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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.10.30 06:40:00 -
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Soup C&P
After several recent injustices against our name both in game and on these forums I, Larkonis Trassler, Supreme Overlord and Emperor for Life of Neo Spartans have decided to take us to war against these space perverts. We will no longer be restricted to the lumbering sperm whale bulk of Battleships to engage you while you hug gates and stations like the cowardly Franks you are...
Surrender will be accepted when the following goods have been provided.
10 Units of Dolls
1000 Units of Tobacco
1000 Units of Spirits
1000 Units of Exotic Dancers
1000 Units of Slaves
20 Units of Slaver Hound
1 Prostitute
250 Million ISK
15 Reaper Class Attack Frigate
15 Ibis Class Attack Frigate
15 Velator Class Attack Frigate
15 Impairor Class Attack Frigate
Potage C&P
AprFs plusieurs injustices rTcentes contre notre nom dans le jeu et sur ces forum I, Larkonis Trassler, suzerain suprOme et empereur pendant la vie de nTo- Spartans ont dTcidT de nous porter a la guerre contre ces derniers des pervertis de l'espace. Nous ne serons plus limitTs a la partie lourde de cachalot de cuirassTs pour vous engager tandis que vous Ttreignez des portes et des stations comme les contreseings lGches que vous Otesą
La reddition sera acceptTe quand les marchandises suivantes ont TtT fournies.
10 unitTs des poupTes
1000 unitTs de tabac
1000 unitTs des spiritueux
1000 unitTs des danseurs exotiques
1000 unitTs des esclaves
20 unitTs de chien de Slaver
1 prostituTe
250 millions d'ISK
FrTgate d'attaque de classe de 15 Reaper
FrTgate d'attaque de classe de 15 IBIS
FrTgate d'attaque de classe de 15 Velator
FrTgate d'attaque de classe de 15 Impairor
Calm Your Passion |
Haakelen
Gallente
Fire Mandrill
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Posted - 2008.10.30 07:02:00 -
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Damn. Dolls are hard to find, too.
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Vaden Khale
Amarr
the united
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Posted - 2008.10.30 07:06:00 -
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Only one prostitute? I think someone has their priorities mixed up...
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TAKEMEOVER
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Posted - 2008.10.30 07:50:00 -
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 Originally by: Vaden Khale
Only one prostitute? I think someone has their priorities mixed up...
No, he said 10 dolls.
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FU22
Maximum Yarrage
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Posted - 2008.10.30 09:08:00 -
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9/10
keep us updated!
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Samaritan Azuma
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.30 09:43:00 -
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this is your first war dec or something?
If it weren't for downtime, I wouldn't make stupid posts. |
EspionageX
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.10.30 10:08:00 -
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Lol @ the demands
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Jogvan
coracao ardente
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.10.30 10:56:00 -
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Originally by: Samaritan Azuma
this is your first war dec or something?
It's better than the usual Privateer war dec threads... 
Gl guys 
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Burn Mac
Minmatar
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2008.10.30 11:01:00 -
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GL HF
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Halphas
ZeDeathCorp
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Posted - 2008.10.30 11:10:00 -
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I love the automatic translation.
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Dark Soldat
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.10.30 11:12:00 -
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What are you gonna do with only 1000 dancers?hmm?
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Kaya Valda
Caldari
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.10.30 11:12:00 -
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Dammit, am I going to have to repeat all my smack talk in French? I wouldn't want to risk them not understanding...
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Neo-Spartans are Recruiting
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Krasnij Okjabre
Caldari
the united
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Posted - 2008.10.30 11:14:00 -
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I approve of and support this product and/or service.
Kras.
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Gneeznow
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.30 11:43:00 -
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no janitors or tourists?
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olzi
Caldari
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
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Posted - 2008.10.30 11:47:00 -
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Originally by: Larkonis Trassler
...
against these space perverts.
...
Hey, whats wrong with space perverts ? 
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Bubleguy
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Posted - 2008.10.30 12:07:00 -
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Edited by: Bubleguy on 30/10/2008 12:07:48
Lol you wardec us and few days ago you asked us to put some positive standing in order to help you making a rebellion against "The United". So funny.
Anyway the fight of yesterday was fun. No matter if we are in war or not, I enjoyed losing my ship in an exciting combat(was the first pvp fight i had ^^), i hope that will occur again.
Buble
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Aesheera
Amarr
Malum Crusis
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.10.30 12:13:00 -
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Good.
Let the games begin, see how good they 'really' are.
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It's Great Being Amarr, Isn't It?!?!
We are recruiting pirates! Clicky! |
Deitre Cibrus
You're Doing It Wrong
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Posted - 2008.10.30 12:59:00 -
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with nex in your corp this can only end badly ;/
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Originally by: Santiago Cortes
Please don't derail your own thread.
What is this sig missing?
Pretty colours? -Conuion
Not true! Has plenty -Deitre
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z0de
Gallente
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.10.30 13:30:00 -
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Originally by: Haakelen
Damn. Dolls are hard to find, too.
pop haulers in ingunn for all your doll needs, you may get a fair bit of garbage though.
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Jane GisKhane
Minmatar
Roids'Are'Us
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Posted - 2008.10.30 13:36:00 -
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10 Units of Dolls
1000 Units of Tobacco
1000 Units of Spirits
1000 Units of Exotic Dancers
1000 Units of Slaves
20 Units of Slaver Hound
1 Prostitute
...
And you call us perverts ? 
I have some soup for you, if you come and help for the dishes 
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Orar Ironfist
Digital assassins
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Posted - 2008.10.30 13:57:00 -
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demands need more livestock tbh.
keep us updated
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Necroth
Smoke and Fly Academy
Roids'Are'Us
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Posted - 2008.10.30 13:59:00 -
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Hi
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petite lucy
Minmatar
Roids'Are'Us
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Posted - 2008.10.30 14:00:00 -
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Quote:
Dammit, am I going to have to repeat all my smack talk in French? I wouldn't want to risk them not understanding...
I can offer on-line translation services in exchange of :
1 Unit of Dolls
1 Unit of Tobacco
1 Unit of Spirits
1 Unit of Exotic Dancers
No slave, I am minmatar, damn'it
1 Prostitute
250 ISK
1 Reaper Class Attack Frigate
1 Ibis Class Attack Frigate
1 Velator Class Attack Frigate
1 Impairor Class Attack Frigate
To help us paying the war ransom real fast
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lothia
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Posted - 2008.10.30 14:02:00 -
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larko you still mourns your carrier what agase you most c ke sometimes not has kill usit will be a pleasure of picking up loot your faction on your wreck and you will say thank you gall'en there for the 500M of whom whom it has us doner for is apocalipse
tuer n'est pas jouer |
Selaik
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.30 14:06:00 -
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Omg frenchies, I should maybe join them instead than this US infested alliance. Though too little prostitutes available :(.
Free Kugutsumen - Banned for exposing CCP T20's abuse. |
Kaya Valda
Caldari
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.10.30 14:14:00 -
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Edited by: Kaya Valda on 30/10/2008 14:14:23
Originally by: lothia
larko you still mourns your carrier what agase you most c ke sometimes not has kill usit will be a pleasure of picking up loot your faction on your wreck and you will say thank you gall'en there for the 500M of whom whom it has us doner for is apocalipse
Hmmm, maybe petite lucy could translate this for me, although I don't think it is in French or English.
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Neo-Spartans are Recruiting
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petite lucy
Minmatar
Roids'Are'Us
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Posted - 2008.10.30 14:19:00 -
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WTB Neo spartan member's corpses while they are hot.
Offering 1 spirit or prostitute, according to stock availability.
Delivery : preferably in Jita 4 - 4 ... I cannot afford loosing one more velator this month 
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Reptar Dragon
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2008.10.30 14:26:00 -
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Does C&P stand for Canada & Punishment now?
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petite lucy
Minmatar
Roids'Are'Us
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Posted - 2008.10.30 14:27:00 -
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Quote:
larko you still mourns your carrier what agase you most c ke sometimes not has kill usit will be a pleasure of picking up loot your faction on your wreck and you will say thank you gall'en there for the 500M of whom whom it has us doner for is apocalipse
Can be freely translated to :
Quote:
My Dear Larko,
It seems you still miss your carrier <Insert private joke here>.
It has been a real pleasure to pick juicy faction loot from your wrecked ship.
You will be thankful and propose us 500M isk again, as it seems it happened once for your apocalypse.
With love and Kindest Regards,
<Insert generic name and signature here>
Disclaimer : This is a free translation based on generic eve Smack generator tool, with basic keywords inserted for that purpose (in this case : carrier, 500M, apocalypse, loot). Customer complaints should be addressed to SmackWare inc.(tm)
Waits for her payment now :)
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Nexus Kinnon
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.10.30 14:59:00 -
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Originally by: Reptar Dragon
Does C&P stand for Canada & Punishment now?
no, but it appears that Reptar Dragon stands for bad posting
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