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Reven Cordelle
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.08.06 14:58:00 -
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Edited by: Reven Cordelle on 06/08/2008 14:58:37
So there I was flying around Jita in my Bestower with all my inheritance of about 846 million worth of stuff. I had BPOs, T2 modules, you name it I had it. So I walked away from my desk to use the bathroom, cook chicken gizzards for the evening meal and let my Bulgarian French Poodle out for a quick tinkle. Upon my return my mom got scared she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later', I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
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Cornelius Murphy
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.06 14:59:00 -
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I'm, getting the strangest sense of Deja Vu here.......
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.08.06 14:59:00 -
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And the most nauseating day at the Eve forum in months is made even worse thanks to this thread. 
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LaVista Vista
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:00:00 -
[4]
 Originally by: Cornelius Murphy
I'm, getting the strangest sense of Deja Vu here.......
So did I 
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:00:00 -
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drugs m'kay
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Bartholomeus Crane
Gallente
The Crane Family
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:01:00 -
[6]
Still not very funny ...
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Gabbot
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:02:00 -
[7]
Click me
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Cornelius Murphy
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:03:00 -
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It loses points for the shameless and irrelevant reference to the Fresh Prince. It wasn't funny when it was out originally, certainly not funny now. Will Smith probably cringes at the soght of it!
Oh, and IBN (In Before Navigator  )
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Cornelius Murphy
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:04:00 -
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Edited by: Cornelius Murphy on 06/08/2008 15:03:59
Originally by: Gabbot
Click me
I thought about it, but then it could be a rickroll, and my day has been bad enough as it is...
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Plumpy McPudding
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:04:00 -
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Edited by: Plumpy McPudding on 06/08/2008 15:05:28
What the...? COPY CAT!
But I laughed.
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Airwave Angel
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:06:00 -
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Originally by: Gabbot
Click me
I comfirm that this is NOT a rickroll and is safe for work, might wanna turn ur speakers down tho...
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:08:00 -
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Forums are made of win today.
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DesuSigs |
Cornelius Murphy
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:10:00 -
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Originally by: Airwave Angel
Originally by: Gabbot
Click me
I comfirm that this is NOT a rickroll and is safe for work, might wanna turn ur speakers down tho...
OMG, I got bel air'd!
**cries**
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Zora
Gallente
Community for Justice
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:13:00 -
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Let's see if I can get the LPBN (last post before navigator) again :)
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:13:00 -
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Originally by: Zora
Let's see if I can get the LPBN (last post before navigator) again :)
Good luck!
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Zora
Gallente
Community for Justice
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:15:00 -
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Good luck!
oh lawds.
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Slanty McGarglefist
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:16:00 -
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Edited by: Slanty McGarglefist on 06/08/2008 15:16:06
Last
edit - 
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Originally by: CCP Wrangler
No
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:16:00 -
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I'm going to make a post so offensive that I will be SURE to get the LPBN. It's going to take me awhile to type though so you may want to try to take the title of "most offensive post" for yourself before I have a chance to post mine.
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Bartholomeus Crane
Gallente
The Crane Family
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:17:00 -
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No you don't ...
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Reven Cordelle
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:18:00 -
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I think we need more jiggawatts.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:18:00 -
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This thread may grow at an increasing rate.
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Reven Cordelle
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:19:00 -
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
This thread may grow at an increasing rate.
Thats what she said.
Wait, what?
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Bartholomeus Crane
Gallente
The Crane Family
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:19:00 -
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plus one ...
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:21:00 -
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I summon thee!
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Bartholomeus Crane
Gallente
The Crane Family
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:22:00 -
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Toys |> Pram !!!1!!!
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:23:00 -
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The mods are probably all working overtime to sort out the pyramid quotes and rampant flaming going on in the other Hello Kitty threads. They won't feel the need to turn their attention on this one for some time IMO. So until then let this thread grow like the mighty oak.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:23:00 -
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The game is on.
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Reven Cordelle
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:23:00 -
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That intoxicating fragrance, could it be...? Curious by Britney Spears...
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:24:00 -
[29]
Nothing sighted in the modnoculars captain!
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DesuSigs |
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:24:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Reven Cordelle
That intoxicating fragrance, could it be...? Curious by Britney Spears...
I have a hard time imagining how there could be a positive association between the terms "fragrance" and "Britney Spears".
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Reven Cordelle
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:26:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum
Originally by: Reven Cordelle
That intoxicating fragrance, could it be...? Curious by Britney Spears...
I have a hard time imagining how there could be a positive association between the terms "fragrance" and "Britney Spears".
Thats why its called "Curious".
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:28:00 -
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Word.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:29:00 -
[33]
Even though
you broke my heart
and killed me
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:31:00 -
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Nanos!
Overdrives!
Speed boost!
I-Stabs!
CCP!
Nerfbat!
Balance!
Whine threads!
Let's make a tasty nano pie
Ace whiner food for you and I
Let's make a tasty nano pie
Ace whiner food for you and I
Take one Devblog by CCP, and post it for the consumption of the forum community. Then spread the resulting whine threads across Ships & Modules and General Discussion.
Allow the threads to sit in these forums for at least four hours, before allowing CCP to step in and add some moderation. Once this occurs, continue to coat the forums with additional whine threads.
Now comes the important bit: taking seriously all of the most dire predictions made in the whine threads, mix in a generous portion of nano*** tears, symbolizing the irony of all the times that the nano***s criticized others for complaining about nano ships being overpowered.
After allowing all of the ingredients to fester on the forums, with a continuous stream of new threads being added by whiners, it should be starting to get old, and by this time should have developed enough reason for a good... *click!*
(inspired by oi polloi)
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Reven Cordelle
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:31:00 -
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Edited by: Reven Cordelle on 06/08/2008 15:31:26
And tore me to pieces.
Edit - Personally Dirk, your combo breaker couldn't have come at a more inopportune time.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:39:00 -
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And threw every piece
into
a fire
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Reven Cordelle
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:40:00 -
[37]
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:43:00 -
[38]
The modoscope reports nothing yet.
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Reven Cordelle
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:44:00 -
[39]
This is clearly the King of Threads.
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Zora
Gallente
Community for Justice
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:46:00 -
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but overtanked haulers are underpowered
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Reven Cordelle
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:47:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Zora
but overtanked haulers are underpowered
Unhauled Tankers are powered over too...
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Plumpy McPudding
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:48:00 -
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I was Unger over and he was over Dunn.
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Rubra
J. S. Bach In memoriam
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Posted - 2008.08.06 15:55:00 -
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A herpes virus is killing young oysters in France because they have spent too much energy developing their sexual organs rather than their natural defenses, an oyster crisis team has found.
Scientists have spent weeks investigating a mysterious surge in mortality among the mollusks that the French love to devour with lemon and white wine.
France's main marine research institute, Ifremer, set up the crisis team on July 3 and its members have been working flat out to understand why 40 to 100 percent of oysters aged 12 to 18 months were dying in all but one of France's breeding areas.
An Ifremer spokeswoman said on Monday the team had established that a virus called Oyster Herpesvirus type 1, or OsHV-1, was killing young oysters, helped by unfavorable weather conditions that had weakened the mollusks.
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There is no cure for OsHV-1.
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Zora
Gallente
Community for Justice
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2008.08.06 18:29:00 -
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Originally by: Rubra
A herpes virus is killing young oysters in France because they have spent too much energy developing their sexual organs rather than their natural defenses, an oyster crisis team has found.
Scientists have spent weeks investigating a mysterious surge in mortality among the mollusks that the French love to devour with lemon and white wine.
France's main marine research institute, Ifremer, set up the crisis team on July 3 and its members have been working flat out to understand why 40 to 100 percent of oysters aged 12 to 18 months were dying in all but one of France's breeding areas.
An Ifremer spokeswoman said on Monday the team had established that a virus called Oyster Herpesvirus type 1, or OsHV-1, was killing young oysters, helped by unfavorable weather conditions that had weakened the mollusks.
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There is no cure for OsHV-1.
How did this oyster crisis thread get pushed back to page 3!?
If people had some common sense, they would worry more about their oysters!
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Ethaet
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.08.06 18:30:00 -
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My troll was equipped with the following:
6x Failpost Idea I
1x Alt
1x Caldari
1x 'Hypnos' Irony Meter
3x Carebear Invulnerability Field
1x Large "YOUR" All-Caps Booster
1x Large Lowsec Extender II
3x Flame Control System II
1x Damage Control Apology Post
1x Flagging Expander II
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Seriously, we need some kind of separation between the post and signature.
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Lothros Andastar
Gallente
MisFunk Inc.
Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.08.06 18:32:00 -
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Originally by: Ethaet
My troll was equipped with the following:
6x Failpost Idea I
1x Alt
1x Caldari
1x 'Hypnos' Irony Meter
3x Carebear Invulnerability Field
1x Large "YOUR" All-Caps Booster
1x Large Lowsec Extender II
3x Flame Control System II
1x Damage Control Apology Post
1x Flagging Expander II
You forgot to add rigs fool:
Internet Lawyer Pump I
Ablative Nacho Cheese II
OVER9000 Power Meter I
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