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Dora
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Posted - 2004.06.02 23:47:00 -
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Having left May in a blurry, hazing and sometimes miraculously funny haze, Heff has emerged from his drunken stupor to announce û The Hunt for Miss June Contest!
The June winner, often referred to as the ôHot Baked Buns oÆ Summers Salacious Scankö is awarded, as usual, one Large Tach with Lens and one skill book of knowledge to wreak havoc upon the galaxy and learn to string simple words together with a hooked on phonics sampler.
Miss June must have the following qualifications embedded in her entry posted here:
Listed must be her Likes, Dislikes, and a short discourse her ôBest Breakup Ever Given to a Guy so That She Can be with Heffö
This monthÆs sponsor is Jel Tanning lotion. Smear it on you honey and watch the flies stick, and later if there is any left, do your dishes with it. Jel Tanning cream û if you donÆt tan û well û then itÆs you own dang fault!
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora CEO Playboy Enterprises Chnnl: PLAYBOY E-ml: playboy_ |
Nafri
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Posted - 2004.06.03 00:10:00 -
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im in as ever, with new sig and new face
and i have birthday soon! Wanna fly with me?
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Nafri
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Posted - 2004.06.03 07:59:00 -
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ha i win, im the only one attending
ill post all the rest at the weekend, sorry have to date some cool caldari boys Wanna fly with me?
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jason hill
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Posted - 2004.06.03 08:00:00 -
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MEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"THE HUMAN SHIELD" |
Iblith Escliphax
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Posted - 2004.06.03 08:28:00 -
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i?... ok ok i'm an alt.
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Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.06.03 09:25:00 -
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my votes for nafri so far
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Lord Loverocket
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Posted - 2004.06.03 09:27:00 -
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It must be my turn this month
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meowcat
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Posted - 2004.06.03 09:47:00 -
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of course, you are all disqualified, since 99% of you are huge hairy builders called Bernard in real life....
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yeah but no but yeah but no but |
Mordax Ibrium
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Posted - 2004.06.03 10:04:00 -
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I'd hit it
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Del Narveux
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Posted - 2004.06.03 10:10:00 -
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But surely theres something for us sexy guys? ;) _________________ [SAK] And Proud Of It! aka Cpt Bogus Is that my torped sig cloaking your base? |
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Hot Space
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Posted - 2004.06.03 10:53:00 -
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Hello,
i'm Hot Space Ceo of the funbased corp UPS. Upon some male pilots who hang out in 'HOT CHAT' thats thinks that they got me for them alone i participate in this contest where i have no challenge of winning this. For males that think to have a date : some special present on the first date could help you ;)
Likes : giving orders to my male slave/corp members ;).Who are so crazy of me that they do anything what i ask :) Dislikes : Some macho pilots that have great talk but when the moment is there they warp out.And there are alot of this guys out there. But when there pants are down they of 'Short' talk
Best Breakup : Just podded him so his clone didn't remember :) as his his implants where gone. And a man without implants can't remember a thing ;) Resigned CEO of UPS
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The Burninator
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Posted - 2004.06.03 16:17:00 -
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Likes: Burninating the Peasants Burninating the Villages
Dislikes: When concorde protects the Peasants
Best Breakup: I took the money from this man, I called my boy at the time over, he came up to me and I stabbed him .
He had no clone and I got my money.
Why I should be Miss June: Do you want to be Burninated??..thought not..
Why I'm the best: ----------------
BDCI Website - We solve problems. |
Deadflip2
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Posted - 2004.06.03 16:57:00 -
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i vote for alexandria from jericho fraction. --- "this song reminds me of the girl i met on a schooltrip, she was really nice, and she really liked me. I forgot to ask her her phone number" - Nelix trist OMG im a pretzel!!! |
Kreeper
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Posted - 2004.06.03 19:04:00 -
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*Kreeper pulls out a waad of 1$ bills*
Bust out the qaufe! Its dancin time!!!!!! -----------------------------------------------
Calling Christos Hendez come back to EvE Smother another Failur Lay this to rest...
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ChamoneMofo
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Posted - 2004.06.03 19:08:00 -
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When will we see the thread entitled "Playboy Enterprises Flogging a Deadhorse For More Publicity"?
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.06.04 13:55:00 -
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Edited by: Omber Zombie on 04/06/2004 13:56:39 The Burninator - is your real name Trogdor by any chance? ----------- "Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!" Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Nafri
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Posted - 2004.06.04 14:29:00 -
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Edited by: Nafri on 04/06/2004 14:38:14 Nafri:
Likes
- Panties
- Icecream
- Popcorn
- Big Ships with Big Guns
- Cool boys with sunglasses, like Jadrut
Dislikes
- Mean Guys
- Miners
- Haulers
- All the other chicks in EVE
- Fuffel
My best Turning down
Jadrut was sex0ring me like ever and i really had to stop him cause the only man for me is Heff. So i tricked him into a faked date. I did the same with Toulak. That date was a very very blind date cause I told both i would only meet them when the light is off. Of course had in mind to abuse me at once and thy started to comfort each other when i turned the light on and both could see who thy were kissing! Wanna fly with me?
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Sara Parker
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Posted - 2004.06.04 15:41:00 -
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Hmmm, this should be but a menial task for a lady of the nobility.
Likes: Luxurious accomodation, and exquisite restaurants. True gentlemen of the nobility, with the funds and assets to prove their stature. Being well treated by the aforementioned gentlemen. Being 'well treated' by the same aforementioned gentlemen, if one catches my drift. Space vessels with suitable accomodation quarters for a full atachÚ of servents, maidens, and slaves, as well as fully equiped beautician parlours.
Dislikes: Common men whom this that they can buy their way into the nobility. Commoners whom live on squalid wrecks, hauling smelly ore from port to port, stinking to high heaven of tobacco products. Women whom have dire taste in fashion and protocol. Sleazy common men whom make their advances with terrible lines.
Best breakup-line: Well, one has to do these things with a tocuh of class, and in a way that will surely be remembered, I mean where's the fun in breaking off a relationship if the poor fellow isn't going to be sobbing for a decade after?
So my finest break up occuered at a new years eve party in the Amarr capitol. I was with a young Lord Galthan at the time, terribly handsome fellow, and a wonderful loer. He knew all the right moves. He just simply didn't have the assets though, fatehr would've never approved of my consorting with someone as lowly as him, even if he was technically of the nobility.
Anyway, it was approcahing the fine strike of midnight when I gazed longingly into his eyes, and asked in a voice fraught with passion: "How long do you see us being together, my love?"
His response was terribly predicatable of. Of course with my batting eyelids, and pouted face his heart melted in a soft lump of goo - putty in my hands. "Forever my darling, of course!" was his overly dramatic response - fresh from a playwrite scene. Needless to say he was flabberghasted when I told him he had 'about twenty seconds, so he should make it quick'!
Hearless I know, but I do hear tell that he still pines for me oh so much, so the minor issue of guilt is worth the joy of knowing that I men are but a mere plaything of my desire, to be used and abused, and disposed of as I see fit.
Might I collect my prize now?
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olyyy
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Posted - 2004.06.04 17:17:00 -
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my vote for Nafri and panties for all
Galaga (Galaxian - XIF corp) And yes, Olyyy is on our KOS list so she enjoys stirring the "flames" ( 2004.05.25 ) |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.06.04 17:18:00 -
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I vote Sara Parker.
Posh birds are topper.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.06.04 17:21:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Calvert I vote Sara Parker.
Posh birds are topper.
This is not a hijack
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Mercy Regard
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Posted - 2004.06.04 17:24:00 -
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Good Luck to those looking to be Miss June! Since being named half of Miss April with Charity, I have been spending lots of time looking through the other bunnies panty drawers at the Playboy Station. Victoria Madsen has the sexiest panties, her drawer is always full though, so I am not sure if she actually ever wears any. Faithless has some lovely scented oils and Charity lied to all of you when she said the Sharks Logo Riding Crops were sold out as it seems there are plenty around her hangar...she must have wanted a nice stash for herself...she has been hanging with naughty boys lately so perhaps she needs them for discipline. *shrugs*
Anyhow, just thought I would check in and wish the future Miss June well. Playboy always takes care of its bunnies! I look forward to giving the next member of the playboy family a big kiss when they are crowned!
Good Luck & Much Love!
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.06.04 20:26:00 -
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Oh nos.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
4N4RKY
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Posted - 2004.06.04 20:29:00 -
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Hmmm i like large hefty gunz... A man with lot of ammo in his weapon... Late night BS bonfires in FU space... I have large dampening fields... And my cap is ALWAYS charged
My ideal man is Gundog Prime...um damnit i always give my REAL ID away XxXxX Im just a DAMN sexy alt...and yes i AM naked under my armor |
snutt
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Posted - 2004.06.04 20:42:00 -
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Who was the winner of miss April? Have you even announced it yet now a good 2 months delayed? . Or miss May for that matter?
Anyways, my sig says it all .
Mess with the best, die like the rest Real men structure tank |
Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.06.04 21:02:00 -
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Originally by: Lianhaun
Originally by: Joshua Calvert I vote Sara Parker.
Posh birds are topper.
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MinaHarker
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Posted - 2004.06.04 21:02:00 -
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Originally by: snutt Who was the winner of miss April? Have you even announced it yet now a good 2 months delayed? . Or miss May for that matter?
Anyways, my sig says it all .
Dear Miss snutt,
I wonder, if you were perchance under the same 'fluence as Heff? Or maybe working the belts 1 too many times? *cough cough...think I've got the black lung Pop*
If you were to read Miss Mercy's post, you will discover that she and her adopted sister are the winners of Miss April... And well *cough cough* Heff was a little *more coughing*...how shall I put this..?..*final cough* Otherwise engaged in May,
Anyone Want A Kiss?
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Mercy Regard
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Posted - 2004.06.04 21:06:00 -
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/me winks at Mina.
Perfectly understandable...two women at once can do that to a man...
Much Love,
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Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.06.04 21:13:00 -
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2 women at the same time?
*sigh* ill be so lucky
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4N4RKY
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Posted - 2004.06.04 22:42:00 -
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Well Jadrut how bout you me and another girl...um....gadz HELL NO, i CANT RP that well....
I feel dirty now... so.... dirty
XxXxX Im just a DAMN sexy alt...and yes i AM naked under my armor |
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