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Death4free
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:21:00 -
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well i was running some missions the other day and refusing to talk to anyone else when i came accross an awesome idea. Its time we redefined pvp.
Atm pvp is nasty and you might lose your ship.....so why not make it so that your ship cannot be destroyed but instead loses a certain amounth of lets say health points and you have to repair it every time you die.
Then to make pvp more exciting we could remove all of lo sec and 0.0 and replace them with hi-sec with...and get this. Little areas where pvpers can fight each other say like 10 a side. There would have to be objectives like capture the mechanic in the middle or push for the enemies agricultural department and such.
You could also have 1v1 areas and although i cant think of a name atm i bet it would be awesome cause you could like have a ranking system and the top10 and ccp could award good arena players with better modules and such.
Anyways i hope you guys like this i know its going to go a long way towards solving all the pvp problems with have atm
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Piper Halliwell
Minmatar
Phantom Squad
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:23:00 -
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FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL. And I only made it to the second paragraph. You want heath degen or get your stuff back go to WoW or GW. Have a nice day.
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Drunk Driver
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:27:00 -
[3]
Bad idea.
VERY BAD IDEA.
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Kritinana
Minmatar
Jackie Treehorn Productions
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:31:00 -
[4]
 Originally by: Death4free
stuff
You forgot this. --> </sarcasm&orTroll>
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Death4free
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:32:00 -
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what are you all on about this is an awesome idea and its totally original
if you dont all back of ill hack my lvl 60 night elf mage onto the eve servers and ill cast a fireball on you!
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:33:00 -
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Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 09/09/2008 19:34:00
Don't even troll with suggestions as bad as this. Seriously.
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Kuar Z'thain
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:34:00 -
[7]
Obvious troll is obvious. 
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Piper Halliwell
Minmatar
Phantom Squad
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:38:00 -
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Originally by: Death4free
what are you all on about this is an awesome idea and its totally original
if you dont all back of ill hack my lvl 60 night elf mage onto the eve servers and ill cast a fireball on you!
Seriously, I knew it was fail from the point I read "So I was running missions...." but figured give it a chance and by the second paragraph I was heaving in the toilet. Just a terrible idea tbh.
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Havohej
Minmatar
Comply Or Die
G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:38:00 -
[9]
Oh shit. Is it time for me to put on MY robe and wizard hat, now?
Originally by: CCP Explorer
You can still steal their stuff.
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Death4free
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:38:00 -
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Originally by: Kuar Z'thain
Obvious troll is obvious.
god dammit the forums ate my better post oh well
basically i was guna say that we should have special manvouvers tat would replace most of the guns or launchers youd fit on your ships
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CCP Zulupark
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:40:00 -
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Such an epic idea.
Trollin' with my homies!
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Death4free
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:43:00 -
[12]
Originally by: CCP Zulupark
Such an epic idea.
Trollin' with my homies!
i do not understand this concept of which you speak but it is good to see that developers have taken a shine to my new idea
ona side note i was wondering if youd be interested in hiring me my old employers could put in a good word You can contact them here
i can see this as a bright new future for eve in which everyone is happy
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Kuar Z'thain
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:44:00 -
[13]
Originally by: CCP Zulupark
Such an epic idea.
Trollin' with my homies!
I think you forgot the lock.  
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iskopoly
Amarr
Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:46:00 -
[14]
horrible
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Karanth
Gallente
Eve's Brothers of Destiny
FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:50:00 -
[15]
In after when the lock should have been, also chillin and hundred dolla billin.
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Saint Lazarus
Spiorad ag fanaiocht
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:52:00 -
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Pretty sure you posted this exact same flamebait shit thread before.....
was either you or some other Troll anyway, you all look the same to me
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Death4free
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:54:00 -
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Originally by: Saint Lazarus
Pretty sure you posted this exact same flamebait shit thread before.....
was either you or some other Troll anyway, you all look the same to me
once again i ask could you explain to me what the meaning of the word troll is. If you are trying to accuse me of something i insisit that this is a valid idea and i know that ccps staff is of the correct mindset to accept this sort of planning in the future
i know about 10million people who would be quite interested in playing this game if ccp follows the path i have set before them and some of them even speak english!
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Belmarduk
Amarr
M.A.R.S. Enterprises
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:55:00 -
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Dear OP
Please go and play Wow or Sims Online again.
Cancel your Eve account and NEVER post stupid ideas like this into the Eve Forum.
I have heard many stupid ideas but this one is so stupid that i wonder if you are not a real Eve vet trying to funny.
Greetings Belmarduk
CCP Please give us casual players a Skill-Queue !
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Belmarduk
Amarr
M.A.R.S. Enterprises
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:57:00 -
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Edited by: Belmarduk on 09/09/2008 19:56:59
Originally by: Death4free
Originally by: Saint Lazarus
Pretty sure you posted this exact same flamebait shit thread before.....
was either you or some other Troll anyway, you all look the same to me
once again i ask could you explain to me what the meaning of the word troll is. If you are trying to accuse me of something i insisit that this is a valid idea and i know that ccps staff is of the correct mindset to accept this sort of planning in the future
i know about 10million people who would be quite interested in playing this game if ccp follows the path i have set before them and some of them even speak english!
Rather fewer players than have a space-parody of Wow
I have never posted this before: This thread is an EPIC FAIL.
Now go away.
Good Day
CCP Please give us casual players a Skill-Queue !
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Hieronimus Rex
Minmatar
Infinitus Sapientia
New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:59:00 -
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Originally by: Death4free
Originally by: Kuar Z'thain
Obvious troll is obvious.
god dammit the forums ate my better post oh well
basically i was guna say that we should have special manvouvers tat would replace most of the guns or launchers youd fit on your ships
Successful troll is successful if we hit 5-10 pages.
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Kritinana
Minmatar
Jackie Treehorn Productions
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:00:00 -
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Heh, while I understand the vomit inducing nature of this thread, I'm actually beginning to to feel mildly entertained.
On the other hand, i've been sitting here watching a render try to complete for oh, about 7 hours now, so not really saying much there.
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Roy Batty68
Caldari
Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:00:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Zulupark
Such an epic idea.
Trollin' with my homies!
Waaaaaaaay to go, Zulupark.
Now this thread will never be nerfed...
 
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Death4free
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:00:00 -
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Originally by: Belmarduk
Edited by: Belmarduk on 09/09/2008 19:56:59
Originally by: Death4free
Originally by: Saint Lazarus
Pretty sure you posted this exact same flamebait shit thread before.....
was either you or some other Troll anyway, you all look the same to me
once again i ask could you explain to me what the meaning of the word troll is. If you are trying to accuse me of something i insisit that this is a valid idea and i know that ccps staff is of the correct mindset to accept this sort of planning in the future
i know about 10million people who would be quite interested in playing this game if ccp follows the path i have set before them and some of them even speak english!
Rather fewer players than have a space-parody of Wow
I have never posted this before: This thread is an EPIC FAIL.
Now go away.
Good Day
excuse me good sir but you have yet to explain to me the meaning of "troll" i believe that you are infact flaming me because of some base need to hurt other peoples feelings. Ill have you know that i have met alot of people in eve in areas like "motsu" that were quite happy with the changes i have proposed and agreed to post in this topic later on today
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Plim
Gallente
Oursulaert Technology Institute
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:01:00 -
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PVP should be replaced with a Pong style minigame.
Rudolf: "I was sworn to absolute secrecy by Santa Claus." |
Miyamoto Uroki
Caldari
KuhSchubsKlan
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:02:00 -
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I liked this post. Good irony, not very subtile, but not bad. Gets a 6/10 from me.
The thing about your old employees was even better, gets a 7/10. Keep it up ^^
Originally by: Puupuu
dude... your face
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Voicelessly
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:03:00 -
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yet another fail thread by Ninjas N Pirates.
it's like their corp chat but even worse.
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Death4free
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:04:00 -
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Originally by: Plim
PVP should be replaced with a Pong style minigame.
yes i did infact consider the pong style minigame but i deduced it was too risky for some players (for example they might miss the shot)
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Kritinana
Minmatar
Jackie Treehorn Productions
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:07:00 -
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Originally by: Voicelessly
yet another fail thread by Ninjas N Pirates.
it's like their corp chat but even worse.
Are they recruiting?
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Kuar Z'thain
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:12:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Death4free
Originally by: Plim
PVP should be replaced with a Pong style minigame.
yes i did infact consider the pong style minigame but i deduced it was too risky for some players (for example they might miss the shot)
How about Rock, Paper, Scissors? Except we'll remove the rocks and scissors, cause those are dangerous to f-ing ******s like you.
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Death4free
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:15:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Kuar Z'thain
Originally by: Death4free
Originally by: Plim
PVP should be replaced with a Pong style minigame.
yes i did infact consider the pong style minigame but i deduced it was too risky for some players (for example they might miss the shot)
How about Rock, Paper, Scissors? Except we'll remove the rocks and scissors, cause those are harmful.
yes i would agree with your post that a game of paper woudl be an excellent idea and you could modifiy the amount of paper you could carry by training up skills.
However i would ask that you attempt tp not insult other posters in this thread by calling them ******s as they may find this offensive and as a result may look at your ideas with a biased view harming your chances of getting the idea passed by the effective csm
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Straight Chillen
Gallente
Solar Wind
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:15:00 -
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I'd say "Go back to WoW", but i think they probably just got done driving you out, So at this moment, im gonna say "Start HKO"
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Kuar Z'thain
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:17:00 -
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Originally by: Death4free
yes i would agree with your post that a game of paper woudl be an excellent idea and you could modifiy the amount of paper you could carry by training up skills.
However i would ask that you attempt tp not insult other posters in this thread by calling them ******s as they may find this offensive and as a result may look at your ideas with a biased view harming your chances of getting the idea passed by the effective csm
Alright, now you're trying too hard. 
Yes, I did laugh out loud.
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Death4free
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:18:00 -
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Originally by: Straight Chillen
I'd say "Go back to WoW", but i think they probably just got done driving you out, So at this moment, im gonna say "Start HKO"
i do not quite understand your mentality good sir you say go back to wow as if it is an insult?
wow is an excellent game without par and all other mmos should look up to it and copy its ideales to ensure financial success and popularity in the future. I am merely attempting to bring eve online closer to that objective by working on the developers current plans like "buffing concord" and "nerf war decs"
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Straight Chillen
Gallente
Solar Wind
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:18:00 -
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Originally by: Kuar Z'thain
Originally by: Death4free
yes i would agree with your post that a game of paper woudl be an excellent idea and you could modifiy the amount of paper you could carry by training up skills.
However i would ask that you attempt tp not insult other posters in this thread by calling them ******s as they may find this offensive and as a result may look at your ideas with a biased view harming your chances of getting the idea passed by the effective csm
Alright, now you're trying too hard.
Yes, I did laugh out loud.
It almost makes u wonder if this is really a troll, or just some completely lost noob.
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Death4free
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:24:00 -
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Originally by: Straight Chillen
Originally by: Kuar Z'thain
Originally by: Death4free
yes i would agree with your post that a game of paper woudl be an excellent idea and you could modifiy the amount of paper you could carry by training up skills.
However i would ask that you attempt tp not insult other posters in this thread by calling them ******s as they may find this offensive and as a result may look at your ideas with a biased view harming your chances of getting the idea passed by the effective csm
Alright, now you're trying too hard.
Yes, I did laugh out loud.
It almost makes u wonder if this is really a troll, or just some completely lost noob.
this is exactly the kind of blatant anti noobism that i am trying to combat with this issue. I do not see why other players should try to offend newer players by calling them "noobs" as the term is very offensive and is bound to cause emotional hurt.
And once again can someone please give me an explanation of what this word "trolling" means im not sure wether to take it as a positive or negative conjecture to my posts
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Valya Dire
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:26:00 -
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forum ban tbh
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Rhaegor Stormborn
Omega Fleet Enterprises
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:26:00 -
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Originally by: Death4free
well i was running some missions the other day and refusing to talk to anyone else when i came accross an awesome idea. Its time we redefined pvp.
Atm pvp is nasty and you might lose your ship.....so why not make it so that your ship cannot be destroyed but instead loses a certain amounth of lets say health points and you have to repair it every time you die.
Then to make pvp more exciting we could remove all of lo sec and 0.0 and replace them with hi-sec with...and get this. Little areas where pvpers can fight each other say like 10 a side. There would have to be objectives like capture the mechanic in the middle or push for the enemies agricultural department and such.
You could also have 1v1 areas and although i cant think of a name atm i bet it would be awesome cause you could like have a ranking system and the top10 and ccp could award good arena players with better modules and such.
Anyways i hope you guys like this i know its going to go a long way towards solving all the pvp problems with have atm
Funny Troll.
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Franga
NQX Innovations
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:29:00 -
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I find this guy quite funny, tbh.
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Death4free
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: Valya Dire
forum ban tbh
i understand and agree with your sentiments. these negative posters in my topic are being nothing but harsh and unnesecary. I demand the banning of all those involved including the ccp developer zulupark who shamelesslesy attempted to crush my ideas through sheer posting power.
I will not let this stand and ccp should realise this before they let the curropt regime in their corporation take hold and destroy them.
On anothr side note i posted a request thread on blizzard support asking what the meaning of "trolling" was only to find out that it means you think i am posting a thread with the intetnion of causing annoyance on these forums. I am shcoked by these allegation so casually thrown around by you players and i ask that you apologise for my feeling have been hurt as i have done nothing but try to imrpove on ccps design ideas
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ElCoCo
KIA Corp
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:32:00 -
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Not bad realy!
We'd have ranks like captain and admiral but can I be a ship cook? You know, like Steven Seagal???
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Chienka
Victory Not Vengeance
SOLAR WING
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:37:00 -
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God damn. Stop feeding the troll, kids.
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Ralara
Caldari
Shadow Incursion
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:39:00 -
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Edited by: Ralara on 09/09/2008 20:42:51
Doesn't anyone see this for what it is; just a joke?
It's quite funny. Honestly, why so many of you are so quick to jump on the "ZOMGTROLL" bandwagon is beyond me. No, obviously the OP isn't serious but it's not a troll, it's just a joke. Sheesh, why do you all get so worked up about it? 
EDIT: Yeah, I mean, it's not like it's serious; yeah, it's a "WoW" thing; that's kinda the point. Either it's a humorous projection of what's to come if they keep nerfing PvP in all it's forms or it's just a joke - It is not serious.
How can you be "fooled" by it? I say 'fooled' but that would imply intent to deceive; I get the impression that it's actually that most of you lot are ****ing stupid rather than the OP "pulling one over you". ******s.
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Ruze
Amarr
No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:39:00 -
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I love this idea! It would make it just like our armor in SWG, when you would wear it out over time and have to replace it eventually! YEAH!
Sorry, paragraph two was as far as I got. And the dev response. This idea has official support, so it's got to be good.
Originally by: CCP Greyscale
consciously deciding not to join a corp is pretty much deciding that you don't want to have fun
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Somealt Ofmine
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Posted - 2008.09.09 21:33:00 -
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Edited by: Somealt Ofmine on 09/09/2008 21:36:32
Alright dude. Too damn funny. You made me spit coffee at work, and that ain't cool. What's even funnier are the clueless who are taking you seriously, which I know is your point, and only makes it funnier. Knock it off, m'kay? I can't laugh out loud at work and not blow my cover.
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Infected Cure
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Posted - 2008.09.09 21:42:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Kritinana Are they recruiting?
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yes
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Natsuki
Caldari
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.09.09 22:19:00 -
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Successful troll is successful hahahahah.
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Feilamya
Minmatar
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.09.09 22:42:00 -
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posting in a CCP-certified troll thread
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ElCapitanoGr33N
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Posted - 2008.09.09 22:50:00 -
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Classic thread
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Will Strafe
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Posted - 2008.09.09 23:00:00 -
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If people can't understand this is a joke then Eve has a population more dimwitted than that AWESOME PvP GAME, which has lets say similar pvp mechanics as op suggests.
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Lord Zoran
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2008.09.10 00:01:00 -
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lol now i know why arvy recruited you
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Griffman
Caldari
Cruoris Seraphim
Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.09.29 18:34:00 -
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Edited by: Griffman on 29/09/2008 18:34:59
Originally by: Kuar Z'thain
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PVP should be replaced with a Pong style minigame.
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yes i did infact consider the pong style minigame but i deduced it was too risky for some players (for example they might miss the shot)
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How about Rock, Paper, Scissors? Except we'll remove the rocks and scissors, cause those are harmful.
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Stoffl
LFC
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Posted - 2008.09.29 18:40:00 -
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A++ Troll, would read again.
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente
War is Bliss
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Posted - 2008.09.29 18:44:00 -
[53]
Originally by: CCP Zulupark
Such an epic idea.
Trollin' with my homies!
Zulu is getting a cookie under his pillow from me tonight.
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Alonyshka Ghini
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Posted - 2008.09.29 18:53:00 -
[54]
They could call your idea "The Carebear Age" patch.
Maybe we could all have a group hug after every fleet battle and Goonswarm and BOB can have a big pyjama party and make each other a nice cake for their bday.
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Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp
INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.09.29 18:54:00 -
[55]
Originally by: CCP Zulupark
Such an epic idea.
Trollin' with my homies!
Say it, say it again!, Troooooollllin with mah homieeees! |
Holy Lowlander
Aurora Acclivitous
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Posted - 2008.09.29 19:19:00 -
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lol.
I laughed.
8/10 =)
(to all the emo-rage people that respond to this with 'go back to wow' , please look up what 'humor' and 'joke' means. Then go look at something called 'sarcasm' and 'irony' , then find a few examples and edit your post) |
Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2008.09.29 19:27:00 -
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Sheesh, you guys don't know knuffink.
It makes sense. That's what the region "The Forge" is for.
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Arte
AFK
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Posted - 2008.09.29 19:47:00 -
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Is it just me or are we in a thread where Zulupark gets praise instead of being flamed to hell and back
Just for that alone, this thread gets 10/10.
(or was it an alt post to regain forum credibility?? huh? huh?) |
Vex Shallobar
Amarr
La Cosa Nostra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.29 20:25:00 -
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meh 5/10 too obvious
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Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp
INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.09.29 20:50:00 -
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Originally by: Arte
Is it just me or are we in a thread where Zulupark gets praise instead of being flamed to hell and back
Just for that alone, this thread gets 10/10.
(or was it an alt post to regain forum credibility?? huh? huh?)
He has a point.....
.....what was the name of the messenger in Romeo and Juliet btw?
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Scagga Laebetrovo
Evil Bastards
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Posted - 2008.09.29 20:56:00 -
[61]
gangster! This suggestion is the ****zle!
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Johli
Caldari
AWE Corporation
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.09.29 20:57:00 -
[62]
/facepalm
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Arte
AFK
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Posted - 2008.09.29 22:15:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Haradgrim
Originally by: Arte
Is it just me or are we in a thread where Zulupark gets praise instead of being flamed to hell and back
Just for that alone, this thread gets 10/10.
(or was it an alt post to regain forum credibility?? huh? huh?)
He has a point.....
.....what was the name of the messenger in Romeo and Juliet btw?
Juliet's messenger was 'The Nurse'. Friar Lawrence has a messenger called Friar John who is actually unnamed in the script but 'cos he road a donkey and not a horse, the whole sorry saga ends (PLOT SPOILER ALERT) with Romeo and Juliet killing themselves cos Johnny boy was rubbish at doing his job (a donkey? that's like a 2nd class postage stamp).
There is another messenger who I think is just called 'messenger' who denies being a messenger but keeps calling "messenger for hire" (weirdo). Apart from that I can't think of any.
We can now call the OP Nursey and imagine him as a messenger from CCP to say that Zulupark has [to do devblogs that are] better ideas than this trollfest.
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Megan Maynard
Minmatar
17th Minmatar Tactical Wing
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Posted - 2008.09.29 22:20:00 -
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Originally by: Death4free
well i was running some missions the other day
STOP
Another troll, what are people really bored today?
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Kash Ka
Amarr
Tyrell Corp
INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.09.29 22:31:00 -
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7/10, because this is a well done and inteligently done obviouse troll is infact a joke to pick out those who can get the lightly hinted msg...
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Forgiveness is between you and god, im just here to arrange the meeting. |
Ensa Rai
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Posted - 2008.09.29 22:57:00 -
[66]
The OP should do us all a favor and wash his mouth out with buckshot.
in game of course.... |
Mortis Aguila
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.09.29 23:07:00 -
[67]
<gasp> Golly gosh, boys and girls! Such anger! So many accusations of trollitude! Have we all lost our sense of humor? Get a funny bone, ffs! Stop taking yourselves so freakin' seriously, fDOUBLEfs!
Yours,
Bozo the Clown ... WEEEEEEE!! |
zoltar
Caldari
Smegnet Incorporated
Paxton Federation
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Posted - 2008.09.30 00:25:00 -
[68]
Originally by: CCP Zulupark
Such an epic idea.
Trollin' with my homies!
HAHA Oh man that made me LOL for real |
Zeba
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.09.30 00:41:00 -
[69]
Originally by: zoltar
Originally by: CCP Zulupark
Such an epic idea.
Trollin' with my homies!
HAHA Oh man that made me LOL for real
It's making me shake with real fear tbh. You do not want to give Zulupark of all devs any ideas even remotely like this.
*waits for new pvp mechanics retooling dev blog by Zulupark*
Thanks a ****ing lot Death4Free..  Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
p.s. <3 Zulupark |
Dekiri
Useless Inc.
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Posted - 2008.09.30 09:45:00 -
[70]
I can see this thread going places..
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Suboran
Gallente
Victory Not Vengeance
SOLAR WING
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Posted - 2008.09.30 10:27:00 -
[71]
OP fails at trolling
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Roshan longshot
Gallente
Ordos Humanitas
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Posted - 2008.09.30 10:31:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Death4free
well i was running some missions the other day and refusing to talk to anyone else when i came accross an awesome idea. Its time we redefined pvp.
Atm pvp is nasty and you might lose your ship.....so why not make it so that your ship cannot be destroyed but instead loses a certain amounth of lets say health points and you have to repair it every time you die.
Then to make pvp more exciting we could remove all of lo sec and 0.0 and replace them with hi-sec with...and get this. Little areas where pvpers can fight each other say like 10 a side. There would have to be objectives like capture the mechanic in the middle or push for the enemies agricultural department and such.
You could also have 1v1 areas and although i cant think of a name atm i bet it would be awesome cause you could like have a ranking system and the top10 and ccp could award good arena players with better modules and such.
Anyways i hope you guys like this i know its going to go a long way towards solving all the pvp problems with have atm
Not only is this not original, but a direct ripoff of another online game...
OP go back to that game, cause you dont belong here.
Damn you CCP! Why did you have to make such a good game?? Yes you drew me back AGAIN! Oh well wheres the Omber? |
Malcanis
RuffRyders
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.09.30 11:29:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Death4free
well i was running some missions the other day and refusing to talk to anyone else when i came accross an awesome idea. Its time we redefined pvp.
Atm pvp is nasty and you might lose your ship.....so why not make it so that your ship cannot be destroyed but instead loses a certain amounth of lets say health points and you have to repair it every time you die.
Then to make pvp more exciting we could remove all of lo sec and 0.0 and replace them with hi-sec with...and get this. Little areas where pvpers can fight each other say like 10 a side. There would have to be objectives like capture the mechanic in the middle or push for the enemies agricultural department and such.
You could also have 1v1 areas and although i cant think of a name atm i bet it would be awesome cause you could like have a ranking system and the top10 and ccp could award good arena players with better modules and such.
Anyways i hope you guys like this i know its going to go a long way towards solving all the pvp problems with have atm
10/10 solid ideas, Death4free for CSM chair tbqfh |
Shaemell Buttleson
Euphoria Released
Resurgency
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Posted - 2008.09.30 11:37:00 -
[74]
Perhaps we should respawn in the graveyard that the nobheadspawn desecrated with 25% health!
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Ryoji Tanakama
Caldari
Firestar Drive Yards
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Posted - 2008.09.30 11:38:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Death4free
well i was running some missions the other day and refusing to talk to anyone else when i came accross an awesome idea. Its time we redefined pvp.
Atm pvp is nasty and you might lose your ship.....so why not make it so that your ship cannot be destroyed but instead loses a certain amounth of lets say health points and you have to repair it every time you die.
Then to make pvp more exciting we could remove all of lo sec and 0.0 and replace them with hi-sec with...and get this. Little areas where pvpers can fight each other say like 10 a side. There would have to be objectives like capture the mechanic in the middle or push for the enemies agricultural department and such.
You could also have 1v1 areas and although i cant think of a name atm i bet it would be awesome cause you could like have a ranking system and the top10 and ccp could award good arena players with better modules and such.
Anyways i hope you guys like this i know its going to go a long way towards solving all the pvp problems with have atm
Lame troll is lame.
Go play WAR? |
Darth Kasbian
League of Disgruntled Fast Food Employees
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Posted - 2008.09.30 11:56:00 -
[76]
One wack idea think some one has been playing WoW to much one more thing can i have your stuff |
Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp
INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.10.01 19:59:00 -
[77]
Edited by: Haradgrim on 01/10/2008 19:59:06
Originally by: Arte
Originally by: Haradgrim
Originally by: Arte
Is it just me or are we in a thread where Zulupark gets praise instead of being flamed to hell and back
Just for that alone, this thread gets 10/10.
(or was it an alt post to regain forum credibility?? huh? huh?)
He has a point.....
.....what was the name of the messenger in Romeo and Juliet btw?
Juliet's messenger was 'The Nurse'. Friar Lawrence has a messenger called Friar John who is actually unnamed in the script but 'cos he road a donkey and not a horse, the whole sorry saga ends (PLOT SPOILER ALERT) with Romeo and Juliet killing themselves cos Johnny boy was rubbish at doing his job (a donkey? that's like a 2nd class postage stamp).
There is another messenger who I think is just called 'messenger' who denies being a messenger but keeps calling "messenger for hire" (weirdo). Apart from that I can't think of any.
We can now call the OP Nursey and imagine him as a messenger from CCP to say that Zulupark has [to do devblogs that are] better ideas than this trollfest.
Thanks Bill.
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Originally by: CCP Oveur
...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
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Rramar Claime
Amarr
Task Force Zener
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.01 20:12:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Belmarduk
Dear OP
Please go and play Wow or Sims Online again.
Cancel your Eve account and NEVER post stupid ideas like this into the Eve Forum.
I have heard many stupid ideas but this one is so stupid that i wonder if you are not a real Eve vet trying to funny.
This!
Thank you.
"I cherish the memories of a question my grandson asked me the other day, when he said; 'Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?' Grandpa said, 'No, but I served in a company of heroes." |
BlueMajere
Caldari
Coalition of Nations
Free Trade Zone.
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Posted - 2008.10.01 20:47:00 -
[79]
is it just me or does anyone else realize that the OP is trolling hardcore?
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Illwill Bill
Minmatar
Scandinavian Carebears AB
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Posted - 2008.10.01 21:00:00 -
[80]
This would normally be a 3/10, but I will give it 5/10 because there were so many that swallowed the bait.
Zuluparks response gets a solid 9/10.
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Piru Industrial
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Posted - 2008.10.01 21:13:00 -
[81]
i just envisioned this actually happening in eve. i know it has 0 chance of happening but i envisioned it and when i did i also envisioned after getting the bad news going to the toilet and force vomitting.
Owing to lack of Eve-related content, signature removed. If you would like to discuss this, please mail [email protected] - Mitnal |
Smacktalking Alt
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Posted - 2008.10.01 21:15:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Death4free
excuse me good sir but you have yet to explain to me the meaning of "troll"
It's an ethnic slur for someone of Norwegian descent. Pretty uncalled for tbh.
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AmmoniaisNH3
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Posted - 2008.10.01 22:28:00 -
[83]
troll more
why dont you just go back to your login traps in cobalt edge
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Cyb3r Thr3at
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.10.02 00:08:00 -
[84]
SUCKS!
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Dracon Zethera
Gallente
Quantum Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.02 02:35:00 -
[85]
A little part of me died when I read this.
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5yndr0m3
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.02 04:27:00 -
[86]
D4F FTW!
and then it went bang. |
Arvald
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.10.02 04:30:00 -
[87]
dammit D4F who let you out of your cage
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Novemb3r
Vale Heavy Industries
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.10.02 05:30:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Kuar Z'thain
Originally by: Death4free
Originally by: Plim
PVP should be replaced with a Pong style minigame.
yes i did infact consider the pong style minigame but i deduced it was too risky for some players (for example they might miss the shot)
How about Rock, Paper, Scissors? Except we'll remove the rocks and scissors, cause those are dangerous to f-ing ******s like you.
I dunno man, I've got some pretty mean paper cuts before. Better take it out too, just to be safe.
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Isaac Starstriker
Amarr Sisterhood of Galactic Sirens
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Posted - 2008.10.02 07:20:00 -
[89]
I snorted milk out my nose so bad when I read the 2nd paragraph my monitor shorted out. Thanks dumb butt. You fail, try again.
--Isaac
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Paramite Pies
Minmatar
Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2008.10.02 07:23:00 -
[90]
Or we could NOT do what you suggested, add Tech 3 ships, and nerf/remove doomsday devices.
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sg3s
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.02 07:28:00 -
[91]
Shit man, I'm in class, don't make me laugh like that.
Best, but most obvious, troll of the day?
Originally by: Tarminic
Because even when EVE sucks, it sucks less than every other MMO out there.
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Dissonance Unit
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Posted - 2008.10.02 16:21:00 -
[92]
Well yet again theres no one on IC's TS so you go trolling for shakers. you sir bite the big one.
I hope you get podded, and to you lovly family as well!
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Kendar
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.10.02 17:02:00 -
[93]
i like this idea. devs to the devmobiles..
Engage!
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