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Anubis Assassin
Caldari Heavens Gate Consortium
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Posted - 2008.10.05 19:22:00 -
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Edited by: Anubis Assassin on 05/10/2008 19:23:43 Edited by: Anubis Assassin on 05/10/2008 19:23:02 I knew nothing about this until someone at work told me about it. So I get home and Google it up... Apparently, aliens will be parking one of their ships over Alabama (where I am...) for 3 days.
Video (there's more on youtube): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zhzvbBOu_I
Or just search around on google for "aliens on october 14".
Me, I think it would be pretty damned awesome, but I also highly doubt it's gonna happen. Though, it would be nice...
Kinda makes me wonder though, it this gonna be like the Gallente and are we going to end up like the Caldari?
Edit: Oh, and what makes it even better? The name of this alien group is "The Federation of Light".
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kor anon
Amarr Sons Of The Fallen BROTHERS GRIM.
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Posted - 2008.10.05 19:30:00 -
[2]
If it does happen i wanna be the first to kill one and mount its head on my wall
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Lord Fargo
Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.05 19:58:00 -
[3]
Sounds like Amarr with a Harbinger, Wonder what mods its got on it, can't wait........must.....wait
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LaVista Vista
Conservative Shenanigans Party
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Posted - 2008.10.05 20:24:00 -
[4]
Haha. This is funny.
I will be looking forward to the 17th when it turns out there was no aliens anyways 
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Lord Fargo
Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.05 20:33:00 -
[5]
Only aliens arriving on the 14th is the illegal workers :D What a load of hippy crap seriously if you believe this crap this woman is saying you realy need to have good hard look at your life, Or stop playing eve 
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Jago Kain
Amarr Pan Galactic Traders
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Posted - 2008.10.05 20:54:00 -
[6]
Nuke it from the surface; it's the only way to be sure.
___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |

Lord Fargo
Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.05 20:58:00 -
[7]
Need to pod them or something but we only got internet spaceships what we gonna do!!!!
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goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.05 21:00:00 -
[8]
I am surprised, most prophecies say"about 100trillion blah blah years from now", this one says 9 days from now, I would like to see how this turns out.
Personally it would be cool if this is true, however, theres a 99.9% chance its not and I will be able to dance around and say everybody that supported this was wrong and they were all nutjobs.
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Illwill Bill
Minmatar Scandinavian Carebears AB
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Posted - 2008.10.05 21:27:00 -
[9]
I believe it when I see it. It's certainly not impossible, but if the aliens are smart enough to get here, then they should be smart enough to avoid us.
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armas
Gallente Dark Centuri Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.05 21:50:00 -
[10]
Alabama? 
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Vabjekf
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Posted - 2008.10.05 21:52:00 -
[11]
isn't this just viral marketing for some movie?
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Alice'Dee
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Posted - 2008.10.05 22:03:00 -
[12]
Oh shit they are coming! And worst of all they are stupid hippie new age bums from outer space! Well i hope their defensive shields are as good as they say if they decide to bring their higher vibrations of love to my place. |

Gabrialle
Amarr Sunspot Requisitions Worlds End Consortium
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Posted - 2008.10.05 22:08:00 -
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the aliens have heard 'sweet home alabama' on the radio and want to know whats so good about the place, thus theyre visiting.
What isnt explained in the vid is that they will be phase-cloaked and thus we wont see them and planes will be able to fly straight through them. Then they'll realise alabama sucks and skip on over to the UK for some real fun! 
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goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.05 22:09:00 -
[14]
Originally by: armas Alabama? 
No wonder they think we are all idiots.
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Roxanna Kell
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.10.05 22:25:00 -
[15]
When i hear Americans say aliens, i always assume they mean illegal foreigners. \As for Aliens, It will be nice if they exist, and deep inside, i believe there is way too much out there that we have no clue about.
Quote: There is no Dishonor in winning fools, so do it any way you can.
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Terail Zoqial
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.05 23:28:00 -
[16]
Freaky vid, it made avg die and me feel all spooky like
Well, if it happens looks like humanity will never be the same again, if it's the usual hoax...well, we're all pretty much used to them by now.
If I had 1 isk for every ******ed comment, I'd have a titan by now. |

Xue XinMao
West Wind Waylanders
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Posted - 2008.10.05 23:32:00 -
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Originally by: Terail Zoqial Freaky vid, it made avg die and me feel all spooky like
Well, if it happens looks like humanity will never be the same again, if it's the usual hoax...well, we're all pretty much used to them by now.
Its the usual hoax, There is another video attempt by this girl, but lies were read in her eyes. you know, like a bad actor such as tom cruise.
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Vladimir Ilych
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.10.05 23:55:00 -
[18]
The aliens I am waiting for wont be here until 2009
Mores the pity.
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B0rn2KiLL
Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.10.06 00:31:00 -
[19]
1 assault frigate would take over the earth tbh.
I for one welcome our new alien overlords. ---
Originally by: Oveur It's important to understand that EVE is a "PvP" focused game
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Atomos Darksun
Infortunatus Eventus Obsidian Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.06 00:53:00 -
[20]
Edited by: Atomos Darksun on 06/10/2008 00:54:46
Originally by: Vabjekf isn't this just viral marketing for some movie?
Dead Space, actually.
Originally by: Amoxin My vent is talking to me in a devil voice...
Atomos' Guide to Forum Flaming |

Terail Zoqial
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.06 01:18:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Atomos Darksun Edited by: Atomos Darksun on 06/10/2008 00:54:46
Originally by: Vabjekf isn't this just viral marketing for some movie?
Dead Space, actually.
Really looking forward to that game, it looks pretty awesome.
If I had 1 isk for every ******ed comment, I'd have a titan by now. |

the Entity
Fah King Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.06 02:29:00 -
[22]
true or not, i just hope they bring a shyteload of weed with them, damn love giving hippies!!!
_______________________ is this my sig?
no this is :P
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.06 03:40:00 -
[23]
I love the youtube comments where people are all ****ed off that the aliens are gonna visit the US 
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Sirial Soulfly
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Posted - 2008.10.06 03:43:00 -
[24]
I for one welcome our new overlords!
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.06 05:18:00 -
[25]
I got to about 15 seconds into the vid before turning it off. Those silly effects and the text to speech reading some drivel made it obvious that it's just another voice hearing cuckoo trying hard to gain some fame.
Chances are the only voices she really hears are the ones telling her to take her medication. Everyone hears voices in their head, the only difference is most of us know it's only our imagination talking to us.
-- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. |

LaVista Vista
Conservative Shenanigans Party
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Posted - 2008.10.06 05:19:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Dantes Revenge Everyone hears voices in their head, the only difference is most of us know it's only our imagination talking to us.
Waaaait.
Are you sure about that?
I sure don't hear voices. 
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Brock Nelson
Caldari Flux Technologies Inc
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Posted - 2008.10.06 05:56:00 -
[27]
That's funny...isn't Oct 14 Canada's Election Day?
Drones | Rigs | Ships BPO and BPC |

Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.06 06:37:00 -
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Originally by: LaVista Vista
Originally by: Dantes Revenge Everyone hears voices in their head, the only difference is most of us know it's only our imagination talking to us.
Waaaait.
Are you sure about that?
I sure don't hear voices. 
Then you don't have a brain
If you decide to go out for a drink, you only have to think something along the lines of "I'm going to go down to the bar" and you can hear you own voice in your head saying it to you. Even as you read this, you will hear your own voice in your head speaking this text. That voice can change if you think the person who wrote it is crazy, a crazy voice will read it to you (like the one you're probably hearing now - before you say it ).
-- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. |

Karma
Eve University
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Posted - 2008.10.06 08:53:00 -
[29]
I was expecting this to be about Aliens: Colonial Marines
... and now I'm all disappointed.
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Complete Tart
Gallente University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.10.06 10:22:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Vabjekf isn't this just viral marketing for some movie?
No, it's not.
Here's a youtube vid of one of the people who has predicted this. She got this message through ...ummm...channeling
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Kazuma Saruwatari
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.06 10:32:00 -
[31]
probably linked to some ARG.
Else, another cuckoo on youtube -
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XenoPagan
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Posted - 2008.10.06 10:33:00 -
[32]
would be cool if aliens turned out to be those bobbly guys from Mars Attacks
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Thuranni
B and D
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Posted - 2008.10.06 10:43:00 -
[33]
This is written by a human, and moreover, this is written by a american.
Originally by: "Aliens" > We wish it to be understood that on the 14th day of your month of October in the year 2008 a craft of great size shall be visible within your skies. It shall be in the south of your hemisphere and it shall scan over many of your states.
We give to you the name of Alabama.
It has been decided that we shall remain within your atmosphere for the minimum of three of your twenty four hour periods.
First off - Why do the "aliens" call a day "24 hour period", but appear to use the word "hour" just as we do? A hour is much more arbitrary than a day - A day is one full revolution of the earth, whereas we just sort of decided a couple of thousand years ago that we'd split this cycle into 24 equally sized units for no good reason. A alien would be more familiar with the concept of a day than it would be of a hour.
Second - it mentions it would "scan over many of your states". Only in the USA is the State any significant - In most other countries that have states, a state is more similar to a county in it's function, whereas in the USA a state is a quasi-independent nation/government. Aliens that are technologically advanced enough to travel intergalactic distances would likely not really give a damn about our little forms of government.
Also - Come on, look at the webpage of the cook who claims to have "channeled" this message. Lolpage. Why would aliens make their existence known to some hillbilly psychic soccer mom? 
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.06 14:58:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Thuranni Why would aliens make their existence known to some hillbilly psychic soccer mom? 
Jeff Foxworthy explained this phenomenon once. Part of it has to do that rednecks are attracted to shiny objects being beer cans, bass boats, lures, and UFO's, and that they usually happen in that order. |

Rialtor
Amarr Yarrrateers
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Posted - 2008.10.06 20:13:00 -
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this reminds me of the great event by leonard cohen:
Quote:
It's going to happen very soon. The great event which will end the horror. Which will end the sorrow. Next Tuesday, when the sun goes down, I will play the Moonlight Sonata backwards. This will reverse the effects of the world's mad plunge into suffering, for the last 200 million years. What a lovely night that would be. What a sigh of relief, as the senile robins become bright red again, and the retired nightingales, pick up their dusty tails, and assert the majesty of creation!
Oddly enough, next tuesday is October 14th.
---- sig ----
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world... Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. |

Terail Zoqial
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:38:00 -
[36]
Well, it passed without an event. Who could ask for less 
/me awaits the next great event of interest that wont happen.
If I had 1 isk for every ******ed comment, I'd have a titan by now. |

Alex Raptos
Caldari The Firestorm Millennium
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:47:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Terail Zoqial Well, it passed without an event. Who could ask for less 
/me awaits the next great event of interest that wont happen.
If your talkin bout this, the fourteenth aint passed yet.
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:49:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Terail Zoqial Well, it passed without an event. Who could ask for less 
/me awaits the next great event of interest that wont happen.
Holy Quantum time Warp Batman!
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Terail Zoqial
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.06 22:50:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Terail Zoqial Well, it passed without an event. Who could ask for less 
/me awaits the next great event of interest that wont happen.
Holy Quantum time Warp Batman!
oops, date on my PC had jumped a day forward, hence avg being borked 
If I had 1 isk for every ******ed comment, I'd have a titan by now. |

Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.06 23:12:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Terail Zoqial
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Terail Zoqial Well, it passed without an event. Who could ask for less 
/me awaits the next great event of interest that wont happen.
Holy Quantum time Warp Batman!
oops, date on my PC had jumped a day forward, hence avg being borked 
More like 8 days forward. This requires a theme song
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Anubis Assassin
Caldari Heavens Gate Consortium
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Posted - 2008.10.07 00:09:00 -
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Originally by: Thuranni This is written by a human, and moreover, this is written by a american.
Originally by: "Aliens" > We wish it to be understood that on the 14th day of your month of October in the year 2008 a craft of great size shall be visible within your skies. It shall be in the south of your hemisphere and it shall scan over many of your states.
We give to you the name of Alabama.
It has been decided that we shall remain within your atmosphere for the minimum of three of your twenty four hour periods.
First off - Why do the "aliens" call a day "24 hour period", but appear to use the word "hour" just as we do? A hour is much more arbitrary than a day - A day is one full revolution of the earth, whereas we just sort of decided a couple of thousand years ago that we'd split this cycle into 24 equally sized units for no good reason. A alien would be more familiar with the concept of a day than it would be of a hour.
Second - it mentions it would "scan over many of your states". Only in the USA is the State any significant - In most other countries that have states, a state is more similar to a county in it's function, whereas in the USA a state is a quasi-independent nation/government. Aliens that are technologically advanced enough to travel intergalactic distances would likely not really give a damn about our little forms of government.
Also - Come on, look at the webpage of the cook who claims to have "channeled" this message. Lolpage. Why would aliens make their existence known to some hillbilly psychic soccer mom? 
You're one to reticule someone's grammar :P You stop and think (this is assuming they are real..., shut up..), I dunno, maybe they're trying their best to put it into words we all would understand? Maybe the majority of their studies of us has been over the US and assumed that the rest of the world was similar? Where are you from? I'm from the US and I know a lot of people in other countries that use English well enough, but make simple mistakes similar those...
No I'm not flaming you or defending anyone, I'm just saying, you along with almost everyone else needs to stop seeing things in only one way and view it from multiple angles (which is why everyone wants to come to me to be a mediator I think...).
Those that assume to know so much about the southern United States, you do know that "hillbilly soccer mom" is from the UK, right? Honestly, I'm not actually from Alabama, I've only lived here for a few years now, but I know the comedic nature of comedians like Jeff Foxworthy (and others) is just purely for comedy. Some truth to it, but more emphasized on comedy than actual fact...
/rant
Sorry, just tired of hearing everyone's assumptions that we're all redneck idiots because we have a different accent...
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Alex Raptos
Caldari The Firestorm Millennium
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Posted - 2008.10.07 00:44:00 -
[42]
Edited by: Alex Raptos on 07/10/2008 00:44:27
Originally by: Anubis Assassin Sorry, just tired of hearing everyone's assumptions that we're all redneck idiots because we have a different accent...
Not all of you, just the president! Oh wait hes just a warmonger, like his daddy 
Anyway, if they're so advanced, why would they research a whole planet based on one country?. Even humans know you need all the facts to make out an average 
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Terail Zoqial
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.07 01:10:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Terail Zoqial
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Terail Zoqial Well, it passed without an event. Who could ask for less 
/me awaits the next great event of interest that wont happen.
Holy Quantum time Warp Batman!
oops, date on my PC had jumped a day forward, hence avg being borked 
More like 8 days forward. This requires a theme song
thanks for that, it's always good when you can have a little laugh at yourself 
If I had 1 isk for every ******ed comment, I'd have a titan by now. |

Alexeph Stoekai
Stoekai Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.07 01:42:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Thuranni
Second - it mentions it would "scan over many of your states". Only in the USA is the State any significant - In most other countries that have states, a state is more similar to a county in it's function, whereas in the USA a state is a quasi-independent nation/government. Aliens that are technologically advanced enough to travel intergalactic distances would likely not really give a damn about our little forms of government.
I'll just go ahead a lol a bit here, okay? Let's see the definition of the word, since you don't seem entirely in the clear on it:
state (plural states)
1. Any sovereign polity. A government. 2. A political division of a federation retaining a degree of autonomy, for example one of the fifty United States. See also Province. 3. A condition. 4. Pomp, ceremony, or dignity. 5. (computing) The stable condition of a processor during a particular clock cycle. 6. (computing) The set of all parameters relevant to a computation. 7. (computing) The values of all parameters at some point in a computation. 8. (anthropology) A society larger than a tribe. A society large enough to form a state in the sense of a government.
Emphasis mine.
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Raashka
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Posted - 2008.10.07 01:48:00 -
[45]
Edited by: Raashka on 07/10/2008 01:51:43
K so here's how we'll let them know we're coming, first we'll use a way of cominication generaly disregarded as fake by the entire population of this planet as backwards mumbojumbo, we'll telepathicly instruct a single person to record a repeating beta wave and then have her recite our message over it, the caveat will be her using a built in winamp plugin to make it look realy cool and then post it on Youtube. Hands? k lets do it
edit... all this assuming they have the capacity to learn our language but lacking the skill to transmit radio waves, which would be alot more effective in convincing the populace of ALABAMA to tell the Government not to shoot down a spaceship
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.07 02:45:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Raashka convincing the populace of ALABAMA to tell the Government not to shoot down a spaceship
This is Alabama we're talking about here. They'll shoot it themselves then find the person with the most missing teeth to talk about it on camera.
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Florio
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.10.07 06:23:00 -
[47]
the trouble with aliens is, it is hard to know how to kill them. at least with zombies you kinda know a chainsaw and sniper rifle are the ultimate weapons. what are the best ways i should be preparing for alien defence?
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HankMurphy
Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.10.07 06:43:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Florio the trouble with aliens is, it is hard to know how to kill them. at least with zombies you kinda know a chainsaw and sniper rifle are the ultimate weapons. what are the best ways i should be preparing for alien defence?
first off. get that tinfoil hat on! any plans you come up with are USELESS if they probe your mind first and see what we have in store for them.
get in your basement and start stocking supplies. dont go outside, let the curious gen. pop. fools die in the first wave and learn from their mistakes
the only thing i'm prepared to say here openly (as i'm sure they are reading this thread as we speak) is get lots of guns and ammo. even if they are useless on the aliens we may have to put down some of our own brainwashed populous during the holocaust
stock up on cleaning supplies, petroleum products, alcohol, who knows what chemicals may do to their flesh once exposed. we will have to experiment.
/i'll be in my basement ------------------------------ everybody be cool this is a threadjack! just lay face down on the ground and no one will get hurt! |

Vabjekf
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Posted - 2008.10.07 07:47:00 -
[49]
touch aliens they die from cooties
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Alice'Dee
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Posted - 2008.10.07 11:31:00 -
[50]
Don't worry guys, Ordo Xenos has been notified of this heresy. Exterminatus imminent. |

Thuranni
B and D
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Posted - 2008.10.07 11:38:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Anubis Assassin
Originally by: Thuranni This is written by a human, and moreover, this is written by a american.
Originally by: "Aliens" > We wish it to be understood that on the 14th day of your month of October in the year 2008 a craft of great size shall be visible within your skies. It shall be in the south of your hemisphere and it shall scan over many of your states.
We give to you the name of Alabama.
It has been decided that we shall remain within your atmosphere for the minimum of three of your twenty four hour periods.
First off - Why do the "aliens" call a day "24 hour period", but appear to use the word "hour" just as we do? A hour is much more arbitrary than a day - A day is one full revolution of the earth, whereas we just sort of decided a couple of thousand years ago that we'd split this cycle into 24 equally sized units for no good reason. A alien would be more familiar with the concept of a day than it would be of a hour.
Second - it mentions it would "scan over many of your states". Only in the USA is the State any significant - In most other countries that have states, a state is more similar to a county in it's function, whereas in the USA a state is a quasi-independent nation/government. Aliens that are technologically advanced enough to travel intergalactic distances would likely not really give a damn about our little forms of government.
Also - Come on, look at the webpage of the cook who claims to have "channeled" this message. Lolpage. Why would aliens make their existence known to some hillbilly psychic soccer mom? 
You're one to reticule someone's grammar :P You stop and think (this is assuming they are real..., shut up..), I dunno, maybe they're trying their best to put it into words we all would understand? Maybe the majority of their studies of us has been over the US and assumed that the rest of the world was similar? Where are you from? I'm from the US and I know a lot of people in other countries that use English well enough, but make simple mistakes similar those...
No I'm not flaming you or defending anyone, I'm just saying, you along with almost everyone else needs to stop seeing things in only one way and view it from multiple angles (which is why everyone wants to come to me to be a mediator I think...).
Those that assume to know so much about the southern United States, you do know that "hillbilly soccer mom" is from the UK, right? Honestly, I'm not actually from Alabama, I've only lived here for a few years now, but I know the comedic nature of comedians like Jeff Foxworthy (and others) is just purely for comedy. Some truth to it, but more emphasized on comedy than actual fact...
/rant
Sorry, just tired of hearing everyone's assumptions that we're all redneck idiots because we have a different accent...
I not once insulted the United States or it's populace. What the hell are you talking about?
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Rodj Blake
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.07 13:00:00 -
[52]
They may claim to come in peace, but really they're all lizards with rubber human masks who eat mice, want to steal all of Earth's water and enslave the population.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Great Artista
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.07 13:33:00 -
[53]
Professional trolls are professional.  _______
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Illwill Bill
Minmatar Scandinavian Carebears AB
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Posted - 2008.10.07 13:34:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Rodj Blake They may claim to come in peace, but really they're all lizards with rubber human masks who eat mice, want to steal all of Earth's water and enslave the population.
Bloody Amarr!
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TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK
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Posted - 2008.10.08 02:22:00 -
[55]
re enslavement of earth population
i think you might find quite a lot of the population would appreciate the work to be honest...
failing that you might find a exadose of aliens from the usa heading home to mexico...
(yeah i know, my spelling failed) |

Herschel Yamamoto
Bloodmoney Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.10.08 04:27:00 -
[56]
I know it's theoretically possible, but let me assure you, there's no way that the NDP will win the election. We shouldn't have to worry about aliens for several more years. ------------------ Herschel's Lottery #1 - Win a Kronos! |

The Crucifier
Amarr Fraternitas Ardoris
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Posted - 2008.10.08 07:59:00 -
[57]
This alien invasion is more ridiculous than creationism.
www.painted-ork.com |

Terail Zoqial
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.08 08:20:00 -
[58]
2012 Evolution - Update on October 14th and First Contact from Commander Adama    
Yey, the bsg ship will save us all! 
If I had 1 isk for every ******ed comment, I'd have a titan by now. |

Nathanial Victor
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.10.08 08:34:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Terail Zoqial 2012 Evolution - Update on October 14th and First Contact from Commander Adama    
Yey, the bsg ship will save us all! 
Jesus christ!
So let me get this straight,
Max Headrome's son is going to show up in a pinstripe suit with a bunch of aliens and take us over?
I hated Max Headrome. The future is going to suck big time.
"one more spam thread will get you a warning. - Thanks Hutch. " isn't a warning of a warning a warning? or just a warning of a warning? didnt he just get 'the warning'?
my head hurts |

TheBro
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Posted - 2008.10.08 19:43:00 -
[60]
Look, I'm not one to usually respond to this sort of thing, however, for those of you desperately trying to dissect why the aliens would say or talk about stuff that doesn't quite make sense to us....well, duh?!? Even if they were light years ahead, technologically speaking, and even if this WAS real, whatever they say and how they say it probably isn't going to make a whole lot of sense to us. We're used to our own dialect, not that of an alien being. They're trying their best to get a message across using language that we can somewhat understand.
It's funny how simple we are as a race. Good thing that those of us in the know are able to prepare.
Seriously though...have you ever thought about this? The reason they may be sending these announcements through a kooky, nutcase group like the Federation of Light is the fact that maybe they really DO want to make the announcement, but we all know that if they were to contact the government, that it would quickly be covered up as it would cause a worldwide panic. So channeling it through the GFOL will at least get the word out, but people WON'T panic because more than likely, we'll dismiss them as crazy, like most of us are doing now. But I bet it will be in the back of your mind....which is exactly the plan.
It will sort of 'soften' the level of shock when one of you Alabama black snake rednecks goes outside to take a **** in one of the broken down rusted cars that litter your yard, and you see a Titan hovering above your city.
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Terail Zoqial
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.08 19:49:00 -
[61]
Originally by: TheBro Look, I'm not one to usually respond to this sort of thing, however, for those of you desperately trying to dissect why the aliens would say or talk about stuff that doesn't quite make sense to us....well, duh?!? Even if they were light years ahead, technologically speaking, and even if this WAS real, whatever they say and how they say it probably isn't going to make a whole lot of sense to us. We're used to our own dialect, not that of an alien being. They're trying their best to get a message across using language that we can somewhat understand.
It's funny how simple we are as a race. Good thing that those of us in the know are able to prepare.
Seriously though...have you ever thought about this? The reason they may be sending these announcements through a kooky, nutcase group like the Federation of Light is the fact that maybe they really DO want to make the announcement, but we all know that if they were to contact the government, that it would quickly be covered up as it would cause a worldwide panic. So channeling it through the GFOL will at least get the word out, but people WON'T panic because more than likely, we'll dismiss them as crazy, like most of us are doing now. But I bet it will be in the back of your mind....which is exactly the plan.
It will sort of 'soften' the level of shock when one of you Alabama black snake rednecks goes outside to take a **** in one of the broken down rusted cars that litter your yard, and you see a Titan hovering above your city.
I agree, they couldn't get a message though via the government and they would have to rely on peeps.
The short of it is, we would all freaking love a spaceship to hover around earth and signal a new age for humanity, plus I think all of us in this community would love to fly in space.
The reality is though, we live on earth and is sucks monkeys. REALLY cool stuff doesn't happen on this dull planet, not on an epic scale anyhoo's.
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SgtDeaux
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Posted - 2008.10.11 11:38:00 -
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Its psycological warfare.. Everyone relax we come in peace..put down your weapons...FIRE! Screw that if they appear I intend to go down fighting I have enough rounds to get at least 200 of them, assuming I dont get wacked early :) I will make the first alien string of ears ever worn in the united states..I hope they are the pretty glowing guys that you always see on tv "greys" I think they call them...I bet they taste like chicken..mmmmmmmmmm
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.10.11 16:01:00 -
[63]
There is simple scientifically proven fact that will show you this ain't gonna happen:
Cool stuff like this never happens to you.
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annoing
F.M.J. operations
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Posted - 2008.10.11 20:19:00 -
[64]
Originally by: The Crucifier This alien invasion is more ridiculous than creationism.
LIES!!!
Nothing is more ridiculous than the concept of creationism. In fact, as much as this woman and her 14th october sh1te winds me up (in fact anyone who believes in this "aliens come to earth" bullsh1t winds me up), dumb-ass creationists wind me up more... nothing more dangerous than an ignorant religious fanatic .. step up Sarah Palin.
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Avaan Eclipse
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.10.11 23:36:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Terail Zoqial 2012 Evolution - Update on October 14th and First Contact from Commander Adama    
Yey, the bsg ship will save us all! 
Wat?
Sooo, let me get this straight, the Illuminati are bankrupt which is killing the economy. Therefore there are aliens coming from some ucreatively named galactic government to help us in some way that some badly animated 3D model isn't allowed to tell us.
So, extremely technologically advanced aliens think our economy is the biggest problem on this planet.
Yeah right... 
And, the Illuminati? Someone went a little too far off there 
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mercyonman
Caldari Cryogenic Consultancy Black Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.12 14:59:00 -
[66]
WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER FRIGGIN OBAMA. GO WAY ALIENS.
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goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.12 15:52:00 -
[67]
Originally by: annoing
Originally by: The Crucifier This alien invasion is more ridiculous than creationism.
LIES!!!
Nothing is more ridiculous than the concept of creationism. In fact, as much as this woman and her 14th october sh1te winds me up (in fact anyone who believes in this "aliens come to earth" bullsh1t winds me up), dumb-ass creationists wind me up more... nothing more dangerous than an ignorant religious fanatic .. step up Sarah Palin.
Religion didnt bring forth the atom bomb.
Its not religion thats the problem, its the people that twist it.... And as you can see, science can be twisted to fit our needs aswell.
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Sirial Soulfly
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Posted - 2008.10.13 11:40:00 -
[68]
Are they here yet?, its the 14th in some parts of the world already.
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sableye
principle of motion Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.10.13 11:49:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Sirial Soulfly Are they here yet?, its the 14th in some parts of the world already.
yer they just cloacked at the momant
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Roxanna Kell
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.10.13 11:54:00 -
[70]
Was this worth a thread?
Quote: There is no Dishonor in winning fools, so do it any way you can.
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jason hill
Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.13 12:25:00 -
[71]
not really 
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.13 15:30:00 -
[72]
Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 13/10/2008 15:30:14
Originally by: Sirial Soulfly Are they here yet?, its the 14th in some parts of the world already.
We've gotta assume that since the arrival is in Alabama that it'll be the 14th of tomorrow (confusing I know) so we got another 12 hours or so.
EDIT: Everyone make sure you've got a youtube account so we can flame the hell out of those videos at that time.
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goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.13 16:04:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 13/10/2008 15:30:14
Originally by: Sirial Soulfly Are they here yet?, its the 14th in some parts of the world already.
We've gotta assume that since the arrival is in Alabama that it'll be the 14th of tomorrow (confusing I know) so we got another 12 hours or so.
EDIT: Everyone make sure you've got a youtube account so we can flame the hell out of those videos at that time.
Im ready and willing to flame on command.
WHOS WIT ME?
/me finds out that aliens really come tomarrow and they yell at me for bad mouthing them .
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Shmak DatAsh
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.13 16:24:00 -
[74]
w00t!!! We (alabama) Finally get put on the map for sumthin!!!! Come on Mothership!!
PS. I hope its a nyx xD
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.10.13 17:00:00 -
[75]
I wonder if there were any bookies taking bets on this. Especially AGAINST it.
I mean, it would have been a win-win for me... put all my money in it, if they don't come I earned a little bit... if they do... worlds gonna change anyway 
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Complete Tart
Gallente University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.10.13 17:49:00 -
[76]
Edited by: Complete Tart on 13/10/2008 17:54:40
Originally by: P'uck I wonder if there were any bookies taking bets on this. Especially AGAINST it.
I mean, it would have been a win-win for me... put all my money in it, if they don't come I earned a little bit... if they do... worlds gonna change anyway 
Some have actually cancelled all bets just incase this turns out to be true, here
Edit: No, I meant here
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.10.13 19:01:00 -
[77]
Edited by: P''uck on 13/10/2008 19:03:24 According to the message of the aliens, the bookie wouldn't actually have to pay if they show up.
Basically, I'd say there are two possible intentions of the aliens 1) Prepare us for an invasion (which is highly unlikely, because if they COULD show up here, they could kick our asses quite easily anyway) In that case I'd really like to see HOW people are going to care for money more than for survival.
2) Fluffy loving greys are elevating us to our next "evolutionary level" In that case I really don't see any room for the idea of money anyway.
Stupid me, I should have put my life savings into "they won't come". Bah, I'll just chalk it up as another one for laziness, take all my lifesavings, ask my friends for some donations, and then it's off to the supermarket for a case of beer.
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Pnandor
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Posted - 2008.10.13 20:58:00 -
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I believe Americans or Britons will see it first as ordinary and if I do have right about this I maybe are an half medium 
I love to see all the fake videos about this tomorrow and all the alien fan who wearing aluminium foil hats that I have filmed for YouTube 

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Captain Hudson
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.10.13 23:48:00 -
[79]
i am simply amazed by how many video's and and comments there are about this, these fools will proberly move back to the New World Order / 2012 5th dimenson /end of the world theories after this one crashes and burns
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Terail Zoqial
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.14 00:31:00 -
[80]
Good thing they wont be coming as I'm all flu'd up. Don't want to give them germs and have the whole annihilation of an alien species on my concious for ever, plus I'll have the tinfoil hat brigade on my back. Then I bet we'll have a MASSIVE alien invasion where they will kick our arses and enslave us.
They'll probably work us to the bone and make us mate a lot so they can have more slaves, then they will use us as their evil army to crush their enemies. At some point their enemies will rise up and slaughter our captives and the human race, this will invoke the chaos butterfly into the universe and all will be destroyed! 
This is why you should never go into work when you are ill!
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mamolian
Madhatters Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.14 00:46:00 -
[81]
So anyone see that alien ship yet?  -----------
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Atomos Darksun
Infortunatus Eventus Obsidian Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.14 02:18:00 -
[82]
Any Aussies from the future see any alien craft?
Originally by: Amoxin My vent is talking to me in a devil voice...
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goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.14 02:42:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Terail Zoqial Good thing they wont be coming as I'm all flu'd up. Don't want to give them germs and have the whole annihilation of an alien species on my concious for ever, plus I'll have the tinfoil hat brigade on my back. Then I bet we'll have a MASSIVE alien invasion where they will kick our arses and enslave us.
They'll probably work us to the bone and make us mate a lot so they can have more slaves, then they will use us as their evil army to crush their enemies. At some point their enemies will rise up and slaughter our captives and the human race, this will invoke the chaos butterfly into the universe and all will be destroyed! 
This is why you should never go into work when you are ill!
Forced mating? Ownage army?
Where do I need to sign up?
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Roxanna Kell
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.10.14 03:24:00 -
[84]
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo, are they here yet?
Quote: There is no Dishonor in winning fools, so do it any way you can.
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
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Posted - 2008.10.14 03:59:00 -
[85]
well duh it was just another hoax
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Aiden Bismuth
Gallente Die Boeremag
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Posted - 2008.10.14 10:38:00 -
[86]
Ok, any UFOs around yet?
I have seen a few aerial vehicles outside my office window, but they are mostly identified. 
AB
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jason hill
Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.14 11:15:00 -
[87]
well has it parked its arse in alabama then yet ?
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2008.10.14 12:23:00 -
[88]
Now everybody, hold your breath until you see UFOs!
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Xen Gin
Universal Mining Inc Forged Dominion
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Posted - 2008.10.14 12:26:00 -
[89]
Hey, I just saw something fly past my window! It looked like a UFO!
oh wait it was a Frisbee.
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Zetsubou Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.14 12:56:00 -
[90]
Has anyone seen the aliens yet?
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.14 13:41:00 -
[91]
woooooh look at the comments!
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Flash Bombardo
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.10.14 14:07:00 -
[92]
No aliens yet. What a surprise. Bleh.
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Benilopax
Gallente Pulsar Combat Supplies Alternative Realities
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Posted - 2008.10.14 14:23:00 -
[93]
There was some traffic at pluto, so they took the ceres slip road and are enjoying the scenic route, seeing as they have until midnight Alabama time to get there.
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.14 14:25:00 -
[94]
If they show up at midnight you mighta well say Oct the 15th.
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Benilopax
Gallente Pulsar Combat Supplies Alternative Realities
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Posted - 2008.10.14 14:26:00 -
[95]
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich If they show up at midnight you mighta well say Oct the 15th.
ok, 23:59.
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Dihania
Gallente SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.10.14 14:35:00 -
[96]
Edited by: Dihania on 14/10/2008 14:35:03
OMG NO ALIENS :( Oh Noes!!!! [hrhr]
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goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.14 14:50:00 -
[97]
Heh I posted a comment on the video, I cant wait for the people yelling"oh but.... We got the facts wrong!"
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.15 15:01:00 -
[98]
Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 15/10/2008 15:01:46 Bumping this for amusement. I've noticed several related videos have mysteriously disappeared, or maybe they were abducted! 
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Pnandor
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Posted - 2008.10.15 16:59:00 -
[99]
This video was made before october "14" funny guy
Or should i say Galactic Federation of bullshit
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2008.10.15 17:22:00 -
[100]
Hey, it's still October 14... well... somewhere  Give it 7 more hours before you laugh heartily 
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Terail Zoqial
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.15 17:25:00 -
[101]
Hehehe, I bet an alien did send her a message just to pull her leg and make her look silly. Oh those crayzeee aliens.
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.15 17:28:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Akita T Hey, it's still October 14... well... somewhere  Give it 7 more hours before you laugh heartily 
Nope it's the 15th now. I'm on the west coast which makes me one of the last to receive it. Australia and China should be just crossing into the 16th now.
However according to many of the messages this enormous spacecraft is supposed to be seen for 3 days straight.
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Pnandor
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Posted - 2008.10.17 19:00:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Akita T Hey, it's still October 14... well... somewhere  Give it 7 more hours before you laugh heartily 
Poor poor Blossom Goodchilds Explaination 10-16-08
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mamolian
Madhatters Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.18 02:14:00 -
[104]
Edited by: mamolian on 18/10/2008 02:13:55 And this hoax looked so promising  Stupid aliens standing our poor crackhead psychic up. -----------
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Umbra Synergy
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Posted - 2008.10.18 04:33:00 -
[105]
oh the aliens came here, they just left after they drank all my vodka
thats the only explanation for my blackout and the lack of any vodka left in my house
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2008.10.18 17:50:00 -
[106]
Would have been nice.
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Originally by: Roguehalo Can you nano Titans?
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Raz Bremmen
Gallente Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.10.19 01:22:00 -
[107]
Rumor has it that they were gate camped near Pluto.
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The TX
Gallente Pulsar Combat Supplies Alternative Realities
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Posted - 2008.10.19 01:30:00 -
[108]
Funny how the aliens were supposed to land somewhere in America. "Coincidence????" Why not anywhere else on this quite frankly massive rock we call Earth. America is NOT the center of the universe.
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.19 04:48:00 -
[109]
Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 19/10/2008 04:49:26
Originally by: The TX Funny how the aliens were supposed to land somewhere in America. "Coincidence????" Why not anywhere else on this quite frankly massive rock we call Earth. America is NOT the center of the universe.
Tell that to the Texan's. Sometimes I don't think they even know theres a world outside the state lines.
EDIT: Oh yeah, I had to laugh at many comments on some of the youtube videos because people were genuinely ****ed that aliens were coming to America. Not because of the hate but because they actually believe we were gonna get a visit.
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Rika Lave
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.10.19 08:09:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Raz Bremmen Rumor has it that they were gate camped near Pluto.
aahhaahah ROFLCOPTERS 
only sane explanation 
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Roxanna Kell
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.10.19 13:50:00 -
[111]
Anyone got the killmail? I know its one of you f*****s
Quote: There is no Dishonor in winning fools, so do it any way you can.
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.10.19 14:30:00 -
[112]
Originally by: Raz Bremmen Rumor has it that they were gate camped near Pluto.
  
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.19 16:35:00 -
[113]
Edited by: Dantes Revenge on 19/10/2008 16:36:43
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Akita T Hey, it's still October 14... well... somewhere  Give it 7 more hours before you laugh heartily 
Nope it's the 15th now. I'm on the west coast which makes me one of the last to receive it. Australia and China should be just crossing into the 16th now.
However according to many of the messages this enormous spacecraft is supposed to be seen for 3 days straight.
They probably got held up in that traffic queue near Jupiter. I heard that Galactic Highways are digging up the space lanes around there again. Apparently, those meteors that crashed into Jupiter wrecked part of the space lane and they've just got around to fixing it.
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Aarin Wrath
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.20 17:59:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Raz Bremmen Rumor has it that they were gate camped near Pluto.
     
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.20 18:02:00 -
[115]
I just found out that it was 23 jumps to get here and they hadn't checked their waypoints or they would of seen that it took them through Jita
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northwesten
Amarr Trinity Corporate Services
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Posted - 2008.10.20 18:03:00 -
[116]
THE ALIENS have arrived  
like omg!!
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