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DJ Geist
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:37:00 -
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Attention billionares of eve: you have the chance to make a guy settle down with one woman. I have this nightmare of waking up in the same bed with the same woman for every day for the rest of my life, even if I pod myself over and over again. You have the chance to make this nightmare a reality.
My gf joked today that if I personally presented her with 5 billion isk, she would marry me. She said IĈm unable to provide her with any real financial security, so the least I could do is act like IĈm ballinĈ in a fictional universe and present her with a tidy nest egg of isk in the eve world. Who knows, she said: maybe all the pew-pew and meager market maneuvers I make in eve, all performed while deftly holding my mouse in one hand and scratching my navel in the other hand, could translate one day into skills for a ĉreal jobĈ.
Through all the bitterness, I sense that she intends to follow through with the promise to marry if I manage to fulfill my end of the bargain.
So here is the deal: I need 5 billion isk. IĈm not expecting anyone to fork up the whole thing, but any amount would help. Please help revive me from my sloth by donating what you can to help me become a better man.
Thanks,
Dj Geist
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Ki Tarra
Caldari
Ki Tech Industries
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:39:00 -
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So what's the next copy-cat thread going to be...
I need to spam the forums to get married?
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Malcanis
RuffRyders
Eradication Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:41:00 -
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9/10 original scam
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:42:00 -
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Hey, i'm an avid supporter of the eternal love and commitment...*waits for laughs to die down*...and i'd be glad to help...*waits some more*...but you have a 500 million charge on your wallet to send any ISK your way. Mind sending me the 500 mil so i can support this venture of yours? 
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
sableye
principle of motion
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:43:00 -
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 Originally by: Ki Tarra
So what's the next copy-cat thread going to be...
I need to spam the forums to get married?
I need to quit eve to marry my girliend, but here is the problem to make sure I don't come back I got to give everything away but currently all my holdings are held up in the Central Bank Of IAC, so I'll have to play for a couple of weeks till I can withdraw it, but to get me through the next few weeks of playing I need isk to tied me over, so whatever you give me via ingame wire transaction over the next ew weeks I promise to give you back at 10x the amount once my funds have cleared from IAC central bank.
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Troye
Gallente
Independant Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:43:00 -
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Originally by: DJ Geist
My gf joked today that if I personally presented her with 5 billion isk, she would marry me.
I'll marry you for 5 billion, I promise you your nightmare of waking up next to a woman every morning won't come true.
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Tasty Bit
Gallente
UNITED STAR SYNDICATE
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:44:00 -
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I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 5,000,000,000. Get it right and you get 5b isk.
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Gone'Postal
Minmatar
Rage of Inferno
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:44:00 -
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Go to the post office, they exchange anything to Icelandic Isk, Should get a good deal as well.
Boost SISI VOTE NOW! |
5pinDizzy
Amarr
Umpteenth Podding
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:49:00 -
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Originally by: Tasty Bit
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 5,000,000,000. Get it right and you get 5b isk.
0? Oh wai... goddamit. |
DJ Geist
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:50:00 -
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Originally by: Tasty Bit
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 5,000,000,000. Get it right and you get 5b isk.
3,000,000,000 ? |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:51:00 -
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Originally by: Tasty Bit
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 5,000,000,000. Get it right and you get 5b isk.
and!
Did i get it right?
No wait..damn...and ain't a number...or does it count?  |
Madog
Minmatar
Atra Mortis Industries
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:55:00 -
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Edited by: Madog on 14/11/2008 17:55:12
Originally by: Tasty Bit
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 5,000,000,000. Get it right and you get 5b isk.
I know for a FACT that your thinking of 4. so please, thx :)
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DJ Geist
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:57:00 -
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Edited by: DJ Geist on 14/11/2008 17:58:12
well you didn't say how many times I could guess, so
I'm guessing that the number is 1
If that is wrong, add 1 to that guess, and that is my next guess
My remaining guesses repeat those two steps, until I have reached 5 billion
Just find my character in game and "give money", thanks. It's only fair. |
Tasty Bit
Gallente
UNITED STAR SYNDICATE
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Posted - 2008.11.14 18:04:00 -
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Originally by: DJ Geist
Originally by: Tasty Bit
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 5,000,000,000. Get it right and you get 5b isk.
3,000,000,000 ?
Close, but no brown, cylindrical, smoke-emitting object. GL with your search, though. |
Randibuggah
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Posted - 2008.11.14 18:08:00 -
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She's a Gold Digger.... kick her to the curb and get yerself a woman that will leave yer wallet alone!
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