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Canis Trucido	Posted - 2008.10.03 14:58:00 - [1] many of you may never heard of the wake up routine known as the 'terminator'. It was revealed to me on a forum a long time ago. It's where when your in the shower, you kneel down on one knee like arnold in the first terminator.as the water pours over you, you play the terminator theme track in your head. as the beat picks up, you slowly raise up to full height, and step out of the shower. Today i bring you...the pod pilot! what you do is make sure the room is very cold. lay down in the shower all bunched up like someone just threw you there. soon, turn off the water, and let the water drain off your body and from the floor of the shower. then, once sifficiently cool, you stand up, imagiing yourself haveing just got done with a massive space battle, and you just ejected from your pod. now your ready to greet the day
Rifter Drifter Minmatar Greatly Reducing Inflation Every Fight	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:03:00 - [2] Seriously, you told me you'd removed all the cameras!
Sephy'Ra	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:04:00 - [3] This is actually another point to be added to the "You know you played too much EVE if ..." -list. Go on! cough weirdo cough
Rifter Drifter Minmatar Greatly Reducing Inflation Every Fight	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:06:00 - [4] Originally by: Sephy'Ra "You know you played too much EVE if ..." wow, you need to edit that before some random Achura player decides to start off #96651 v1.01.3.1a
Flash Bombardo Minmatar	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:08:00 - [5] Crazy fool is crazy. "I have not problem with prostitute, but the kiddy dools is to much for me" - Orcan
Windows Firewall	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:09:00 - [6] I like to smother myself in vaseline then skid down the hall way naked. 0_o
Rifter Drifter Minmatar Greatly Reducing Inflation Every Fight	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:10:00 - [7] Originally by: Windows Firewall I like to smother myself in vaseline then skid down the hall way naked. 0_o i know you. i am going to kill you (in game)
Windows Firewall	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:11:00 - [8] But do you liek Mudkpiz?!
Winterblink Body Count Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:11:00 - [9] warp drive active \| nature vraie
Rifter Drifter Minmatar Greatly Reducing Inflation Every Fight	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:15:00 - [10] Originally by: Winterblink Weird, i'm listening to you out of game.. and talking to you ingame (forums online) #42 ftw
Terianna Eri Amarr Scrutari	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:16:00 - [11] what the... __________________________________ Originally by: Arthur Frayn How much to ruin all your holes, luv?
Traidor Disloyal The Really Awesome Players	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:21:00 - [12] I don't think I will do that. --------------------------------------------- Love is having a second account with a cov ops pilot
Windows Firewall	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:23:00 - [13] I also Like to take the big clear plastic box out of the bottom of the fridge and use it to look at the bottom of my sink when it's full of water...
Jana Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:32:00 - [14] Weird thread is weird. Join New Eden Research today and never worry about queues again!
Morrow Disca Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:48:00 - [15] .... My opinions are my own, they may not match the opinions of my Corp or Alliance.
Cheng Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:51:00 - [16] lol ! ----
chadwill Gallente MicroFunks	Posted - 2008.10.03 15:56:00 - [17] Originally by: Windows Firewall I also Like to take the big clear plastic box out of the bottom of the fridge and use it to look at the bottom of my sink when it's full of water... :P
Kendar Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.10.03 16:06:00 - [18] im gonna test this!!! and ill squirt lube all over myself and pretend its the goo thats from the pod \o/ it will be awesome
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.10.03 16:28:00 - [19] The proper EVE wake up is as follows: - 6am get woken up by a swift hit on the head with a newspaper. - 6am-7am read and learn how to operate the toilet. - 7am go to toilet, ready as you'll ever be, get hit on the head with a newspaper and realise the toilet is occupied. - 7am-8am camp outside toilet, witing to get there. - 8am get to toilet. Get hit with toilet roll to the head. - 8.15am, go for breakfast, dodge the pan, get hit by the fridge door. - 8.30am, get cerial, only to realise someone urinated on them. - 8.45am, after finishing said cerial still, get hit with newspaper and told to do the dishes. - 9am, done with dishes, told to do again. - 10.15am, finally out the door, after doing the dishes for several times. Notice car stolen. Petition police. Logs show nothing. - 11.15am get to work with "corp mates" car, rookie ship at best. - 11.15am-19.15pm, mine. - 19.15pm, leave work, notice rookie ship stolen, contemplate on podding yourself, forgot to clone. - 19.45pm, land on gatecamp, get all isk and rest of stuff stolen. - 19.48pm, get hit by news paper after all stuff taken. - 20.15pm, get home, notice door broken and home corpthefteted(it's a word!) - 20.20pm, petition police, (you know what goes here). - 21.20pm, get hit on head with newspaper as "corp mate" comes home. - 22.00pm, go to bed early. - 22.15pm, try to dock with corpmate, get kicked out of server. - 22.30pm, log into Couch Online. - 6am, get woken up by a swift hit on the head with a newspaper. My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
000Hunter000 Gallente Missiles 'R' Us	Posted - 2008.10.03 18:59:00 - [20] Originally by: Windows Firewall I like to smother myself in vaseline then skid down the hall way naked. 0_o Thats disturbing en incredibly funny at the same time!!! Me gf wondered why i was chuckeling when i read that, and it's hard to explain why smothering oneselves in vaseline and sliding down the hallway is funny. _______________________________________________________ CCP, let us pay the online shop with Direct Debit!!!
Haradgrim Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION	Posted - 2008.10.03 19:05:00 - [21] Noobs, who has time for wake-up routines? if your alarm is going off; it means there's a POS bashing OP you're expected to be at! Now dust yourself off soldier and get back infront of that frankenstein rig you call a pc and load up your support and capital accounts! -- Originally by: CCP Oveur ...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
Gneeznow Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.10.03 19:07:00 - [22] Originally by: Canis Trucido many of you may never heard of the wake up routine known as the 'terminator'. It was revealed to me on a forum a long time ago. It's where when your in the shower, you kneel down on one knee like arnold in the first terminator.as the water pours over you, you play the terminator theme track in your head. as the beat picks up, you slowly raise up to full height, and step out of the shower. words cannot describe the awesome
Rhatar Khurin Minmatar Native Freshfood	Posted - 2008.10.03 19:11:00 - [23] I normalkly, wake up eat weetabix. then finish off the warm can of beer on my desk that i failed to drink the night before and turn on my pc.
Rifter Drifter Minmatar Greatly Reducing Inflation Every Fight	Posted - 2008.10.03 19:24:00 - [24] Originally by: 000Hunter000 Originally by: Windows Firewall I like to smother myself in vaseline then skid down the hall way naked. 0_o Thats disturbing en incredibly funny at the same time!!! Me gf wondered why i was chuckeling when i read that, and it's hard to explain why smothering oneselves in vaseline and sliding down the hallway is funny. i relate to you man, we should hang together, SUP, blood.. Innit? - I'm using all the young words properly right?? Guise? Guise? oh..
ShardowRhino Caldari Legion 0f The Damned	Posted - 2008.10.03 21:03:00 - [25] Originally by: Kendar im gonna test this!!! and ill squirt lube all over myself and pretend its the goo thats from the pod \o/ it will be awesome you might want to stay clear of any prisons.
Letri Bimmet Gallente Estrale Frontiers BlackWater.	Posted - 2008.10.03 21:25:00 - [26] this thread is full of awesome...keep it up
Demitria Fernir Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2008.10.03 21:31:00 - [27] Originally by: Sheriff Jones The proper EVE wake up is as follows: - 6am get woken up by a swift hit on the head with a newspaper. - 6am-7am read and learn how to operate the toilet. - 7am go to toilet, ready as you'll ever be, get hit on the head with a newspaper and realise the toilet is occupied. - 7am-8am camp outside toilet, witing to get there. - 8am get to toilet. Get hit with toilet roll to the head. - 8.15am, go for breakfast, dodge the pan, get hit by the fridge door. - 8.30am, get cerial, only to realise someone urinated on them. - 8.45am, after finishing said cerial still, get hit with newspaper and told to do the dishes. - 9am, done with dishes, told to do again. - 10.15am, finally out the door, after doing the dishes for several times. Notice car stolen. Petition police. Logs show nothing. - 11.15am get to work with "corp mates" car, rookie ship at best. - 11.15am-19.15pm, mine. - 19.15pm, leave work, notice rookie ship stolen, contemplate on podding yourself, forgot to clone. - 19.45pm, land on gatecamp, get all isk and rest of stuff stolen. - 19.48pm, get hit by news paper after all stuff taken. - 20.15pm, get home, notice door broken and home corpthefteted(it's a word!) - 20.20pm, petition police, (you know what goes here). - 21.20pm, get hit on head with newspaper as "corp mate" comes home. - 22.00pm, go to bed early. - 22.15pm, try to dock with corpmate, get kicked out of server. - 22.30pm, log into Couch Online. - 6am, get woken up by a swift hit on the head with a newspaper. my head just exploded in a blast of 5-flavoured awesomeness along with armored space unicorns with lasers.
PounderPlums McLovin	Posted - 2008.10.03 21:45:00 - [28] I call's dis one da "Rodeo" Wake up Scarf myself in shower with max hot water while i kunk fu grip my punder plums in my left hand i round da world my flight stick with my right as my poodle licks the peanutbutter from my devils onion ring. Then i grab that poodle, peanut butter, duct tape and a bit of razor wire and really go to town.
Armoured C Gallente Federation of Freedom Fighters Executive Outcomes	Posted - 2008.10.03 21:54:00 - [29] Originally by: Windows Firewall I also Like to take the big clear plastic box out of the bottom of the fridge and use it to look at the bottom of my sink when it's full of water... BILL BAILEY FREEKING LOVE HIM ...saw him in sheffield (as i live there) hey ASDA i aint gonner be your Biatch!!!!!!!
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE	Posted - 2008.10.03 21:58:00 - [30] Originally by: Canis Trucido what you do is make sure the room is very cold. lay down in the shower all bunched up like someone just threw you there. soon, turn off the water, and let the water drain off your body and from the floor of the shower. then, once sifficiently cool, you stand up, imagiing yourself haveing just got done with a massive space battle, and you just ejected from your pod. now your ready to greet the day ..that just made me picture Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil. Now that's a silly picture to get stuck on your head, I'll want to be podded.

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