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DubanFP
Caldari R.U.S.T.
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Posted - 2008.11.16 17:08:00 -
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This dangerous household chemical can be found in every house and every home. It's released into the atmosphere in such quantities that it can easily be detected in the air everywhere except the most barren desserts. On average Dihydromonoxide inhalation kills 10 people every day, most are just small children.
Drinking large quantities of Dihydromonoxide results in a condition known as hyperhydration damages nerve cells in the brain and can lead to permanent damage. The Gaseous form Dihydromonoxide causes severe scalding burns and can even be deadly while a solid Dihydromonoxide/NaCl mix in liquid water can easily result in frostbite like damage to skin tissue.
Dihydromonoxide is produced and consumed by us in large quantities every day. It's everywhere. It's in milk, popular sports drinks, tomato sauce, and even in ice cream. So now that you know the dangers of dihydromonoxide spread the word so more people know how to avoid being killed by this dangerous chemical. _______________
"White, Black, Minmitar, Achura, Male or Female it doesn't matter to me. I'm an equal opportunity killer" |
Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.11.16 17:09:00 -
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Indeed, I shall spread the news of deadly water Dihydromonoxide!
Originally by: Akita T
Seriously ?
...wow... I'm such a forum ho' !
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Mashie Saldana
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
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Posted - 2008.11.16 17:11:00 -
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Just use it as part of beer and you will be fine.
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Eternal Error
Exitus Acta Probant
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Posted - 2008.11.16 17:31:00 -
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I think you mean Dihydrogen monoxide.
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Sanka Cofie
Amarr Fractured Core
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Posted - 2008.11.16 17:34:00 -
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Do they test it on animals? ~-~-~-~-~ -[WillChat4ISK]- I can be the handsome Amarr space captain. You can be the helpless Minmatar slave girl. |
Arianhod
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Posted - 2008.11.16 17:41:00 -
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Thread needs more sessium-frankalithic-mixy-aliribium-rixy-dexy-deroxide.
Kudos to whoever get the reference.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Originally by: Janu Hull You're making me tingly in the special places...
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Iris Palere
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Posted - 2008.11.16 17:48:00 -
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Originally by: Arianhod Thread needs more sessium-frankalithic-mixy-aliribium-rixy-dexy-deroxide.
Kudos to whoever get the reference.
Mary Poppins?
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Great Artista
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.11.16 17:55:00 -
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They tried to ban it in New Zealand some while ago, I heard it didn't go through though, darn politicians. _______
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Hae t'Redd
Isonami Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.11.16 17:56:00 -
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Fear not! This silent killed can be effectively neutralized by ingesting large quantities of Ethanol. The Ethanol displaces Dihydromonoxide in your cells and it is then flushed out of your system. As a bonus, Ethanol makes you much more intelligent, increases your strength and agility, and makes you incredibly attractive to the opposite sex. If you doubt these claims consume some and see what you think.
Remember: To become nearly invincible and a love god, drink more Ethanol.
EVE General Discussion the 'new' CAOD |
Great Artista
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.11.16 18:04:00 -
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Originally by: Great Artista They tried to ban it in New Zealand some while ago, I heard it didn't go through though, darn politicians.
Found it, the same party apparently tried to ban it twice, first in 2001 and then again in 2007. Linkage.
Stay strong, the fight goes on! _______
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Arianhod
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Posted - 2008.11.16 18:23:00 -
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Originally by: Iris Palere
Originally by: Arianhod Thread needs more sessium-frankalithic-mixy-aliribium-rixy-dexy-deroxide.
Kudos to whoever get the reference.
Mary Poppins?
Red Dwarf - last episode of series VIII
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Originally by: Janu Hull You're making me tingly in the special places...
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Mr Friendly
The Lost and The Damned
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Posted - 2008.11.16 18:25:00 -
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Originally by: Great Artista
Originally by: Great Artista They tried to ban it in New Zealand some while ago, I heard it didn't go through though, darn politicians.
Found it, the same party apparently tried to ban it twice, first in 2001 and then again in 2007. Linkage.
Stay strong, the fight goes on!
That's... amazing
Dear god, imagine the panic if that MP learned of the dangers of NaCl when in elemental form.
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Salura
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Posted - 2008.11.16 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: Arianhod
Originally by: Iris Palere
Originally by: Arianhod Thread needs more sessium-frankalithic-mixy-aliribium-rixy-dexy-deroxide.
Kudos to whoever get the reference.
Mary Poppins?
Red Dwarf - last episode of series VIII
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
not quite it, close enough
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Hae t'Redd
Isonami Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.11.16 18:58:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Friendly
Originally by: Great Artista
Originally by: Great Artista They tried to ban it in New Zealand some while ago, I heard it didn't go through though, darn politicians.
Found it, the same party apparently tried to ban it twice, first in 2001 and then again in 2007. Linkage.
Stay strong, the fight goes on!
That's... amazing
Dear god, imagine the panic if that MP learned of the dangers of NaCl when in elemental form.
Don't worry, Sodium Chloride is also easily neutralized with a dram of Tequila and a wedge of the fruit Citrus limon..
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Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.11.16 18:59:00 -
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Originally by: Great Artista
Originally by: Great Artista They tried to ban it in New Zealand some while ago, I heard it didn't go through though, darn politicians.
Found it, the same party apparently tried to ban it twice, first in 2001 and then again in 2007. Linkage.
Stay strong, the fight goes on!
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2008.11.16 19:03:00 -
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Well, im not dead yet after 33 years of drinking milk, tomato sauce, ice cream etc.
Seems the body can handle normal quantities just fine.
Dangerous chemical? Thats like saying that coffee is lethal and forget to mention it takes 100 cups of it before it becomes dangerous.
Just take a deep breath and you will get your daily dose of crap down your lungs. Enjoy.
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ouroboros trading
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.11.16 19:50:00 -
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i breathed in and filled my lungs with immigrants
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Sanka Cofie
Amarr Fractured Core
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Posted - 2008.11.16 19:52:00 -
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someone came into this thread trying to look smart and accomplished the opposite in spectacular fashion.
well done. ~-~-~-~-~ -[WillChat4ISK]- I can be the handsome Amarr space captain. You can be the helpless Minmatar slave girl. |
Baldour Ngarr
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.11.16 21:49:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Friendly That's... amazing
Dear god, imagine the panic if that MP learned of the dangers of NaCl when in elemental form.
Nearly as crazy as the attempt by (some moron in) the Indiana State legislature to pass a law making pi equal to exactly 3. Thankfully a mathematician spotted that one and killed it early.
For the record, only last month someone in the UK died of water poisoning. It's only the third case I have ever heard tell of. ________________________________________________
"I tried strip mining, but I lost, and it's cold flying around in space naked." |
SeismicForce
Terra Incognita Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.11.16 23:05:00 -
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Originally by: Baldour Ngarr Nearly as crazy as the attempt by (some moron in) the Indiana State legislature to pass a law making pi equal to exactly 3. Thankfully a mathematician spotted that one and killed it early.
Would sure make geometry a ****-load easier
Originally by: Allisie In a recent interview, a dev mentioned that ships and skills cause lag and will be removed in EVE 2.
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Zetsubou Corp
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Posted - 2008.11.16 23:10:00 -
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In related news, oxygen is a poison. It's what makes us age. Stop consuming oxygen, and you'll stop ageing guaranteed. ____________________
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DubanFP
Caldari R.U.S.T.
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Posted - 2008.11.16 23:30:00 -
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Originally by: ReaperOfSly In related news, oxygen is a poison. It's what makes us age. Stop consuming oxygen, and you'll stop ageing guaranteed.
If you consider aging the breakdown of your cell's natural repair abillity and general health then wouldn't that INCREASE your aging? |
Mr Friendly
The Lost and The Damned
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Posted - 2008.11.16 23:46:00 -
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Originally by: Baldour Ngarr
Originally by: Mr Friendly That's... amazing
Dear god, imagine the panic if that MP learned of the dangers of NaCl when in elemental form.
Nearly as crazy as the attempt by (some moron in) the Indiana State legislature to pass a law making pi equal to exactly 3. Thankfully a mathematician spotted that one and killed it early.
For the record, only last month someone in the UK died of water poisoning. It's only the third case I have ever heard tell of.
Lol, I heard about that. All I could do was shake my head and be glad I live in a different country. Surely stupidity that vast must be infectious...
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B0rn2KiLL
Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.11.16 23:53:00 -
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gold, this stuff is =) ---
Originally by: Oveur It's important to understand that EVE is a "PvP" focused game
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Kyrall
A Few Killers
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Posted - 2008.11.17 02:54:00 -
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Originally by: SeismicForce
Originally by: Baldour Ngarr Nearly as crazy as the attempt by (some moron in) the Indiana State legislature to pass a law making pi equal to exactly 3. Thankfully a mathematician spotted that one and killed it early.
Would sure make geometry a ****-load easier
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Julius Rigel
House Rigel
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Posted - 2008.11.17 03:20:00 -
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This just in:
Dioxygen is a potentially extremely harmful compound that is found in every house and home. It also plays a part in producing the aforementioned dihydrogen monoxide, oxidane, hydroxid acid, and other potentially harmful substances.
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Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.11.17 04:21:00 -
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Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 17/11/2008 04:23:11
Originally by: Baldour Ngarr
For the record, only last month someone in the UK died of water poisoning. It's only the third case I have ever heard tell of.
It is not very common for sure but here are couple from around my neck of the woods. We have had a few fraternity pledges die from it when brothers felt that it would be safer to make them chug gallons of water instead of beer, guess they did not take a biology course. Another one was a women died when the Wii came out during a radio water drinking competition.
Slade
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Reven Cordelle
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.11.17 09:50:00 -
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Tomato Sauce? You mean Ketchup?
Well... I'm safe. You all should be too.
Because nobody, I mean NOBODY... puts ketchup on a hotdog.
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Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.11.17 11:14:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP This dangerous household chemical can be found in every house and every home. It's released into the atmosphere in such quantities that it can easily be detected in the air everywhere except the most barren desserts. On average Dihydromonoxide inhalation kills 10 people every day, most are just small children.
Drinking large quantities of Dihydromonoxide results in a condition known as hyperhydration damages nerve cells in the brain and can lead to permanent damage. The Gaseous form Dihydromonoxide causes severe scalding burns and can even be deadly while a solid Dihydromonoxide/NaCl mix in liquid water can easily result in frostbite like damage to skin tissue.
Dihydromonoxide is produced and consumed by us in large quantities every day. It's everywhere. It's in milk, popular sports drinks, tomato sauce, and even in ice cream. So now that you know the dangers of dihydromonoxide spread the word so more people know how to avoid being killed by this dangerous chemical.
Let me guess, you watched Penn&Teller.
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FlameGlow
Legio Octae Rebellion Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.17 11:41:00 -
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Edited by: FlameGlow on 17/11/2008 11:42:03
Originally by: Julius Rigel Edited by: Julius Rigel on 17/11/2008 03:32:31 This just in:
Dioxygen is a potentially extremely harmful compound that is found in every house and home. It also plays a part in producing the aforementioned dihydrogen monoxide, oxidane, hydroxic acid, and other potentially harmful substances.
No ****, this stuff is lethal: "Oxygen toxicity or oxygen toxicity syndrome (also known as the Paul Bert effect or the Lorrain Smith effect) describes harmful effects caused by breathing molecular oxygen (O2) ... which may result in cell damage and death." "Pulmonary oxygen toxicity results in damage to the lungs, causing pain and difficulty in breathing. Oxidative damage to the eye may lead to myopia or partial detachment of the retina. Pulmonary and ocular damage are most likely to occur" from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_poisoning |
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