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Haraldhardrade Amarr Pax Amarr	Posted - 2008.10.11 17:51:00 - [1] Just saw that damn movie The Invasion. Man I'm so tired of aliens coming to this planet stirring shit up. People running around screaming irrationally screaming all sorts of shit. I say we humans are the baddest mother**ers in the galaxy, some alines come to earth trying to start some shit and we have the UN security declare your ass ready for some genocide. ***es. If any extra terestials read this shit then know we will jack you up fool! Caveo of Minmatar , torva vacuus regimen of deus es plurrimi periculosus of bestia
Haraldhardrade Amarr Pax Amarr	Posted - 2008.10.11 17:51:00 - [2] Just saw that damn movie The Invasion. Man I'm so tired of aliens coming to this planet stirring shit up. People running around screaming irrationally screaming all sorts of shit. I say we humans are the baddest mother**ers in the galaxy, some alines come to earth trying to start some shit and we have the UN security declare your ass ready for some genocide. ***es. If any extra terestials read this shit then know we will jack you up fool! Caveo of Minmatar , torva vacuus regimen of deus es plurrimi periculosus of bestia
Fink Angel Caldari The Merry Men	Posted - 2008.10.11 17:56:00 - [3] Originally by: Haraldhardrade I say we humans are the baddest mother***ers in the galaxy, We're the top of the food chain so we've become weak. Any* other animal only knows "fight or flight". They don't think about it. They just get stuck in, to the death, or they run away as fast as they can. We have loads of ways of pleading, showing mercy etc. When did you last see a fox show mercy to a chicken? "Nah, I'm not hungry. Be on your way." So when the galactic equivalent of foxes turn up, we're screwed. ... and also if they have the technology to get themselves here to Earth, just imagine what there weapons are going to be like!
Zephyr Rengate Comply Or Die G00DFELLAS	Posted - 2008.10.11 17:56:00 - [4] Edited by: Zephyr Rengate on 11/10/2008 17:56:25 INTERNET HARD MAN SHALL GIVE IT TO THE ALIENS!!111
Fink Angel Caldari The Merry Men	Posted - 2008.10.11 17:56:00 - [5] Edited by: Fink Angel on 11/10/2008 17:59:29 Originally by: Haraldhardrade I say we humans are the baddest mother***ers in the galaxy, We're the top of the food chain so we've become weak. Any* other animal only knows "fight or flight". They don't think about it. They just get stuck in, to the death, or they run away as fast as they can. We have loads of ways of pleading, showing mercy etc. When did you last see a fox show mercy to a chicken? "Nah, I'm not hungry. Be on your way." So when the galactic equivalent of foxes turn up, we're screwed. ... and also if they have the technology to get themselves here to Earth, just imagine what their weapons are going to be like! Edit: there / their - oh the shame!
Zephyr Rengate Comply Or Die G00DFELLAS	Posted - 2008.10.11 17:56:00 - [6] Edited by: Zephyr Rengate on 11/10/2008 17:56:25 INTERNET HARD MAN SHALL GIVE IT TO THE ALIENS!!111
Haraldhardrade Amarr Pax Amarr	Posted - 2008.10.11 18:07:00 - [7] Edited by: Haraldhardrade on 11/10/2008 18:07:43 Originally by: Zephyr Rengate Edited by: Zephyr Rengate on 11/10/2008 17:56:25 INTERNET HARD MAN SHALL GIVE IT TO THE ALIENS!!111 F**K yeah, I'll authorize any launch code to send nukes to their home planet. I'll nuke em until the glow then have hoards of human foot soldiers shot em in the dark. And dont get me started on those creatures from the aliens movie, PFFFT! If they come here with that acid for blood crap I'll just throw some antacid tablets at them in order to neutralise the acid and then have some karate peeps with black belts kick their ass back to space. Caveo of Minmatar , torva vacuus regimen of deus es plurrimi periculosus of bestia
Jacob Mei	Posted - 2008.10.11 18:16:00 - [8] No alien in its right mind would come to Earth. 1. We will likely lob nukes at it before it could touch down. 2. We would yank the occupants from the downed ship, strap them to a table and open them up. 3. We would stick the remains in a perserving tube at Area 51 and call it the freak show. 4. We would then unite against a perceieved common threat, enter space and hunt down and kill the alien race. 5. after we carpet bombed their planet we would drop off food because we are crazy like that. -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase: Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
goodby4u Valor Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.11 18:17:00 - [9] It depends, if they are war of the worlds type aliens then we would have a decent chance as they obviously didnt do their homework, which would probably save us. If they are independence day type aliens our only chance is biological weapons/a computer virus, which is a problem because we dont even know if they use compatable forms of computers. Basically, humans fear what they dont understand, in this aliens would terrify us as long as they are new, once we understand their weaknesses(if we had enough time)then it would be easy for us to exploit them.
Haraldhardrade Amarr Pax Amarr	Posted - 2008.10.11 18:19:00 - [10] Oh yeah and I forgot, I got a dobermann trained to kill. Any species with claws, paws, tentacles or whatever come here and I command it to kill Caveo of Minmatar , torva vacuus regimen of deus es plurrimi periculosus of bestia
Haraldhardrade Amarr Pax Amarr	Posted - 2008.10.11 18:20:00 - [11] Originally by: Jacob Mei No alien in its right mind would come to Earth. 1. We will likely lob nukes at it before it could touch down. 2. We would yank the occupants from the downed ship, strap them to a table and open them up. 3. We would stick the remains in a perserving tube at Area 51 and call it the freak show. 4. We would then unite against a perceieved common threat, enter space and hunt down and kill the alien race. 5. after we carpet bombed their planet we would drop off food because we are crazy like that. right on homey! Caveo of Minmatar , torva vacuus regimen of deus es plurrimi periculosus of bestia
Haraldhardrade Amarr Pax Amarr	Posted - 2008.10.11 18:20:00 - [12] Originally by: goodby4u once we understand their weaknesses(if we had enough time)then it would be easy for us to exploit them. Hahaha yes yes Caveo of Minmatar , torva vacuus regimen of deus es plurrimi periculosus of bestia
Constance Harme	Posted - 2008.10.11 20:26:00 - [13] Originally by: Haraldhardrade FK yeah, I'll authorize any launch code Who made you president of the world. Originally by:** Haraldhardrade to send nukes to their home planet. And how would you do that, first you'd have to be psychic where they came from and then you'd have to get the technology to get them there. Originally by: Haraldhardrade I'll nuke em until the glow then have hoards of human foot soldiers shot em in the dark. Foot soldiers. In space. Riiiight. Originally by: Haraldhardrade And dont get me started on those creatures from the aliens movie, PFFFT! If they come here with that acid for blood crap I'll just throw some antacid tablets at them in order to neutralise the acid and then have some karate peeps with black belts kick their ass back to space. Pills and karate? Thats your attack stratagy? Well you do sound like the president..
Danton Marcellus Nebula Rasa Holdings	Posted - 2008.10.12 00:10:00 - [14] Let them come, we'll just self-destruct and deny them the killmail. Should/would/could have, HAVE you chav! Also Known As
Terail Zoqial Caldari	Posted - 2008.10.12 00:16:00 - [15] The ones running around crazy are probably the religious and and those who have been socially conditioned to believe this is all there is in the world. Humans are freaking stupid, we would have no chance against any alien force. Granted, we would probably a good go at them no matter how futile it was....that's after we we're finished killing each other
Jacob Mei	Posted - 2008.10.12 00:41:00 - [16] Originally by: Terail Zoqial The ones running around crazy are probably the religious and and those who have been socially conditioned to believe this is all there is in the world. Humans are freaking stupid, we would have no chance against any alien force. Granted, we would probably a good go at them no matter how futile it was....that's after we we're finished killing each other I believe that the Vatican recently stated that believing in Aliens isnt a one way ticket to hell. On a serious note, I do honestly believe in alien life, but I really doubt that its intelligent. At most, it may very well be animal or plant based. If it were intelligent, it would have to have a system of momentum many times faster than the speed of light to actually make the measurement of a lightyear seem comparitively small to visit us. -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase: Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
Wendat Huron Stellar Solutions	Posted - 2008.10.12 00:46:00 - [17] Or every other alien species have the same failsafe built in, which means they'd off themselves before being able to contact any of the other cells. Alien front suicide brigade, mount up! These forums are FUBAR, upgrade this decade!
Fresh Prince Aliastra	Posted - 2008.10.12 01:04:00 - [18] This thread gets a thumbs up
Rhedea Gorthaur Legion	Posted - 2008.10.12 01:10:00 - [19] Oh puleeese You lefties would hold a rock concert singing "give peace a chance" then set a date for a pull out and run for the next planet. Linkage
Irulan S'Dijana Amarr Imperial Academy	Posted - 2008.10.12 02:16:00 - [20] somewhat related
HankMurphy Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises	Posted - 2008.10.12 11:54:00 - [21] Originally by: Fink Angel Edited by: Fink Angel on 11/10/2008 17:59:29 Originally by: Haraldhardrade I say we humans are the baddest mother***ers in the galaxy, We're the top of the food chain so we've become weak. Any* other animal only knows "fight or flight". They don't think about it. They just get stuck in, to the death, or they run away as fast as they can. We have loads of ways of pleading, showing mercy etc. When did you last see a fox show mercy to a chicken? "Nah, I'm not hungry. Be on your way." So when the galactic equivalent of foxes turn up, we're screwed. ... and also if they have the technology to get themselves here to Earth, just imagine what their weapons are going to be like! Edit: there / their - oh the shame! panic is a function of flight. we still have it. i think the biggest problem with the race is we have (almost) lost all aspects of 'survival of the fittest'. the mental aspects of SotF are alive and well for living creatures, the physical aspects not so much. where it really breaks down is that the fittest (the best and most intelligent) aren't the ones most likely to breed. If you haven't seen the movie Idiocracy, you really need to. It's hilarious and sobering at teh same time ------------------------------ everybody be cool this is a threadjack! just lay face down on the ground and no one will get hurt!
MotherMoon Huang Yinglong	Posted - 2008.10.12 11:57:00 - [22] Originally by: Fink Angel Edited by: Fink Angel on 11/10/2008 17:59:29 Originally by: Haraldhardrade I say we humans are the baddest mother***ers in the galaxy, We're the top of the food chain so we've become weak. Any* other animal only knows "fight or flight". They don't think about it. They just get stuck in, to the death, or they run away as fast as they can. We have loads of ways of pleading, showing mercy etc. When did you last see a fox show mercy to a chicken? "Nah, I'm not hungry. Be on your way." So when the galactic equivalent of foxes turn up, we're screwed. ... and also if they have the technology to get themselves here to Earth, just imagine what their weapons are going to be like! Edit: there / their - oh the shame! wrong we are not on top of the food chain. we are all trying to be on the top of the food chain and almost treat each other human as a seperate animal of which we can be better than and can destroy. weak? there is a reason we keep making better and faster ways of killing people.
Gustavus Adolf Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.13 18:58:00 - [23] Originally by: Jacob Mei No alien in its right mind would come to Earth. 1. We will likely lob nukes at it before it could touch down. 2. We would yank the occupants from the downed ship, strap them to a table and open them up. 3. We would stick the remains in a perserving tube at Area 51 and call it the freak show. 4. We would then unite against a perceieved common threat, enter space and hunt down and kill the alien race. 5. after we carpet bombed their planet we would drop off food because we are crazy like that. To counter your silly claims, here is what would really happen: 1. We could lob all the nukes at their craft that we want, but it would be the equivalent of shooting a 600 lb man with one of those plastic dart guns. They're so far advanced, they would laugh at our attempts. 2. See #1 - we wouldn't even get close. 3. See #2 and #1 4. Enter space with what? We don't have a **ing thing to enter space in except some 30 year old craft that can barely orbit the Earth safely? No offense to our Astronauts, cause mostly they're good people, but for **s sake, we aren't even close to entering space for any type of an offensive. We're stupid, plain and simple. 5. See #4
P'uck	Posted - 2008.10.13 19:13:00 - [24] Edited by: P''uck on 13/10/2008 19:15:05 Originally by: Fink Angel When did you last see a fox show mercy to a chicken? "Nah, I'm not hungry. Be on your way." Well, pretty much every time under that circumstances. Okay, okay I admit it, I'm a friggin city dweller and I never saw a real fox, but I saw a bat in the subway! In all seriousness, most animals that are sufficiently fed don't attack/kill their natural prey (depending on animal, some of course do "store" their prey, most spiders immediatly come to mind) because, well, that could actually lower their chances of survival through "overhunting". Aaaaaand Originally by: Jacob Mei 3. We would stick the remains in a perserving tube at Area 51 and call it the freak show. I'd say they probably call it an "abandonded airbase without anything noteworthy there" and not a freakshow
Straight Chillen Gallente Solar Wind	Posted - 2008.10.13 20:38:00 - [25] I for one welcome our new alien overlords Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Rubra J. S. Bach In memoriam	Posted - 2008.10.13 22:39:00 - [26] Paging Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum to this thread.
UD146326	Posted - 2008.10.13 23:00:00 - [27] Here's my idea.....We can download are memories to Gundam robots bodies then we could own anyhting in the universe....I'm tired of these flesh and bones, I want more metal!!!!!
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks	Posted - 2008.10.13 23:10:00 - [28] Originally by: P'uck Edited by: P''uck on 13/10/2008 19:15:05 Originally by: Fink Angel When did you last see a fox show mercy to a chicken? "Nah, I'm not hungry. Be on your way." Well, pretty much every time under that circumstances. Okay, okay I admit it, I'm a friggin city dweller and I never saw a real fox, but I saw a bat in the subway! In all seriousness, most animals that are sufficiently fed don't attack/kill their natural prey (depending on animal, some of course do "store" their prey, most spiders immediatly come to mind) because, well, that could actually lower their chances of survival through "overhunting". Aaaaaand Originally by: Jacob Mei 3. We would stick the remains in a perserving tube at Area 51 and call it the freak show. I'd say they probably call it an "abandonded airbase without anything noteworthy there" and not a freakshow I saw a fox once. He jumped up on his hind legs and did a little jiggy dance for me. I laughed a good laugh and moved along my merry way.
Thuranni B and D	Posted - 2008.10.13 23:43:00 - [29] Originally by: Jacob Mei No alien in its right mind would come to Earth. 1. We will likely lob nukes at it before it could touch down. A society which can travel the distances between solar systems in any sane amount of time will be advanced enough to at worst be insulted by nukes, and at best find our attempt at self defense to be cute.
mamolian Madhatters Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.14 00:48:00 - [30] Originally by: Haraldhardrade Just saw that damn movie The Invasion. Man I'm so tired of aliens coming to this planet stirring shit up. People running around screaming irrationally screaming all sorts of shit. I say we humans are the baddest mother**ers in the galaxy, some alines come to earth trying to start some shit and we have the UN security declare your ass ready for some genocide. *es. If any extra terestials read this shit then know we will jack you up fool! If any Extraterrestrials read this.. you better **in hope their friendly bud. -----------
emepror Gallente X.E.N.O. THORN Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.14 02:03:00 - [31] see it really depends on our tech level at the time currently all we can do now is lob nukes into space....however if we get our asses going and get railguns, fusion reactors and some bomb-pumped laser heads we are good to go in essence right: now - nukes future - spaceships with guns Nothing in Eve is guaranteed, aside from the fact that you will die.
OutOfTheBox Cyborg	Posted - 2008.10.14 11:43:00 - [32] Originally by: Rhedea Oh puleeese You lefties would hold a rock concert singing "give peace a chance" then set a date for a pull out and run for the next planet. And you guys would declare a 'war on outer space' and instantly empty every Granny/Kids savings account ;)
TheBro	Posted - 2008.10.14 16:55:00 - [33] Originally by: OutOfTheBox Cyborg Originally by: Rhedea Oh puleeese You lefties would hold a rock concert singing "give peace a chance" then set a date for a pull out and run for the next planet. And you guys would declare a 'war on outer space' and instantly empty every Granny/Kids savings account ;) No, we would sell the grannies/kids to the invading force as slaves. Win-win situation.

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