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The Martini
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.03.31 05:52:00 -
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I have just received news that there is an impostor running amok, sullying my good name. First he misspells my name, then climbs to the position of CEO in Goonswarm, and now he is calling for an attack on Jita.
Now I must admit that it sounds like an amusing time in Jita, so I am not calling off the attack. However, I am calling for Goonswarm to see through this ruse, and open fire on this impostor as soon as he logs back on and kick him from the corp. Afterwards I will of course reclaim my rightful position as Goonswarm CEO.
The first order of business once the proper chain of command has been restored will be to liquidize all of your personal assets and send me all the money gained from that. This may sound suspicious but I assure you, I have an excellent plan that will wipe out our enemies in one fell swoop. We cannot allow our enemies to know what this secret plan is before we execute it, so I will keep it under wraps until it is absolutely necessary to inform Goonswarm.
I have of course heard through my intelligence channels that this impostor may take a while to log back on, and obviously we do not want to give away our plan to destroy him, so for now I command that Goonswarm keep him as CEO at least until he logs back on. Do not worry, you can still begin carrying out my future plans by liquidizing your assets now and sending me the money, but do not liquidize your supplies for the Jita riots, we will still need those. Carry on Goonswarm, and remember that absolute secrecy is required, so if at all possible act like you have no idea who I am in order to prevent the impostor from catching wind of our plans.
We have work to do. |
Ch3244
Azule Dragoons
Sspectre
6
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Posted - 2012.03.31 05:53:00 -
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close |
T' Elk
Happy Little Spaceships
288
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Posted - 2012.03.31 05:54:00 -
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Iseewutudidther. :dealwithit:
~As of 3.25.12, The Elk has officially returned to EVE. |
Frying Doom
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
123
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Posted - 2012.03.31 05:57:00 -
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Please for the love of god, delete this crappy post.
Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge. |
Judge Solace
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
30
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Posted - 2012.03.31 05:58:00 -
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Remember to use locator agents at frequent intervals and remain sober as the imposter could pop up:
"anytime, anyplace, anywhere". |
Zirise
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
100
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Posted - 2012.03.31 06:00:00 -
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You spent way too much time on that avatar. |
Doc Fury
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
666
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Posted - 2012.03.31 06:01:00 -
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Two olives please, shaken and not stirred.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
1356
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Posted - 2012.03.31 06:04:00 -
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Hilarious.
Oh, and IBTL. |
Proclus Diadochu
Obstergo
Persona Non Gratis
85
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Posted - 2012.03.31 06:10:00 -
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What is your view on wizards?
~Occupy New Eden~ |
Mistress Lilu
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
105
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Posted - 2012.03.31 06:17:00 -
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Doc Fury wrote:Two olives please, shaken and not stirred.
I'll take mine with two lives, stirred first than shaken, than add another olive, from the greek island of santorini ofcourse, thank shaken. |
Lydia Addams
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2012.03.31 07:03:00 -
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Enough is too much. |
The Martini
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.03.31 07:37:00 -
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Zirise wrote:You spent way too much time on that avatar.
I will take that as a compliment. |
Richard Desturned
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
116
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Posted - 2012.03.31 07:39:00 -
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hello Caldari Citizen 20120331
"Nullsec alliances will now begin counting reporters on staff along with supercapitals and tech moons. Unironically." - The Mittani |
Dagwood Steele
Kings 0f XXX
0
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Posted - 2012.03.31 07:41:00 -
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Not enough tildes... |
Raiz Nhell
DEEP CORPS
57
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Posted - 2012.03.31 07:44:00 -
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Make it 3 parts Gin and 1 part vermouth... None of the vodka crap in it...
With an olive...
I'm so carebear my Pod bleeds rainbow...
Beers + nullsec + dodgy fit = Loss mail |
qDoctor Strangelove
Beware of the Red Fox
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Posted - 2012.03.31 07:47:00 -
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Ban thread, gas OP |
DaiTengu
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
115
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Posted - 2012.03.31 07:50:00 -
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2/10
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The Martini
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.03.31 08:21:00 -
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qDoctor Strangelove wrote:Ban thread, gas OP
Please tell me what I can do to meet your approval so I may continue to be allowed to post on these forums as you obviously have the power to not only ban threads, but also gas OPs. |
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ISD Eshtir
Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.03.31 08:32:00 -
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Thread locked and petition filed.
Quote:Impersonating another forum user, moderator, volunteer, administrator or CCP employee is strictly prohibited.
You are expressly forbidden from impersonating anyone else, including those named above, on the forum or in the game, even in jest. This includes suggesting that CCP or volunteers will perform a task for you. This may be grounds for permanent loss of your EVE account.
ISD Eshtir
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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