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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Session9
Malum Exuro
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Posted - 2008.08.31 17:34:00 -
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I found an Imicus! It was sitting off station. No pilot.. So might as well dock and grab it...and then fit it for combat..let's see...nobody will expect 200mm autocannons, Nobody will ever expect a medium shield extender.
So I took the little monstrosity out, and went forth and caused trouble. Hey..there's a mining op! Let's steal from this can..and..oh, they're locking me up..Well time to get ready to...wtf..warp scrambled? From a mining barge? Hey, there's an awful lot of drones *pop*. Oh well..time to go get the Iteron of Doom.
So they've all docked up. Waiting out their timer. Okay...time to wait until they come out to mine again.
Hey, there they are. Bestower and a couple covetors. Snag from the can, wait. Hm..another one of'em in local...What? Another covetor. And another one. In yet another covetor...that's an awful lot of drones. And they all light me up, including the one guy with a warp scrambler..
Look back at the shield generators as I punch up the targetting systems. Things are smoking.....but I'm holding steady at 50% as twenty drones (plus a gun from the bestower) start chewing on me. Finally, I get a lock on one of the damn covetors. Light him up. He's got to have nothing for a tank on there. Hey, got another covetor locked up. They don't quite get that they're screwed yet.
I'm slowly grinding through the first covetor's shield...and his armor....now he's on fire as I start to punch big holes in his hull. As he explodes, I switch the scram over to the second guy up and warm up for a third. Damn 30 second lock time. Single blaster doing its very best, but taking a mining barge down takes a long while...And dang it..his buddies are warping off. Oh well, got this last guy...Painfully slowly. His ship evaporates out from around his pod. Mining crystals? All the T2 strips blew up.
Poor guys. All happy over the frigate kill..only to get smashed in the teeth by an industrial.
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Remember: Carebears aren't people. They are giant flying piħatas.
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JordanParey
Minmatar
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:30:00 -
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LOLworthy.
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Zeba
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:34:00 -
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Nobody ever expects the tanked indy of doom. 
inappropriate signature. ~WeatherMan |
DarthJosh
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.08.31 22:31:00 -
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your adventures please me
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Desusigs! |
techzer0
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.09.01 00:31:00 -
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I killed an itty 5 today
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 Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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Clair Bear
Coalition of Nations
Free Trade Zone.
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Posted - 2008.09.01 02:51:00 -
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Where do you FIND these guys? Stories of pure win.
All I do is fail. Forgot to overheat the voilence boat guns today. On top of being too lazy to buy a few rounds of faction antimatter and being too cheap to get anything but base t1 blasters, magstabs and drones. So a macro is going to check on his mackinaw and go "hmm why am I in structure? why is there a CONCORD cloud? whose highly phallic wreck is that?"
At least I'm not there to receive the well-deserved babelfish translated smack.
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Boogle Mcfoog
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Posted - 2008.09.01 02:53:00 -
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Originally by: techzer0
I killed an itty 5 today
i kissed a girl and i liked it. i hope my boyfriend don't mind it. |
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