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DubanFP
Caldari
Evil ALT Corp
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.16 03:19:00 -
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This game just keeps growing in popularity as larger and more heated battles take place every day. This game revolves around 3 races in 6 classes constantly vying for control of the virtual text battle field. There is never a dull moment in the World of (EVE) Forumcraft.
The Troll- Small and annoying this race specializes in annoyance and comes in many varieties.
Brick: This class specializes in choosing a very bad side and refusing to accept defeat even after being beaten to death by much more intelligent and knowledgeable responses. There is no defeat so complete that it will demoralize a brick.
Mirage: Rather then talking about a losing issue a Mirage decides to avoid fire. This class specializes in avoiding the issue at hand in favor of flames, changing the subject, or even derailing topics. A mirage is very hard to pin down.
The Hardcorp- This race takes the issue at hand one step too far. There's nothing they can't do and they know it. Rise one to fight and you've got hell in your hands.
Wiz: Numbers are our game. Cold hard facts mixed with an unending knowledge of EVE gameplay + Math makes this class very hard to fight. (Cos(angle off PI) * velocity) / distance = tracking? Maybe he's right, maybe he's wrong. Damned if you know, but you can't really argue with it now can you?
Merciless: EVE can never be too harsh. Jita should be 0.0? Instant death to anyone who blinks for too long? Sure it's your fault for blinking anyways. Make a statement thatÆs even a little Carebear? Well expect to find 50 merciless forumites on your doorstep vaporizing your every move.
The Carebear- Maybe they're cowards, maybe they just have no clue what they're talking about. The only thing that's certain is where a carebear roams the Hardcorp and Trolls are sure to follow.
Ooon' Fair: Nothing is fair. The carebears and newbies are horribly outmatched by players a bazillion times better. They're never going to catch up to older players and CCP needs to change everything. Fix one problem and two more will pop up in their place. Never satisfied EVE is too unfair and nothing CCP does will stop and endless sea of complaints. Even the most Hardcorp will get bored with dealing with a Ooon' Fair in a prolonged battle.
Waz Dis?: Every bodies favorite target practice. This person has no clue how EVE works. Maybe they will be a Wiz or Merciless some day. They might just become an Ooon' Fair. Until then they may just find themselves biting off way more then they can swallow. Especially if they get involved in a heated debate.
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DubanFP
Caldari
Evil ALT Corp
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.16 03:21:00 -
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I made this point to highlight the extremes on ALL sides of the EVE forums. ôhold a mirror to your faceö so to say. Hopefully you enjoy the Satire.
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Highwind Cid
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Posted - 2008.10.16 03:46:00 -
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Edited by: Highwind Cid on 16/10/2008 03:45:55
I'd say I am a mirage...I think. Actually lets not talk about this. I took a dump today. Only one wipe(sweet, it's not a good day til ya get a one wiper) and when I go to flush the toilet. The goods are gone. WTF? I mean gone, I think it cloaked up and sank like a torpedo through the pipe. I'm very certain I launched one, felt pretty sweet.
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Arthur Frayn
V.O.F.L IRON CORE
H E L I C O N
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Posted - 2008.10.16 04:02:00 -
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 Originally by: Highwind Cid
I took a dump today. Only one wipe(it's not a good day til ya crack the bowl)
Fixed.
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Vikarion
Caldari
Hunters Imperiale
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Posted - 2008.10.16 04:24:00 -
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One-wipes used to be a lot more common before CCP buffed the hp of crap and nerfed toilet paper. Of course, one wipes still happen, but now it's more a matter of luck than true skill, and we're still hearing people calling for a nerf to toilet paper.
So what if toilet paper can be used to cover houses, mailboxes, and etc? Even most noobs know that all you have to do is set up a lawn sprinkler with a radius of 20 feet and most of us griefers will move on. The rest of the dummies should pay for their stupidity.
Nerf idiots, boost gank. The bathroom should not be safe!
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*Note: does not contain non-consensual PvP as of 9/3/2008
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IR Scoutar
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.10.16 04:24:00 -
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ccp defnetly a mirage
but me ? i wana be a wiz troll
i like anoying people ... but at the same time i try to be somewhat accurate about it
p.s. write some more classes 
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Platinum Dragon
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Posted - 2008.10.16 04:30:00 -
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can i haz ur stuff
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.10.16 04:31:00 -
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Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 16/10/2008 04:31:33
Want to combo Merciless / Mirage. 
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Solomon XI
Hoist The Colors.
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.10.16 04:52:00 -
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Edited by: Solomon XI on 16/10/2008 04:52:20
I think I'm a hybrid Merciage (Merciless, Mirage).
That being said.
Thank you for an entertaining topic. Was much needed. =)
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Hoist The Colors. (CEO)
Pirate Coalition (Yar?) |
Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.10.16 05:42:00 -
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Putting on my T2 robe and faction wizard hat for this one.
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Del Narveux
Dukes of Hazard
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Posted - 2008.10.16 06:04:00 -
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I have to admit I lol'd. I think I'm a cross between Brick, Mirage and Wiz--I'm stubborn as hell but I tend to base my positions on numbers and/or what has and hasnt worked before. Barring that, I sometimes turn into this guy.
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Wragdis
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Posted - 2008.10.16 06:38:00 -
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Did someone call my name?
Hardcore Trolls are awaiting your every move, wi iz da bizz!!!
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Liberator 1
Gallente
Remnants of the Flame
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Posted - 2008.10.16 07:15:00 -
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Very funny. I larfed, when I should have been working.
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Glengrant
TOHA Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.16 08:22:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Hopefully you enjoy the Satire.
Err - to be satire you need exaggeration.
But you just described stuff - that's called a documentary.
;-)
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DubanFP
Caldari
Evil ALT Corp
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.16 12:18:00 -
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Originally by: Glengrant
Err - to be satire you need exaggeration.
But you just described stuff - that's called a documentary.
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Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
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Posted - 2008.10.16 12:32:00 -
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ooh, ooh, what am I
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp
New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.10.16 12:38:00 -
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Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
ooh, ooh, what am I
You're a faceless mutant.
Oh, you mean forum class? Well, you HAVE to be Mirage, because every thread you post in will have 1 or more comments with "dude... your face" or variations of the meme.
Join New Eden Research today and never worry about queues again!
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Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
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Posted - 2008.10.16 12:43:00 -
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Originally by: Jana Clant
You're a faceless mutant.
Oh, you mean forum class? Well, you HAVE to be Mirage, because every thread you post in will have 1 or more comments with "dude... your face" or variations of the meme.
Aww, I wanted to be my own class 
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp
New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.10.16 12:44:00 -
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Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
Originally by: Jana Clant
You're a faceless mutant.
Oh, you mean forum class? Well, you HAVE to be Mirage, because every thread you post in will have 1 or more comments with "dude... your face" or variations of the meme.
Aww, I wanted to be my own class
Don't worry, you're unique.
(just like everyone else)
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SaiSai Mei
Hedion University
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Posted - 2008.10.16 14:52:00 -
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Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
Aww, I wanted to be my own class
Too late, now you are facelessless
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Zeba
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.10.16 15:09:00 -
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Edited by: Zeba on 16/10/2008 15:11:59
Originally by: Jana Clant
Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
ooh, ooh, what am I
You're a faceless mutant.
Not anymoar it seems. 
edit on topic. Lol!
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Johann Jeneau
Gallente
Cricas Portuguese Korp
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Posted - 2008.10.16 15:46:00 -
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Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
Originally by: Jana Clant
You're a faceless mutant.
Oh, you mean forum class? Well, you HAVE to be Mirage, because every thread you post in will have 1 or more comments with "dude... your face" or variations of the meme.
Aww, I wanted to be my own class
Dude...your face!!! 
is back ??? 
I guess it was a bug and not a feature 
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Sarin Adler
Caldari
Dark Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.16 15:47:00 -
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LOL at Chaos Incarnate
p.s: i guess this makes me a Mirage; Trolls FTW anyway, long life CAOD!
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Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
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Posted - 2008.10.16 15:56:00 -
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Help me, help you! 
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Originally by: Tortun Nahme
nah, that is the true badge of a forum warrior, to draw the humorous ire of the devs
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DubanFP
Caldari
Evil ALT Corp
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.16 20:58:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 16/10/2008 20:58:28
The sad part is that actually was the forumala for Angular(Radian) Velocity in my post. Guess we all know what I am :-/.
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp
New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.10.16 21:47:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Edited by: DubanFP on 16/10/2008 20:58:28
The sad part is that actually was the forumala for Angular(Radian) Velocity in my post. Guess we all know what I am :-/.
Ahh, so this whole thread was merely an elaborate ruse to find out how much attention people pay to your diabolic formulas!
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Faife
Noctiscion
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Posted - 2008.10.16 21:55:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Mirage: Rather then talking about a losing issue a Mirage decides to avoid fire. This class specializes in avoiding the issue at hand in favor of flames, changing the subject, or even derailing topics. A mirage is very hard to pin down.
you don't GET mirages.
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Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.10.16 22:00:00 -
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I avoid the topic so I do not become a target
Slade
Originally by: Crumplecorn
NerfBat is now known as the WaveMachine.
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DubanFP
Caldari
Evil ALT Corp
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.17 00:55:00 -
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Originally by: Faife
you don't GET mirages.
In soviet CCP Mirage gets YOU.
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar
Umbra Synergy
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Posted - 2008.10.17 01:13:00 -
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I'm a troll, but im SO epic level that I've levelled past the cap and have attained demigod status
Applebabe ate my signature :( but the fish hat forgives! Nemotology is the EvE religion of choice! |
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