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DREDD xCZx YTiRi Directorate	Posted - 2008.10.30 15:22:00 - [1] After reading several stories and and replies you have made, I must say you have a great sense of humor, Makes me chuckle. Sooooo..... I have a request Can you come up with some super duper story about me killing and shaming amarr? Boy I hate amarr, just check out my bio Yayaya I would love it if you came up with some humorous story about me putting amarr to shame and defeat. oh oh oh And can you please include the characters ' Lucifer Caim ' and ' Keelabich ' as the amarr characters xD And DREDD flying his ultimate domi of course xD REWARD REWARD REWARD
Jana Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.10.30 15:23:00 - [2] Join New Eden Research today and never worry about queues again!
Rifter Drifter Minmatar Greatly Reducing Inflation Every Fight	Posted - 2008.10.30 15:24:00 - [3] wut?
Zephyr Rengate Caldari dearg doom	Posted - 2008.10.30 15:26:00 - [4] This SJ well... he has certain sexual needs...
Tzar'rim	Posted - 2008.10.30 15:46:00 - [5] Dredd and Sheriff are sitting in the tree...
Ziveo	Posted - 2008.10.30 15:49:00 - [6] Is this some kind of failed pod-or-post thread?
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE	Posted - 2008.10.30 15:55:00 - [7] /emote sells popcorn /emote profits $_ú
Faife Noctiscion	Posted - 2008.10.30 16:16:00 - [8] sheriff jones is not your personal army -- Your signature is too large. Please resize it to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Mitnal
sg3s Battlestars GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.10.30 16:20:00 - [9] You're giving my CEO a bad name by using his. Now stop posting. Originally by: Tarminic Because even when EVE sucks, it sucks less than every other MMO out there.
Le Skunk Low Sec Liberators	Posted - 2008.10.30 16:29:00 - [10] strange...... but true? SKUNK Originally by: CCP Navigator People who think I am joking or talking big are going to understand very quickly that there will be order
MailDeadDrop Archon Industries	Posted - 2008.10.30 16:33:00 - [11] Originally by: Faife sheriff jones is not your personal army By virtue of the Posse Comitatus Act, which except for a brief period in late 2006 and 2007 when the act was substantially suspend at the dubious suggestion of the Bush administration, remains in effect, Sheriff Jones is nobody's army. Now "Sheriff" is modern usage[1] is an elected position. Maybe we could hold a recall election? First we need to organize a petition drive. I hear ACORN will be available come November 5th. Once we have enough signatures (and luckily in this case, there's no pesky Federal Election laws getting in the way; heck even Chaos Incarnate can sign!) we'll have to get a ballot proposition. I hope it's proposition 8 -- I'd like to get behind the 8, or maybe have my opponents be behing the 8. I can see the yard signs now: Quote: Vote YES! On Prop. 8 -- for more law & order and less jocularity in your Sheriff Quote: Don't get behind the 8 -- internet spaceships AREN'T serious business. MDD (Gawd, I'm OD'd on the US election...) [1] In old England, "sheriff" was a position appointed by the Lord. Jump Clones: 8M and NO corp switching
Mithfindel Gallente Gariushi Foundation	Posted - 2008.10.30 20:12:00 - [12] I don't think our Ur-Quan masters do approve of this suggestion. Specially noting that apparently they are Amarr.
Chaos Incarnate Faceless Logistics	Posted - 2008.10.30 20:29:00 - [13] Originally by: Faife sheriff jones is not your personal army He's part of my personal army, though _____________________ The unofficial faceless Achura alt of EVE Online
Khraunus Amarr Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2008.10.30 21:59:00 - [14] Originally by: Chaos Incarnate Originally by: Faife sheriff jones is not your personal army He's part of my personal army, though Why do you not simply assimilate jones' face? That way you'd be twice as awesome. oh wai- Most importantly, how are you supposed to tell whether this is part of my post or my signature?
Chaos Incarnate Faceless Logistics	Posted - 2008.10.30 22:23:00 - [15] Originally by: Khraunus Why do you not simply assimilate jones' face? That way you'd be twice as awesome. oh wai- I actually have, his face is hollow on the inside True story. _____________________ The unofficial faceless Achura alt of EVE Online
Vaal Erit Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2008.10.30 22:27:00 - [16] I'll pay double if SJ posts a story that humiliates the OP -- http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/sigs.html
DREDD xCZx YTiRi Directorate	Posted - 2008.11.03 00:34:00 - [17] I WANT A STORY!
Dirk Magnum Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.11.03 00:45:00 - [18] Don't mind me I'm just posting ITT.
Khraunus Amarr Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2008.11.03 03:47:00 - [19] I'll pay triple if SJ posts a story shaming every single player in the game. Most importantly, how are you supposed to tell whether this is part of my post or my signature?
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.11.03 05:54:00 - [20] First off, Chaos, WE are an army, i'm not part of YOUR army. We went through this already! To-get-her. As in, we need to be together to get her. Stick that in your word-play pipe and blow it to bits Second, to the Poster Originelle; Killing and shaming amarr? Seen my race? See this laser barrage aimed at you? Quite My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Morgan La'Chance Caldari Dynamic Reallocation and Logistics	Posted - 2008.11.03 06:29:00 - [21] Still not seen any Eris poster so you're lots of talk and little getting an Eris poster printed, Dr. Colonel Jones. You should know your priorities by now.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.11.03 06:45:00 - [22] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 03/11/2008 06:45:39 Originally by: Morgan La'Chance Still not seen any Eris poster so you're lots of talk and little getting an Eris poster printed, Dr. Colonel Jones. You should know your priorities by now. I know my priorities very well, what do you think i've been doing-- thumk thunk Let me out!!! Shut up!! --all this time? My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
DREDD xCZx YTiRi Directorate	Posted - 2008.11.04 00:34:00 - [23] Originally by: Sheriff Jones First off, Chaos, WE are an army, i'm not part of YOUR army. We went through this already! To-get-her. As in, we need to be together to get her. Stick that in your word-play pipe and blow it to bits Second, to the Poster Originelle; Killing and shaming amarr? Seen my race? See this laser barrage aimed at you? Quite I thought you amarrians would have jumped at the opportunity of moneyz?
Khraunus Amarr Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2008.11.04 00:39:00 - [24] Originally by: DREDD xCZx Originally by: Sheriff Jones First off, Chaos, WE are an army, i'm not part of YOUR army. We went through this already! To-get-her. As in, we need to be together to get her. Stick that in your word-play pipe and blow it to bits Second, to the Poster Originelle; Killing and shaming amarr? Seen my race? See this laser barrage aimed at you? Quite I thought you amarrians would have jumped at the opportunity of moneyz? You have 10 seconds to get as far away from here as possible before I release the slaver hounds. Most importantly, how are you supposed to tell whether this is part of my post or my signature?
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.11.04 06:03:00 - [25] Originally by: DREDD xCZx I thought you amarrians would have jumped at the opportunity of moneyz? that's caldari sir, caldari My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Bellum Eternus Gallente Death of Virtue	Posted - 2008.11.04 06:51:00 - [26] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Originally by: DREDD xCZx I thought you amarrians would have jumped at the opportunity of moneyz? that's caldari sir, caldari Oh ouch. LOL. Was wondering how long it would take for someone to make that comment... turns out, not long at all. Bellum Eternus Inveniam viam aut faciam. [Vid] I M M O R T A L
Major Makoto	Posted - 2008.11.04 09:48:00 - [27] Did someone just mention money? Because I swear I just heard someone mention money.
Warbash 1	Posted - 2008.11.04 10:11:00 - [28] Where's the 'ding ding'? looks around
Chaos Incarnate Faceless Logistics	Posted - 2008.11.04 10:29:00 - [29] Originally by: Sheriff Jones First off, Chaos, WE are an army, i'm not part of YOUR army. But I already went and got the uniforms monogrammed _____________________ The unofficial faceless Achura alt of EVE Online
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.11.04 10:36:00 - [30] Originally by: Chaos Incarnate Originally by: Sheriff Jones First off, Chaos, WE are an army, i'm not part of YOUR army. But I already went and got the uniforms monogrammed that's all fine and dandy, just don't think you are in charge here. We don't do those hierarchy things here My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.

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