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DubanFP
Caldari Kylia Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.07 20:21:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 07/10/2008 20:23:25 It's been a while since we've had a good thread about "Hate Mail" so I'll get C&P started.
Some idiot was baiting newbies in Kisogo "starter system" while flying a ferox so I willing took the can while flying a stabber. Sure enough my stabber just wasn't tough enough to take a BC and started to fall behind in defence so i ran. Now returning in a ratting Raven refit with a single warp scram his Ferox ceased to do so well and was vaporized in the ensuing fight. I recieved the following mail within a minute.
Title: punkt ass Message: piece of shit homo get that dik out of you ass and get a life...burn in hell while you at it im sure you will after you ****d your sister cause your father ass fukt you
I petitioned him for making a death threat and wishing horrible things about my family. With any luck he will be banned by tomarrow. Any other juicy mails? _______________
"Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely and utterly outclassed. |
Aurelio Baran
Caldari ANZAC ALLIANCE Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.07 20:35:00 -
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Where do you guys find these people? Anyone I've ever popped were cool with it. --- |
Sirius Problem
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.07 21:14:00 -
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I wish I still had some of my old hate mail and chat logs. One of the best that comes to mind was back in my early days as a Rifter-flying can flipper. I popped a guy's Badger (hauler), followed by his Cormy (destroyer), and finally his Kestrel (frig). Man was he p1ssed off.
The level of vitriol spewing forth from this guy just kept going up as each ship was destroyed. After losing his last ship (Kestrel), he went completely MENTAL when I decided to not only pop the can of ore I had stolen, but I sacrificed my ship and podded him. I'm sure he was purple with rage screaming at his monitor. Good times.
You always seem to get the best hate convos in hi-sec because most people that venture into low-sec usually appreciate that there is risk involved. ---- Train more. Whine less.
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Garreck
Amarr Border Defense Consortium Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.07 21:19:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Title: punkt ass Message: piece of shit homo get that dik out of you ass and get a life...burn in hell while you at it im sure you will after you ****d your sister cause your father ass fukt you
Did you ask him how it felt to lose a ship to a "punkt ass piece of shit homo with a dik in his ass?"
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Xtreem
Gallente Knockaround Guys Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.07 21:21:00 -
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iv not had any hate mail in many years :( makes me pretty sad
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Korthan
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.10.07 21:21:00 -
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Some of the best people to kill are the chinese or russian farmers who use babelfish to translate their hate into broken english and then send it to you in the mail.
The old school hate mails you used to get before all the WoW noob hordes joined EVE were priceless and almost always guaranteed when you killed someone not expecting it.
Local Chat: Victim > What the ****?
Private Chat: (After I kill his Pod too) [ 2008.06.19 02:54:37 ] Me > hi [ 2008.06.19 02:54:40 ] Me > can i help you? [ 2008.06.19 02:55:28 ] Me > ? [ 2008.06.19 02:55:32 ] Me > hello [ 2008.06.19 02:56:15 ] Victim > I believe you just killed me for no good reason? [ 2008.06.19 02:56:29 ] Me > We are what you call pirates. It is what we do. [ 2008.06.19 02:57:26 ] Victim > No, you're what I'd call a ****.
Nothing outrageous etc, but clear and to the point and made me laugh for a good 10 mintues afterwards.
---------------------------------------------- Ghost Festival - NA Recruiter/Director -Korthan
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jimmyjam
Gallente Wise Guys Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2008.10.07 22:27:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 07/10/2008 20:23:25 It's been a while since we've had a good thread about "Hate Mail" so I'll get C&P started.
Some idiot was baiting newbies in Kisogo "starter system" while flying a ferox so I willing took the can while flying a stabber. Sure enough my stabber just wasn't tough enough to take a BC and started to fall behind in defence so i ran. Now returning in a ratting Raven refit with a single warp scram his Ferox ceased to do so well and was vaporized in the ensuing fight. I recieved the following mail within a minute.
Title: punkt ass Message: piece of shit homo get that dik out of you ass and get a life...burn in hell while you at it im sure you will after you ****d your sister cause your father ass fukt you
I petitioned him for making a death threat and wishing horrible things about my family. With any luck he will be banned by tomarrow. Any other juicy mails?
Too many hate mails over the years to be honest.
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Eternal Error
Exitus Acta Probant
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Posted - 2008.10.07 22:50:00 -
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The following took place after I flipped and destroyed one or more full cans of ore that belonged to a miner and what I presume to be his hauler alt. I did petition him for harassment for extra lulz.
[ 2008.08.10 18:48:59 ] him > what the **** was that for [ 2008.08.10 18:49:05 ] Eternal Error > mining without a permit [ 2008.08.10 18:49:40 ] him > **** you you stupid ****ing ***** its ****s like you that **** this game up [ 2008.08.10 18:50:00 ] Eternal Error > :( [ 2008.08.10 18:50:16 ] Eternal Error > please dont curse so much i cant put that in my bio [ 2008.08.10 18:50:35 ] him > errrr do i give a **** [ 2008.08.10 18:50:41 ] Eternal Error > you should [ 2008.08.10 18:50:43 ] Eternal Error > its mean [ 2008.08.10 18:50:47 ] Eternal Error > you seem to be a very angry person [ 2008.08.10 18:51:22 ] him > you seem to be a **** [ 2008.08.10 18:51:29 ] Eternal Error > actually i am a homo sapien [ 2008.08.10 18:51:33 ] Eternal Error > quite human, thank you very much [ 2008.08.10 18:51:56 ] him > unlike er mum who like horse **** [ 2008.08.10 18:52:07 ] Eternal Error > you can always shoot me you know [ 2008.08.10 18:52:58 ] him > im not stupid [ 2008.08.10 18:53:07 ] Eternal Error > fooled me [ 2008.08.10 18:53:33 ] him > haha your so ****in funney [ 2008.08.10 18:53:47 ] Eternal Error > *you're [ 2008.08.10 18:54:29 ] him > i found it funny the other nite when i **** er mum up the ass and scream [ 2008.08.10 18:54:48 ] Eternal Error > why so angry? [ 2008.08.10 18:55:34 ] him> no just dont get why the **** you carnt just **** off and leave ppl the **** alone [ 2008.08.10 18:55:59 ] Eternal Error > you were mining without a permit [ 2008.08.10 18:56:15 ] him > its a game **** breath [ 2008.08.10 18:56:24 ] Eternal Error > then why are you getting so upset about it? [ 2008.08.10 18:57:22 ] him > its ****ing stupid that ****s like you are even aloved in 0.5 and over [ 2008.08.10 18:57:34 ] Eternal Error > whys that [ 2008.08.10 18:58:27 ] him > well tell me whats the need to start ****ing around with oter ppls shit [ 2008.08.10 19:00:33 ] Eternal Error > you didnt have a permit [ 2008.08.10 19:00:45 ] him > what a load of shit [ 2008.08.10 19:02:32 ] him > you know what i want you to feel the worst pain ever [ 2008.08.10 19:02:43 ] Eternal Error > hows that? [ 2008.08.10 19:03:34 ] him > and have happen to you what happend to me have your new bore child die [ 2008.08.10 19:03:54 ] Eternal Error > im sorry to hear that [ 2008.08.10 19:03:55 ] him > you ****ing **** [ 2008.08.10 19:04:54 ] him > dont be sorry for me be sorry for your self when it happens to you [ 2008.08.10 19:05:08 ] Eternal Error > anyway i have to be going now [ 2008.08.10 19:05:10 ] Eternal Error > have a nice day [ 2008.08.10 19:05:16 ]him > ****
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JOSEPHx
Mercenary Forces
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Posted - 2008.10.07 22:54:00 -
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A recent highlight
Unhappy player > why would i i know your a coward, i know your expectations are all about me right now, lets stay awake all night and wait for the real world waiting for you, for the beatings, for the picking for the real world, i'm waiting for you
Evil Killer > you dont have to wait for me - you just undock then, so we can get this over? Im actually so bored that im gonna log off in a bit - so you can think of more insults to when i return
Unhappy player > what you didn't know is what i do and what i am, you never asked? ip addresses can be traces people and be found, your funny, thank you for staying on for so long. look behind you mother f****r i'm watching
Evil killer > sweet .. can you tell me where i left my keys then ?
Unhappy player > << computer programmer for 28 years........ yeah...... now i know thanks for chatting
Evil killer > your welcome ..
Unhappy player > OMW
The rage is strong in this one. What i never understand is if you were going to harm someone in RL, why would you give advance warning and leave a trail of evidence? When you're in prison tossing Bubba's salad because of internet spaceships you may begin to realize your revenge was not thought out properly!
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ANGRY23
Caldari the united
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Posted - 2008.10.07 23:50:00 -
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This Evemail exchange amused me and my coprmates, the mail subject read "you are a turd"
2008.10.03 16:10 Thanks a lot, bozo :@!
-------------------- 2008.10.03 16:14 What i do?
-------------------- 2008.10.03 16:15 You podded me you frankfurter!
-------------------- 2008.10.03 16:16 Du have inplants? --------------------
2008.10.03 16:17 not anymore, you son of a hamster!
Wierd exchange imo __________________________________________
Blood Blind, keeping alive the old pirate ways!
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kessah
Suicidal Tendencies Ltd
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Posted - 2008.10.08 00:10:00 -
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Originally by: ANGRY23 This Evemail exchange amused me and my coprmates, the mail subject read "you are a turd"
2008.10.03 16:10 Thanks a lot, bozo :@!
-------------------- 2008.10.03 16:14 What i do?
-------------------- 2008.10.03 16:15 You podded me you frankfurter!
-------------------- 2008.10.03 16:16 Du have inplants? --------------------
2008.10.03 16:17 not anymore, you son of a hamster!
Wierd exchange imo
Thats shit, your shit
btw ridik thinks your shit too.
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Spectre80
Caldari The Knights Templar Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.10.08 00:11:00 -
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Originally by: ANGRY23 This Evemail exchange amused me and my coprmates, the mail subject read "you are a turd"
2008.10.03 16:10 Thanks a lot, bozo :@!
-------------------- 2008.10.03 16:14 What i do?
-------------------- 2008.10.03 16:15 You podded me you frankfurter!
-------------------- 2008.10.03 16:16 Du have inplants? --------------------
2008.10.03 16:17 not anymore, you son of a hamster!
Wierd exchange imo
ROFL that was really good
i remember earlier thread about hatemail for losing ship or something like that, where there was a simple mail saying: i hope your next poo is a hedgehog. made me laugh allday when i thought about it.
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ANGRY23
Caldari the united
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Posted - 2008.10.08 00:16:00 -
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Originally by: kessah
Originally by: ANGRY23 This Evemail exchange amused me and my coprmates, the mail subject read "you are a turd"
2008.10.03 16:10 Thanks a lot, bozo :@!
-------------------- 2008.10.03 16:14 What i do?
-------------------- 2008.10.03 16:15 You podded me you frankfurter!
-------------------- 2008.10.03 16:16 Du have inplants? --------------------
2008.10.03 16:17 not anymore, you son of a hamster!
Wierd exchange imo
Thats shit, your shit
btw ridik thinks your shit too.
I lub you both 2 __________________________________________
Blood Blind, keeping alive the old pirate ways!
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.10.08 00:57:00 -
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this thread is full of win.
why dont i get any hatemails like this... --- Bai ZongTong, responsible for all the lossmails in my corp. |
Lars Lodar
Suicidal Tendencies Ltd
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Posted - 2008.10.08 01:19:00 -
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Damn I just deleted all the hatemail from my inbox last night...
Some were pretty damn hilarious too.
Don't worry Angry, Kessah and Ridik are a bunch of big meanies. You know daddy loves you!
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space hobo
Gallente DIE WITH HONOUR
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Posted - 2008.10.08 01:20:00 -
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deleted loads of my mails not long ago wish i never now:(
Destroyed: Drake 2008.07.18 23:05 bastard....
Destroyed: Hyperion convo after he called me a terrorist a few times and put 25mil on me :)
killed this guys drake and his buddy in a raven
my character is 3, maybe 4 months old. And yours is 4+ years old - distinct advantage with regards to skillpoints I'd say. So don't think you are such a badass cause you go around podding new players. Try that on someone with matching skillpoints. Or better yet, someone with more - then you can act so PROUD
he failed to mention his buddy was an 03 player
subject: you owe me and im comming for you 2008.09.21 14:48 The sleazebag is currently at Gyerzen IX - Moon 15 - Amarr Navy Testing Facilities station in the Gyerzen system, Mise constellation of Tash-Murkon region.
i sent a reply but never got anything back or anyone trying to kill me
thats all for now i really hope there will be more soon lol everyone loves hatemail
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FunzzeR
Retribution Corp.
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Posted - 2008.10.08 01:43:00 -
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Ship destroyed: Kestrel
2008.03.22 05:49 My kestrel!!!! You monsterss!!!!
Generated a few laughs in corp.
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Korthan
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.10.08 02:17:00 -
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Edited by: Korthan on 08/10/2008 02:21:10 I got another one that just made me laugh so hard I think I peed my pants a little.
B1idz > muslims+ youe ugly and fouck animals
Then the guy convo's Jake (mutual pirate wingman atm)telling him the following: Jake 1590 > B1idz > yea you just gimme money and money for riggs
w00t we're dirty muslim pirates now
and one from today actually!
Korthan > Yes? Victim > why u do tha? Victim > like pirating? Korthan > I am a pirate Korthan > It is what I do Korthan > Being a pirate is alright to be, I am a pirate! Victim > y destroyed capsule? Victim > it's nothing cost Korthan > Because I could Victim > everybody could do what he wants Victim > someboy on the street could kill you Victim > no? Victim > it's stupid answer Korthan > You asked not me Victim > u are man or not? y u destroyed capsule? Korthan > /emote laughs > I am a pirate because it's alright to be, and that is why I podded you Victim > i alresy said, it's stupid answer Victim > i agree with ship, ok... Victim > but capsule is stupid Korthan > You can go cry to someone else. I don't care Victim > i cry? Victim > :D Victim > this ship is smal thing :) Victim > small Korthan > /emote yawns > Are you done asking me stupid questions yet?
Yeah I tried to talk to him using the Pirate Song and ended up laughing to hard so I stopped. ---------------------------------------------- Ghost Festival - NA Recruiter/Director -Korthan
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2008.10.08 05:14:00 -
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2008.03.10 14:26 you guys ****ing suck donkey balls
Here's some love mail 2008.03.01 23:58 Thank you so much.
Hate when I can't tick someone off... 2008.04.06 13:56 caught me completely asleep at the wheel, nice work. next time i'll actually fight back :P
2008.03.11 03:00 U big bad pirate Oh my you killed a defenseless ship. You are such tough son of a gun. Lol
2008.04.27 01:03 hope you enjoy it ****head.
2008.03.23 00:02 Why thank you for podding me.
Now all I want to ask is how much fun did you have?
in local, but still a classic cluelees > what the fuch dude i just bought this shiut
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Doktor Feeelgoood
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Posted - 2008.10.08 06:04:00 -
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In my alt's corp it's corp policy to forward any hate mail/convos to the whole corp for lulz.
Had a few from haulers that didn't appreciate getting suicide ganked, but they're not half as good as what's already been posted..
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Magus Nebula
Repo Industries R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2008.10.08 07:05:00 -
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Very good hate forum about me Be sure to read the text linky in it!
Sakura Kishimo -GOOD LUCK RANSOMING THE CORP SUCKERS SINCE I NOW HAVE ALL THE ISK/CORP STUFF WAS NICE MESSING WITH YOUR DUMB BUTTS LOLS POP SMOKE SUCKERS
I could do this all day .....
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.10.08 07:09:00 -
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I need to fly around with Korthan more, I haven't had any hatemail so far.
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Vikarion
Caldari Hunters Imperiale
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Posted - 2008.10.08 07:25:00 -
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Edited by: Vikarion on 08/10/2008 07:25:09
Originally by: Korthan
B1idz > muslims+ youe ugly and fouck animals
B1idz? I remember him! He smacktalked me and I decced his corp until there were only 2 people left in it (from 30), then made his next corp pay me to leave him alone.
Good times.
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EVE - The only non-consensual PvP MMORPG*
*Note: does not contain non-consensual PvP as of 9/3/2008
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zaxin diadrin
Minmatar Esquires Of Questionable Intention
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Posted - 2008.10.08 08:49:00 -
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@ Eternal Error, very nice mail there.
I never seem to get any, although, I have had miners ask me for help, as seen in this confused russian chatlog below....to set the scene, we had flipped one of his friends, he had come back with a combat ship, retaken the ore, and a stealth bomber had dropped on him from a height, and i had copy pasted a russian translation of "you need to have a permit to mine here sir" in local, then suddenly this guy starts yelling for me in local, and the following convo happens:
[17:14:39] Russian Guy > привет [17:14:47] Russian Guy > нужна помощь [17:14:48] zaxin diadrin > sorry, dont speak russian [17:14:54] Russian Guy > need help [17:15:01] zaxin diadrin > ok, whats up? [17:15:06] Russian Guy > куе [17:15:10] Russian Guy > ret [17:15:12] Russian Guy > rat [17:15:28] zaxin diadrin > ah, one of the angel ones? [17:15:32] Russian Guy > can you help? [17:15:47] zaxin diadrin > how? [17:15:47] Russian Guy > no it's razar Rey [17:16:07] Russian Guy > attack [17:16:14] Russian Guy > immideately [17:16:19] zaxin diadrin > i cannot [17:16:26] Russian Guy > drones? [17:17:24] Russian Guy > he want steel my ore [17:17:28] Russian Guy > deamn [17:17:33] Russian Guy > steal [17:17:34] zaxin diadrin > ok, let me see what i can do [17:17:37] Russian Guy > ***** [17:17:49] Russian Guy > daem *****
I was on my way warping in to shoot at my corpmate, so he could go out, so i could "save" him...unfortunately I was a bit too late, and the guy legged it and logged off.
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Spurious Soul
Amarr VersaTech Interstellar Ltd. Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.08 11:30:00 -
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only hate mail?
i got a hate video once when i flew as lukkat.
Linkage
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.10.08 12:00:00 -
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Class
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DubanFP
Caldari Kylia Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.08 12:12:00 -
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Originally by: Spurious Soul only hate mail?
i got a hate video once when i flew as lukkat.
Linkage
wow. That is the most awesome display of failure I have ever seen lol. _______________
"Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely and utterly outclassed. |
Penny Trateme
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Posted - 2008.10.08 14:23:00 -
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This is after me and a corpie destroyed his badger picking the cans up we had just flipped:
[02:23:38] Nasuno Takada > ok i have to ask how in the world did you make my can your can like that guys? [02:23:51] DestructionMeister > lol [02:23:59] me > magic? [02:24:11] me > actually... I'ma gm haxor [02:24:55] Nasuno Takada > lol...good one...
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kessah
Suicidal Tendencies Ltd
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Posted - 2008.10.08 15:24:00 -
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Originally by: Lars Lodar Damn I just deleted all the hatemail from my inbox last night...
Some were pretty damn hilarious too.
Don't worry Angry, Kessah and Ridik are a bunch of big meanies. You know daddy loves you!
oi you, go to high sec and get me a raven. Thats right do as your told ya little tramp.
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Memio
Monkees with Gunz
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Posted - 2008.10.08 16:41:00 -
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Originally by: JOSEPHx Unhappy player > what you didn't know is what i do and what i am, you never asked? ip addresses can be traces people and be found, your funny, thank you for staying on for so long. look behind you mother f****r i'm watching
Evil killer > sweet .. can you tell me where i left my keys then ?
This wins ______________________
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