Originally by: The story so Far

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I saw a multiple jumpgate activation that spawned three ...giant secure Concord...iteronV haulers mounting the entire fedo into low slots. then came a Jovian Elite Frigate Which blew up! A singel teddybear went "ohh no" and put on some furry dice the concord pilots... to protect my cargo to go through EVE Gate then it happened Smeppelio became king! of the garbadge-heap Then he died. All the way I dripped snot into the depths Of my big... bottle of quafe But I thought..... volcanoes were for giant monsters to have a bath and relax while watching the football game but not ...ganking the players... and laughing insanely while randomly podding rich house wifes who watch Trisha whilst doing the... ...hokey-pokey dance... Whilst drinking a ...pint of marmite... before vomiting blood and rushing off ...to the great... cave of doom and there they met a slightly hairy monkey called bob b o b bob see spot run away from bob while eating a big black sock which tasted like old rotten fish That My Ex p00ped out earlier after eating a fish vindaloo with... creamy orange sauce and pilau rice then a hobo stole my shorts and ran away into a banana-flavored monkey petting zoo to join the french foreign legion which his mother just could not Live with because They are so hard to kill before full moon much like the giant pandas of leitari's viking land but luckily I had my trusty batman utility belt and spandex tights Foreign Legion Beware!... of men wearing neon pink panties With cucumber flavoring carrying multiple handguns filled with holywater from the pits of fat sweaty gamer geeks with irritable bowel syndrome fell off a Disgruntled Donkey Boy which lives in a swamp with my mother inlaw who has needs that are special and should not be allowed to go without notice Untill they're deemed structurally unsafe by bob the builder and his sidekick pilchard the cat also known as Sir Rants A lot because of his hotheaded ramblings about prices of fish and doner kebabs from Fantasia. Where Tinkerbell was drunk from drinking pins melted down with corrosive enema fluid from Elvis' bum For which Elvis snorted another line while he was wearing pink panties with matching cufflinks plundered from Jacko's plastic surgeon's house rooney scores again oops crapped pants said mr. honky-tonk glumly while preparing the strongest coffee since the evil starbucks grew a beard with egg bits and 2 goals for doing very little damage to frigs He washed his white latex glove and pink panties with rancid custard He inserted it in the rear of a peanut butter-jelly sandwich stolen from CCP Development Team's stash, while they played This silly game wearing otter suits Coated in oily fish from the deep blue lagoon. Where frollicking boys Did slip it

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