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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.08.19 20:00:00 -
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Although this occurred to one of our Members awhile ago, we haven't stopped laughing at what was posted in a convo he had received. It's obvious that the Pilot had little grasp of the English language, however, it was his closing message that was the most interesting:
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[ 2008.07.30 02:53:13 ] OtherPilot > i g2g 'f-bomb' gf get mad
Now, I've modified the post slightly so it doesn't get moderated, but it gives reason to pause and wonder just what the hell was this guy saying? We've come up with four possible responses...
- I have to go, because my f'ing girlfriend is getting mad.
- I have to go 'f' my girlfriend, because she's getting mad.
- I have to go 'f' my girlfriend, and I hope this makes you mad.
- I have to go. 'F' my girlfriend, and you should get mad while you're doing it.
Obviously, we've been racking our brains.
Has anyone else ever received anything comparable to this? I mean, even without the translation, that's got to be the funniest shit I've ever read. I only wish I'd received the convo myself.
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Samaritan Azuma
Gallente
Trans Eve Organization
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Posted - 2008.08.19 20:04:00 -
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no C or P to do w/ this one |
Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.08.19 20:05:00 -
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First one is the correct option.
Also, broken english is the best.
I once got some hatemail after I popped someone's industrial which basically consisted of something like "Why do you kill me indstrial ship, you have nothing in your pants?"... I laughed about that. |
Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.08.19 20:06:00 -
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Originally by: Samaritan Azuma
no C or P to do w/ this one
shut up get out |
Samaritan Azuma
Gallente
Trans Eve Organization
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Posted - 2008.08.19 20:08:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
Originally by: Samaritan Azuma
no C or P to do w/ this one
shut up get out
this guy stalks me for some reason. |
Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.08.19 20:09:00 -
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Originally by: Samaritan Azuma
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
Originally by: Samaritan Azuma
no C or P to do w/ this one
shut up get out
this guy stalks me for some reason.
lol |
Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.08.19 20:33:00 -
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Originally by: Samaritan Azuma
no C or P to do w/ this one
The crime is against proper grammar, and the punishment was having to figure out what the Pilot was trying to say.
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Samaritan Azuma
Gallente
Trans Eve Organization
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Posted - 2008.08.19 20:48:00 -
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case closed! |
Gabbot
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Posted - 2008.08.19 20:55:00 -
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Originally by: Samaritan Azuma
no C or P to do w/ this one
Crime is the bad spelling
Punishment is u having to read it |
Temp Boi
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.19 22:31:00 -
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Quote:
KOSOVA > well flay seif and pang pang in 0,0 not in noob lo sec hehee
wat
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Khraunus
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Posted - 2008.08.19 22:50:00 -
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MyrmLoggofskiDude > okay peticion
MyrmLoggofskiDude > and yow account are have ban
And 45 minutes later I was banned forever.
Oh wai- |
Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.08.19 23:24:00 -
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Originally by: Temp Boi
Quote:
KOSOVA > well flay seif and pang pang in 0,0 not in noob lo sec hehee
wat
u herd |
syphurous
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.08.19 23:40:00 -
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If you lot dont stop spamming I'm going to come and violence your boats. |
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
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Posted - 2008.08.20 00:41:00 -
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Cleaned.
Please do not leave large gaps in posts for no reason. |
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Lokius Ahgamemnon
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Posted - 2008.08.20 02:09:00 -
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Mitnal hath cleansed this thread.
Amen |
techzer0
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.08.20 03:19:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Cleaned.
Please do not leave large gaps in posts for no reason.
What... practice what you preach!!!  |
Mr Ignitious
Gallente
Noir.
Trinity Nova Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.20 03:25:00 -
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it could also possibly mean "I have to go, my girlfriend heard the F-bomb and she got mad" Thats what i thought when i first read it. |
Clair Bear
Coalition of Nations
Free Trade Zone.
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Posted - 2008.08.20 05:27:00 -
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I'm collecting engrish smack for my bio. If you have some you're not using why not send it on over? |
Xyschahr
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Posted - 2008.08.20 05:30:00 -
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Quote:
[ 2008.07.30 02:53:13 ] OtherPilot > i g2g 'f-bomb' gf get mad
Clearly, the man means:
Unfortunately, it is time for me to depart. Oh, woe is me. I enjoyed our pleasant duel, but am now upset at my defeat and will now become quite angry. |
Voodoo Mistross
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
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Posted - 2008.08.20 05:57:00 -
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Originally by: Xyschahr
Quote:
[ 2008.07.30 02:53:13 ] OtherPilot > i g2g 'f-bomb' gf get mad
Clearly, the man means:
Unfortunately, it is time for me to depart. Oh, woe is me. I enjoyed our pleasant duel, but am now upset at my defeat and will now become quite angry.
WIN |
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dave1180
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Posted - 2008.08.20 08:12:00 -
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could it be that....
i have to leave because i have just dropped a huge fart and my girlfriend is none too pleased? |
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CCP Navigator
C C P
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Posted - 2008.08.20 09:40:00 -
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Locked.
Off Topic for Crime and Punishment. |
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