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Tokyo Telephone
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Posted - 2008.11.17 11:00:00 -
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I promise this is not about nano ships or missiles
Here's a little background on me. I'm a carebear. 100%. I buy/sell/trade/mine/produce/haul and thats all I can do. Never NPCed, never ran missions, never fired on another player.
So I hear about this new expansion might have some love for producers and carebears so I resub my account, and go about my business of logging on. Something, however, is not right....
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0811/Myeyebegone.jpg
My face! How can any self-respecting carebear possibily wear an eye-patch?!??! |
Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.11.17 11:02:00 -
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In before "Dude, your eye!"
Nice depth perception OP. |
MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
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Posted - 2008.11.17 11:02:00 -
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dude, that looks kinda badass. |
Rexthor Hammerfists
Rage of Inferno
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Posted - 2008.11.17 11:03:00 -
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Edited by: Rexthor Hammerfists on 17/11/2008 11:03:57
Are you blinkin your eye towards me?
It looks like your blinking your eye towards me!
I swear if youre blinkiing your eye towards me!
Edit, maybe youve lost your eye to plastic money when diving through your vault? |
Roy Batty68
Caldari
Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.11.17 11:04:00 -
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Here ya go! 
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.11.17 11:06:00 -
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Just tell "arr, pirates took me eye!" and go on a carebear with claws style rambo-rampage. |
FlameGlow
Legio Octae
Rebellion Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.17 11:28:00 -
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Have ChaosIncarnate contract one of ?her? eyes to you, ?she? has 2(and almost nothing else)  |
Thudin
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Posted - 2008.11.17 11:32:00 -
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Is this a roleplaying thread? |
MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
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Posted - 2008.11.17 11:34:00 -
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 Originally by: Thudin
Is this a roleplaying thread?
yarrrr! |
Xindi Kraid
Caldari
Cerulean Sky Fire Industries
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Posted - 2008.11.17 11:37:00 -
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Edited by: Xindi Kraid on 17/11/2008 11:38:03
WTS carebear eye.
Still has fuel-grade tears.
-So says Xindi Kraid
Dear devs: Sign here
initial here
here
and here |
CrayC
Gallente
CrayC Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.17 11:39:00 -
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I thought CCP got rid of that particular bug (which it is) years ago 
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Dr Fighter
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Posted - 2008.11.17 11:44:00 -
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I guess somone ran out of homless, making camera drones and has resorted to covert bandit night surgery
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Muscaat
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.11.17 14:15:00 -
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Be glad you still have your face! |
Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.11.17 14:26:00 -
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Well no wonder you all suck with missiles now!
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Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |
Terianna Eri
Amarr
Scrutari
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Posted - 2008.11.17 14:43:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Well no wonder you all suck with missiles now!
TARMINIC YAAAAY \o/ \o/ \o/
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Originally by: Arthur Frayn
How much to ruin all your holes, luv?
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Constance Harme
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Posted - 2008.11.17 14:52:00 -
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I don't know, it looks kind of YARRRR |
Dibsi Dei
Salamyhkaisten kilta
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Posted - 2008.11.17 14:53:00 -
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Clear cache. |
Casino Alkasar
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.11.17 14:55:00 -
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ouch...
hand me that spoon! |
RedSplat
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.11.17 15:32:00 -
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Originally by: Xindi Kraid
Edited by: Xindi Kraid on 17/11/2008 11:38:03
WTS carebear eye.
Still has fuel-grade tears.
Contact my CEO
I don't want to set the world on fire |
Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis
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Posted - 2008.11.18 05:33:00 -
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Only choice left, you have to go pirate.
How can "eye" give you a hand to jump start your new career.
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space
Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2
WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.11.18 08:50:00 -
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CCP's way of telling you to stop being a missile user and start using gun sights.
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There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
All this has happened before and will happen again |
Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
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Posted - 2008.11.18 08:54:00 -
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WTS: Spare eyeball. 100% renewable resource. 2b/each
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