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Vak'ran
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Posted - 2008.11.03 19:00:00 -
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 Originally by: Sheriff Jones
I've got a few things cooking up, but do remember that excessive bumpage might lead to locking of thread. We wouldn't want that would we? 
No we wouldn't. However, I have just noticed I have not yet voiced my appreciation of returning chronicles of happenings at the ccp shop. Doing so now. You make some of my work hours happy Jones, appreciation is in order.
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Vak'Ran is your local official non-dedicated part-time advocate of reading comprehension and proliferation of intelligence on the EVE Online Forums. |
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Posted - 2008.11.04 12:39:00 -
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One would think they get old at some point, but no... they dont :D
Nice one Jones, another day saved.
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Posted - 2008.12.04 01:00:00 -
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Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Edited by: EnslaverOfMinmatar on 04/12/2008 00:31:22
*bang* *bang*
Navigator: Ouch. Not again!
*bang* *bang*
Navigator: Stop hitting me with the bat!
*bang* bang*
Navigator: Why are you doing this?
Nozh: Your locking speed has reached ludicrous speed. Because of that, Fatality (our forum engine) is behaving quite strangely. Even 100+ page threads disappear out of the blue..
Navigator: That wasn't me, that's Torfi.
Nozh: You won't find anything in the logs to prove it, haha! Your lock button, the dev giveth and the dev taketh.
Navigator: But.. but.. I need 3563 more locks than Mitnal to be the number one on *snip* Posting lockboard links is not permitted */snip*
Nozh: Well, ok, the real reason is because of your locks I can't read my daily nanowhines. *BANG*
Navigator: Awwww my arm!! I'm gonna quit if you don't stop and sue you!!
*ding* *ding*
Navigator: Welcome to CCP, how...
EnslaverOfMinmatar: ohaii i kan haz ur stuffz?
*Navigator clicks lock on EnslaverOfMinmatar*
EnslaverOfMinmatar: LOOK I HAZ LOLZSLAVURS
Navigator: My lock isn't working!? What the ...?
EnslaverOfMinmatar: polycarbonz
*Nozh hears the code word and goes berserk*
Nozh: NERF! *bang* NERF! *bang* NERF *bang* *bang*NERF NERF NERFFFFFF!!!!.......
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*click click*
EnslaverOfMinmatar: yo whot you doin'?
Vak'Ran: Trying to change stations to get away from you and your idealistic commercial kinda deal
*click click*
EnslaverOfMinmatar: ohaii i kan haz ur stuffz?
Vak'Ran: Its no bloody use you are all over the forum
EnslaverOfMinmatar: Buy me 'Navigator locked my threadzzz T-Shirt!'
Vak'Ran: Oh bugger it, i'll watch jones in syndication...
*click*
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Jones you got a website or somesuch where we can read your stuff without muppets like the quoted ruining our day?
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Vak'Ran is your local official non-dedicated part-time advocate of reading comprehension and proliferation of intelligence on the EVE Online Forums. |
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Posted - 2009.01.28 17:18:00 -
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Edited by: Vak''ran on 28/01/2009 17:19:23
please don't be in the story writing department of that game you are a dev of.... it would ruin EVE 
Come on already, after 18 19 pages of win this needs glue! |
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Posted - 2009.02.02 13:40:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones
I'm scared of the thread 
Good, then write in fear 
Also, if you are scared - think of poor wrangler, or the cat... |
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Posted - 2009.02.24 16:08:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones
It's coming, it's coming 
Hold your horses people
Horses held for 4 pages and >24hrs (forums slipping?)
I demand further entertainment, up you go!
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Vak'Ran is your local official non-dedicated part-time advocate of reading comprehension and proliferation of intelligence on the EVE Online Forums. |
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Posted - 2009.03.06 19:27:00 -
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Originally by: Holy Lowlander
you can't sheriff.
you simply can't 
confirming jones can't
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Vak'Ran is your local official non-dedicated part-time advocate of reading comprehension and proliferation of intelligence on the EVE Online Forums. |
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