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Opertone
Caldari SIEGE. The Border Patrol
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Posted - 2008.09.24 17:29:00 -
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Edited by: Opertone on 24/09/2008 17:28:54 you suck sir
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bitters much
Nekkid Inc.
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Posted - 2008.09.24 17:30:00 -
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9/10
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titanstory
Section XIII Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.09.24 17:57:00 -
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you suck Opertone
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Twoside
Gallente Thundercats RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.24 18:05:00 -
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you mean to tell us that the goonswarm IS JUST ONE GUY?!?!?!?! |
PooooBear
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.09.24 18:11:00 -
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it's me, im goonswarm -Cippa RSF old timer. AKA "the dude" |
General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.09.24 19:22:00 -
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Originally by: PooooBear it's me, im goonswarm
Why did you punctuate "it's" but not "im"?
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PooooBear
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.09.24 19:32:00 -
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Amusingly, I have to think about removing the apostrophe, otherwise I'd naturally put it. I simply forgot to forget. -Cippa RSF old timer. AKA "the dude" |
Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.09.24 20:01:00 -
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Originally by: PooooBear Amusingly, I have to think about removing the apostrophe, otherwise I'd naturally put it. I simply forgot to forget.
Ammusingly....me too! --
Originally by: CCP Oveur ...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.09.24 20:06:00 -
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Originally by: Haradgrim
Originally by: PooooBear Amusingly, I have to think about removing the apostrophe, otherwise I'd naturally put it. I simply forgot to forget.
Ammusingly....me too!
Sometimes, if there's a word I know I tend to spell incorrectly I try to spell it wrong. I therefore end up spelling it right! Genius.
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PooooBear
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.09.24 20:12:00 -
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I don't know if you're serious but that method actually works. -Cippa RSF old timer. AKA "the dude" |
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Phelan Driscoll
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.09.24 20:20:00 -
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Edited by: Phelan Driscoll on 24/09/2008 20:20:07
Originally by: Opertone Edited by: Opertone on 24/09/2008 17:28:54 you suck sir
why do you hate gay people you bigot
eta: ccp ban this racist tia *snip* Signature is totally inappropriate and not allowed on EvE Forums. Contact us at [email protected] if you have any queries - Valorem |
Feroxia
BPC Industries
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Posted - 2008.09.24 21:37:00 -
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MAX go go! :D We've all been waiting for it! Let's get some of that SirMolle Psychological warfare going :p
"You can't doomsday Goonswarm back into the stone ages, they'll just say 'upgrade!'"
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BlatheBum
R and T Exploration
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Posted - 2008.09.24 21:39:00 -
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Originally by: Feroxia "You can't doomsday Goonswarm back into the stone ages, they'll just say 'upgrade!'"
Robin Williams is FTW. |
PsychoBones
R.E.C.O.N. A.X.I.S
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Posted - 2008.09.24 21:52:00 -
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It's funny how this is practically the only unlocked thread on the front page.
R.E.C.O.N. - Helping a soon-to-be defunct alliance failurecascade near you. |
Huan Hunglong
Intensive CareBearz
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Posted - 2008.09.24 21:58:00 -
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Originally by: PsychoBones It's funny how this is practically the only unlocked thread on the front page.
And as bad as it is... its still better than half the ones that are locked
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Junkie Beverage
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.09.24 22:05:00 -
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a wizard smoking a bong, also he is fighting a dragon and the dragon is lighting the weed w/ his fire breath
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GulletSplitter
Minmatar Maasai Tribal Products Independent Faction
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Posted - 2008.09.24 22:21:00 -
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I poasted in a Goonie suck topic and all I got was an itch I can't scratch. |
Julius Agrippa
Sovereign.
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Posted - 2008.09.24 22:23:00 -
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Confirming that I suck. And I'm good.
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=881226 |
M0rning5tar
Series of Tubes
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Posted - 2008.09.24 22:31:00 -
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Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: PooooBear it's me, im goonswarm
Why did you punctuate "it's" but not "im"?
Why are you posting at all? Correcting grammar on CAOD? How pathetic are you?
Those are far more important questions than yours. Here's a statement for a change: stop posting you bitter troll you.
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Moon Kitten
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2008.09.24 22:48:00 -
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Originally by: Junkie Beverage a wizard smoking a bong, also he is fighting a dragon and the dragon is lighting the weed w/ his fire breath
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Talitana
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.09.24 23:09:00 -
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Originally by: Junkie Beverage a wizard smoking a bong, also he is fighting a dragon and the dragon is lighting the weed w/ his fire breath
noice
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Devian 666
Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.09.25 00:34:00 -
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Originally by: Junkie Beverage a wizard smoking a bong, also he is fighting a dragon and the dragon is lighting the weed w/ his fire breath
It's not even page 2 yet.
http://obeythekitten.com/ |
Armoured C
Gallente Federation of Freedom Fighters Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.09.25 01:33:00 -
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Originally by: BlatheBum
Robin Williams is FTW.
i lol'd and then i cried carebears are flying pinyatas
my killboard stats
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Shade Widow
Gallente Thundercats RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.25 02:28:00 -
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Originally by: Opertone Edited by: Opertone on 24/09/2008 17:28:54 you suck sir
I remember back in the day when sir was the most trustworthy person on the block. He lived about two doors down from my home and always cut his yard's grass 1cm above dirt level to get a nice golf green type surface. It wasn't golf he played on it though, instead he took this unusual loaf of bread shaped like a wheel. The middle portion of the bread was cut out and it resembled what most common men would consider a doughnut to look like, but much larger. He would wheel this loaf of bread around with his hands kneeling slightly as he did so, sort of like a kid rolling a snowman up. This would continue on for what seemed like hours before he sped up the rolling and continued making grunting noises as the speed increased. I could never tell if he actually enjoyed this or just did it for the sake of completing some mysterious goal of his deeply embedded in his subconscious. Regardless, the man was dedicated and he would keep going until he was in a near sprint and the bread loaf was nearly falling apart. One day it did just that, expectedly it fell apart half way and created to semi circles. My neighbor decided to take one of the semi circle pieces and place it around his neck as a sort of neck warmer and then took the other and threw it at my window. It was at that moment I knew he knew I knew what he was doing. That glare he gave me that day through my window will send chills down my spine for years to come. Next thing I know my bell is ringing the next morning and when I open the door all that is there is half a grass stained loaf of bread. I didn't want to insult the man but I had to do something to keep him from thinking he could scare the crap out of me like this... so I ate the bread. Besides the taste of freshly mowed lawn and the thought I could have gained a few new parasites within my intestinal tract It wasn't all that bad. I pondered whether the man had cooked the bread himself our bought it from a bakery or possibly outsourced it from Asia. As I contemplated the possibilities and the bread sank soaking in the acids of my stomach, I couldn't help but notice my neighbor glancing from out of the sewer. Just as I caught his eye the lid shut with a loud clang and his wife jumped out of their houses 2nd floor window. She landed head first into the driveway and was most certainly dead at that very moment. I was shocked and came to the conclusion that the bread is what kept their relationship going for all these years. I realized my neighbor was giving me the gift of his wife and that he had ceremoniously broken the bread earlier to show a sign that he was willing to share the most important thing to him with his treasured neighbors. The horror stuck me like an ACME anvil, I had cannibalized his wife. The bread represented her, and I had eaten her whole. Her suicide was all my fault. Seeing no sign of my neighbor at the sewer lid, I knew I had to solve the situation the only way I could. I would have to show my gratitude. I walked up over to his wifes corpse and kissed her on the lips passionately. The thought of kissing a dead person was revolting at the time, but I knew it had to be done. I had to show him that his sacrifice was not in vein and that we could still be friends. I remember her lips tasting of flowers, summer flowers that had long been tossed around in warm winter wind. Thinking of those three W's also gave me an unbearable erection to which made me quickly let go of his wife. I would have to go eat poppy seeds that day, by the thousands to forget my transgressions.
In short, I think if you share your bread with GoonSwarm you will be able to get over this and become friends again.
yay \o/ --- Isk inflation costs muffin enthusiasts thousands of unreal experiences involving older than usual men.
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
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Posted - 2008.09.25 03:58:00 -
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Locked.
Spam.
Mitnal Community Representative CCP Games, EVE Online Email / Netfang |
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