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Death4free Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.08.24 22:44:00 - [1] these here be the chronicles of nano wars led by king garmon against the tyrany that is carebear pvp quotes from the nano wars garmon: The world will know that nanoes men stood against carebears, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a passive drake can pop garmon( cause he can shrug off a load of arrows unlike some people ): And so surfins, and my brothers died, barely a year ago. Long I pondered surfins cryptic talk of victory. Time has proven him wise, for from free geek to free Geek, the word was spread that bold surfin and his three hundred, so far from hi-sec, laid down their lives. Not just for lo-sec, but for all eve and the promise this lo-sec holds. [takes his rupture from a soldier] Garmon: Now, here on this ragged patch of space called tama, the drake hordes face obliteration! pirate army Army: HA-OOH! Garmon: Just there the drakes huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers... knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the acs and drones of three hundred. Yet they stare now across the plain at ten thousand vagabonds commanding thirty thousand ruptures!! HA-OOH! pirate Army: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH! Garmon: The enemy outnumber us a paltry hundred to one, good odds for any pirate. This day we rescue eve from blobbing and missile spam and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine. [puts on his helmet] garmon: Give thanks, men, to surfin and the brave 300! TO VICTORY! [the pirate army roars and wtz] daruis johnson: I see I was wrong to expect lo-secs commitment to at least match our own. Garmon: Doesn't it? [points to a goon behind Darius] Garmon: You there, goon! What is your profession? goon member: im lag support sir garmon: [points to another goon] And you, goonswarm member, what is your profession? goon: dariuses suckup sir King Leonidas: suckup. [turns to a third goon] garmon: And you? goon: no idea garmon: [shouting] pirates What is your profession? pirates: YARRRRRRRRRRR garmon: [turning to Darius] You see, old friend? I brought more pvpers than you did. drake pilot: A thousand drakes of the carebear empire descend upon you. Our missiles will blot out the sun! techzor: Then we will set the ocular sun graphics to show through our ships! crow pilot: Choose your next words carefully, garmon. They may be your last as a pirate. garmon: [to himself: thinking] "pew and pew?"? [garmon webs the crow and asks for ransom] crow pilot: Madman! You're a madman! garmon: pew and pew? youl find plenty of both here. crow pilot: No pilot, pirate or carebear no pilot threatens a crow! garmon: You bring the loot and drones of conquered pirates to my stations undock. You insult surfins. You threaten my people with lvls 4s and death (by boredom) ! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, crow pilot. Perhaps you should have done the same! crow pilot: This is blasphemy! ganking! garmon: ganking...? [shouting] garmon: This is LO SEC [pops the crow] surfins: I saw those drakes popped by the sentries. How can this be? techzor: We saw but a fraction of the monster that is a drake blob surfins: There can be no victory here. Why do you smile? techzor: surfins, I've fought countless blobs, yet I've never met an adversary who could offer me what we pirates call "ransom money." I can only hope, with all of eves drakes gathered against us, there might be one down there who's cry for mercy in local Eve information kiosk
Death4free Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.08.24 22:45:00 - [2] first Eve information kiosk
Xerii Raor	Posted - 2008.08.24 22:47:00 - [3] Wait a minute, nanos were the guys that would fly too fast to hit and then run away if they got into trouble right? Isn't that the exact opposite of the battle of Thermopylae?
Death4free Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.08.24 22:49:00 - [4] Originally by: Xerii Raor Wait a minute, nanos were the guys that would fly too fast to hit and then run away if they got into trouble right? Isn't that the exact opposite of the battle of Thermopylae? nah we all got together and bought a ton of plates so they were plate vagas with mwd which means they r nano Eve information kiosk
Beltantis Torrence	Posted - 2008.08.24 22:57:00 - [5] Originally by: Death4free Originally by: Xerii Raor Wait a minute, nanos were the guys that would fly too fast to hit and then run away if they got into trouble right? Isn't that the exact opposite of the battle of Thermopylae? nah we all got together and bought a ton of plates so they were plate vagas with mwd which means they r nano If they were plated what does this have to do with the changes?
Artemis Rose Varion Galactic Accord Corporate Enterprise Syndicate	Posted - 2008.08.24 23:04:00 - [6] Thread needs more fish hat __________________________________________________ Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine. WTB Purple Nerf Bat.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.08.24 23:15:00 - [7] sniff... That was beautiful Originally by: Lorz0r garmon is 90% Surfin's PlunderBunny, 10% er...Surfin's PlunderBunny
Dave Davies	Posted - 2008.08.24 23:25:00 - [8] Should've started with, "Thousands of years ago, in the distant future..." IMO. ----- Pop Quiz ----- Can you tell me what's wrong with this sentence.
Jana Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.08.24 23:33:00 - [9] Originally by: Artemis Rose Thread needs more fish hat MOAR FISH HAT! Originally by: Dave Davies Should've started with, "Thousands of years ago, in the distant future..." IMO. Haha, that would have been awesome. New Eden Research, where science is serious business!
Zephyr Rengate dearg doom	Posted - 2008.08.24 23:46:00 - [10] HA-OOH HA-OOH
Jana Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.08.24 23:49:00 - [11] Edited by: Jana Clant on 24/08/2008 23:49:36 Originally by: Zephyr Rengate HA-OOH HA-OOH Trying to imitate a sea lion? New Eden Research, where science is serious business!
Lelulie Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.08.24 23:50:00 - [12] It's the weekend in the summertime and it REALLY looks like you should get out more. ------------------------------------
Zephyr Rengate dearg doom	Posted - 2008.08.24 23:53:00 - [13] Originally by: Lelulie It's the weekend in the summertime and it REALLY looks like you should get out more. NO U.
Pociomundo Gallente Art of War	Posted - 2008.08.24 23:55:00 - [14] Originally by: Zephyr Rengate I don't leave the basement much k
Death4free Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.08.25 09:20:00 - [15] Originally by: Lelulie i make other ppl look bad to try and cover up the fact that i still live in my parents basement and im 50 well its good 2 c ur coming clean Eve information kiosk
Lelulie Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.08.25 10:10:00 - [16] Originally by: Death4free Originally by: Lelulie i make other ppl look bad to try and cover up the fact that i still live in my parents basement and im 50 well its good 2 c ur coming clean Yes little boy, you can totally write this as you weren't the one that spent time coming up with the original post OH WAI... ------------------------------------
Funkcikle Gallente MicroFunks	Posted - 2008.08.25 11:15:00 - [17] Hooting bicycles Batman

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