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ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Zetsubou Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.09 19:17:00 -
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I recently entered a competition for puns in my local paper. I submitted ten puns, pretty good ones I thought, and I thought "well, one of them is bound to win". Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. 
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Zetsubou Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.09 19:17:00 -
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I recently entered a competition for puns in my local paper. I submitted ten puns, pretty good ones I thought, and I thought "well, one of them is bound to win". Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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B0rn2KiLL
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.10.09 19:22:00 -
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You're a unique person.
Compile a list of 1000 and sell it as a booklet i say.
Screw the local paper 
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 Originally by: Oveur
It's important to understand that EVE is a "PvP" focused game
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B0rn2KiLL
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.10.09 19:22:00 -
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You're a unique person.
Compile a list of 1000 and sell it as a booklet i say.
Screw the local paper
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Originally by: Oveur
It's important to understand that EVE is a "PvP" focused game
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Herschel Yamamoto
Bloodmoney Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.10.09 19:37:00 -
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A few hundred years ago, there was a man who boasted of his ability to make a pun on any subject. One day, as he was walking down the street, a child came up to him and said "Sir, please make a pun about the King", to which the man angrily replied "The King is not a subject!"
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Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2008.10.09 19:46:00 -
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That's what she said.
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Originally by: Liang Nuren
wrong forum isroy i am vjery drunm
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Zetsubou Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.09 19:47:00 -
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Originally by: B0rn2KiLL
You're a unique person.
Compile a list of 1000 and sell it as a booklet i say.
Screw the local paper
/whoosh 
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2008.10.09 22:43:00 -
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I was going to buy a really expensive painting at an auction, but didn't have the monet.
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.10.10 06:30:00 -
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Damn, bro, everybody knows its all about the monet!
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2008.10.10 07:17:00 -
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They said it was impossible for him to cut down an entire forest using just his hands, would Chuck Norris prove them wrong?
Wood Chuck   
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2008.10.10 07:21:00 -
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Edited by: Karrade Krise on 10/10/2008 07:22:21
bah double
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2008.10.10 07:22:00 -
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If CCP cut a foam dart in half, they would indeed be nerfing it.
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Jago Kain
Amarr
Pan Galactic Traders
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Posted - 2008.10.24 21:45:00 -
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Edited by: Jago Kain on 24/10/2008 21:48:04
I don't actually have anything constructive to add to this thread.
It just happens to be several pages down and I'd like the fine, upstanding citizens of EVE to have the chance to accuse me of necroposty in addition to my other crimes against humanity.
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4nic8
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Posted - 2008.10.24 21:49:00 -
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no pun intended |
Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.24 22:29:00 -
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Did you hear about the Pun competition?
Yeah, any idea who won?
No pun in ten did, sadly. |
Epegi
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Posted - 2008.10.25 01:32:00 -
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Originally by: ReaperOfSly
I recently entered a competition for puns in my local paper. I submitted ten puns, pretty good ones I thought, and I thought "well, one of them is bound to win". Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
say that outloud if you still don't get it. |
Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.25 20:45:00 -
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Why are rectangular envelopes with advertising called circulars?
Who was the inventor of invention?
Babbages first computer didn't work, he called it the "no difference engine".
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Julius Rigel
House Rigel
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Posted - 2008.10.26 01:09:00 -
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Edited by: Julius Rigel on 26/10/2008 01:10:17
An ancient stone carving was recently dug up which read simply "No pun indented".
Quote:
Babbages first computer didn't work, he called it the "no difference engine".
Major ROFL XD
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp
New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.10.26 01:13:00 -
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Originally by: Dantes Revenge
Who was the inventor of invention?
Mr. Recursive
Join New Eden Research today and never worry about queues again!
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Sullen Raven
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Posted - 2008.10.26 01:19:00 -
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You really need to try the Eve Haiku thread...it is much more profitable than puns.
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Jingo Istic
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Posted - 2008.10.26 01:27:00 -
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A Pirate's asset is his lie-ability!
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Julius Rigel
House Rigel
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Posted - 2008.10.26 02:15:00 -
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Ok, a few classics for the trigonometry nerds:
One triangle to the other: "Hey babe, nice tan! Want to go back to my place and sin?"
Geometry for zoologists: "Today - the catetus and hippopotenuse. Tomorrow - Swine and coswine"
And now for something completely different!
Janitor's wife: "Sweep dreams, honey"
Bed time for me!
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Ryan Scouse'UK
omen.
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.10.26 06:17:00 -
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awful
no EVE related content in signature. ~Weatherman |
Julius Rigel
House Rigel
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Posted - 2008.10.26 11:29:00 -
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"Hey! I asked for a plain hot dog!" "Sorry sir, no bun intended!"
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