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Celestial Divinity B'haxed Productions	Posted - 2008.09.10 20:16:00 - [1] I was in eve hold'em poker and playing some high end games. Got to the point where I won a few with luck and had 550 Mil to my name, I started with less than 40 Mil this morning. anyways, I get into a heads u for 500 mil vs 500 mil I end up losing the game and ending up broke, but the banker accidentally sends ME the isk instead of the winner. So I now have over 1 Billion isk in my wallet instead of the 10 mil I would of had if i lost. he says unless i send the isk back in 2 minutes im going to be perma banned form the poker channel. One Huge moral dilemma, be dirt broke and allowed in a channel i always lose isk in, OR be rich and banned from a channel that actually hurts me. I chose the high road of course, NOT.... Im now banned form eve poker lol. Since my name is as tarnished as it could possibly get I am going to share some more info with you guys. you know those people that are always in recruitment channel, Jita, Eve radio channel? The ones that are always saying.. After playing for over 3 years I am leaving eve due to RL stuff. I have over 16 Billion isk to give away to everyone here.. Whoever sends me any isk... I will send them 10X FOld that ammount back ! ALL THOSE people were my alts I have made about 2 Billion isk form all that in the last few months. By BIG bread winner is the Want to Gift scam... The person that posted here about 1 month ago that he scammed someone for like 2 Billion isk THAT WAS ME, The person that posted the funny thing on how he got 200 MIllion isk of minerals off someone that was me. Sadly, all the Billions I have made have been used to FUND my poker games. basically the Eve Online Hold'em poker channel, I would say theres about 5 BIllion isk of chips floating around that were bought with scammed isk. I had a few people convo me saying how they stuck up for me and all that, well im sorry I burnt you guys but that's the way i play the game. I am a piece of garbage scamming loser, and I would stab my own grandmother in the back for a few Million isk to play poker with. also over the years my other characters scammed people to, knows as EternalDragon and about 20 other alts Have fun guys, im going to go have fun with my fat wallet
My'kel An'jelo Amarr Synthetic Frontiers	Posted - 2008.09.10 20:21:00 - [2] I didn't read it but it probably wasn't funny
Hanso Sparxx We The People	Posted - 2008.09.10 20:23:00 - [3] I heard a rumor that someone cared. ------------------ We the People is recruiting!
My'kel An'jelo Amarr Synthetic Frontiers	Posted - 2008.09.10 20:31:00 - [4] Originally by: Hanso Sparxx I heard a rumor that someone cared. having just read his post, I can firmly deny this
supr3m3justic3 Caldari ACE'S OVER 8'S	Posted - 2008.09.10 20:31:00 - [5] well you just scammed me cause i just wasted another couple min. of my life to read your worthless post that wasntfunny......so i hope you die, for real! __________________________________________________
supr3m3justic3 Caldari ACE'S OVER 8'S	Posted - 2008.09.10 20:32:00 - [6] Edited by: supr3m3justic3 on 10/09/2008 20:32:18 damn double post! __________________________________________________
Ralara Caldari Shadow Incursion	Posted - 2008.09.10 20:59:00 - [7] yawn --
Major PewPew The Dark Horses	Posted - 2008.09.10 21:11:00 - [8] Originally by: Hanso Sparxx I heard a rumor that someone cared. not from any of us, you didnt...
Khraunus Amarr Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2008.09.10 21:47:00 - [9] Quit lying. It was me, everybody. Not him.
Vek NaVek	Posted - 2008.09.10 21:49:00 - [10] EternalDragon.. you need to get a life
Ulasim Central Research Nexus	Posted - 2008.09.10 22:15:00 - [11] The OP is my alt it was all me.
Tobias Sjodin Ore Mongers Black Hand.	Posted - 2008.09.10 22:47:00 - [12] F for EFFort. Black Hand.
Buff Plankchest Minmatar	Posted - 2008.09.10 22:54:00 - [13] Make an alt, and keep playing ^_^
Celestal	Posted - 2008.09.11 00:00:00 - [14] 1billion isk WOW thats huge , thats amazing , thats an incredible amount thats nearly 1 weekends trading , or under a weeks mission running ( when I did it ages ago ) that is so impressive and really post worthy , I guess you might impress a noob or 2 , briefly
Jonny 101 Art of War Exalted.	Posted - 2008.09.11 00:04:00 - [15] Edited by: Jonny 101 on 11/09/2008 00:04:56 It's taken you MONTHS to scam 2 billion isk? Man, you're a pretty shit scammer, you could actually have made more money doing legit crap, and that's weak. You suck, as a scammer, I don't give a hoot about your e-honour, just saying, you're a really bad scammer. Edith: This is Kublai by the way, i'm on a bit of a GTC shopping spree atm etc so you know, make due with this face, you'll all live. -------------------------------- Forsooth brave knight, for I am not the Kublai alt thy art looking for
Rudy Metallo The Bastards	Posted - 2008.09.11 01:18:00 - [16] tl;dr you suck, though, from what I gather. --
Lady Karma	Posted - 2008.09.11 01:25:00 - [17] Title is misleading, was expecting funny story, read emo BS
soldieroffortune 258 Gallente Trinity Council	Posted - 2008.09.11 02:11:00 - [18] LOL at wall of flames but seriously, MONTHS of scamming for 2 billion isk? im a broke bastard and even i say thats not much get over yourself Originally by: soldieroffortune 258 "*Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer*"
Lurana Lay Gallente	Posted - 2008.09.11 03:55:00 - [19] So basically Op's saying that he's a degenerate gambler that usually loses and would be broke if it wasnt for someone elses idiotic mistake. Got it.
LadyLubU2 Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2008.09.11 06:07:00 - [20] Edited by: LadyLubU2 on 11/09/2008 06:08:16 double one
LadyLubU2 Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2008.09.11 06:08:00 - [21] Posting in a failthread with a failop. Thanks for wasting 2minutes of my life, loser. ps. Better change the name to 'tales of a failing scammer - not funny 'i guess guise?!?'
H Lecter Gallente The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2008.09.11 08:40:00 - [22] Originally by: Celestial Divinity I was in eve hold'em poker and playing some high end games. Got to the point where I won a few with luck and had 550 Mil to my name, I started with less than 40 Mil this morning. anyways, I get into a heads u for 500 mil vs 500 mil I end up losing the game and ending up broke, but the banker accidentally sends ME the isk instead of the winner. So I now have over 1 Billion isk in my wallet instead of the 10 mil I would of had if i lost. he says unless i send the isk back in 2 minutes im going to be perma banned form the poker channel. One Huge moral dilemma, be dirt broke and allowed in a channel i always lose isk in, OR be rich and banned from a channel that actually hurts me. I chose the high road of course, NOT.... Im now banned form eve poker lol. Since my name is as tarnished as it could possibly get I am going to share some more info with you guys. you know those people that are always in recruitment channel, Jita, Eve radio channel? The ones that are always saying.. After playing for over 3 years I am leaving eve due to RL stuff. I have over 16 Billion isk to give away to everyone here.. Whoever sends me any isk... I will send them 10X FOld that ammount back ! ALL THOSE people were my alts I have made about 2 Billion isk form all that in the last few months. By BIG bread winner is the Want to Gift scam... The person that posted here about 1 month ago that he scammed someone for like 2 Billion isk THAT WAS ME, The person that posted the funny thing on how he got 200 MIllion isk of minerals off someone that was me. Sadly, all the Billions I have made have been used to FUND my poker games. basically the Eve Online Hold'em poker channel, I would say theres about 5 BIllion isk of chips floating around that were bought with scammed isk. I had a few people convo me saying how they stuck up for me and all that, well im sorry I burnt you guys but that's the way i play the game. I am a piece of garbage scamming loser, and I would stab my own grandmother in the back for a few Million isk to play poker with. also over the years my other characters scammed people to, knows as EternalDragon and about 20 other alts Have fun guys, im going to go have fun with my fat wallet I bolded the funny parts...
Inoshuu Caldari Flux Technologies Inc	Posted - 2008.09.11 08:48:00 - [23] Originally by: Celestial Divinity I quoted the funny part
Amarr'd Amarr	Posted - 2008.09.11 12:08:00 - [24] If you give me your stuff when u leave, you can leave a happy man. (can i have your stuff??)
cpt Mark	Posted - 2008.09.11 12:16:00 - [25] Where are the cats? is this another scam?
cpt Mark	Posted - 2008.09.11 12:18:00 - [26] Where are the cats? is this another scam?
My'kel An'jelo Amarr Synthetic Frontiers	Posted - 2008.09.11 12:26:00 - [27] next time keep the cat in the bag, and the new topic button not clicked
Spermcell Giganticus	Posted - 2008.09.11 12:58:00 - [28] This guy's popular here then?
Faekurias Black Legion Command	Posted - 2008.09.11 14:33:00 - [29] Didn't read all but it was about poker! And money! Money in poker! yay! ------------------ We are recruiting.
Myrhial Arkenath Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.09.11 14:42:00 - [30] To sneak in a classic: Screenshot or it didn't happen. Diary of a pod pilot
Agent Sever Caldari Destry's Lounge	Posted - 2008.09.11 15:04:00 - [31] Tough Crowd
Father Dibbles Self Aggrandisement Society	Posted - 2008.09.11 15:05:00 - [32] Came to C&P expecting disappointment. Left satisfied.
cosmoray Cosmoray Construction	Posted - 2008.09.11 15:20:00 - [33] I wish you would be allowed back into the poker room, because you are a cash machine. I've seen you go all-in with J,4 pre-flop! Please, please come back with an ALT.
Kawaii Sakura	Posted - 2008.09.11 15:33:00 - [34] The Lame thing of that poker tournament was, Eventhough the banker admits he was wrong and that he didnt take his eye to work that day, the real winner ended up getting 500mil instead of 1bil. so he lost 500mil. The poker game policy is that they only refund 500mil no matter what. So the OP might even be someone who actually works for eve poker to scam isk from the players to get rich themselves. who knows. eve poker pays out 500 mil for refund but scamme someone for 1bil so they actually made 500 mil. Or maybe the Banker and the OP are friends. Who knows.
War Kitten	Posted - 2008.09.11 16:40:00 - [35] I've never seen such a fail-filled post where the OP cuts his own epeen apart in the process of trying to wave it around. Fail at: poker, ethics, making money, posting in C&P, scamming, and Eve in general. And if eve hold'em was smart, they'd let this fat fish back in their games!
Orar Ironfist Digital assassins	Posted - 2008.09.11 18:27:00 - [36] damn op you suck....alot...ALOT
My'kel An'jelo Amarr Synthetic Frontiers	Posted - 2008.09.11 18:38:00 - [37] Op don't listen to these fools, i think you're a cool cat and should post more of your stories
Orar Ironfist Digital assassins	Posted - 2008.09.12 03:39:00 - [38] Originally by: My'kel An'jelo Op don't listen to these fools, i think you're a cool cat and should post more of your stories besides that your opinion doesnt matter i think you should try cancer. I heard its fun
Nel Tu Minmatar Crypto Beverage Cartel	Posted - 2008.09.12 03:51:00 - [39] So, not only are you a moron but you're a moron who has a poker addiction? Please hold your head underwater until you feel sleepy. ============== Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
isdisco3 Einherjar Rising Cry Havoc.	Posted - 2008.09.12 04:44:00 - [40] i'm a banker in said poker channel, and so far the general consensus has been one of two things: 1. he did this over just a bil? really? 2. who are we to gain isks from? one less fish!
AdmiralDovolski Gallente N.A.S.A. Skunk-Works	Posted - 2008.09.12 05:00:00 - [41] Originally by: isdisco3 i'm a banker in said poker channel, and so far the general consensus has been one of two things: 1. he did this over just a bil? really? 2. who are we to gain isks from? one less fish! this tbh. im will kinda miss him tho, he was easy isk. ----------------------- im in ur system, incapping ur cynojammer
Jonny 101 Art of War Exalted.	Posted - 2008.09.12 09:15:00 - [42] Originally by: AdmiralDovolski Originally by: isdisco3 i'm a banker in said poker channel, and so far the general consensus has been one of two things: 1. he did this over just a bil? really? 2. who are we to gain isks from? one less fish! this tbh. im will kinda miss him tho, he was easy isk. You still have Kaar and the A-War corp wallet, we actually have a division named "Kaar's poker habit" or something :P -------------------------------- Forsooth brave knight, for I am not the Kublai alt thy art looking for
N3oXr2ii	Posted - 2008.09.12 11:53:00 - [43] I didn't really find the post funny but the flames were great i had tears \o/ well done wiv the scams anyhow
My'kel An'jelo Amarr Synthetic Frontiers	Posted - 2008.09.12 12:56:00 - [44] Originally by: Orar Ironfist Originally by: My'kel An'jelo Op don't listen to these fools, i think you're a cool cat and should post more of your stories besides that your opinion doesnt matter i think you should try cancer. I heard its fun try reading the thread bro, but tbh your reply was so stupid I'm just gonna ahead and quote it for posterity.
techzer0 IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.09.12 13:39:00 - [45] Originally by: Orar Ironfist Originally by: My'kel An'jelo Op don't listen to these fools, i think you're a cool cat and should post more of your stories besides that your opinion doesnt matter i think you should try cancer. I heard its fun BAN! I think the OP is awesome and would read again. Oh wait... ------------ Originally by: Nexus Kinnon I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
Hades In'aMiniskirt	Posted - 2008.09.12 13:53:00 - [46] Originally by: Father Dibbles Came to C&P expecting disappointment. Left satisfied. This
Suboran Gallente Victory Not Vengeance SOLAR WING	Posted - 2008.09.12 20:33:00 - [47] r0me0 is that you?
Destayne Amarr The New Era Industrial	Posted - 2008.09.12 21:17:00 - [48] So all you have to do around here is create stupid threads that makes people want to punch babies? Oh, and IBTL
techzer0 IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.09.12 21:32:00 - [49] Originally by: Destayne So all you have to do around here is create stupid threads that makes people want to punch babies? Oh, and IBTL You'll know a soon to be locked thread when you see it in C&P... really. ------------ Originally by: Nexus Kinnon I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
My'kel An'jelo Amarr Synthetic Frontiers	Posted - 2008.09.12 23:55:00 - [50] Originally by: Destayne So all you have to do around here is create stupid threads that makes people want to punch babies? Oh, and IBTL Well it seems like you've gotten the hang of things around here quickly, you've already started posting shit to fit in!
spanky herman Viziam	Posted - 2008.09.13 03:38:00 - [51] This post has not cat or bag nor story of how they interact. I guess I will go back to my testing of why since a guinea pig and a softball are the same size why one flies much further when hit with a bat.
Verone Gallente Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.09.14 02:02:00 - [52] Good job on joining the unwritten and obscure list of scammers and rip off merchants in New Eden. You probably rank somewhere around 11,354 on the list for most ISK stolen. \o/ EON FICTION WRITER OF THE YEAR! \o/ >>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<<
Alfred Spangler Achmed Fleet	Posted - 2008.09.14 02:39:00 - [53] Originally by: spanky herman This post has not cat or bag nor story of how they interact. I guess I will go back to my testing of why since a guinea pig and a softball are the same size why one flies much further when hit with a bat. Be sure to report your findings back to us, I've always been asking that myself Regards, A.S.
Feng Schui Minmatar Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.09.14 05:37:00 - [54] While the OP is an idiot, and scammed the 2 minutes it took me to read that garbage, after reading the responses, I can leave this thread satisfied, and with a few laughs. Such is the C&P crowd. PS: Once you get the data on the distances tests, I would love to hear about them. Perhaps you should make your own wiki on how to test this gravitational anomaly properly. Project:Gank Pilgrim Guide
Corwain Gallente DIE WITH HONOUR	Posted - 2008.09.14 06:17:00 - [55] I'M SPARTACUS! -- Distortion\| Distortion 2 Preview
cpt Mark	Posted - 2008.09.14 11:32:00 - [56] and I'm the Queen of England...
Tasuk	Posted - 2008.09.14 12:12:00 - [57] the OP is funny but the funniest part are the responses i bet he is rofmaoing reading the replies as i frankly am
tripodbilly	Posted - 2008.09.18 07:13:00 - [58] This is SPARTA, .......errr wrong place
GodDeSs412 Hells Angels Inc.	Posted - 2008.09.18 16:01:00 - [59] Originally by: Ulasim The OP is my alt it was all me. This is my alt, does that make me the op? im confused.. to many alts
Bai ZongTong The Revolutionary Guard	Posted - 2008.09.18 17:57:00 - [60] are you the same idiot who wanted C&P removed and supposedly ragequitted eve? Quote: Originally by: DubanFP Remove C&P and Post in C&P 4 days later Let there be a true epic legend... Page 2 Page 3 right before it was removed --- Want some YARRHHHS? The Revolutionary Guard Pirate Corp Looking for Members Uncensored KB

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