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DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.05 18:23:00 -
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Here is a place to post the classics of the EVE online forums. These are the threads that truely qualify as "epic win".
Remove C&P and Post in C&P 4 days later
Plight of the Carebear
Liz Kali's final warning and Liz Kali gets angry at zee piwates!!!
Angry Carebear: Lost the original post :-(. _______________
CCP Atropos > I pod people because there's money to be made in selling tears. |

Ki An
Gallente Filiolus Of Bellum
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Posted - 2008.08.05 18:25:00 -
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Man, I can't believe a year has passed since Liz Kali. Time flies.
Filiolus of Bellum is recruiting
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DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.05 18:28:00 -
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Originally by: Ki An Man, I can't believe a year has passed since Liz Kali. Time flies.
My favorite Liz Kali quote went something along the lines of "nobody will remember this in a week or two" when told about her ruined reputation. _______________
CCP Atropos > I pod people because there's money to be made in selling tears. |

Ki An
Gallente Filiolus Of Bellum
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Posted - 2008.08.05 18:30:00 -
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She was the greatest thing that ever happened to C&P. Possibly to these forums altogether.
Liz, where are you? We miss you.
Filiolus of Bellum is recruiting
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Qui Shon
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Posted - 2008.08.05 18:33:00 -
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You present your own thread as "epic"? Classy....not.
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DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.05 18:38:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 05/08/2008 18:39:29 Well it's not like I put any focus on myself for the most part. Not like every other thread was mine. Besides
Originally by: Tsanse Kinske expression of desire for original poster's remaining material goods
Was what made it cross from funny to epic in my opinion. That was like the ultimate reply. EVER!
Originally by: Ki An
Liz, where are you? We miss you.
WE drove her out of EVE with pitchforks, war decs, and suicide ganks. Remember? _______________
CCP Atropos > I pod people because there's money to be made in selling tears. |

Ki An
Gallente Filiolus Of Bellum
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Posted - 2008.08.05 18:40:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Ki An She was the greatest thing that ever happened to C&P. Possibly to these forums altogether.
Liz, where are you? We miss you.
WE drove her out of EVE with pitchforks, war decs, and suicide ganks. Remember?
MY GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE???
    
Filiolus of Bellum is recruiting
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Malcanis
We are Legend
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Posted - 2008.08.05 18:52:00 -
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♥ Liz Kali thread...
CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that. |

Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.08.05 18:57:00 -
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Dude, your face!

We're Recruiting! |

Pwett
Minmatar QUANT Corp. QUANT Hegemony
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Posted - 2008.08.05 19:13:00 -
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This would be better if we can get an evolution of Jenny Spitfire into the mix. She is her own forum classic. _______________ Pwett CEO, Founder, & Executor <Q> QUANT Hegemony
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Malcanis
We are Legend
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Posted - 2008.08.05 19:14:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn Dude, your face!

He's in my corp chat right now. 
CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that. |

Viqtoria
Caldari Groping Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.08.05 19:17:00 -
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tic toc!!!!
  
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.08.05 19:20:00 -
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I still think we should just remove all the forums 
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Asestorian
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.08.05 19:28:00 -
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You want classic?
THE Dev hijack thread.
There's your classic.
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Quote: EVE is unfair by design.
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.08.05 19:29:00 -
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Does the thread where I was turned pink count as classic?  ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |

Princess Jodi
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.05 20:06:00 -
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Edited by: Princess Jodi on 05/08/2008 20:08:48 I've got to say this thread was probably my favorite EVER!
ThisIsWrong
Thread started out a bit slowly but just kept gaining steam for days...I'm still laughing over it.
This is where the OP went from being an idiot to Supreme Idiot, and it was all downhill after that:
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
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Qanael Radlari
Caldari Kinetic Vector
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Posted - 2008.08.05 20:31:00 -
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Originally by: Princess Jodi Edited by: Princess Jodi on 05/08/2008 20:08:48 I've got to say this thread was probably my favorite EVER!
ThisIsWrong
Thread started out a bit slowly but just kept gaining steam for days...I'm still laughing over it.
This is where the OP went from being an idiot to Supreme Idiot, and it was all downhill after that:
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
I can proudly say I trolled that OP. 
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Federation Fleet New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.08.05 20:39:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn Dude, your face!

So very much this. I don't think I've laughed harder at an EVE Forum thread than that one.
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Rostran Targo
Minmatar Kinda'Shujaa
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Posted - 2008.08.05 20:40:00 -
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Shits and giggles to be had here.
Hey look! It's a signature!
http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/sigs.html |

Jimer Lins
Gallente Federation Fleet New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.08.05 20:43:00 -
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Need to paw through EVE-Search to find some of the old CRC hijack threads too.
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DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.05 21:09:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 05/08/2008 21:09:37 Added "I'm gunna SUE YA!!" to the original post. _______________
CCP Atropos > I pod people because there's money to be made in selling tears. |

Reem Fairchild
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.08.05 21:11:00 -
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I can't believe people haven't posted this and this.
Classic Eve meme combination if ever there was one.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler We are pleased to aim!
Or was that the other way around?
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Mashie Saldana
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
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Posted - 2008.08.05 21:11:00 -
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Sodastream
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Lardarz B'stard
Amarr Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2008.08.05 21:13:00 -
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Edited by: Lardarz B''stard on 05/08/2008 21:14:24 ET vs MC
War declaration, abridged version.
edit - oh and this: Innominate nightmare
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DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.05 21:44:00 -
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Originally by: Lardarz B'stard
edit - oh and this: Innominate nightmare
Ah I was wondering where that thread went. Couldn't remember his name. _______________
CCP Atropos > I pod people because there's money to be made in selling tears. |

Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.08.05 22:19:00 -
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Originally by: Qanael Radlari
Originally by: Princess Jodi Edited by: Princess Jodi on 05/08/2008 20:08:48 I've got to say this thread was probably my favorite EVER!
ThisIsWrong
Thread started out a bit slowly but just kept gaining steam for days...I'm still laughing over it.
This is where the OP went from being an idiot to Supreme Idiot, and it was all downhill after that:
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
I can proudly say I trolled that OP. 
Ah, good times 
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OutOfTheBox Cyborg
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Posted - 2008.08.05 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn Dude, your face!

The only classic in this thread.
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Melina Berra
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Posted - 2008.08.05 22:57:00 -
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Anybody got a link to the Honor Tanker thread ? What what his name.. Scius?
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Gottii
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.08.05 23:15:00 -
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Edited by: Gottii on 05/08/2008 23:15:14
Originally by: OutOfTheBox Cyborg Edited by: OutOfTheBox Cyborg on 05/08/2008 22:51:45 Edited by: OutOfTheBox Cyborg on 05/08/2008 22:50:24 Edited by: OutOfTheBox Cyborg on 05/08/2008 22:49:28
Originally by: Tchell Dahhn Dude, your face!

The only classic in this thread.
Edit: to be a bit more constructive, what about the eve bank scam coming to fruition post, or the guy who came up with the initial nano-phoon followed by pages of people slagging it as a non-starter.
This ----------------------------------------------- All true old-school gamers know the only reliable way to stop a forum troll is with acid or fire... ----------------------------------------------- |

Theqwert125
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Posted - 2008.08.06 00:13:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic Does the thread where I was turned pink count as classic? 
Yes
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Micia
Minmatar Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.08.06 00:16:00 -
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Stargates & Jumpdrives meme thing - don't have the link. 
Also, some of Garmon's posts from C&P, with accompanying videos. No links handy, either. |

Stefx
Gallente Moons of Pluto
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Posted - 2008.08.06 01:25:00 -
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Edited by: Stefx on 06/08/2008 01:25:29
The "My raven was equipped with the following" meme ----------- MOP recruiting Industrialists/miners/traders/missioners/etc |

Jazlina
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Posted - 2008.08.06 01:57:00 -
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I hadnt read the "dude, your face" post. I just did and I couldnt stop laughing for 10 minutes. Thanks, now my abs hurt....
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Mr M
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Posted - 2008.08.06 01:58:00 -
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The Damsel
Verone's keyboards
EVE Tribune | EVEgeek |

AdmiralDovolski
Gallente N.A.S.A. Skunk-Works
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Posted - 2008.08.06 02:41:00 -
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Edited by: AdmiralDovolski on 06/08/2008 02:41:24 any of the killer8's flash movies.
THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT HARD WORK DOESNT PAY OFF!!
IM GOING TO BE A 0.4 warp core stabilizing greifer FROM NOW ON!
The Killer8's epic movies ----------------------- im in ur system, incapping ur cynojammer |

Bai ZongTong
The Revolutionary Guard
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Posted - 2008.08.06 02:50:00 -
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Edited by: Bai ZongTong on 06/08/2008 02:54:48
Originally by: DubanFP Remove C&P and Post in C&P 4 days later
Let there be a true epic legend... Page 2 Page 3 right before it was removed
the epic necro of the EPIC THREAD        --- Want some YARRHHHS? The Revolutionary Guard Pirate Corp Looking for Members Uncensored KB |

masternerdguy
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Posted - 2008.08.06 03:27:00 -
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lol
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AdmiralDovolski
Gallente N.A.S.A. Skunk-Works
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:48:00 -
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Originally by: Mr M The Damsel
Verone's keyboards
can i haz a full set of verones keyboards? ----------------------- im in ur system, incapping ur cynojammer |

F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Celestial Industrial Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.07 01:59:00 -
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Edited by: F''nog on 07/08/2008 02:01:43 A little bit of self-promotion, but you've got to love what the GMs and Kieron did with it.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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Bai ZongTong
The Revolutionary Guard
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Posted - 2008.08.07 10:21:00 -
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Edited by: Bai ZongTong on 07/08/2008 10:21:32 These just came through in C&P:
COINCIDENCE?
Epic solo kills --- Want some YARRHHHS? The Revolutionary Guard Pirate Corp Looking for Members Uncensored KB |

Voltain
BEER Inc.
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Posted - 2008.08.07 10:33:00 -
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I like this from C&P last year.
The OP posts about avoiding a scam. There is much hilarity and he eventually gets scammed.
DesuSig |

F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Celestial Industrial Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.08 03:25:00 -
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After having digested the Liz Kali threads, I think it's probably real. If not then it's the most amazing troll ever. But she posted at least three different threads relating to it, but on various topics, so I think she really was serious. And that's epically dense.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.08 22:11:00 -
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Originally by: F'nog After having digested the Liz Kali threads, I think it's probably real. If not then it's the most amazing troll ever. But she posted at least three different threads relating to it, but on various topics, so I think she really was serious. And that's epically dense.
Sanity is a very relative term. _______________
CCP Atropos > I pod people because there's money to be made in selling tears. |

Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2008.08.08 22:15:00 -
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There's the thread about the golden ratio and the 23, can anyone find them on scanner?
Should/would/could have, HAVE you chav!
Also Known As |

Matalino
Gallente Ki Tech Industries
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Posted - 2008.08.08 22:30:00 -
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Edited by: Matalino on 08/08/2008 22:34:19 One of my all time favorites:
We're Sorry, Something Happened
Too bad they nerf'ed that error message a while back.
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Roemy Schneider
BINFORD Solidus Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.08 22:32:00 -
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i fell off my chair after clicking post #3 - putting the gist back into logistics |

Somealt Ofmine
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Posted - 2008.08.08 23:14:00 -
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Damn you Duban. I spit coffee on my keyboard over the Liz Kali one.
Hey, what the hell, you aren't with 4R anymore?
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Captain Porter
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Posted - 2008.08.08 23:50:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn Dude, your face!

This was one of the best days at work.
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F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Celestial Industrial Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.09 07:15:00 -
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Edited by: F''nog on 09/08/2008 07:15:25
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: F'nog After having digested the Liz Kali threads, I think it's probably real. If not then it's the most amazing troll ever. But she posted at least three different threads relating to it, but on various topics, so I think she really was serious. And that's epically dense.
Sanity is a very relative term.
Who said anything about sanity?
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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Arvald
Caldari Ninjas N Pirates Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.08.09 08:33:00 -
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Originally by: Voltain I like this from C&P last year.
The OP posts about avoiding a scam. There is much hilarity and he eventually gets scammed.
one of my best works yet 
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Roy Batty68
Caldari Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.08.09 13:23:00 -
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Originally by: Matalino Edited by: Matalino on 08/08/2008 22:34:19 One of my all time favorites:
We're Sorry, Something Happened
Too bad they nerf'ed that error message a while back.
 You can still see it here.
Others: Shuttles. I hear they don't tank very well...
Oveur! , I'm calling you out... Which resulted in these timeless pics: linky
Tractor Beam BPO price reversed
Honor tank
Emo-rage on Eve-O General about missing carrier while at the same time there is a Check Out what I Stole thread in C&P.
Jank's thread about Kali which spawned this awsome Bohemian Rhapsody spoof.
Prettiest avatar contest...
pew pew? or bzzt
Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |

F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Celestial Industrial Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.10 05:17:00 -
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OMG, those carrier threads are priceless.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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Euriti
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.08.10 09:48:00 -
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The planks + Achura female (llona wydd or something) troll with video of can flipping + battle retriever. Awesome lolz and an awesome troll (yes it was a garmon troll)
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Umbra Synergy Final Retribution Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.10 18:29:00 -
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I'm totally not bumping a thread
Originally by: Cecil Montague They should change that warning on entering low sec to:
"Go read Crime and Punishment for a few days then come back."
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Joey Meow
MURAKAMI INDUSTRIES
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Posted - 2008.08.10 18:58:00 -
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I nominate this thread for the "Classics"
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=843521
1) Guy comes in, and states he was "Suicide Ganked" in his 600 Mill Crow in Rancer, a Low Security system. 2) He further states that he is an "experienced 2003 player." 3) Players accuse him of being a noob, and an e-bayer. Since he obviously missed the point of what Suicide Ganking is.... 4) He reiterates that he is not an e-bayer, and is legitimate player. And further decries the "piracy in EVE." 5) He edits his post, and takes out the "Suicide Ganking" part. 6) A Player finds a previous statement by the same character on how "piracy brings excitement to EVE" and that he is no stranger to a loss. Thus completely contradicting the whine he posted just a few days later. 7) Everyone is having a merry good time!
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F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Celestial Industrial Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.10 22:24:00 -
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Yeah, I think that one's become an instant classic.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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hired goon
Infinite Improbability Inc Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.08.11 00:14:00 -
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Originally by: Matalino Edited by: Matalino on 08/08/2008 22:34:19 One of my all time favorites:
We're Sorry, Something Happened
Too bad they nerf'ed that error message a while back.
This one is best, absolutely legendary. -omg-
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hired goon
Infinite Improbability Inc Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.08.11 00:15:00 -
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Oh does anyone have link to those ancient ones where someone typed up the fleet-chat of a bunch of respawning guristas rats as a player chained their spawn?  -omg-
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Babel
Utopian Research I.E.L. The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.08.11 00:54:00 -
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The Sansha Dialogues
That and 'Dude, your face' goes without saying ofc :) -------
"Out of the good of evil born, Came Uriel's voice of cherub scorn" |

F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Celestial Industrial Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.11 03:33:00 -
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Originally by: Babel The Sansha Dialogues
That and 'Dude, your face' goes without saying ofc :)
Do you have links to the others? I remember there were two or three.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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D'ceet
Shadows of the Dead Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.08.11 04:25:00 -
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while its not a classic, i suggest everyone read the Garmon series, fell off my chair many times ...ill link when sober
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Tamoko
Damage Unlimited Inc INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.08.11 06:44:00 -
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Originally by: Mashie Saldana Sodastream
For some dumb reason, this made me laugh until tears ran freely.
Originally by: "Bellum Eternus" Is 'speed tank' code for 'completely invulnerable'?
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Qanael Radlari
Caldari Kinetic Vector
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Posted - 2008.08.22 08:55:00 -
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Originally by: Tamoko
Originally by: Mashie Saldana Sodastream
For some dumb reason, this made me laugh until tears ran freely.
Wow. The first page is just...wow. 
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t1mmeh
Caldari State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:13:00 -
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Another reason I love Eve. A huge Dev/GM rabble over a sacrilegious use of bree thread, priceless! 
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K'uata Sayus
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.08.22 14:50:00 -
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I've bookmarked this thread. It should be sticky'd under "But, seriously folks".
EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. |
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