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Ghoest
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Posted - 2008.11.16 16:03:00 -
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Half the fun of MMOs is breaking other people stuf right? Lets break the bank.
Heres how. Invest money from alts. The bank isnt going to be real picky about who gives it money. This allows them to afford loans. With your mains who should look some what respectable take out loans.
Then everyone have their alts all with draw at once. You cant lose as long as you keep your debts and investment are the same.
If you think corp is different than a guild or clan you have some insecurity issues.
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Epidemis
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Posted - 2008.11.16 16:04:00 -
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A good ole bankrun? Haha :D
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Kira Mossolini
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Posted - 2008.11.16 16:05:00 -
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You have to provide collateral.
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.11.16 16:05:00 -
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Except they'd have the sense to call skullduggery long before they'd given out all their money in loans. And you'd need to loan off about 100bn ISK before they started noticing.
Scale, my friend. Scale. ________________________________________________
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Seth Ruin
Minmatar Ominous Corp Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.11.16 16:05:00 -
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Yeah, you have fun with that.
Personally, I have no complaints about EBank's services.
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Furb Killer
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2008.11.16 16:27:00 -
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHHHAHAHAHAH that is so funny
No serious, it isnt funny. |

An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.16 16:33:00 -
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The other half of the fun of MMOs is making good posts.
You seem to have failed at both halfs. |

Mr Friendly
The Lost and The Damned
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Posted - 2008.11.16 17:07:00 -
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Originally by: An Anarchyyt The other half of the fun of MMOs is making good posts.
You seem to have failed at both halfs.
So, we can conclude he has achieved complete success in failing.
WELL DONE OP. You've made us all proud.
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
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Posted - 2008.11.16 18:12:00 -
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so you mean like real banks?
yes :P yes it would. |

Mazzarins Demise
Profit Development and Research Association
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Posted - 2008.11.16 18:23:00 -
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The last figure I heard, EBank's money pile was in the trillions. |

Yakia TovilToba
Halliburton Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.16 18:52:00 -
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Can you do that with me please ? Invest all your money in my corp and then try to withdraw all at once, let's see who will be broken 
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Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.11.16 19:06:00 -
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Originally by: Mazzarins Demise The last figure I heard, EBank's money pile was in the trillions.
They have just over one trillian.
A loan requires the use of collaterol of equal or greater value to the amount you are requesting. Further more, they look at each request and essentially (if I recall) do a background check, so an 10 day alt with a multi billion isk ship asking for a loan is going to set off some red flags for them.
If EBANK was really as easy to break as the OP thinks it is it wouldnt have lasted as long as it has or have been as successful. OP needs to lay off the sugar. -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase:
Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
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Aeo IV
Amarr Xomic OmniCorporation
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Posted - 2008.11.16 19:08:00 -
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Can you say Capital Crisis?
try to get loads for Caps you can't afford.
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Khemul Zula
Amarr Black Plague.
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Posted - 2008.11.16 19:51:00 -
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You know the key component to a successfull robbery/scam? Not posting the instructions on a public forum before you've done it. 
Oh yeah, they'll never see this coming now.
Granted another key component is having an idea that'll actually work. |

EBANK Ricdic
Eve-Tech Savings n Loans
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Posted - 2008.11.17 00:31:00 -
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Nice idea.
We generally hold about 120-140 billion on hand at any one time to handle withdrawals and the likes. Furthermore we have another 100b in reserves from rich individuals that we can call on in the event of a run on the bank. Finally, we could release a bond if all else failed with a decent interest rate (4-5%) for a couple hundred billion if we needed in order to meet our obligations.
Long story short, good luck with your idea  |

Kylar Renpurs
Dusk Blade
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Posted - 2008.11.17 00:35:00 -
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Originally by: Kira Mossolini You have to provide collateral.
This. |

Harrent
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.11.17 01:17:00 -
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Edited by: Harrent on 17/11/2008 01:17:36
Originally by: EBANK Ricdic Nice idea.
We generally hold about 120-140 billion on hand at any one time to handle withdrawals and the likes. Furthermore we have another 100b in reserves from rich individuals that we can call on in the event of a run on the bank. Finally, we could release a bond if all else failed with a decent interest rate (4-5%) for a couple hundred billion if we needed in order to meet our obligations.
Long story short, good luck with your idea 
A wise man once told me that the line between confidence and co[kiness is how much you know...
I hope you know a lot :). |

EBANK Ricdic
Eve-Tech Savings n Loans
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Posted - 2008.11.17 01:48:00 -
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My post was only intended to explain that attempted sabotage as specified by the OP would need to be on a phenomenal scale in order to "break the bank". |

Ticondrius
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.17 02:14:00 -
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You would need many accounts, each with huge sums invested. And even then, you'd need a great deal of EVE Bank's loyal and content customers to turncoat to help you. Go read their FAQ and learn how it works. Realistically, you can't break it. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- RABBLE! RABBLERABBLE!! MMORPG: Many Men Online Role Playing Girls |

Ghoest
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Posted - 2008.11.17 03:49:00 -
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Well you probably wouldnt need as much as you say - any bank bust involves a panic.
If you think corp is different than a guild or clan you have some insecurity issues.
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.17 04:08:00 -
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It's very easy to destroy their bank, but of course I won't tell you how. XD |

ShardowRhino
Caldari Legion 0f The Damned
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Posted - 2008.11.17 04:42:00 -
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Originally by: Ghoest Half the fun of MMOs is breaking other people stuf right? Lets break the bank.
Heres how. Invest money from alts. The bank isnt going to be real picky about who gives it money. This allows them to afford loans. With your mains who should look some what respectable take out loans.
Then everyone have their alts all with draw at once. You cant lose as long as you keep your debts and investment are the same.
would you like to buy a million dollar home on your 20k annual income? |
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