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Aspenb0y
Expert Coal Packing Union Unlimited
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Posted - 2008.08.14 20:26:00 -
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We know you're tired of missioning. Maybe one too many salvage thieves have ruined your day. Perhaps you already are a pirate but seek greener pastures.
Well, we've got greener pastures. We've got victims lining up to be shot. We've got carebear tears by the bucketfulls. Our victims have got enough emo-nerd-rage to power the sun. Our hangars are overflowing with T2 cap rechargers - that have only been dropped once.
What we don't always have are enough willing fingers behind triggers.
That's where you come in.
We have opportunities for new and old pilots in both low-sec and high-sec in more than one corporation. Whether you're already -10, want to get that way, or want to keep your sec status intact, we have an opportunity to kill everything you can.
We don't offer free ships and idiotic replacement programs, but we don't require much either.
Offered:
-wingmen you can trust who know how to get kills
-several 25m+ SP pilots
-training for newer characters
Required:
-screenshot of your log-in or limited API
-be able to learn
-willing to do horrible things to people
*important info that should have been first but is instead last*
-Time Zone: US PST (no GMT/australia TZers please - any US TZ is fine)
-Access to 0.0: god no.
-All PvP? Any PvE?: yes, fine, we mission a little bit. We can help you here too. shhhhhh.
-Vent/TS: Vent - we have a server
-Age: we're in our 20s. Don't be a little kid.
-Amount of time played: pretty relaxed. 3-4 nights a week max?
-How many of you are there? very, very few. we're looking to add about 5 pilots now. More to come.
-How do I get in touch? Join channel ECPUU or evemail Aspenb0y
Cue the Killboard Eye-Candy (Not Safe For Carebears):
low sec mission busting can pay the bills
sure it's fit horrible - it's still a dead CNR
We love killing battleships in high sec with cruisers
All Noble does is kill things
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Viermut
Satans Escorts
Methods of Mayhem Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.14 20:31:00 -
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Join us. We dec 24/7 and swing dance...but that is a whole nother story.
My mum is so fat that BoB claimed her as a region...couldn't keep her but claimed her all the same... |
Noble Protector
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Posted - 2008.08.15 19:48:00 -
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Positions still open. We need a few more people. We welcome high and low sec status pilots for both high and low sec systems.
(high sec status pilots are also killing people, we just do it in high sec)
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Aspenb0y
Expert Coal Packing Union Unlimited
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Posted - 2008.08.16 22:49:00 -
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If you're interested in ninja-salvage and ninja-looting, we can make you a lot of money in those fields as well. We don't do it because we're too busy trying to kill the people we find in missions - but it would be quite profitable for someone starting out who would like to move into non-consensual PvP without annihilating their sec status.
Another of our Scoundrels
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Gaganamurdha
Trill Crabulas
Nihil-Obstat
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Posted - 2008.08.18 05:40:00 -
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Come help us depopulate Essence.
Or make people's lives miserable in Agrallier.
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War Mechanic
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Posted - 2008.08.19 02:01:00 -
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Edited by: War Mechanic on 19/08/2008 02:02:39
The low-sec piracy is great with this group. We get a good amount of kills and almost no losses. I have not lost a ship since I joined and have 48 kills
I am young for the group with only 5.2M SP, but i am involved with most of the low-sec killing. It is great having wingmen you can count on to help get you kills.
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Aspenb0y
Expert Coal Packing Union Unlimited
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Posted - 2008.08.20 02:33:00 -
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Way to jinx yourself, War Mechanic.
I've died pirating. It ain't so bad.
Success! We've got a couple apps in, and we're expanding. Very exciting.
Here's what our past co-pilots have said about us:
Slobones: "This man knows a lot about bounce houses."
Quani: "We never lose a fight when Gag's Abaddon is there" (this ended up not being true)
M Minamoto: "You can put more stabs on that Raven."
Longshots: "The caracal is a viable combat ship." (???)
Still looking to add more scoundrels. Join Channel ECPUU |
Aspenb0y
Expert Coal Packing Union Unlimited
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Posted - 2008.08.27 19:06:00 -
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Our new guys are already getting in on some fun kills.
1.5B isk faction cruisers make for nice loot splits
Join Channel ECPUU anytime today. We've still got openings in high-sec ops and low-sec ops.
Some more information about us:
We are laid back, mature gamers on PST.
We aren't looking to put together an enormous corporation - just a small, tight-knit group of scoundrels with next to no morality.
No taxes, no required ops, hop on when others are on and kill stuff, or do your own thing.
ECPUU: our corp name sucks, our corp logo sucks, our KB is drowning in tears.
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Aspenb0y
Expert Coal Packing Union Unlimited
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Posted - 2008.09.04 04:30:00 -
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1.3B isk battleship kill in high sec
Come on, I know some more evil pilots want to join the cause.
Maybe you're just ninja-salvaging right now. Well, we're doing more than taking their loot.
We've added three new members. We could use some more -10 pirates as well.
Also: we're at war now! Making people mad enough to war dec us is like Christmas in July.
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Aspenb0y
Expert Coal Packing Union Unlimited
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Posted - 2008.09.09 22:46:00 -
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The corp is growing, but we're still planning on recruiting a few more pilots.
Come talk to us in channel ECPUU if you're interested in getting in on the fun.
We don't kill Navy Issue Megathrons every night...
But someone usually dies horribly.
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