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Arknak K'Fluster
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Posted - 2004.07.09 09:39:00 -
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ISU RESEARCHERS DISCOVER NEW ELEMENT
BLOOMBERG - The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by
materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element, tentatively named
Administratium, has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic weight
of 0. However, it does have one neuron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice
neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of
312. These 312 particles are held together in a nucleus by a force that
involves the continuous exchange of particles called morons.
Since it has no electrons, Administratium is totally inert. However, it can
be detected chemically, since it impedes every reaction it comes into
contact with. According to its discovers, a tiny amount of Administratium
caused on reaction to take over four days to complete; the normal reaction
time is less than one second.
Administratium has a normal half life of approximately three years, at which
time it does not actually decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in
which neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places.
Studies have shown that the atomic mass usually increases after each
reorganization.
Research at other laboratories indicates that Administratium occurs
naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points, such
as governmental agencies, large corporations, and universities. It is always
found in the newest, best appointed and best maintained buildings.
Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be toxic at any level
of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reactions where it is
allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how
Administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results
to date are not promising.
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Arknak K'Fluster
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Posted - 2004.07.09 09:39:00 -
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ISU RESEARCHERS DISCOVER NEW ELEMENT
BLOOMBERG - The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by
materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element, tentatively named
Administratium, has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic weight
of 0. However, it does have one neuron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice
neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of
312. These 312 particles are held together in a nucleus by a force that
involves the continuous exchange of particles called morons.
Since it has no electrons, Administratium is totally inert. However, it can
be detected chemically, since it impedes every reaction it comes into
contact with. According to its discovers, a tiny amount of Administratium
caused on reaction to take over four days to complete; the normal reaction
time is less than one second.
Administratium has a normal half life of approximately three years, at which
time it does not actually decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in
which neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places.
Studies have shown that the atomic mass usually increases after each
reorganization.
Research at other laboratories indicates that Administratium occurs
naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points, such
as governmental agencies, large corporations, and universities. It is always
found in the newest, best appointed and best maintained buildings.
Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be toxic at any level
of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reactions where it is
allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how
Administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results
to date are not promising.
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Gundog Prime
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Posted - 2004.07.09 09:44:00 -
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LMAO
PS Watch 'Brazil' to see what Admin could do to the world 
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Gundog Prime
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Posted - 2004.07.09 09:44:00 -
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LMAO
PS Watch 'Brazil' to see what Admin could do to the world
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.07.09 10:57:00 -
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Edited by: Omber Zombie on 09/07/2004 10:58:41
ha, ha ha, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
/me falls off chair
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.07.09 10:57:00 -
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Edited by: Omber Zombie on 09/07/2004 10:58:41
ha, ha ha, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
/me falls off chair
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Moah
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Posted - 2004.07.09 11:09:00 -
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haha omg what a stupid name for a element.
Administratium
Next time name it Carebearium pls
Fancy. |
Moah
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Posted - 2004.07.09 11:09:00 -
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haha omg what a stupid name for a element.
Administratium
Next time name it Carebearium pls
Fancy. |
Orestes
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Posted - 2004.07.09 12:55:00 -
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 Originally by: Moah
haha omg what a stupid name for a element.
Funniest reply so far!
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Orestes
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Posted - 2004.07.09 12:55:00 -
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Originally by: Moah
haha omg what a stupid name for a element.
Funniest reply so far!
Join the IC! |
M0RIARTY
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Posted - 2004.07.09 14:04:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Moah
haha omg what a stupid name for a element.
Hey, your village called, they're looking for thier idiot
If you missed the point..... get a bigger net with smaller holes
Noo sig comming SOONÖ
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What are we going to do about all this ignorance and apathy?.... I don't know and I don't care! |
M0RIARTY
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Posted - 2004.07.09 14:04:00 -
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Originally by: Moah
haha omg what a stupid name for a element.
Hey, your village called, they're looking for thier idiot
If you missed the point..... get a bigger net with smaller holes
Noo sig comming SOONÖ
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What are we going to do about all this ignorance and apathy?.... I don't know and I don't care! |
Dirtball
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Posted - 2004.07.09 14:36:00 -
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lol the old too many neutrons not enough electrons story.
I personally have found administratium in my place of work as well, however it consists of 7 neutrons and 15 electrons, however since there are plenty of morons being exchanged between the 7 neutrons the electrons are busy making reactions happen.
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Dirtball
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Posted - 2004.07.09 14:36:00 -
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lol the old too many neutrons not enough electrons story.
I personally have found administratium in my place of work as well, however it consists of 7 neutrons and 15 electrons, however since there are plenty of morons being exchanged between the 7 neutrons the electrons are busy making reactions happen.
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Limpchimp
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Posted - 2004.07.09 15:18:00 -
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Originally by: Moah
haha omg what a stupid name for a element.
Administratium
It appears you have been in contact with Villageidiotium.
NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Limpchimp
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Posted - 2004.07.09 15:18:00 -
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Originally by: Moah
haha omg what a stupid name for a element.
Administratium
It appears you have been in contact with Villageidiotium.
NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.07.09 18:07:00 -
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Smart funny, there's this line where that becomes just longwinded and that line is way back over there.
Convert Stations
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.07.09 18:07:00 -
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Smart funny, there's this line where that becomes just longwinded and that line is way back over there.
Convert Stations
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Vegeta
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Posted - 2004.07.09 18:22:00 -
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-_-
2005.04.25 16:40:42 combat Your 1400mm Howitzer Artillery II perfectly strikes LawrenceNewton [WARAG], wrecking for 2706.9 damage.
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Vegeta
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Posted - 2004.07.09 18:22:00 -
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-_-
2005.04.25 16:40:42 combat Your 1400mm Howitzer Artillery II perfectly strikes LawrenceNewton [WARAG], wrecking for 2706.9 damage.
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