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Karadion
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 10:42:00 -
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Professor Alphane wrote:100% pure scouse beef bud 6' 200 pds worth ... you?
So in other words, you're a fat lard. |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
309
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Posted - 2012.03.25 10:43:00 -
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Karadion wrote:Professor Alphane wrote:100% pure scouse beef bud 6' 200 pds worth ... you? So in other words, you're a fat lard.
No , trained martial arts for 20 years .....
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Valerius Anthar
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
8
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Posted - 2012.03.25 10:43:00 -
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Karadion wrote:Professor Alphane wrote:100% pure scouse beef bud 6' 200 pds worth ... you? So in other words, you're a fat lard.
I'm kinda hungry now. |
Karadion
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
521
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Posted - 2012.03.25 10:45:00 -
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Professor Alphane wrote:Karadion wrote:Professor Alphane wrote:100% pure scouse beef bud 6' 200 pds worth ... you? So in other words, you're a fat lard. No , trained martial arts for 20 years .....
You're still a fat lard. http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/ Lose some weight buddy. Let's say we believe you are "trained" in the martial arts, I doubt you would have been able to lift your leg for the hell of it. Breaking boards with your fist at the seam is not martial arts. |
Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.03.25 10:49:00 -
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Professor Alphane wrote:100% pure scouse beef bud 6' 200 pds worth ... you?
Ahaha congratulations you have a BMI of 27.12, tubby! BMI is between 25 and 29.9 (Overweight)
YOU FAT BRO  |
Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.03.25 10:50:00 -
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The best part about BMI is it pretty accurately reflects your life expectancy to the point where even folks who are overweight because of muscle do tend to die earlier! It's not even funny it's a serious risk to your health and we all hope you get help :) |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
309
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Posted - 2012.03.25 10:51:00 -
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200 pds is just an estimate for you yanks, TBH I haven't weighed myself in a while I was around 14 stone though
Also BMI means very little as it doesn't take into acount skelatl weight or muscle mass
Consider a 5'6 bodybuilder your going to call him obese because of some table you read but barely understood.
Goon logic strikes agian 
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Karadion
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
521
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Posted - 2012.03.25 10:53:00 -
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Professor Alphane wrote:200 pds is just an estimate for you yanks, TBH I haven't weighed myself in a while I was around 14 stone though Also BMI means very little as it doesn't take into acount skelatl weight or muscle mass Consider a 5'6 bodybuilder your going to call him obese because of some table you read but barely understood. Goon logic strikes agian
I still don't see how martial arts and being a fat lard are connected together. As I've said, breaking boards is not martial arts, it just points out you're a gullible moron for thinking it is a martial arts. Then again, you're probably sporting a beer belly and calling it "muscle" instead of for what you are. A gluttonous computer gamer who don't have much of a social life, cry about the people you dislike on forums while slurping down the surplee that you bought at your local 7-11. |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
309
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Posted - 2012.03.25 10:54:00 -
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LOL's you real slow ain't you bud, perhaps you should ask one of your goon mates
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.03.25 10:55:00 -
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I'm sorry I meant, 'even in the case of very athletic folks who are overweight because they are packed with muscle'. NFL Linemen have an average life expectancy of 55.
Your martial arts won't help your heart push that thrombosis through your horribly atherosclerosed arteries and you'll die early despite all your HI-YAs and all the broken timber and cement blocks laying in your yard  I certainly hope you get help for your problem soon, friend! =D |
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Karadion
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
521
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Posted - 2012.03.25 10:56:00 -
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Professor Alphane wrote:LOL's you real slow ain't you bud, perhaps you should ask one of your goon mates Yes, Mr. Martial Arts. I'll get right on that and start going to my goon mates for help. But we already established what you are. A moron, fat, likes to claim you got 20 years of fake martial art experience claiming you can break boards at the seams, ********** yourself to sleep, etc. Maybe you should see a psychologist. Your username does not reflect your IQ. In fact, it points out how much of a moron you are. |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
309
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Posted - 2012.03.25 10:57:00 -
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Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin wrote:I'm sorry I meant, 'even in the case of very athletic folks who are overweight because they are packed with muscle'. NFL Linemen have an average life expectancy of 55. Your martial arts won't help your heart push that thrombosis through your horribly atherosclerosed arteries and you'll die early despite all your HI-YAs and all the broken timber and cement blocks laying in your yard I certainly hope you get help for your problem soon, friend! =D
Lol nor do I train like you American supposed physical expets, a lot of my training is in 'soft' arts, if you know what they are
I NEVER do weights
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Karadion
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
521
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Posted - 2012.03.25 10:58:00 -
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Professor Alphane wrote:Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin wrote:I'm sorry I meant, 'even in the case of very athletic folks who are overweight because they are packed with muscle'. NFL Linemen have an average life expectancy of 55. Your martial arts won't help your heart push that thrombosis through your horribly atherosclerosed arteries and you'll die early despite all your HI-YAs and all the broken timber and cement blocks laying in your yard I certainly hope you get help for your problem soon, friend! =D Lol nor do I train like you American supposed physical expets, a lot of my training is in 'soft' arts, if you know what they are
Beating your crotch is soft arts? Well, we learn something new everyday. |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2134
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Posted - 2012.03.25 10:58:00 -
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Fat guys doing martial arts are hilarious. I bet he has a katana collection too.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
309
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:01:00 -
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Just cos thats the only exercise you get in your Ma's basement doesn't mean thats all that anyone does...
Harlot you dissapoint me your exciment is obviously affecting your comprehension, I am not fat , nor do I collect deadly oriental weapons like you neckbeard wannabes
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2134
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:04:00 -
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When you get a new katana delivered to you do you post unboxing videos to Youtube?
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:06:00 -
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Professor Alphane wrote:Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin wrote:I'm sorry I meant, 'even in the case of very athletic folks who are overweight because they are packed with muscle'. NFL Linemen have an average life expectancy of 55. Your martial arts won't help your heart push that thrombosis through your horribly atherosclerosed arteries and you'll die early despite all your HI-YAs and all the broken timber and cement blocks laying in your yard I certainly hope you get help for your problem soon, friend! =D Lol nor do I train like you American supposed physical expets, a lot of my training is in 'soft' arts, if you know what they are I NEVER do weights
I'm sorry to tell you that, despite your quite intense training I'm sure, you unfortunately have a very very unhealthy body. BMI might have some trouble, some mathematical ruffles at the edges and naturally folks have varying physiologies but in general like I said BMI is a quite accurate tool for prognosis (although it makes it easier that most folks die of heart disease anyways)
You'll want to be certain you speak to a doctor before you start your new diet! |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
309
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:06:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:When you get a new katana delivered to you do you post unboxing videos to Youtube?
Never posted anything on youtube in my life why... nor have I ever bought a Katana
Sit down love have a glass of water the hot flushes over your man are obviuosly affecting your ability to read
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
309
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:08:00 -
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Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin wrote:Professor Alphane wrote:Alhezhar Alabyd al-Mu'minin wrote:I'm sorry I meant, 'even in the case of very athletic folks who are overweight because they are packed with muscle'. NFL Linemen have an average life expectancy of 55. Your martial arts won't help your heart push that thrombosis through your horribly atherosclerosed arteries and you'll die early despite all your HI-YAs and all the broken timber and cement blocks laying in your yard I certainly hope you get help for your problem soon, friend! =D Lol nor do I train like you American supposed physical expets, a lot of my training is in 'soft' arts, if you know what they are I NEVER do weights I'm sorry to tell you that, despite your quite intense training I'm sure, you unfortunately have a very very unhealthy body. BMI might have some trouble, some mathematical ruffles at the edges and naturally folks have varying physiologies but in general like I said BMI is a quite accurate tool for prognosis (although it makes it easier that most folks die of heart disease anyways) You'll want to be certain you speak to a doctor before you start your new diet!
Yes us 6' 200 pounders gotta be some of the biggest health risk group ever right
Gotto google images search '6' 200pd's' get back to me about how my BMI is so aweful
Amiright? 
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Karadion
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
521
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:09:00 -
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Professor Alphane wrote:Just cos thats the only exercise you get in your Ma's basement doesn't mean thats all that anyone does...
Harlot you dissapoint me your exciment is obviously affecting your comprehension, I am not fat , nor do I collect deadly oriental weapons like you neckbeard wannabes
And just how do you know anything, lard? You go from A to B to C to try and string up arguments that try to deflect attention away from you. You're a lazy incompetent fat moron who do not do martial arts. We know that much. No one cared about you doing martial arts (even though it's an obvious lie) and it's not even relevant. You're a crying baby, nothing more. You need to man up and stop being one but you know what. As for this game, no one cares who you are. You go to the forum to beat your "chest" so to speak to try and attack goons. Go ahead and join someone, no one cares. You're an irrelevant dumb pubbie who will always be on the losing end no matter how much you try.
Any more stupid irrelevant "factoids" that you think we need to know about? Your 3 Ph.D degrees that you worked so hard for at Oxford? |
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Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
309
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:12:00 -
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Karadion wrote: Bohoo, I'm beaten, he must be lying  please tell me he's lying
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Karadion
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
521
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:13:00 -
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Professor Alphane wrote:Karadion wrote: Bohoo, I'm beaten, he must be lying please tell me he's lying
Thank you for admitting you are a baby. Go lose some weight, lard. |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2135
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:13:00 -
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Professor Alphane wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:When you get a new katana delivered to you do you post unboxing videos to Youtube? Never posted anything on youtube in my life why... nor have I ever bought a Katana
Lies! I found your Youtube channel.
Your form looks awesome...20 years of dedication has really paid off.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
309
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:14:00 -
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Karadion wrote:Professor Alphane wrote:Karadion wrote: Bohoo, I'm beaten, he must be lying please tell me he's lying Thank you for admitting you are a baby.
no you are bud
what is it you like to say
MAN THE F UP YOU IRRELEVANT IDIOT
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
309
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:15:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:Professor Alphane wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:When you get a new katana delivered to you do you post unboxing videos to Youtube? Never posted anything on youtube in my life why... nor have I ever bought a Katana Lies! I found your Youtube channel.Your form looks awesome...20 years of dedication has really paid off.
Lolz didn't watch it cos ... er you know... it ain't me...
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Karadion
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
521
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:16:00 -
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Professor Alphane wrote:Karadion wrote:Professor Alphane wrote:Karadion wrote: Bohoo, I'm beaten, he must be lying please tell me he's lying Thank you for admitting you are a baby. no you are bud what is it you like to say MAN THE F UP YOU IRRELEVANT IDIOT
Which is ironic considering you don't answer questions, you just add more stupid "factoids" about yourself that no one cared about in the first place. You're still not manning up, baby. |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2135
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:17:00 -
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Professor Alphane wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:Professor Alphane wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:When you get a new katana delivered to you do you post unboxing videos to Youtube? Never posted anything on youtube in my life why... nor have I ever bought a Katana Lies! I found your Youtube channel.Your form looks awesome...20 years of dedication has really paid off. Lolz didn't watch it cos ... er you know... it ain't me...
Don't be ashamed...that's an awesome vid
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
309
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:19:00 -
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Hell go post a comment telling the guy, why should I care
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
309
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:20:00 -
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Karadion wrote:Professor Alphane wrote:Karadion wrote:Professor Alphane wrote:Karadion wrote: Bohoo, I'm beaten, he must be lying please tell me he's lying Thank you for admitting you are a baby. no you are bud what is it you like to say MAN THE F UP YOU IRRELEVANT IDIOT Which is ironic considering you don't answer questions, you just add more stupid "factoids" about yourself that no one cared about in the first place. You're still not manning up, baby.
I owe you no answers, I owe you nothing, and I'll give it in abundance as I'm such a generous sort of guy 
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2135
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Posted - 2012.03.25 11:21:00 -
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Come on dude we know that's you. Your Youtube name is literally FatGuyWithAKatana...who else could that be?
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
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