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LS Sledgehammer
Diablo Advocatus
Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2008.09.23 13:45:00 -
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Edited by: LS Sledgehammer on 23/09/2008 13:50:12
Scanning out mission runners in losec breaks the tedium of gate camping. So when a CNR appears on scan the heart starts to thump. After a few scans it shows up at 0km and sure enough a few gates in it's sitting there salvaging wrecks and popping rats.
Miner Miner in his phobos locks it down while the slow ships amble towards the gate. A few new rats appear as we melt the T1!!! fitted CNR down to hull. Sexee Lexee is the unfortunate victim, who lost a drake a few days b to us. I demand 300mil to let her go and she agrees, all the while her hull's goin down rappidly, so we start popping the rats b4 they kill her.
As soon as she pays the isk she calls me a fat f**k in local, so we popped her (was gonna pop her anyway) then pod her. A few moments l8r i get this mail from her:
Really, you are probably just some fat f**k sitting behind a computer who has nothing f*****g better to do.......you are pathetic......go find your own f*****g missions to invade, you want PVP? Go to 0.0........don't f*****g jump into my mission you fat ugly f**k and f**k with me! I could understand what happened at the gate......but you coming after me? Clearly, you can only take down newbies.......pathetic......and I even got through your shield and 1/2 your armor.......when I get a little bit stronger......you won't have a f*****g chance. And you know what.......I have nothing better to do than track your goddamn ass down.
Enjoy, motherf****r
And FYI I am a real female, so yeah, look forward to getting ****d by me, you worthless pathetic piece of s**t.
Lex
I don't think I've ever met a femail who says f**k so often lol
Still brings a smile to my cold heart yet :)
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LS Sledgehammer
Diablo Advocatus
Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2008.09.28 12:32:00 -
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We war decced a small 4 man corp (Adat Family) who had a POS in manatirid. The idea was to take down pos to steal the labs.
A few BS's evetually put the pos into reinforced and as luck would have it it would come out 30min after DT the next day.
As soon DT ended we got suited and booted ready to finish the job off. The Baron Adat convo'd me with some of the worst English I've seen yet (Abridged version):
Baron Adat > we ask armistice for 3 days
Baron Adat > you with you wage war - you break my station
Baron Adat > we ask cease-fires for 3 days
Baron Adat > world want )))
Baron Adat > I can offer ransom
Baron Adat > how much it is necessary - only real amount
MINER MINER > 250mil
Baron Adat > matter of fact that beside me in lines 2 BPO I their developed 6 months - if you will break station they conk
MINER MINER > I know
Baron Adat > amount I make - interests question - I for weeping restrain you its word
Baron Adat > what warranties that that you do not continue fire
MINER MINER > none
Baron Adat > I can enumerate You 250кк and be certain that station will not break for 3 days - ok
Baron Adat > hope on Your honesty - respectfully
Baron Adat > my naves will are attacked in cosmos when meeting ?
MINER MINER > we will only attack you in Manatirid
Baron Adat > but me it is necessary востановить 50% pointer-threaded to remove BPO
MINER MINER > we will kill any of your ships in manatirid, stay out until war ends
MINER MINER > Rubik your alt
Baron Adat > my frend
MINER MINER > remove from mantirid immediatly
Baron Adat > кк
Baron Adat > I it is necessary to canceal reserch operation - a station for this must be onlain - but for this it is necessary to raise 50% sheild
MINER MINER > any ships in manatirid will be destroyed
Baron Adat > I can else pay the extra to gain access to flight of the naves?
MINER MINER > how much?
MINER MINER > 250mil
Baron Adat > ))))
MINER MINER > Your humour offends me!!!
Baron Adat > I am a weeping to You 250кк and can peacefully fly not to fear attacks with your sides for 3 days - kk
We then proceeded to destroy the POS. Sure enough, when it came to unanchoring the labs we were greeted with a message about BPO's beng destroyed if we continued. The labs were sold the next day and we walked away with 1.2bil.
His m8 convo'd me l8r saying the BPO's were worth in excess of 6bil and belonged to someone else. I'd like to think this was true :)
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LS Sledgehammer
Diablo Advocatus
Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2008.10.03 09:35:00 -
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lol, I have. We used to be in the same alliance with Vitoc
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LS Sledgehammer
Diablo Advocatus
Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2008.11.07 14:16:00 -
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Tackled a drake after he jumped into sys. He ejected well into structure and warped off in pod to save his implants. I boarded ship and docked up.
He asked if i could sell him his drake back for 30mil. I agreed and arranged a trade at a suicide station. As soon as he undocked we popped and podded him.
Going to hell for that, but it was a laugh :)
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