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Zavulon Sukkot
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2012.04.01 18:02:00 -
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Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.
EVE is one of the most dynamic and expressive games in terms of interaction on the market, both in the past and these days. It's true that the game is not without its issues, but there is still not another game on the market that has the dynamism of EVE, I think.
Now, EVE has indeed changed a lot in the last few years. You can't really run a MMO for 7+ years without that. As times change, so must we all. In that light, I believe it's ready to announce the next chapter in the evolution of Suddenly Ninjas.
EVE have given us here at TEARS so much, that I feel it is time for us to give back. Over-triggered a mission? -10s suiciding your hard working miners? Criminal scum running rampant in your space?
We're here to help. If you have found a spot in EVE that's too hard, or you just need a bit of advice or a helping hand, feel free to look for your nearest TEARS or Suddenly Ninjas associate in your local chat. We will be delighted to assist!
As of now: I proudly announce the new SN Code of Conduct: 1. There is only one space, and we all have to share it. Ninja's don't steal resources other people need. 2. Ninjas tread softly. Our pride is in you not realizing you've been helped. We must still strive to bring assistance to all in EVE, not merely those who are social. 3. We must follow the letter of the law. EVE is a land of laws, not men. CONCORD is the last bastion against the lawlessness of space, and we must do all we can to support its initiatives and programs.
In this spirit, we look forward to the change we can bring to EVE.
Thank you, and good night. |
Femaref
Armageddon Day WE FORM VOLTRON
12
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Posted - 2012.04.01 18:12:00 -
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yeah, right. |
Ohh Yeah
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
48
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Posted - 2012.04.01 19:05:00 -
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This will be good |
Bernie Nator
Talocan Hive Talocan United
154
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Posted - 2012.04.01 19:07:00 -
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I look forward to seeing your new path and how it will benefit the player base. |
Dirk Decibel
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
19
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Posted - 2012.04.01 19:14:00 -
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The trick with april-fools-day jokes is to not make them too obvious.
April-fools-day-pranking: ur doing it wrong! |
Belle Amis
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.04.01 19:17:00 -
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Dirk Decibel wrote:The trick with april-fools-day jokes is to not make them too obvious.
April-fools-day-pranking: ur doing it wrong!
you beat me to it.. |
jimmyjam
Deadspace Exploration Conglomerate Clockwork Pineapple
30
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Posted - 2012.04.01 19:24:00 -
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You meant to send this to your corp and not here i hope otherwise its a pathetic attention grabing maneuver.
Zavulon Sukkot wrote:Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.
EVE is one of the most dynamic and expressive games in terms of interaction on the market, both in the past and these days. It's true that the game is not without its issues, but there is still not another game on the market that has the dynamism of EVE, I think.
Now, EVE has indeed changed a lot in the last few years. You can't really run a MMO for 7+ years without that. As times change, so must we all. In that light, I believe it's ready to announce the next chapter in the evolution of Suddenly Ninjas.
EVE have given us here at TEARS so much, that I feel it is time for us to give back. Over-triggered a mission? -10s suiciding your hard working miners? Criminal scum running rampant in your space?
We're here to help. If you have found a spot in EVE that's too hard, or you just need a bit of advice or a helping hand, feel free to look for your nearest TEARS or Suddenly Ninjas associate in your local chat. We will be delighted to assist!
As of now: I proudly announce the new SN Code of Conduct: 1. There is only one space, and we all have to share it. Ninja's don't steal resources other people need. 2. Ninjas tread softly. Our pride is in you not realizing you've been helped. We must still strive to bring assistance to all in EVE, not merely those who are social. 3. We must follow the letter of the law. EVE is a land of laws, not men. CONCORD is the last bastion against the lawlessness of space, and we must do all we can to support its initiatives and programs.
In this spirit, we look forward to the change we can bring to EVE.
Thank you, and good night.
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Aradus Gunnell
Tactical Entertainment Network
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Posted - 2012.04.01 19:30:00 -
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tl:dr TEN EVEning News! www.tacticalentertainment.tv
DUST514 & EVE Online news every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday! |
Tallian Saotome
Fractured Core Fatal Ascension
615
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Posted - 2012.04.01 19:52:00 -
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I was able to successfully call on their newfound kindness already.
I was running L3s in my drake, and accidentally killed 3 triggers in a row! Now, I can tell you I was scared to lose my new battlecruiser, so I called out for help in local, and immediately someone in a destroyer uncloaked and started helping me kill rats til it was safe for me.
+1 for this service. Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom. |
Herping yourDerp
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
446
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Posted - 2012.04.01 19:56:00 -
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troll post please ignore. |
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Tuomas Arturi
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
2
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Posted - 2012.04.01 20:34:00 -
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Zavulon Sukkot wrote:
We're here to help. If you have found a spot in EVE that's too hard, or you just need a bit of advice or a helping hand, feel free to look for your nearest TEARS or Suddenly Ninjas associate in your local chat. We will be delighted to assist! .
Glad to see you finally post this. As I have always said..... "sometimes helping others is its own reward". |
Ren Oren
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
5
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Posted - 2012.04.01 20:44:00 -
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http://www.evenews24.com/2012/04/01/finder-keepers-random-acts-of-luck-and-grand-theft-wormhole/ |
Jack Miton
Lapse Of Sanity Exhale.
164
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Posted - 2012.04.01 20:45:00 -
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God you guys are butthurt :) It's kinda awesome. |
Lady Spank
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
2043
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Posted - 2012.04.01 21:46:00 -
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You can tell it's an April fools because doing anything suggested in the OP would require risk, competence and a brain.
*sorry guys, just foolin' GÖÑ (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
BuzzyBeagle
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
117
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Posted - 2012.04.01 22:00:00 -
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My name is BuzzyBeagle and i am happy our corp has finally taken a turn for the righteous. Thank you Zav.
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Shawkatt Kitsumaru
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.04.01 22:07:00 -
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As a new player just trying to get by running missions, I was Pleasantly surprised when the ninjas warped in and helped me clear the rats. They collected my loot and salvage and returned it at no charge.
As someone who has directly benefited from the kindness of those at Suddenly Ninjas, I hope that many of the butthurt/butt devastated Carebears in this thread may see the ninjas for what they are, and not let their judgement be fogged by the salty mist that is their tears. |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
206
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Posted - 2012.04.01 23:23:00 -
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Oh okay. |
Lady Spank
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
2043
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Posted - 2012.04.02 00:00:00 -
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If you guys actually spent the day helping mission runners etc. then I think that's hilariously good.
If not then I also somewhat fell for an April fools here and if so 10/10 :) (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
Xa Fel
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
0
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Posted - 2012.04.02 00:52:00 -
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So brave.
I was moved rather deeply by your post and it made me reflect upon what I've been doing in this game and prompted me to log in and help some mission runners out in Aunia with a little RR so they could focus on DPS rather than tanking. They even let me have half their salvage and loot. Nice folks. |
Knee Garlips
Republic University Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.04.02 02:09:00 -
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there are two things this thread has that are EPIC:
my huge lips, and lady spank the hugest noob forum troll to ever grace the eve forums.
by the way my knee hurts. |
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Lady Spank
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
2047
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Posted - 2012.04.02 02:18:00 -
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Knee Garlips wrote:there are two things this thread has that are EPIC:
my huge lips, and lady spank the hugest noob forum troll to ever grace the eve forums.
by the way my knee hurts.
You forgot to include 2 things.
Your epic tears.
Your epic alt irrelevance.
GÖÑ (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
207
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Posted - 2012.04.02 03:29:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:Knee Garlips wrote:there are two things this thread has that are EPIC:
my huge lips, and lady spank the hugest noob forum troll to ever grace the eve forums.
by the way my knee hurts. You forgot to include 2 things. Your epic tears. Your epic alt irrelevance. GÖÑ It's funny he mentioned his knee hurts. Knee pads perhaps? |
Zavulon Sukkot
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2012.04.02 06:34:00 -
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We tried to help out, we really did! We had the best intentions at heart...
We tried to be councillatory, accepting, understanding, and even accomodating!
THEY WOULDNT STOP SHOOTING!
Why is everyone so mean? I suppose we have been too firmly cast in the mold we have cast for ourselves. Remember this, when EVE burns, and we are one of the legion waving the flags of decay. |
Corp 5py
University of Caille Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2012.04.02 09:07:00 -
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1'st of april, suddenly ninjas, helping missioners
Looks legit! |
Halete
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
47
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Posted - 2012.04.02 11:50:00 -
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Wow, who would've thought? A nobody like me, posting in an EVE celebrity thread.
I remember when a good bearing friend of mine told me about you.
Once.
In 2010.
Thanks for the public service announcement. Generic small-time hero-tackle pilot with no relevance. |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
902
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Posted - 2012.04.02 12:50:00 -
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Hey guys, this was no April Fools...
Suddenly Ninjas have declared war on themselves in a majestic spectacle of self flagelation
Follow the link for something beautiful
http://y0ink.us/killboard/?a=kill_related&kll_id=25121 My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny |
Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
109
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Posted - 2012.04.02 13:01:00 -
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<3! Would you like a kitten? |
Istyn
Tactical Knightmare
100
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Posted - 2012.04.02 13:10:00 -
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Hey Zav,
Tuomas beat you to it - https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=87427&find=unread |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
1262
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Posted - 2012.04.02 14:23:00 -
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Yeah, and The Skunkworks is devoting itself to fighting the menace that is Sansha Vanguards. It's time to put an end to CCP's war on piracy. Fight your own battles and stop asking CCP to do it for you. |
Katja Faith
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
11
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Posted - 2012.04.02 15:14:00 -
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New Coke. Just sayin'... |
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