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Rejit Arjs
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Posted - 2008.09.07 18:45:00 -
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Edited by: Rejit Arjs on 07/09/2008 18:45:46
I was thinking of it a lot. How can we improve the races so noone complains. And heres is the result.
I present you the new races.
Minmatar, the pwn race.
Role: To pwn.
Comments: They pwn. Killing the pwn race with another race is considered an exploit.
Gallente, the cool-looking race.
Role: To look cool.
Comments: They look good, their ships are big, have awesome models with lights, shadows, you can even see people inside walking! But of course they cant pwn.
Amarr, the rp race.
Role: To rp.
Comments: Their ships are being removed. They get a race specific chat window with lots of goodies to rp, they are also the only ones that can walk in stations.
Caldari, the noob race.
Role: To start the game.
Comments: They get pwned even by Amarr. The only reason they exist is to let you play the game while you decide which race you want.
Post your ideas. Dont flame plz.
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Ecom Xetivder
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Posted - 2008.09.07 20:50:00 -
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no. you're stupid. end of story.
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
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Posted - 2008.09.07 21:08:00 -
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Moved to General Discussion.
Mitnal
Community Representative
CCP Games, EVE Online
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5pinDizzy
Amarr
Umpteenth Podding
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Posted - 2008.09.07 21:22:00 -
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 Originally by: Rejit Arjs
Post your ideas. Dont flame plz.
It's tempting though.
Gallente - Traders in fine wine, spices and homoerotic paraphanalia. Nearly all noncombat except for a few manned ships. Though a lot of computer controlled drones and craft to try and protect them.
Minmatar - Really primitive and very poor, but incredibly numerous, 5 times more of them then any other race, they chuck ships together from anything they can find and zerg any enemies they come across.
Amarr - Archaic but effective and nonthe less advanced technology, they take no prisoners only those they can convert, those they can keep as slaves or those they can torture. Over zealous overly proud and will fight to the death in combat.
Caldari - The most advanced technology in the galaxy through the massive booming business industry and economy it posseses, trillions are poored into it's research and development. Out comes ships boasting the most advanced electronics and shields there is. Yet despite all this, generally keeping to the ways of missiles and rocket rather then energy based weapons due to their reliability.
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Benco97
Gallente
The Star League
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Posted - 2008.09.07 21:26:00 -
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Originally by: 5pinDizzy
Gallente - Traders in fine wine, spices and homoerotic paraphanalia.
You've been snooping around in my cargo bay! 
Originally by: P'uck
You're a DUMBASS - bold italic underline at the VERY LEAST.
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Nicholas Barker
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.09.07 21:37:00 -
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troll
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Bistot Kid
The First Thing You'll Ever See
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Posted - 2008.09.07 21:43:00 -
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Heh, a thread moved INTO General Discussion. That's gotta be a first!
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Forge Lag
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Posted - 2008.09.07 21:48:00 -
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Minor adjustment:
Gallente - the rich race; they have ten times more ISK than the next richest guy no matter what; keep the sexy ships as a free perk
Amarr - it is all good except they don't walk in stations they are carried by brutor eunuchs while entertained by vherokior girls
Keep your pwn
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Rejit Arjs
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Posted - 2008.09.07 21:49:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Moved to General Discussion.
The cold hand of CCP moved my wonderful idea to general discussion. Now im gonna get flamed. *cries* 
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Grarr Dexx
Amarr
The Cosa Nostra
La Cosa Nostra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.07 21:58:00 -
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Mitnal and I share feelings on where GD is going.
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SoftRevolution
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Posted - 2008.09.07 22:32:00 -
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Amarr: The male pattern baldness race
Role: Driven to bitter distraction by their shiny heads the Amarr hate everyone who can grow more hair than them
Gallente: Look at our beautiful hair
Role: The Gallente run on hair spray. Lots of hair spray.
Minmatar: Bald on purpose
Role: To taunt the Amarr with their sunglasses and bountiful hair
Caldari: Our faces look like chewed gum
Role: Envious of the pretty, pretty Gallente the Caldari naturally partnered up with the Amarr
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Graanok
Caldari
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.09.07 23:44:00 -
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This thread is full of win.
Seriously lol'd
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The Herrick
Gallente
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.09.08 00:07:00 -
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Gallente are the ****star race, one look at my avatar will tell you this.
Originally by: Blane Xero
Screw your stuff, can I have your wife?
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Armoured C
Gallente
The Aztecs
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.09.08 00:10:00 -
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it has got to be a first for something to be moved here O_O
like seriously have the CCP dev been taking there meds or something O_O
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Terianna Eri
Amarr
Scrutari
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Posted - 2008.09.08 01:13:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Moved to General Discussion.
You couldn't just lock this as soon as you saw it?
I'd pay to see a terrible thread where the first post is just you (or someone else) locking it up.
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Originally by: Arthur Frayn
How much to ruin all your holes, luv?
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Laechyd Eldgorn
Caldari
Karjala Inc.
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Posted - 2008.09.08 03:39:00 -
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Edited by: Laechyd Eldgorn on 08/09/2008 03:39:25
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Moved to General Discussion.
OMGWHY?
Great idea.
/signed
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Synapse Archae
Amarr
Demonic Retribution
Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2008.09.08 04:02:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Moved to General Discussion.
At first I was going to complain. But then stopped and thought for a second.
You should do this more often!
Originally by: CCP Garthagk
While these forums may not give you everything that you want, they will usually let you post.
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Chella Boom
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Posted - 2008.09.08 04:03:00 -
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This?
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Rejit Arjs
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Posted - 2008.09.10 16:42:00 -
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Edited by: Rejit Arjs on 10/09/2008 16:43:40
Edited by: Rejit Arjs on 10/09/2008 16:42:53
Originally by: Terianna Eri
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Moved to General Discussion.
You couldn't just lock this as soon as you saw it?
I'd pay to see a terrible thread where the first post is just you (or someone else) locking it up.
Yea lock it asap, cause this thread was for fun and you dont like fun. Yea of course ffs i made a mistake, this is no ****ing game, this is serious ffs. People's lives depend on if the vaga has 3k or 10k speed or if the falcon can jam anything, or like the other thread you answered where you discuss the important matter with the name "fury missile range", or maybe the super important thread you started and was talking about the super-duper-serious topic of..... dapa dapa dup......EVE SOUNDTRACK. Omfg this is serious business we talking about here!
You can check this importnat thread here
Terianna Eri from Scrutari show us the correct way. I better do a thread about EVE music like you or like everyone else, about how unfair nano nerf is and cry like a 10-year that lost his doll. Thats the threads you like, cause among all the crap here you targeted MY post as bullshit, and of course cause thats your LIFE and making fun of your life is wrong, am i right??
P.S. Yes im in a EMO-rage.
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Black Scorpio
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Posted - 2008.09.10 16:46:00 -
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Originally by: SoftRevolution
Amarr: The male pattern baldness race
Role: Driven to bitter distraction by their shiny heads the Amarr hate everyone who can grow more hair than them
Gallente: Look at our beautiful hair
Role: The Gallente run on hair spray. Lots of hair spray.
Minmatar: Bald on purpose
Role: To taunt the Amarr with their sunglasses and bountiful hair
Caldari: Our faces look like chewed gum
Role: Envious of the pretty, pretty Gallente the Caldari naturally partnered up with the Amarr
Your avatar looks ugly i admit, if you didn't jump on the freigh train like everyone and go achura, you might have had a better looking face. IMO Caldari are the best lookin in game, male chars (EXCEPT achura)
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Hieronimus Rex
Minmatar
Infinitus Sapientia
New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.09.10 17:56:00 -
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How can you pwn if you're only 3/5 of a person?
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