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Kooky Blonde
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Posted - 2004.06.27 23:25:00 -
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how do you destroy them without killing the slaves? ive destroyed a slaver but i guess i overkilled because only 2 survived :(
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Tess Durbeyfield
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Posted - 2004.06.28 00:25:00 -
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Ah, this calls for a trip down memory lane and my only foray into the world of advertising...
* Worn holoreel whirrs, cute Minmatar girl appears *
"Hi, my name's Tess, and as an innocent Minmatar citizen trying to make my way in the galaxy, I'm getting pretty damned tired of being harassed by all these Amarrians with their stupid slaver hounds! That's why I use Mutt-Be-Gone, the new hound repellant from Bonco-Tech! A quick squirt in the chops will be enough to send the foulest of slaver hounds scuttling away with their tails between their legs. And if you really want to stick it to the pooch, half a dozen blasts will even be fatal! Yes, it's hasta la vista, puppy! And what's more, not only is Mutt-Be-Gone harmless to humans, it's completely untraceable, so you can decimate the slaver hound population of your favourite Amarr suburb and the fools will be none the wiser! Mutt-Be-Gone, for all your anti-slaver hound needs!"
* Camera zooms in on gaudily covered can for a moment and then the holoreel finishes *
That was a while ago and I think the product was banned or discontinued or something. However, I'm sure there must be a few old cans of it kicking around somewhere in the galaxy...
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"My dear, I'm going to have a pretty lonely walk between this and Kingdom Come. Won't you give me one kiss? It'll be something to keep off the darkness now and then."
Bram Stoker, Dracula |
Haratu
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Posted - 2004.06.28 06:36:00 -
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Kooky, you need a quick lesson:
Slaver hounds are skinny, vicious, have four legs and drool.
Slaves are also usually skinny, but are not vicious, have two legs, and only drool if you got a pork roast in front of them.
The basic idea is to aim your gun at the creatures with four legs and not the ones with two legs. Aim for the brain should work, this is easy because the head is usually attached to your leg.
I roleplay... there is this computer game called "Earth - The First Genesis" where i play a character in the early 21st century. |
Kalast Raven
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Posted - 2004.06.28 10:01:00 -
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Edited by: Kalast Raven on 28/06/2004 10:02:29
I know a guy who can help you. Contact Ara Belegalen if you need slaver hounds.
EDIT : Removed OOC reference.
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K. Raven
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Kooky Blonde
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Posted - 2004.06.29 01:47:00 -
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ummm...thats not helping me, but kalast i will contact him, thank you.
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Purvy
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Posted - 2004.06.29 02:07:00 -
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Kooky i have a few slaves stored away, along with some homeless if you want to bargain for them, however be warned i only accept trades of panties 
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Kooky Blonde
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Posted - 2004.06.29 03:50:00 -
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who do you think i am? nafri?
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Purvy
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Posted - 2004.06.29 11:26:00 -
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Edited by: Purvy on 29/06/2004 11:27:46
hmm well how about something else then as i really don't like having the slaves and homeless around they are starting to get alittle too close to my stack of X-Instinct pills. perhaps a trade of fresh fruits? we are always running out of oranges and peaches at the sharks lair.
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Kooky Blonde
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Posted - 2004.06.29 16:23:00 -
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how about some juicy fruit?
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Hardin
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Posted - 2004.06.29 16:44:00 -
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I call my hounds Maggot and Zoolkhan - They are amazingly loyal pets!
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Iskander
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Posted - 2004.07.01 12:24:00 -
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 Originally by: Hardin
I call my hounds Maggot and Zoolkhan - They are amazingly loyal pets!
Oooh, just you wait until I tell them Hardin, you'll be in BIG trouble!!!
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Iskander
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Posted - 2004.07.01 12:24:00 -
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Originally by: Hardin
I call my hounds Maggot and Zoolkhan - They are amazingly loyal pets!
Oooh, just you wait until I tell them Hardin, you'll be in BIG trouble!!!
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