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Serenity Serum
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.08.27 00:42:00 -
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I want to know how many people have actually recieved one of these form Jordun Pax a so called lagit recruiter for Goonfleet.
Sponsorship Contract and Deposit to join Goonswarm
Sponsor: Jordun Pax
This money is a deposit. Upon confirmation by five (5) goonswarm members in good standing or one (1) director, your isk will be returned to you and you will be promoted the title of "bee."
After you apply, a human resources daemon will hit accept. The Evemail reply you will get is automatic, do not respond. Go to the Corporation menu on the sidebar, select "Members", then the "Applications" tab, then the "My Applications" subtab, and finally the "Offers" sub-subtab, select the offer and click "accept" to join the corporation. It's recommended you only accept it if you're going to podjump immediately afterwards, because if you intend to spend a while more in empire after accepting, you might be killed by a corp or alliance that has a war declaration against us, meaning they can shoot us (and vice versa) freely anywhere
General Rules
These are listed in descending order of severity. Breaking the ones at the top will probably get you kicked from the corporation on the first offense. Lower down, the penalties will be less severe, but successive offenses will result in increasing penalties. DonŠt act like an idiot.
Goodbye!
1. Killing, griefing, stealing from goons or the corp. This applies even if another goon attacks you first. Don't escalate the situation. (If someone shoots you kill it with fire, sort it out later.)
2. Helping the enemy.
3. Refusing to stop doing something when repeatedly confronted by a director.
4. Lying about losing a ship or otherwise misrepresenting yourself in order to get money from our reimbursement programs.
5. If you are caught (and it isn't very hard to catch) shooting blues with POS guns, we pull all your roles and boot you out of the corp then ban you off the forums forever.
You Might Get Kicked Out Or Fined
1. Warping to gang members unless specifically told to. Warping to a cloaked ship at 0 will decloak it, likely causing both of you to die. Cloaking ships are vital to a fleet.
2. Looting or going anywhere near a wreck during a fleet op unless an FC specifically tells you to.
3. Scamming, even on a non-Goonswarm alt.
4. Harassing or hindering directors when they are doing director work.
5. Giving away tactical information in local or public channels.
6. Talking in local when ordered not to by a Redswarm FC.
7. Spamming corp mail or alliance mail.
8. Shitting up Gang Chat during big ops. Questions and chatter go in the ***gotgbs channel. The password for this channel will be made available when needed.
9. Shitting up Red Arrow or another designated intel channel with anything at all. If someone is shitting it up then convo them and tell them to stop. Report hostile movements only. Ideally in this format: Shrike, 77S, Avatar, P3 M4 or Shrike, 77S, No Eyes (if you have no info on ship type or hostile location in system).
We Won't Be Happy
1. Dropping loot from Fleet Commander-run PvP ops into anywhere but the taxes hangar. If it is capital loot, definitely expect to be kicked.
2. Not understanding that mandatory defense ops are just that.
3. Not being on teamspeak if you are in a gang.
Don't Read Or Do Anything Else Until You Have Done These Things
1. For the love of god, read the rules of being in GoonSwarm. Memorize them. Live them.
2. Be sure you're in the alliance channel as soon as possible. Ask all your stupid questions in here.
3. Be sure to turn off your CSPA charges, so that we can invite you gangs etc. Open Evemail -> Rightclick Inbox -> Settings. .
No... I didn't accept this but was approached by Mr Pax in the recruiting channel.
If Goons are Lagit and do not run scams what the F' is this. This is a bunch of crap. Creative but none the less crap.
Please post here if you received one of these.
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Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.08.27 00:47:00 -
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you should stop making threads
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Serenity Serum
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.08.27 00:48:00 -
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 Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
you should stop making threads
Why.. If there is a NERF out there it is the GOONS!
Tell me this is lagit and not a scam.
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Yuko Agura
Minmatar
Deadalus Corporation
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Posted - 2008.08.27 00:51:00 -
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I got one of these a few weeks ago.
I laughed in his face.
Hope you didn't fall for this.
Goons are know for shady deals!
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Mono Mojito
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Posted - 2008.08.27 00:54:00 -
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I got one as well. I didn't have the isk for this so blew it off. I am a noob and didnt know any better so based off the conversation we had it all seemed ok. I am glad I didnt go for it. Sounds like I would be SOL.
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E PEEN
ECP Rogues
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Posted - 2008.08.27 01:03:00 -
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This is Eve. I mean really, what more of a reason does there have to be.
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Kelli Flay
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Posted - 2008.08.27 01:30:00 -
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They would have to PAY ME to join their garbage alliance tbh.
A lot of those rules though are common sense things which most alliances expect.
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood
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Posted - 2008.08.27 01:34:00 -
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I took the ISK out of my corp wallet and applied, but they said that I was a terrible CAOD poaster (guilty  ) so Jordun Pax said I couldn't be considered and he apologized and returned my ISK very quickly.
Goons are solid people, tbh I don't know what all the fuss is about.
Originally by: CCP Explorer
You can still steal their stuff.
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Star Chief
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.08.27 01:41:00 -
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Edited by: Star Chief on 27/08/2008 01:43:24
Originally by: Havohej
I took the ISK out of my corp wallet and applied, but they said that I was a terrible CAOD poaster (guilty ) so Jordun Pax said I couldn't be considered and he apologized and returned my ISK very quickly.
Goons are solid people, tbh I don't know what all the fuss is about.
I find that difficult to believe. Please post your full API key here (or send it to me privately if you want confidentiality) so that I can confirm your account.
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Opertone
Caldari
SIEGE.
The Border Patrol
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Posted - 2008.08.27 01:44:00 -
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goons think that every one around is a ******, they are right in 0,1% of the cases, some people do mistakes
their play style is rubbish and their alliance is very weak
if you want to be robbed, scammed and humiliated go play with goons
their corporate morale promotes disturbing play style towards the rest of the community, goonswarm contributes to nothing but their ultimate lust to spoil things
goonswarm doesn't honor any obligations, they will take your hard currency and in game money if they have a chance
they play low, don't interact with them
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Zeba
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.08.27 01:57:00 -
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Originally by: Serenity Serum
Tell me this is lagit and not a scam.
Its legit but also happens to be a scam. Eve has many paradoxes so tread warily. 
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood
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Posted - 2008.08.27 01:59:00 -
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Edited by: Havohej on 27/08/2008 02:00:35
I look forward to The Border Patrol alliance's destruction of GoonSwarm and hereby request to be among the first to get blue standings and full carebearing access to your new space in Tenerifis, as I am the first to publicly pledge my support for the Border Patrol war machine.
Also, obligatory welcome new overlords comment.
edit: I mean seriously, everybody says "goons is a weak alliance" but nobody's wiping them off the map, either... 
Originally by: CCP Explorer
You can still steal their stuff.
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Pr1ncess Alia
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.08.27 02:01:00 -
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Originally by: Kelli Flay
They would have to PAY ME to join their garbage alliance tbh. Quote:
there isn't enough isk in iceland to join those toolboxes.
this thread is not delivering 
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Brigsby5987
Caldari
32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2008.08.27 02:39:00 -
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Originally by: Zeba
Originally by: Serenity Serum
Tell me this is lagit and not a scam.
Its legit but also happens to be a scam. Eve has many paradoxes so tread warily.
What is this Lagit im hearing about.
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
Ledoux Holdings
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Posted - 2008.08.27 04:51:00 -
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*ahem*
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MilowFV
Echo Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2008.08.27 05:41:00 -
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A better post would have been one listing all the folks that fell for it. I always wonder if Goons actually make isk off these scams.
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Squably
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.08.27 06:46:00 -
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Originally by: Havohej
I took the ISK out of my corp wallet and applied, but they said that I was a terrible CAOD poaster (guilty ) so Jordun Pax said I couldn't be considered and he apologized and returned my ISK very quickly.
Goons are solid people, tbh I don't know what all the fuss is about.
Hello Mr goon alt trying to save face
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Aioa
Planetary Assault Systems
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Posted - 2008.08.27 07:12:00 -
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This morning's breaking news:
 Goons in scamming shocker!
Eve-online poster is illiterate!
More amazing developments as we get them....
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