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Megan Maynard Minmatar 17th Minmatar Tactical Wing	Posted - 2008.09.30 14:39:00 - [1] Hi, my name is Meg and I'm a minmatar spec pilot with Controlled Burst lvl 3. (List your stupid skill noobness history here.)
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.09.30 14:40:00 - [2]
Father Dibbles Self Aggrandisement Society	Posted - 2008.09.30 14:43:00 - [3] Hi, my name is Father and I'm a pothead pillhead alcoholic bum coming down in the office, with Controlled Shakes lvl 5.
Faife Minmatar Noctiscion The Black Isle	Posted - 2008.09.30 14:45:00 - [4] i trained assault frigs
Siberys Gallente Nebula Sharks	Posted - 2008.09.30 14:50:00 - [5] I PvEed in a Curse.....
Jana Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.09.30 14:51:00 - [6] I fly a laserMoa...
Terianna Eri Amarr Scrutari	Posted - 2008.09.30 14:52:00 - [7] Originally by: Jana Clant I fly a laserMoa... I fly a laser hurricane
Elena Morin'staal Minmatar Tau Online Explorator Corp	Posted - 2008.09.30 14:53:00 - [8] Edited by: Elena Morin''staal on 30/09/2008 14:54:25 My name is Elena, and I'm a Matari.... I spent ages training my armour resists up high and then went and used Active hardners.... Edit: Yay! My picture is up :) Edit2: Dang, I look topless in this pic...
Nocturnal Avenger Black Plague.	Posted - 2008.09.30 14:59:00 - [9] Matari pilot and believer :) Some two years ago, I trained amarr frigate level 2 (so I could use the executioner (back in the book mark days)). A few months ago I began training for the geddon, and right now I am training amarr bs 5 :/ I feel so ashamed
Boomershoot Caldari Insurgent New Eden Tribe Systematic-Chaos	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:00:00 - [10] Hi I'm Boomershoot. I once lost a ferox in a level 1 mission.

Kahranne Amarr Dark Dominion	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:04:00 - [11] Hi, my name is Kahranne and I'm an unrepentant psychotic who tortures people for fun. I've also trained Small Hybrid Turrets to level 3 out of complete stupidity. >:[
Shad0wsFury Slacker Industries	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:05:00 - [12] I generally fail at everything.
Shakari Sween Space Oddysey Pupule 'Ohana	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:06:00 - [13] Domi pilot with drone durability at lvl 1
Liberator 1 Gallente Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:07:00 - [14] I am Liberator1 and I fly a Megathron with a shield tank.
Yu Yang	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:10:00 - [15] Edited by: Yu Yang on 30/09/2008 15:10:34 Originally by: Megan Maynard Hi, my name is Meg and I'm a minmatar spec pilot with Controlled Burst lvl 3. (List your stupid skill noobness history here.) noob thing in this is that you actuly think that something is wrong with it, should be at l5 tho
Kair Baird	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:13:00 - [16] I fly a nuked pod Why are you in my pod?, GTFO!
Plastician Gulliver Corp Prismatic Refraction	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:17:00 - [17] Hi I'm Plastician and I'm a Minmatar pilot who cross-trained Caldari...and I hate PvE. Now I've got my falcon I'm wondering what to do next.
Fennicus Amarr Heracles.	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:17:00 - [18] I lol'ed once at the freigher loadouts on Battleclinic et al.
Kendar Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:17:00 - [19] Hello everyone, my name is Kendar and 5 years ago i used a tachyonfited megathron to farm npc with... but im clean now and im using hybrids
Siberys Gallente Nebula Sharks	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:21:00 - [20] Originally by: Boomershoot Hi I'm Boomershoot. I once lost a ferox in a level 1 mission. -_- faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllll............

AXE LEEII	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:23:00 - [21] Hi, my name is Axe, afew months ago (when I didn't know my modules) I accidently shield repped a rat, and got my whole fleet concorded, opppps
Ripcha Headov Art of War Exalted.	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:23:00 - [22] i once npc'd in a merlin with sheild boost, armour rep and hull rep! triple tank 4tw
Clair Bear Coalition of Nations Free Trade Zone.	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:25:00 - [23] I've got mining skills trained. I win. /thread and whatnot.
Boomershoot Caldari Insurgent New Eden Tribe Systematic-Chaos	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:27:00 - [24] Originally by: Clair Bear I've got mining skills trained. I win. /thread and whatnot. I also trained Industry to III ______________________________________________
Lord Zoran House of Tempers	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:28:00 - [25] hi my names lord zoran and i'm an alcoholic..... erm and i've killed an unlooted officer wreck.
Another Forum'Alt	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:29:00 - [26] I trained a skill on a disposable alt (not this one) This is not part of my sig.
Seragon Caldari VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD Intrepid Crossing	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:31:00 - [27] My name is Seragon.... and I enjoy mining ice.
Roc Wieler Freeform Industries	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:33:00 - [28] Colonel Wieler here, and I'm almost afraid to confess anything, as I am sure my noobness about my noobness will just bring greater laughter. I ... I have deleted this line about a dozen times now, as every new entry just makes me /facepalm all the more, lol. Let's just say I can't narrow it to only one. "Never start a fight you can win." - Roc Wieler
Reelism	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:33:00 - [29] Edited by: Reelism on 30/09/2008 15:33:16 Hi im Reelism and when i first started playing eve i mined in a iteron...... and left it running while afk. -- Like the storm that's in the making, When the rumbling thunder runs, And the hills and valleys tremble.
Frazzmoz	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:35:00 - [30] Originally by: AXE LEEII Hi, my name is Axe, afew months ago (when I didn't know my modules) I accidently shield repped a rat, and got my whole fleet concorded, opppps ORly? This made me first post.., i LOL'd so much bet you were popular. think i might try this when my fleet members are ****ing me off in Teamspeak heheheh

Eveloution	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:50:00 - [31] Was Flying through 0.0 in a viator (t2)right after DT. Warped to a gate and hit a bubble 54k behind with a solo pilot in a heavy assult ship on the gate. Cloaked and went to approch the gate and was uncloaked . I Hit the mwd to try and make the gate but was podded before I got there. Never was webbied or scramed Did I mention I was in a viator and never tried to warp off !!! Dont play eve before having coffee !! Also I had giant secure container filled with probes of all kinds and gear and the only thing that dropped for the guy was a named invon-field
C7P9 Caldari Genos Occidere deadspace society	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:55:00 - [32] Edited by: C7P9 on 30/09/2008 15:56:08 Hi, I'm C7, purely Caldari missile specced with some gunnery skills (but nothing to write home about). When I was in game for 1 week, I trained Small Energy Turret to lvl2 1/2 until I noticed I showinfoed the wrong item (blasters and lasers sounded so similar at that time) Edit: And you all fail by posting non-skill-related issues like the OP requested.
Abrazzar	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:56:00 - [33] Hi, I'm Abrazzar, a carebear, and I have trained Recon Ships to level IV. -------- Ideas for: Mining
Athena Minoko Mean Corp	Posted - 2008.09.30 15:56:00 - [34] Hi, I'm Athena and I have a Cormorant in my assets from my noob days which I repackaged... and found 4 lasers with 4 different crystals on it... My wife says that "I found the colours pretty" ---- Sig starts here --- "Anyone caught using this exploit will be punished accordingly, as this can easily be tracked and verified in our logs." Pity they can't track or verify anything else.
Veritech knight	Posted - 2008.09.30 16:06:00 - [35] I'm a carebear with cyno field theory trained
Arous Drephius Perkone	Posted - 2008.09.30 16:11:00 - [36] Originally by: Yu Yang Edited by: Yu Yang on 30/09/2008 15:10:34 Originally by: Megan Maynard Hi, my name is Meg and I'm a minmatar spec pilot with Controlled Burst lvl 3. (List your stupid skill noobness history here.) noob thing in this is that you actuly think that something is wrong with it, should be at l5 tho Somebody forgot that minmatar weapons don't use cap?
Jetcast	Posted - 2008.09.30 16:15:00 - [37] I have a shield, armor and hull tanked brutix. I also have a neut-ecm mrym with a hull tank (15k hull and 60% res all round ) I used it to take out a hyperion =)
CompMage Caldari 151st Arch-Angels	Posted - 2008.09.30 16:17:00 - [38] I'm caldari spec and have more gun skills than missile Also, I am the very model of a cartoon individual My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villians in their tracks are froze Then I sneak up, and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchial progeny From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical We are the very model of cartoon individuals!
xDow Fallen Pandas	Posted - 2008.09.30 16:18:00 - [39] I jumped through a gate 1 min after I heard that it was unsafe and got myself blown up. - I has a spaceship.
Highwind Cid	Posted - 2008.09.30 16:25:00 - [40] Originally by: Megan Maynard Hi, my name is Meg and I'm a minmatar spec pilot with Controlled Burst lvl 3. (List your stupid skill noobness history here.) Honest, I have it to lvl 2. No joke. I thought way back when it would improve my cap when I used my artty cannons.

Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.09.30 16:27:00 - [41] Hi, i'm Sheriff Jones and... shaggy voice Wasn't me. My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Yu Yang	Posted - 2008.09.30 16:28:00 - [42] Originally by: Arous Drephius Originally by: Yu Yang Edited by: Yu Yang on 30/09/2008 15:10:34 Originally by: Megan Maynard Hi, my name is Meg and I'm a minmatar spec pilot with Controlled Burst lvl 3. (List your stupid skill noobness history here.) noob thing in this is that you actuly think that something is wrong with it, should be at l5 tho Somebody forgot that minmatar weapons don't use cap? they used to use cap, and if you wasnt there, that makes you nooob already
Terianna Eri Amarr Scrutari	Posted - 2008.09.30 16:31:00 - [43] Originally by: CompMage Also, I am the very model of a cartoon individual My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villians in their tracks are froze Then I sneak up, and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchial progeny From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical We are the very model of cartoon individuals! HOLY SHIT, I REMEMBER THAT ANIMANIACS EPISODE CARTOONS USED TO BE SO BRILLIANT D: __________________________________ Originally by: Arthur Frayn How much to ruin all your holes, luv?
SilentBladez THE INSURGENCY DEFI4NT	Posted - 2008.09.30 16:31:00 - [44] am not ashamed to fly my Omen in public
Talidorn Pandoras Military And Civilian Operations Group Raging Phoenix Alliance	Posted - 2008.09.30 16:32:00 - [45] Hi, I'm Talidorn and I've just trained Gallente Titan I. I then looked at Training Doomsday Operation... only to realize that I had Energy Pulse Weapon I... DOH!!!! And yeah, I'll probably NEVER own a Titan. Tali
Alejandra Xelari Caldari Purge Corp	Posted - 2008.09.30 16:45:00 - [46] I picked civire, and now it's too late to change my mind. Shiiiiiii-
Megan Maynard Minmatar 17th Minmatar Tactical Wing	Posted - 2008.09.30 17:09:00 - [47] Originally by: CompMage I'm caldari spec and have more gun skills than missile Also, I am the very model of a cartoon individual My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villians in their tracks are froze Then I sneak up, and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchial progeny From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical We are the very model of cartoon individuals! awesome
Megan Maynard Minmatar 17th Minmatar Tactical Wing	Posted - 2008.09.30 17:12:00 - [48] Originally by: Megan Maynard Originally by: CompMage I'm caldari spec and have more gun skills than missile Also, I am the very model of a cartoon individual My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villians in their tracks are froze Then I sneak up, and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchial progeny From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical We are the very model of cartoon individuals! awesome better
Aarin Wrath Caldari	Posted - 2008.09.30 17:25:00 - [49] Hi my name is Aarin, and I used to shield tank a Brutix.
Ashley Sky The Scope	Posted - 2008.09.30 17:26:00 - [50] I can fly a Sin. I was hoping for a cloak while warping, jump drive to anywhere, super Domi. Ah la, black ops should be. Instead what I got well, you know.

Terianna Eri Amarr Scrutari	Posted - 2008.09.30 17:37:00 - [51] Originally by: Megan Maynard Originally by: Megan Maynard awesome better Found the song from the original quote =) __________________________________ Originally by: Arthur Frayn How much to ruin all your holes, luv?
Sinistra Arc Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.09.30 17:40:00 - [52] Edited by: Sinistra Arc on 30/09/2008 17:43:16 Hi. I'm Sinistra (or Sini, or Sin). I keep trying to shove a Berserker sw-900 in my Vigil. And I can't use heavy drones yet. Also, I'm still attempting to interpret the obscure language that is the C.A.O.D..
DK Metz Amarr	Posted - 2008.09.30 17:42:00 - [53] hi im metz i trained up mobile refinery to lvl 4 :P
Cailais Amarr VITOC	Posted - 2008.09.30 17:47:00 - [54] Hi, I'm Cailais. I tried to build some cap boosters last week, but found all my build slots (well my 1 build slot) was occupied. On inspection it appears I have built 1 x Tristan which rolled of the production line and is still awaiting collection) in.....2006. And I can't fly either.
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE	Posted - 2008.09.30 17:52:00 - [55] Hi, I'm Misanth. I once lost a Heretic to station guns in low sec. For some reason I thought I was in 0.0 and tried to pop a cyno Kestrel.
Spigoe Lone Starr Corporation	Posted - 2008.09.30 17:57:00 - [56] Edited by: Spigoe on 30/09/2008 17:58:07 Hi, I'm Spigoe. I've had Gallente BS V for four years, and I'm training for T2 blasters now. After large T2 AC and Arty, and small T2 pulses. Which ARE trained, just to clarify. ;> EDIT: Clarification.
Gasi Kobayashi Lone Starr Corporation	Posted - 2008.09.30 18:25:00 - [57] Originally by: Spigoe Edited by: Spigoe on 30/09/2008 17:58:07 Hi, I'm Spigoe. I've had Gallente BS V for four years, and I'm training for T2 blasters now. Hi, my name is Gasi and I just discovered my corp mate had a Gallente BS lvl 5 for four years, and he doesn't have T2 blasters ................ Love, Gasi Kobayashi ___________________________ Relax. Everything is just my opinion.
Raymond Sterns Utopian Research I.E.L. The ENTITY.	Posted - 2008.09.30 18:32:00 - [58] Hi, my name is Raymond, I'm from 2005 and only have 14 mill SP. _
Theran Emoner Interstellar Federal Forces Phoenix Rising Alliance	Posted - 2008.09.30 18:37:00 - [59] Hi, my name is Theran and once, i accidentally a kestrel
Jin Roh Wreckless Abandon G00DFELLAS	Posted - 2008.09.30 18:43:00 - [60] Hi my name is Jin Roh, I fly a Avatar, Titan class, and i still can not use a capital armor repper. I do however have the remote armor repping skill at lvl 5

Cpt Branko Surge.	Posted - 2008.09.30 19:06:00 - [61] Edited by: Cpt Branko on 30/09/2008 19:06:27 I have Large Projectile Turret V & assault ships V, enough said. I also bought a Breacher once and promptly suicided it against a low-sec Mothership, because it was that ugly. Eh, I also have controlled bursts III, but that's only because I started out flying Gallente frigates ;) Originally by: Aarin Wrath Hi my name is Aarin, and I used to shield tank a Brutix. Shield buffered Brutix is how the experts fly it Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Lothris Andastar	Posted - 2008.09.30 19:09:00 - [62] Hi I'm Lothris and I have Transport Ships lvl 4 Originally by: Eran Laude " . . . for the Chribbonian one was both light and dark, seen and unseen, mining and inanely chatting in Amarr local at once, And the people said unto him: "Oh Chribba, why art
Illwill Bill Minmatar Scandinavian Carebears AB	Posted - 2008.09.30 19:35:00 - [63] I've killed more ships using a passive-tanked Drake, than I have with all other ship types together.
WhiteGhostBear	Posted - 2008.09.30 19:37:00 - [64] Hello. I am WhiteGhostBear. I am an Amarr pilot with Medium Projectile Weapons at Level 3 so that I could put some of them on my Prophecy.
Stormwind Bloodfeather Minmatar Sogdian Traders Inc	Posted - 2008.09.30 19:53:00 - [65] Originally by: CompMage I'm caldari spec and have more gun skills than missile Also, I am the very model of a cartoon individual My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villians in their tracks are froze Then I sneak up, and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchial progeny From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical We are the very model of cartoon individuals! The Original... The Pirates of Penzance. oh GOD I'm old. I actually REMEMBERED THIS! Storm In EVE, your only friend is your ship and it's weapons. All others are the enemy!
Highwind Cid	Posted - 2008.09.30 20:29:00 - [66] Originally by: Cpt Branko Edited by: Cpt Branko on 30/09/2008 19:06:27 I have Large Projectile Turret V & assault ships V, enough said. I also bought a Breacher once and promptly suicided it against a low-sec Mothership, because it was that ugly. Eh, I also have controlled bursts III, but that's only because I started out flying Gallente frigates ;) Originally by: Aarin Wrath Hi my name is Aarin, and I used to shield tank a Brutix. Shield buffered Brutix is how the experts fly it Whats wrong with Large Projectile Turrent V?
mentalmonkey Gallente Mixed Metaphor	Posted - 2008.09.30 21:09:00 - [67] Originally by: WhiteGhostBear Hello. I am WhiteGhostBear. I am an Amarr pilot with Medium Projectile Weapons at Level 3 so that I could put some of them on my Prophecy. I remember in the lolAmarr days when someone posted a BS (apoc/geddon) fit and someone replied "Well you're Amarr, so you probably already have large AC spec IV..." and then went on to suggest a fit using T2 large ACs. So nothing too wrong there, although a lots changed since then, including me developing the urge to scream "OMFG Amarr ROXORS ONE ONE ONE!!!" I have too have had Gal BS 5 for some time and still a while away from T2 large blasters (Domi FTW).
Nyphur Pillowsoft	Posted - 2008.09.30 21:16:00 - [68] Hi, my name is Nyphur and I was once killed while mining in a Moros. Pillowsoft - Join the Pillowsoft Gallente Militia, get free ships and support.
Stinky McPoopyPants Minmatar Ninjas N Pirates	Posted - 2008.09.30 21:17:00 - [69] Hello i am Stinky and i just finished Assualt Frig V last night and i can't afford a Assault Frigate so i fly a shield tanked rifter.
Something Random Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.09.30 21:18:00 - [70] I once had a skill report that it had completed... level 6. It was mining/industry related but the exact one i cant rememeber sadly. The pop-up came onscreen and in the log it was also reported as level 6 - much copy pasting ensued with hilarity in corp.

Illwill Bill Minmatar Scandinavian Carebears AB	Posted - 2008.09.30 21:23:00 - [71] That was a bug. I remember reading about it.
Naibasak	Posted - 2008.09.30 21:29:00 - [72] Trained up an alt up on the same account for a couple months just to take some screenshots of some faction ships..... Still donÆt know why I didnÆt put those skills on my main.
thelung187 Destructive Influence Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.09.30 21:35:00 - [73] Hello, I'm thelung187. I once was podded in a taranis by a ganking-fit badger back when ECM was point-based and not-chance based. I was then podkilled by said badger pilot because I was lol'ing at my own stupidity in local with him and didn't warp away and he locked/killed me. Beat that. [ 2005.05.19 22:54:23 ] InnerDrive > only solution safespot till you leave or mine in empire till you leave or s
Kaeten Hybrid Syndicate	Posted - 2008.09.30 21:47:00 - [74] Hi, my name is Kaeten and I started with 13 charisma. ________________________ I'M POOR
DigitalCommunist Obsidian Core	Posted - 2008.09.30 22:04:00 - [75] Originally by: Megan Maynard Hi, my name is Meg and I'm a minmatar spec pilot with Controlled Burst lvl 3. (List your stupid skill noobness history here.) Y'know, Projectiles did have a cap use not too long ago. Depends when you started that determines if you nubbed up.
Countess Vanya	Posted - 2008.09.30 22:20:00 - [76] On my original character I didn't realise the importance of the attribute enhancer skills and spent nearly 6 months training combat skills with WillP and Perception 12
Takon Orlani Caldari Chaos Monkeys Monkey Religion	Posted - 2008.09.30 22:45:00 - [77] I'm Takon Orlani, and I have a blaster ferox.
Antarr Slagh Trans Eve Organization	Posted - 2008.09.30 23:03:00 - [78] I have ACs on my omen.
Calprimus Caldari School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2008.09.30 23:37:00 - [79] Hi, my name is Calprimus and I'm a mission runners and carebear. And I have Carrier 5, Fighter 5, Dread 5, Citadel Torpedo 5, ........
ZERG RUSHKEKE Gallente Royal Enterprise Bionic Dawn	Posted - 2008.10.01 00:15:00 - [80] Edited by: ZERG RUSHKEKE on 01/10/2008 00:15:33 Hi im ZERG RUSH and I am not Asian. ---------------- "O Maker, help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded."

Opertone Caldari SIEGE. United Legion	Posted - 2008.10.01 00:24:00 - [81] hi , I am caldari and I fly a hauler :S
dabag	Posted - 2008.10.01 02:19:00 - [82] hi my names Debag and my cara is only a couple months old because i forgot my password/login name to my account that i started playing in 2004 after i took a couple years out. so i lost all my skills, money and ships and am now starting from zero, orgignal cara's name is scummy and a couple old posts can still be found useing a forum search. still gutted at forgetting
Verx Interis Amarr Aurora Security Cosmic Anomalies	Posted - 2008.10.01 04:58:00 - [83] I'm a fully 100% Amarr pilot, and I have 4 SP in small hybrid turret. Now no matter what I do I have this unsightly level 0 skill in gunnery that detracts from the racks of level 4 and 5 skills T_T And no I'm not training it. That would make me able to use a weapon besides lasers (and missiles for the Khanid ships). --------- Friggin signature size limit. The Eve professions list
Saietor Blackgreen The First Foundation	Posted - 2008.10.01 05:12:00 - [84] I've been scanning and clearing highsec Angel anomalies for salvage in Vagabond. --- Redesign local/scanner feature - make the place huge, dark and scary again!
Silver Night Caldari Naqam Exalted.	Posted - 2008.10.01 05:29:00 - [85] My name is Silver Night, I haven't mined since before mining barges were introduced to the game. I've never flown a mining barge. I have Mining Barges 5. -------------- The Clown Man. GLS Mr. State Caldari Patriot. Sansha's Nation Supporter
Jimer Lins Gallente Noir. Trinity Nova Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.01 05:32:00 - [86] I didn't realize I only had Warp Drive Operation 1 until my first 150 AU system. Corp and Personal killboard
Jimer Lins Gallente Noir. Trinity Nova Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.01 05:37:00 - [87] My name is Jimer Lins and my one and only podding was by sentries in Old Man Star. Corp and Personal killboard
Recon Three 181st Legion	Posted - 2008.10.01 05:42:00 - [88] My name is Recon and I've been around for a year and only have 9.5M SP. I'm also Caldari and only have 600k SP in Missiles. Go me! __________
Bai ZongTong Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.10.01 05:43:00 - [89] Originally by: Ripcha Headov Edited by: Ripcha Headov on 30/09/2008 16:11:30 i once npc'd in a merlin with sheild boost, armour rep and hull rep! triple tank 4tw same here!!! except i did it in a griffin. --- Bai ZongTong, responsible for all the lossmails in my corp.
chiisai sakana	Posted - 2008.10.01 05:57:00 - [90] Hi, I'm Chiisai and I fitted a hurricane with a tachyon beam laser.

5yndr0m3 Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.01 06:31:00 - [91] Hi I am 5yndr0m3. I was suckered in to being Caldari. I thought "military supremacy" meant kill everyone. Little did I know that it meant kill npcs. Also, I have trained in Rockets lvl 4. and then it went bang.
fivetide humidyear Gallente EXCESS10N	Posted - 2008.10.01 08:22:00 - [92] hello, i'm fivetide humidyear. I didn't read that the gallente were of french origin until i was 2 months in. c'est la vie.
Flash Bombardo Minmatar	Posted - 2008.10.01 08:31:00 - [93] Originally by: fivetide humidyear hello, i'm fivetide humidyear. I didn't read that the gallente were of french origin until i was 2 months in. c'est la vie. Is that not the greatest science fiction novel evar ? "I have not problem with prostitute, but the kiddy dools is to much for me" - Orcan
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.10.01 08:31:00 - [94] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 01/10/2008 08:31:46 Oh and...i don't have a titan My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Malcanis RuffRyders Axiom Empire	Posted - 2008.10.01 09:44:00 - [95] Originally by: Boomershoot Originally by: Clair Bear I've got mining skills trained. I win. /thread and whatnot. I also trained Industry to III I have.. oh god this is so difficuly... I have... I HAVE MINING UPGRADES TRAINED TO LEVEL THREE. AND I MINED IN A ROKH. There, I said it. I hope you can all forgive me.
Mr Pentex	Posted - 2008.10.01 10:12:00 - [96] Hello My name is Mr.Pentex. I bought a Maelstrom for my last ISk, undocked and asked a Corp member to try my sheilds. Well him being a player for many many years, and with one broad side from his Golem he podded me, and when I realised that I forgot to insure my boat I logged of and curled up in an corner of the room and louthed in my stupidety.
Morrow Disca Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.10.01 10:28:00 - [97] I'm Morrow, i once lost a faction fitted Nightmare to concord :< My opinions are my own, they may not match the opinions of my Corp or Alliance.
Mkhai Bastion Minmatar	Posted - 2008.10.01 11:38:00 - [98] hehe When I first started I saved my iskies and bought a bomb launcher first thing...I still have the stupid sucker.
Kurt Gergard Caldari Custodes Mandati Imperii	Posted - 2008.10.01 11:53:00 - [99] Hi, I am Kurt Gergard. I made a typo in my name (should be gerhard) and realised it 3 months after making my character. I also have all blaster spec and no rail gun ones and fly all the caldari gun ships with blasters. Reading the caldari description I belived that they are pvp gods and realised much later they are not. ================================================ "No plan has ever survived the contact with the enemy" von Moltke
fivetide humidyear Gallente EXCESS10N	Posted - 2008.10.01 12:23:00 - [100] Originally by: Flash Bombardo Is that not the greatest science fiction novel evar ? maybe second best, use of weapons is slightly better but not by much i was feeling very unimaginative when i signed up and most of the other top Banks names had gone another confession to keep on track: my corp name has numbers in it and i promise i will never do it again. i am training amarr.

Ooyama Caldari Rastana CMP Motivated and Determined	Posted - 2008.10.01 12:42:00 - [101] Hi, my name is Ooyama, and i have a revelation with a cloak in the 4'th hi. "Yama".
H Lecter Gallente The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2008.10.01 12:42:00 - [102] Hi, my name is H Lecter - I trained Nanite Operation without having the Thermodynamics skill And once I jumped with my Dominix from Orvolle to PF-346 after hearing someone saying on Vent 'Gate is clear' (that guy was talking about a completely different gate and I got vaporized by the 30 man Burn Eden camp in PF )
Tranquil Hegemony Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2008.10.01 12:59:00 - [103] My name is Tranquil Hegemony and I fly a Crusaderàdespite having Evasive Maneuvering 4. Comes from getting podded twice with no cloneàsweet! (Oh, and my name is taken from easily the best sci-fi novel)
Exlegion New Light	Posted - 2008.10.01 13:25:00 - [104] I'm a pack rat . I probably have billions worth in loot, salvage wrecks, ores, and other stuff. But I really don't know since I just stuff everything I get my hands on to station containers and forget about them. One of us equals many of us. Disrespect one of us, you'll see plenty of us. - Gang Starr
thelung187 Destructive Influence Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.10.01 13:32:00 - [105] Originally by: dabag hi my names Debag and my cara is only a couple months old because i forgot my password/login name to my account that i started playing in 2004 after i took a couple years out. so i lost all my skills, money and ships and am now starting from zero, orgignal cara's name is scummy and a couple old posts can still be found useing a forum search. still gutted at forgetting I had this problem once before, if you directly email CCP support (versus just filing a petition), and can provide them the information they need (your name, email address you registered with, Credit Card you started the account with, etc.) they will hook you up. They helped me out, only took a few days of email tag to sort it :) [ 2005.05.19 22:54:23 ] InnerDrive > only solution safespot till you leave or mine in empire till you leave or s
Ethaet Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.10.01 13:37:00 - [106] Originally by: Lothris Andastar Hi I'm Lothris and I have Transport Ships lvl 4 YOU FAIL IT. I mined in an iteron as a newb for 1 day before I realised it sucked. -------------------------------------------------------------- Seriously, we need some kind of separation between the post and signature. There you go. Now that wasn't so hard
Kendar Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.10.01 13:40:00 - [107] i have trained gallente titan to 4 and dd op to 4 and im not in any alliance or will probably never fly a titan
canihazurstuff Hard Corp Carbide and Diamonds Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.01 13:51:00 - [108] I've lost 2 hulks to rats.. and.. I trained to mine.. all a waste.
Evil Pookie BURN EDEN Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.01 17:40:00 - [109] Edited by: Evil Pookie on 01/10/2008 17:40:44 Originally by: H Lecter Hi, my name is H Lecter - I trained Nanite Operation without having the Thermodynamics skill And once I jumped with my Dominix from Orvolle to PF-346 after hearing someone saying on Vent 'Gate is clear' (that guy was talking about a completely different gate and I got vaporized by the 30 man Burn Eden camp in PF ) LIES!!!!! we are too anti-social to have ever had more than 20 in corp :(
Ecnav Gallente Noir. Trinity Nova Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.01 19:15:00 - [110] Hi, I'm Nav. I once thought the skills to increase the performance of nanite repair paste effected armor repairers __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ A ship while docked is safe... But that isn't what ships were made for.

Amalath Tari Tau Online Explorator Corp	Posted - 2008.10.01 21:12:00 - [111] I'm Amalath Tari. I once lost 2 auto'canes to a single level 2 mission. I also cross trained Caldari, before realising Gallente ships are better. ùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùSigùùùùùùùùùùùùùù The magic behind Minmatar ships is the fact that there is only one type of Minmatar ship. The only variation is when they decide to stop building it.
Jimer Lins Gallente Noir. Trinity Nova Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.01 21:40:00 - [112] Hi, I'm Jimer Lins, and I once looted a Dread Guristas Invulnerability Field from a belt rat, didn't realize what it was and nearly melted it down. I then used it on my Vexor for ratting because I didn't know about armor and shield tanking. I didn't find out what it was worth for six more months, but I was glad I still had it. Corp and Personal killboard
Chomin H'ak The Trivenerate	Posted - 2008.10.01 22:11:00 - [113] Hello, my name is H'ak and I can fly and own a hulk. I hardly use it but yeah... exhumers III... yay Originally by: Frenden Dax My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.
Kuar Z'thain Destructive Influence Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.10.01 22:46:00 - [114] My name is Kuar and I was ordered to train Ice Mining by XirtamVOTF. ....and I listened.
Copyleft	Posted - 2008.10.02 02:47:00 - [115] For over 6 months I've not had more than 10 Million ISK. When I finally had 20M, I bought a Covert ops and I still use it
Cyb3r Thr3at The Scope	Posted - 2008.10.02 03:46:00 - [116] Edited by: Cyb3r Thr3at on 02/10/2008 03:47:59 Originally by: Jana Clant I fly a laserMoa... LOL! Feel your shame.. go & hide now!
LaVista Vista Conservative Shenanigans Party	Posted - 2008.10.02 04:03:00 - [117] Hi, my name is lavista and I never had an up-to-date clone(My PvP character has, no worry )
Sort Dragon	Posted - 2008.10.02 14:01:00 - [118] I once podded my alt with smart bomb when i forgot he was there worst thing was he had full set +4 implants :(
Megan Maynard Minmatar 17th Minmatar Tactical Wing	Posted - 2008.10.02 14:19:00 - [119] HAHA just remembered the worst concordekon I ever had. Wanted to test my hyena against a destroyer. Stole something from a buddy of mine and had autotarget on............. This hyena was rigged with poly carbs, had all t2 gear, was a damn expensive ship back when they cost 50-60 mil a pop. He targets me, I web him before he fires...... I then proceed to swear loudly and warp. I learned that Concord doesn't let you get away lol.
Cipher7	Posted - 2008.10.02 14:22:00 - [120] Hi I'm a mission running alt with Mining level 5, Astrogeo level 5 and Exhumer level 4. ---

Echo Vector Gallente The Wild Bunch	Posted - 2008.10.02 16:40:00 - [121] Edited by: Echo Vector on 02/10/2008 16:40:53 Not only do I mine, I lost a Covetor.............to belt rats...............in a .6 system.....because I fell asleep before turning on the tank............... ( hangs head in total shame )
KappDendo	Posted - 2008.10.02 17:42:00 - [122] Hi im KappDendo and I once took a rapier to Nol when i was bored to 'see what it was like.' I didnt last long.
kor anon Amarr Sons Of The Fallen BROTHERS GRIM.	Posted - 2008.10.02 17:43:00 - [123] Hey im kor anon and my sig analysis is not 5
TAKEMEOVER	Posted - 2008.10.02 18:29:00 - [124] Hi, my name is TAKEMEOVER and I lost a Hulk while afking in a belt, in hisec.
Blastil	Posted - 2008.10.02 18:35:00 - [125] I'm Blastil, and I've been playing EVE for over a year, and couldn't fly BS until a few days ago
Dark 'Shadow Shadow Fire Industries	Posted - 2008.10.02 19:07:00 - [126] Hi, my name is Dark 'Shadow, and I have exhumers lvl 5 trained....
Amarrian Cougar Amarr Spastic Corp	Posted - 2008.10.02 20:16:00 - [127] Hi, my name is Cougar and I trained every races Frigate skill to three. :( I also went on the test sever and bought 100,000 dreadnaughts, reprocessed them and then reprocessed the components. It locked my entire PC up and corrupted my client forcing a reinstall.
Jimer Lins Gallente Noir. Trinity Nova Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.02 20:19:00 - [128] Originally by: Amarrian Cougar Hi, my name is Cougar and I trained every races Frigate skill to three. :( I also went on the test sever and bought 100,000 dreadnaughts, reprocessed them and then reprocessed the components. It locked my entire PC up and corrupted my client forcing a reinstall. Corp and Personal killboard
Amarrian Cougar Amarr Spastic Corp	Posted - 2008.10.02 20:26:00 - [129] Originally by: Jimer Lins Originally by: Amarrian Cougar Hi, my name is Cougar and I trained every races Frigate skill to three. :( I also went on the test sever and bought 100,000 dreadnaughts, reprocessed them and then reprocessed the components. It locked my entire PC up and corrupted my client forcing a reinstall. Yeah, I should have petitioned it.
Falcon Troy Caldari State Protectorate	Posted - 2008.10.02 20:30:00 - [130] Edited by: Falcon Troy on 02/10/2008 20:32:25 Hi my name is Falcon Troy and I was a noob once. Almost 3 years sober though. I ejected from my brand new, painstakingly bought Thorax (With which I was mining in) and went back to station to get my Badger so I could grab the minerals I was mining into a jetcan (Huurrr). My Thorax was gone when I returned. _____________ Hai.

Kuar Z'thain Destructive Influence Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.10.02 20:44:00 - [131] Since a lot of people are posting stupid things they did not related to skills, I guess I'll post this as well. I once piloted a hauler with about a billion in goods, drunk. 35 Jumps through 0.0.... ...and lost it jumping into Amarr cause I had -2.6 standing.
mechtech Deep Space Productions	Posted - 2008.10.02 21:10:00 - [132] I'm mechtech and I lost 600m to a stock scam I should have seen coming from a mile away (PTEC) I'm mechtech and because I was ****ed about losing all of my isk in a stock scam I suicided my only battleship into a mission.
Elysarian Minmatar dudetruck corp	Posted - 2008.10.02 21:45:00 - [133] On my old char (about 3 years ago) I was a total noob and fired at a station to "see what would happen"... On this char, I hav e the skillls to fly a Matari tier 3 BS but not the ISK to buy one
MarleWH Infortunatus Eventus Obsidian Empire	Posted - 2008.10.02 22:25:00 - [134] I needed to fly an industrial for the first time since I started playing, so I went 4 jumps through 0.0 to buy the skill for it. I got back, corp mate traded me a hauler, and I found I had trained the skill industry, instead of Amarr Industrial.
dan drorgar Minmatar Warped Mining	Posted - 2008.10.02 22:38:00 - [135] Originally by: Nocturnal Avenger Matari pilot and believer :) Some two years ago, I trained amarr frigate level 2 (so I could use the executioner (back in the book mark days)). A few months ago I began training for the geddon, and right now I am training amarr bs 5 :/ I feel so ashamed That's nothing, I own and fly an Archon and a Revelation now. And my favourite lowsec ship is a Drake. Of course, for BS work I still use Tempests - because noone bothers to primary them.
terje Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2008.10.02 23:28:00 - [136] Edited by: terje on 02/10/2008 23:35:20 Edited by: terje on 02/10/2008 23:29:47 I got into m0o on a trial basis many years ago. On my first day all was going well Until The FC told me to jump into a bottle neck system to scout. About 30 hostiles on the gate. I stayed cloaked and quickly ran off what we were up against. There where 2 scorpions in the hostile gang and as I warped off to a planet in my ceptor the FC asked me " are the scorps on the gate " to which I said yes. The m0o gang fancied there chances 3 to 1 outnumbered because the scorps where in range, As they jumped in I could here everyone on Teamspeak going apeshit." Those fck*g Scorps arn't on the gate, There 100km off " They took out 10 hostiles before all was lost. When I logged on the next day I found myself in an NPC corp. Any one else remember this? I havent been able to get into a BOB corp since. just in case m0o was before your time
Aloriana Jacques Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2008.10.02 23:49:00 - [137] Hi, I'm Jacques, and I train whatever I want, when I want, usualy with no goal in mind other then wanting to get X skill up. The only goal I ever had was getting a hulk, and I did that. I'm thinking of working to get a freighter after finishing all my learnings. WOOT! Almost done! Only...like....2 and a half months to go! - - - Aloriana Jacques - Skill Sheet
ChickenOfDoom	Posted - 2008.10.02 23:55:00 - [138] Originally by: Echo Vector Edited by: Echo Vector on 02/10/2008 16:40:53 Not only do I mine, I lost a Covetor.............to belt rats...............in a .6 system.....because I fell asleep before turning on the tank............... ( hangs head in total shame ) I can do one better. The exact same thing, except in a Typhoon. Mining in a .6. Uninsured.
Hiro Apropos	Posted - 2008.10.03 00:07:00 - [139] Hi, Hiro Apropos here, and I have slowly built up a HUGE amount of EW skills - and yet I dont own one
Aerath Ineya	Posted - 2008.10.03 00:16:00 - [140] I tried to do level 4 Recon (3 of 3) in a shuttle. I have Armor Compensations (from character creation as Gallente), but I fly Caldari ships up to command ship :P. ----------- Hey, I'm the webmaster of a new webcomic. Come check us out! Not Enough BBQ (Thread)

Shinzann Sten Industries	Posted - 2008.10.03 03:51:00 - [141] My name is Shinzann and I lost an Ishtar in a level 4 mission because I fitted the wrong armour mods... and I picked a helluva wrong time to go afk bio I could have sworn Sansha did Kin/Therm damage! newb skill: Timing === Q u o t e: If the servers aren't up, its not a hotfix.
Shinzann Sten Industries	Posted - 2008.10.03 03:56:00 - [142] Originally by: Ashley Sky I can fly a Sin. I was hoping for a cloak while warping, jump drive to anywhere, super Domi. Ah la, black ops should be. Instead what I got well, you know. You too, eh? === Q u o t e: If the servers aren't up, its not a hotfix.
Allen Ramses Caldari Typo Corp	Posted - 2008.10.03 04:14:00 - [143] My name is Allen, and I fly Caldari boats in PvP... By myself . ____________________ Pimped out Raven to run level 4 missions quickly: 210 Mil ISK. Realizing your 120 Mil ISK Drake gets the job done faster: Priceless.


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