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Vabjekf	Posted - 2008.09.24 04:15:00 - [1] Edited by: Vabjekf on 24/09/2008 04:16:54 click me beautiful I told you!! The higgs boson will NEVER let the LHC collide anything! Delays and events and strange happenings will just continue to push back the first real experiment dates further and further. There will always be a seemingly normal and logical reason, but the years will churn on and it will never ever collide. This is proof of th.. actually wait no... i need to word this carefuly.... It is evidence of the plausibility of the existance of god. Because it shows that when dealing with crazy stuff like this (yo), logical explainable events, are in fact the result of intentional direct manipulation of reality. In this case the higgs boson is going back in time and causing the universe to prevent the LHC from discovering the higgs boson. Don't you all see? Every day events, simple physics. THOSE are the hand of god(s/ess/desu)! THEY are all miracles! Every one of them! You assume they happen 'naturally', but nature is just another word for the will of god!!!!
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.09.24 05:13:00 - [2] Unaccessable link is unaccessable. Anyway, same story here I guess... You say act of god, I say nearly unavoidable, completely expectable delays. It's a one-of-a-kind, HUGE and very delicate machine. Even the slightest problem anywhere on 27km of sensitive machinery could cause experiments to fail for any number of reasons. And when they tried to make it as cheap as possible (yes, they DID)... what's that saying about the lowest bidder quality ? If they will actually start running the DESIRED experiments in 2 years from now, now THAT would be "an act of god" _ SHOPS \|\| Mission rewards revamp \|\| better nanofix
Kazuma Saruwatari Caldari	Posted - 2008.09.24 07:00:00 - [3] People running amok with this info in 3... 2... ohwai- OP did it already -
Ray McCormack hirr	Posted - 2008.09.24 07:51:00 - [4] Arguably you could reason that things going wrong is simply god's way of letting them know something is wrong. [WTS] Tech II Component BPO Sets
Irulan S'Dijana Amarr Imperial Academy	Posted - 2008.09.24 08:14:00 - [5] Damn..it seems god doesn't want me to help propagate the species. EVE isn't helping either.
Haraldhardrade Amarr Pax Amarr	Posted - 2008.09.24 08:20:00 - [6] The sqare root of PI is proof there is no god. Caveo of Minmatar , torva vacuus regimen of deus es plurrimi periculosus of bestia
LordSwift INTERSTELLAR ENTERPRISE	Posted - 2008.09.24 09:36:00 - [7] wouldnt it be funny if it actually goes online 2012.december 12. Or whenever the Mayan calender is surposed to end. :)
Grimpak Gallente Trinity Nova Trinity Nova Alliance	Posted - 2008.09.24 10:38:00 - [8] Originally by: Vabjekf Edited by: Vabjekf on 24/09/2008 04:16:54 click me beautiful I told you!! The higgs boson will NEVER let the LHC collide anything! Delays and events and strange happenings will just continue to push back the first real experiment dates further and further. There will always be a seemingly normal and logical reason, but the years will churn on and it will never ever collide. This is proof of th.. actually wait no... i need to word this carefuly.... It is evidence of the plausibility of the existance of god. Because it shows that when dealing with crazy stuff like this (yo), logical explainable events, are in fact the result of intentional direct manipulation of reality. In this case the higgs boson is going back in time and causing the universe to prevent the LHC from discovering the higgs boson. Don't you all see? Every day events, simple physics. THOSE are the hand of god(s/ess/desu)! THEY are all miracles! Every one of them! You assume they happen 'naturally', but nature is just another word for the will of god!!!! actually I have a more simple explanation: "Made in China". --- Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals. ain't that right.
Reven Cordelle Caldari School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2008.09.24 11:24:00 - [9] Edited by: Reven Cordelle on 24/09/2008 11:24:09 Originally by: Vabjekf Don't you all see? Every day events, simple physics. THOSE are the hand of god(s/ess/desu)! I knew desu was behind this.
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.09.24 12:43:00 - [10] Originally by: Vabjekf desu She is loev - DesuSigs
Callib Gor'Karrithe Minmatar	Posted - 2008.09.24 15:30:00 - [11] I fail to see how this is significant. This longer shutdown has nothing directly to do with the mechanical failure of the collider... they simply don't operate in the winter, and it's a two month process to fix the collider... meaning that when they shut down in November, they'll have likely just finished repairs. It's also rather amusing that the only people who seem to think the LHC will end the world have less knowledge of particle physics than my cat. These sorts of people are better of talking about how flipping burgers incorrectly will end the world. They will have a higher chance of being correct in their assumptions.
The TX Gallente Pulsar Combat Supplies Alternative Realities	Posted - 2008.09.24 15:34:00 - [12] Oh my God! You said God! Wait, shit... I said God. Don't say God. I said God. -------------------- [Signature] [/Signature]
Cmdr Sy Appetite 4 Destruction The Firm.	Posted - 2008.09.24 16:50:00 - [13] Relax, guys. One of the team is probably completing the side quest right now. Once the big rusty valves all over the facility have been turned, the leak will be contained, they can reinsert the sample and we can get back to the headcrabs. EVE CCG Trinity Booster
Vabjekf	Posted - 2008.09.24 18:14:00 - [14] Originally by: Callib Gor'Karrithe I fail to see how this is significant. This longer shutdown has nothing directly to do with the mechanical failure of the collider... they simply don't operate in the winter, and it's a two month process to fix the collider... meaning that when they shut down in November, they'll have likely just finished repairs. It doesn't matter WHY its delayed, only that it IS delayed. They have been taking breaks in the winter all this time, simply because they were meant to take THIS break. Its like the glasses of water that are sitting around the house in that crappy alien movie with mel gibson and the little girl. Quote: It's also rather amusing that the only people who seem to think the LHC will end the world have less knowledge of particle physics than my cat. These sorts of people are better of talking about how flipping burgers incorrectly will end the world. They will have a higher chance of being correct in their assumptions. I don't think the LHC will end the world, because i don't think it will ever actually collide anything!
Ji Sama Caldari Department of Defence	Posted - 2008.09.24 18:14:00 - [15] will you stop talking of the higgs boson as it exists... ffs... "the majority of men has been dealt cards to a game they do not know how to play"
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks	Posted - 2008.09.24 18:20:00 - [16] Somebody tell God to stop sucking the water out of my batteries when the weather changes drastically, it's getting really annoying.
Vabjekf	Posted - 2008.09.24 18:44:00 - [17] Originally by: Ji Sama will you stop talking of the higgs boson as it exists... ffs... The Higgs boson is real! It came to me in a vision, and told me that my purpose was to spread Its holy word on the internet, so that the multitudes could receive mass through the realization of Its love.
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks	Posted - 2008.09.24 18:47:00 - [18] This sounds like Loki to me. He likes to do simple things that wastes a lot of time to figure out because it's hilarious.
Dimitryy	Posted - 2008.09.24 19:07:00 - [19] Honestly, considering the complexity of the machine, the sheer volume of problems that can occur, and the fact that as Akita said, it's almost one of a kind, i'm surprised there are so few problems. IMO, there are a lot of very smart people over there working on this very complex project, and if we just give it time, you'll see results. Or of course it could be little omniscient higgs-boson gremlins going back in time to ruin the LHC's day.
Atomos Darksun Infortunatus Eventus Obsidian Empire	Posted - 2008.09.25 02:07:00 - [20] Everybody has it wrong about the LHC. It was ACTUALLY build to discover the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. Since we already know the answer we need to know the question, and since neither can exist at the same time, the universe would collapse and be replaced with something even more bizzare. Since we don't want that happening again, the higgs boson is not allowing it to do so. Did I mention that the LHC was commissioned by mice? Originally by: Amoxin My vent is talking to me in a devil voice... Atomos' Guide to Forum Flaming

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