard you'll be playing WoW within the month.
I find your forthright manner and upbeat tone most becoming in a pod pilot, however I have to ask the following question:
What if we already play WoW?
go back and give me your stuff. ---
hey whiner, can i has your stuffs? Desusig |
PaRaZiTuRL
Amarr IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.08.05 06:38:00 -
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Edited by: PaRaZiTuRL on 05/08/2008 06:38:58 Omg this is like Bad Boys, and your like... Will Smith.Or actually with the vodka your more like han****.
Edit.You mean i can't say co.ck ? cauck .. ok hancauck
Inappropriate signature removed. ~WeatherMan |
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