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Spectre3353
Gallente
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.09.12 19:58:00 -
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Have you ever just been sitting around and thought to yourself: "Pirates are awesome and life just wouldn't be as good without them. Too bad there isn't anything more I can do to support and encourage them other than autowarping my Bestower through low-sec every day." Of course you have! Everyone wonders how they can help their friendly neighborhood pirates out and I am here today to tell you that your opportunity has FINALLY arrived!
I have started the "Sad Pirate Fundraiser" that will last ONE week and ONE week ONLY! Those who act quickly and with great generosity and selflessness will be rewarded with one of three FANTASTIC prizes! All details about the fundraiser and the unbelievable, once-in-a-lifetime prizes are located here:
http://evenewb.blogspot.com/2008/09/sad-pirate-fundraising.html
Remember: It isn't about what a pirate can do for you, it is about what YOU can do for a PIRATE.
*** Disclaimer: All references to "pirates" should really just say "the pirate Spectre3353". No funds obtained will be shared with any other pirates as they are all bums and should get a damn job if they want money. They don't deserve free money. Those pirate bums should get a damn job.
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My Pirate Blog: http://evenewb.blogspot.com/
My Ransom Board: http://www.pcransomboard.com/ |
Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.09.12 19:59:00 -
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**** that, just contract your stuff to me, I will even come pick it up
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Cpt Branko
Surge.
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Posted - 2008.09.12 20:06:00 -
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Edited by: Cpt Branko on 12/09/2008 20:06:04
I'd help you, but I'm a sad pirate too 
Some ISK my way would greatly cheer me up.
Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Bfoster
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.09.12 20:08:00 -
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Im gonna win!!! I just wanna name Spec's ships.. 
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.09.12 20:09:00 -
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Your stuff, gimme.
Really, you should.
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 Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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Spectre3353
Gallente
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.09.12 20:09:00 -
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Neither of you are deserving of any funds that are raised during this event because:
(1) You are not offering any fantastic prizes like I am.
(2) Your name does not start with "S" and end with "pectre3353".
Please take your begger bum asses elsewhere. Gosh. I hate beggers who don't actually work for their money. YOU GET ME SO ANGRY.
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My Pirate Blog: http://evenewb.blogspot.com/
My Ransom Board: http://www.pcransomboard.com/ |
techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.09.12 20:19:00 -
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Will it make you emoragequit? Because I can go all night.
Where did it sound like I was asking when I said: Your stuff, gimme!
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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Mynxee
Hellcats
Doom Armada
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Posted - 2008.09.12 20:38:00 -
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You owe me a new keyboard, you shameless ISK harlot! I just spit soda all over the current one while reading your outrageously hilarious post. Happy now?
IhopeIwin IhopeIwin IhopeIwin IhopeIwin
IhopeIwin IhopeIwin IhopeIwin IhopeIwin
IhopeIwin IhopeIwin IhopeIwin IhopeIwin
Life in Low Sec | Hellcats
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Spectre3353
Gallente
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.09.12 21:51:00 -
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Originally by: Mynxee
You owe me a new keyboard, you shameless ISK harlot! I just spit soda all over the current one while reading your outrageously hilarious post. Happy now?
IhopeIwin IhopeIwin IhopeIwin IhopeIwin
IhopeIwin IhopeIwin IhopeIwin IhopeIwin
IhopeIwin IhopeIwin IhopeIwin IhopeIwin
Shameless ISK Harlot? I have been called worse. Your donation is appreciated!
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My Pirate Blog: http://evenewb.blogspot.com/
My Ransom Board: http://www.pcransomboard.com/ |
Golden Helmet
Caldari
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.09.12 22:06:00 -
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The Python Cartel is recruiting low sec pirates! |
Lanissum
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.09.12 22:36:00 -
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You don't have to contract anything to me; just send me the isk!
-sig-
Check this out!
Get Free Mods! |
Commander Yassir
Therapy.
YTMND.
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Posted - 2008.09.12 22:42:00 -
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We should donate on behalf of hammerfall CEO lol.. he is leaving the game after all...
DISCLAIMER - I apologize to his family for making such vulgar remarks after Hammerfall CEO was killed and eaten in his troll cages. They were apparently very hungry. 
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My'kel An'jelo
Amarr
Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2008.09.12 23:45:00 -
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confirming that I am Spectre3353's bank alt, ISK should go to me.
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Lars Lodar
Suicidal Tendencies Ltd
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Posted - 2008.09.13 00:53:00 -
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Originally by: My'kel An'jelo
confirming that I am Spectre3353's bank alt, ISK should go to me.
Give me a break. Anyone who has come across a Python fleet would know that I'm Spectre's alt. Just look at the Python killboard stats. Please donate for some FABULOUS PRIZES!
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Commander Yassir
Therapy.
YTMND.
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Posted - 2008.09.13 00:54:00 -
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Confirming that I am spectre's banking alt as well and cash should be sent to me (is it less believable when someone else does it to?)
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Lars Lodar
Suicidal Tendencies Ltd
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Posted - 2008.09.13 03:15:00 -
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Don't listen to anyone. Give all donations to Spectre3353.
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Xasz
AnTi.
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Posted - 2008.09.13 03:19:00 -
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Edited by: Xasz on 13/09/2008 03:23:31
I endorse this service and/or product.
edit: answer my mails :P
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Spectre3353
Gallente
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.09.13 14:58:00 -
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The Sad Pirates thank you for your donation but we must keep the stream of ISK flowing! Continue to donate for your chance to win FABULOUS prizes and to be a part of a great cause!
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My Pirate Blog: http://evenewb.blogspot.com/
My Ransom Board: http://www.pcransomboard.com/ |
Solomon XI
Hoist The Colors.
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Posted - 2008.09.13 16:35:00 -
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Confirming that I am an official banking alt for Spectre3353 and that all donations run through me will go to him ... really.
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I endorse this product and/or service.
~Solo
Hoist The Colors. (CEO) |
Spectre3353
Gallente
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.09.13 18:51:00 -
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An update has been posted!
http://evenewb.blogspot.com/2008/09/sad-pirate-fundraising-day-2.html
Do not listen to the imitators or the scoundrels in this thread. There is one true Spectre who is raising money for the sad pirates of Eve. His name is SPECTRE3353 and all donations should be submitted to him and him only! Thank you for your patronage!!!
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My Pirate Blog: http://evenewb.blogspot.com/
My Ransom Board: http://www.pcransomboard.com/ |
Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.09.14 13:34:00 -
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Glad the iskies go towards those who deserve it.. keep m rolling
Friendly bump
=P
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Avan Sercedos
The Magnificents
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Posted - 2008.09.14 14:56:00 -
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I still have your pony.
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OMG, EXCLAMATION MARK! |
Joe Starbreaker
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.09.15 02:27:00 -
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Please sent all donations directly to my bounty.
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Spectre3353
Gallente
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.09.15 14:05:00 -
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Almost halfway through the fundraiser, the donation total is sitting stagnant at around 214 million ISK. We do appreciate your generosity so far but we must be vigilant and selfless and generous with our ISK if we are to reach the goal of half-a-billion ISK before Friday. Please donate! Think of the sick sad pirate children! They NEED you (and your ISK) now more than ever!
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My Pirate Blog: http://evenewb.blogspot.com/
My Ransom Board: http://www.pcransomboard.com/ |
Saint Lazarus
Spiorad ag fanaiocht
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Posted - 2008.09.15 14:42:00 -
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But but but whys the pirate sad? =(
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Spectre3353
Gallente
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.09.15 16:08:00 -
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Originally by: Saint Lazarus
But but but whys the pirate sad? =(
Because he is poor! Send in donations and make him a happy pirate!!!! Only you have the power to make things change!
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My Pirate Blog: http://evenewb.blogspot.com/
My Ransom Board: http://www.pcransomboard.com/ |
Agent Sever
Caldari
Destry's Lounge
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Posted - 2008.09.15 16:59:00 -
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laughed my ass off at work thanks for that.
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Spectre3353
Gallente
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.09.16 23:39:00 -
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LAST CHANCE! The final leg of this fundraiser has been pushed up to TODAY! This is your LAST chance!!!!
http://evenewb.blogspot.com/2008/09/i-cant-think-of-good-title-today-either.html
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My Pirate Blog: http://evenewb.blogspot.com/
My Ransom Board: http://www.pcransomboard.com/ |
Gunner Cid
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2008.09.17 01:28:00 -
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Check your contracts bum
Thanks again for the board
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Spectre3353
Gallente
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.09.17 13:17:00 -
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Thanks Gunner and everyone who participated! The fundraiser has ended:
http://evenewb.blogspot.com/2008/09/sad-pirate-fundraising-conclusion.html
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My Pirate Blog: http://evenewb.blogspot.com/
My Ransom Board: http://www.pcransomboard.com/ |
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