Busy prepping for the burnig of Jita, April 28th.

They're all busy buying guard dogs.

Or if they have dogs, they are all busy hiding them from dog assassins.

Beeing a good samaratian[sic]...

It seems they have recently left the Forums after months of daily posting, and the timing is of great concern.

Rumour on the street is that a certain game company is trying to limit the damage from a certain internet bullying scandal and certain members of a gay hook up site are being removed from the discussion due to making what are deemed to be inappropriate remarks or comments regarding the events that have occurred.

Due to recent events, I have become concerned about some of your forum warriors.
It seems they have recently left the Forums after months of daily posting...

Logistics Checklist:

-1800 Tornados (Check)
-1800 Players (Check)
-In Jita
-Shoot stuff
-Durr

A logistical nightmare, I'm sure.

Rumour on the street is that a certain game company is trying to limit the damage from a certain internet bullying scandal and certain members of a gay hook up site are being removed from the discussion due to making what are deemed to be inappropriate remarks or comments regarding the events that have occurred.

lawl

They're all busy buying guard dogs.

Or if they have dogs, they are all busy hiding them from dog assassins.

you kind of look like a dog, a dog that has learned a very impressive trick, trolling k9.never seen one of those before.
I once saw a dog that would take a crap, get a towel and try to wipe his own behind..that was impressive, but you sir, you trolling k9, you top him.

The forums seemed a lot better as of this morning. Hmmm.... no more Ladie Harlot to shitpost everywhere.

I wonder whether she is reading these things smashing the keyboard and writing her responses out on paper, or if she discovered the outdoors for the first time.

I'm pretty much exhausted after trying in vain again and again to point out the hypocrisies of Issler and DariusIII to the masses of pubbie filth. Everyone was so busy lynching The Mitanni over a triviality that they had no time to notice those two taking advantage of a mentally fragile person's illness for their own political gain... in a video game.

So I'll be taking a break from the forums for a while to help murder everything in Tenal.

I don't get it. I look like a dog? I'm a trolling canine?

Don't forget that the smug will be wiped off the bandwagoneers' filthy faces when, you know, Jita burns.

Show me on the starmap where the bad Goons are about to touch you.

The filth puts on a brave face. They only mock our blapping of Jita because they're unable to comprehend the Clusterfuck's ability and willingness to engage in total war. Our enemy's in 0.0 space know this and its one of the reasons the stakes and pressure are so high out there. Empire will learn too late what it is like to have an enemy that doesn't quit and is willing to absorb absurd levels of damage to inflict pain and suffering upon them. Even if turning Jita into a wasteland of wrecks were to destroy the CFC, we would still do it.

The filth puts on a brave face. They only mock our blapping of Jita because they're unable to comprehend the Clusterfuck's ability and willingness to engage in total war. Our enemy's in 0.0 space know this and its one of the reasons the stakes and pressure are so high out there. Empire will learn too late what it is like to have an enemy that doesn't quit and is willing to absorb absurd levels of damage to inflict pain and suffering upon them. Even if turning Jita into a wasteland of wrecks were to destroy the CFC, we would still do it.

I don't get it. I look like a dog? I'm a trolling canine?

Busy prepping for the burning of Jita, April 28th.

This deserves some MASS ATTACK quotage:

"Bring your worst, fool yourselves into acting like you really accomplished something and the general population will shrug you off like they always do and the only ones who will remember will be you as you circle jerk each other over it again and again.
High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****. "

I'm pretty much exhausted after trying in vain again and again to point out the hypocrisies of Issler and DariusIII to the masses of pubbie filth. Everyone was so busy lynching The Mitanni over a triviality that they had no time to notice those two taking advantage of a mentally fragile person's illness for their own political gain... in a video game.

So I'll be taking a break from the forums for a while to help murder everything in Tenal.

THANK JESUS the Goon shiptoasting has been replaced by the anti-Goon shiptoasting. Swings and roundabouts, I suppose. But damn.

Again some MASS ATACK:
"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."

The filth puts on a brave face. They only mock our blapping of Jita because they're unable to comprehend the Clusterfuck's ability and willingness to engage in total war. Our enemy's in 0.0 space know this and its one of the reasons the stakes and pressure are so high out there. Empire will learn too late what it is like to have an enemy that doesn't quit and is willing to absorb absurd levels of damage to inflict pain and suffering upon them. Even if turning Jita into a wasteland of wrecks were to destroy the CFC, we would still do it.

Tell that to the endless amount of crying on this very forum over our ice interdictions. Jita is going to make that look like a holiday.

I remember people in Tolle before the ice interdiction saying the Goons wouldn't go through with it.

So many wrecks. So many.

Tell that to the endless amount of crying on this very forum over our ice interdictions. Jita is going to make that look like a holiday.

"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."

Lather, rinse. Repeat.

That's what I said!

"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."

Lather, rinse. Repeat.

See what I mean. He's just a talking mechanical box. No brain inside. Knock on the casing and it rings hollow.

See what I mean. He's just a talking mechanical box. No brain inside. Knock on the casing and it rings hollow.

The lather, rinse, repeat is what he does afk while mining

Queen

He sure is caring pretty hard for not caring.

fixed

As you are sitting there ABLOOBLOOBLOOOBLLOOOOOOOO crying.

As you are sitting there ABLOOBLOOBLOOOBLLOOOOOOOO crying.

I like how you're adopting the memes of the very people you despise.

Me too, it's quite fun.

Typical goon arrogance. It's almost as though their leader weren't a media clown making a moron of himself on Twitter.

I like how you're adopting the memes of the very people you despise.

I think they are all just taking a much needed rest after their JABBER PING, ALLIANCE AND CORP MAIL Rally cry to the forums to support the Mittanis post about stepping down, only to see that Darius got a nice retort in at post #6. After four days of 24 hour shifts doing damage control, they have earned a break-even if their attempt fell flat.

~1282~

The filth puts on a brave face. They only mock our blapping of Jita because they're unable to comprehend the Clusterfuck's ability and willingness to engage in total war.

Actually, I am pretty sure no one gives a toss, and during the siege of Jita, people will just fly around to other trading outposts.

Sure you guys will kill some people who are unaware that Goonswarm even exists, but this has the makings of an epic fail because you're giving people 30 days notice to stock up and get the frak out of dodge.

Goon: "We're going to hurt you SO BAD!"

Jita Traveler: "Oh my, I am terrified."

Goon: "Yes, in 30 days, we will bring untold pain and misery to your sector!"

Jita Traveler: "Oh, 30 days. Lots of time to go do something else then. Cheers."

Ohai Darth. Can you read your sig?

Okay,thats all for now.

If Jita is empty, we can call "Op success!" and move on for auxilliary targets anywhere the **** we want.

Yeah, that is totally as epic as "Burn Jita!"

Dear Bee Bob,

Thank you for your concern. it is nice to know that you are concerned.

I have been well. I closed two very big data center deals in the last week, and my commissions are probably more than you make in 5 years. I won't even mention what I make for a base salary - that would be rude, so I won't go there.

I hope you are well. I know I am.

Kisses and hugs!

Dear Bee Bob,

Thank you for your concern. it is nice to know that you are concerned.

I have been well. I closed two very big data center deals in the last week, and my commissions are probably more than you make in 5 years. I won't even mention what I make for a base salary - that would be rude, so I won't go there.

I hope you are well. I know I am.

Kisses and hugs!

Goon talks about how well he's doin IRL to overcome certain in-game deficiencies. More at 11.

baba booey.

Busy committing suicide.

Goonswarm, home of the vag.

Seriously, find your nuts guys.

The TEARS omg the TEARS.

RMS filthalt talks about how poor he perceives others to be doing in-game, despite reality, to overcome certain out-of-game deficiencies. More at 6.

See what I just did there?