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Grayer
DEATHFUNK
Doctrine.
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Posted - 2009.02.21 14:25:00 -
[61]
Bump for the best corp in the Gallente militia. Seriously good action here... you won't be disappointed.
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Naradius
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Doctrine.
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Posted - 2009.03.03 15:19:00 -
[62]
Having come through the ranks of Microfunks myself, I can honestly say you won't be short of pew pew with these guys...there is nothing better than the taste of Calamari in the morning and it tastes even sweeter with some funks!!
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Waylan Yutani
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Posted - 2009.03.08 12:14:00 -
[63]
Microfunks pleasure clones industries
-loving you loving clones!.
We at Micros pleasure clones industriestm take great pride in pampering for our customers special needs. And as thus only provide the finest speciemens todays cloning technologies has to offer. Our clones are 100% disease free, as all speciemens are terminated and recloned after use. As a special feature, we have reconstructed pleasure clones after inspiration from old terran movies. Get Your very own "Beyonce knowledes" or "Paris Hilton" (dont tell, we wont ask). Or how about a genuine erotic movies star like "Pamela Anderson" and "david (the hoff) Hasselhoff" ? We ship and distribute pleasure clones everywhere, except jita. Prices range from 5000 isk to 1mil. isk.
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Waylan Yutani
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Posted - 2009.03.14 11:28:00 -
[64]
numbers rising, come be part of the family.
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Waylan Yutani
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Posted - 2009.03.18 23:59:00 -
[65]
x
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xTyberiousx
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Doctrine.
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Posted - 2009.03.19 03:39:00 -
[66]
You haven't heard?
One of the very best corps in the Gallente Militia!
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Waylan Yutani
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Posted - 2009.03.23 13:04:00 -
[67]
micros is still recruiting, and what are we offering ?
- 5-14 members online at average, spanning eu and us tz
- T.s and forum access
- Nice local pirates (tho, lazy bums)
- Non blobbing wts
- Career advancement.
- Nice relaxed atmosphere
- experience in pvp (from 0.0 warfare, piracy, hi-sec wars, and fw)
- toons spanning from 2 mill to 26 mill sp.
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Waylan Yutani
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Posted - 2009.03.24 21:45:00 -
[68]
x me up biaat'h
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Iczer X01
Darkwave Technologies
Doctrine.
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Posted - 2009.03.25 19:44:00 -
[69]
*Bump* for one of the best posts worth reading ... oh and for a solid bunch of guys even if they don't take a bath very often.
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Xorxarle
DEATHFUNK
Doctrine.
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Posted - 2009.03.26 20:12:00 -
[70]
The put the pew in the pewpew, I'm just glad that the smell can't travel through space.
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Waylan Yutani
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Posted - 2009.03.29 19:32:00 -
[71]
x
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Grayer
DEATHFUNK
Doctrine.
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Posted - 2009.03.29 19:33:00 -
[72]
another bump for the best corp in FW... these guys are crazy fun
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Waylan Yutani
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Posted - 2009.03.29 23:02:00 -
[73]
come join the fun :)
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Waylan Yutani
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Posted - 2009.04.01 07:27:00 -
[74]
bump
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Waylan Yutani
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Posted - 2009.04.04 09:46:00 -
[75]
bump
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Waylan Yutani
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Posted - 2009.04.05 09:57:00 -
[76]
bump.. free kills guarenteed - if not, i'll climb into a ship an you get to shoot me :)
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Waylan Yutani
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Posted - 2009.04.05 18:07:00 -
[77]
offer still standing :)
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Waylan Yutani
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2009.04.06 12:33:00 -
[78]
You wont get glory by doing lvl 4's in auvergen or dodi.. Get out there and pewpew goddamnit :)
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Waylan Yutani
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2009.04.11 14:43:00 -
[79]
Waylan slowly awakes as a hopefull new aspirant knocks on the door.. "Yes", waylan answer. The applicant steps in, "i was told you guys was looking for new pilots". Waylan trying to get a bearing on where and whom he is, tries to stall the applicant while gathering his senses. Waylan pulls out an old redwine stained aptitude test.."Here explodable one", Waylan hands the test to the applicant.. "Just mark off the Q's with an x in the A section", waylan tells the applicant.
#1 Your background..
a/ i'm an old veteran from 0.0 warfare and an "ex" pirate.
b/ i'm a two month old mission runner, just wanting to try out this fw ****zle.
c/ i'm a trader alt for my main in caldari fw, trying to get a spook inside micros.
#2 Where do you live..
a/ Where the meat is.
b/ Dodi 9-20 (mostly)
c/ I'm hardly logged, but when i am - i live in jita working the market.
#3 Why do you want to join Fw/Funku..
a/ I want to spread plasma justice throughout black rise. Kill caldari burgoise swines as well as enjoying to kill something on the gates and stations without having to tank 350 dps. Heard you guys like to do the same.
b/ I want to try fw, guess the next corp is as good as any other.
c/ I was shot by one of you guys, i want revenge goddamnit.
#4 A good fight is..
a/ Is leaving the fight with 14% left in hull, mods burnt to a cinder, trying to get the lewt of my latest victim while hostiles pops up on 400.000 km scan.
b/ I got on a km - me and 50 others sharing a shuttle kill *w00t*
c/ I wouldnt know, i'm a spook as i told you earlier, 4.5 mill sp in trade.
#5 Your definition of pvp..
a/ Fast small roaming gangs, if the gang is to large, it either scares the wts away or just moves to slowely. I like my pvp to be flexible and fast - Much like my women.
b/ Sitting in a large fleet safed up in a spot of the oms gate in villore, waiting while the fc gets his ****zle together.. hopefully the wts will have moved by the time we launch.
c/ Working the market hubs, by pricedumping stuff by 1 isk.
#6 Where do you see yourself within the next 6 months of micros membership
a/ Im the topkiller as well as top loser, you will all bow down to my astounding use of kung-fu.
b/ Left micros
c/ Left fw
#7 N.B.S.I ?
a/ hell yes !
b/ whats that ?
c/ My shuttle dont sport blasters, so..
#8 Your ship of choice is..
a/ Fast moving frigs, they are the new nano-gangs. They evade gate camps like a charm, can take down hacs, relatively cheap to replace and are underestimated, which provide even more fights, whats not to like ?
b/ My CNR in dodi 9-20
c/ shuttle, didnt i just tell you..
#9 How strong is your kung-fu ?..
a/ bruce lee was my student. Bruce lee beat the crap out of chuck n in the epic movie "way of the dragon" - so there you go!
b/ its not really
c/ i know tai-chi. i Like the sofisticated moves.. Makes me look vulnarble and sofisticated at the same time.
#10 A lost fight is..
a/ better than no fight.
b/ A good reason to hard-smack in local - calling the opp cheaters and griefers, write a petition
c/ makeing me quit eve and go play wow
Still intrested ?, contact us in funk inc channel!
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Waylan Yutani
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2009.04.11 19:00:00 -
[80]
So figureing, instead of just mindlessly bumping this thread, im going to use it as a diary - of sorts.
Logged on yesterday, wt jumps in - one of the corp mates notices he has a raven on scan. Which is kindda odd, because we live deep inside caldari low sec. Could this be some sort of bait ?, as he was moving without a scout. two Ishkurs undock, and soon we find the raven holding "outside" our system - 12 kms off the gate. I'm looking at it - he doesnt move, my spidey senses scream trap - tho im not worried about the raven as i know he cant hit me, if i just go into low orbit. Second corp mate immidiately jumps in - locks up the raven and i figure, why the hell not. We go into a dance with the raven, and its shields are dropping surprisngly fast, he has agressed us, (maybe he doesnt know that he could just deagress and jump back through the gate). Im trying to kill of his light drones as fast as i can, to keep them of our back, while my corpie puts every effort into finishing the raven.. when suddenly..
[ 2009.04.10 21:27:44 ] (notify) Raven belonging to Ivanova RaukFae self-destructs.
even tho we didnt get the km, it sorrta solved a discussion we had a few days bk - do you get a km, if the target self destructs 
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Waylan Yutani
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2009.04.12 01:03:00 -
[81]
logged on, checked for new apps, one new applicant. accepted him - but either he was asleep, away from keyboard or *shudders* dead.. made a formal greeting in corp chat, and setout to roam for myself a bit - met a local pirate. warped to the station and aligned for the nearest planet i could find, he undocked and i warped to that planet. He warped his vaga to me, me flying in a close range ishkur (as i sometimes do) put scrams and web on him - killed of his warriors two as fast as i could. for some reason he kept a distance at 5km at all times even tho i set my orbit to 500m.. Turned out he used an 10mn ab2. fight lasted some three minutes. was a good fight.
went roaming about some more, found a wt in local, warped and had dock set upon warping to the station. wt was at the station, in a vulture. Me flying the ishkur couldnt really do much about him, so docked up - dont have that much experience fighting vultures, didnt have a instaundock either, so.. sat in the station. a corpie showed up, to lend a hand getting me out of the station. He agressed and sent some drones on the vulture while giving him a good 45km orbit to harass him - i undocked, and gave him some peppering as well, not really the initial plan - but oh well :P - called out for assistance in militia, just incase there was a roaming gang about that had the capacity to kill the vulture before it deagressed and redocked. no such luck, we pulled our drones and made a full align out and warped. just as we got out, a falc jumped into local.. good riddance, falcs, hate them - still a good day in fw, one pirate down and some small skirmish swashbuckling with the wts.
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Waylan Yutani
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2009.04.13 02:23:00 -
[82]
"Hey i got a wh", a corpie said - "im going to check it out. Even got a harb on scan as well - anyone that can probe ?". i grab a helios and head out, a few corpies does the same - and soon we have assembled enough dps to take out the harb. It then becomes very much clear that i cant probe if my life depended on it, another corpie grabs a t1 frig and probes the harb out. Gang warp inititiated, and the harb dies. Loot is distributed amongst the participants.
A bit later, the same corpie from before notices a major plex, and i head out to help him. A wt roaming about in his rupture is running about in the nearby systems. The corpie warns that this particullar wt is very good at what he does, stolas is his name. I dont care to much, my ishkur has pulled down two hacs and a rupture before. I await his arrival - stolas lands on top of me. and we fight, moments later i have lost my seventh assault frig this month  and the corpie writes in local "i warned him that you were good, but he wouldnt listen :)" - It was a good fight and gf was written in local. And in an odd sort of way, nice to be killed.
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Waylan Yutani
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2009.04.13 23:57:00 -
[83]
only real action tonight (apart from some lame hard smack in one of the language channels) was when we aimlessly chased a wt about, we knew we wouldnt catch him - as he was in a t2 frig - but was good pratice in how to chase a wt/target down (which could be used in further 0.0 endavours or hi-sec warfare against people not in-the-know).
CAIN popped by to say hi - they bought an arby which they warped to the station - we had a quick look at him, and decided to go for him. We didnt know about the, rax and sacr they had on the other side - but as a corpie said, to do great in pvp, you have to do bat-**** crazy stuff as well.. I agressed the arbie off station, he didnt agress back, so i kept on pounding and pounding - trying to bump him off the station as well.. for some reason my web was on, and my 10mn ab off so.. 2 wts jump into local, the wt hadent agressed me yet - then it strikes me.. hes gonna dock up the minut these two wts land on me... instead of doing the sensible, releasing ecm drones on him and warp out. i instead aim for the km and overload my guns, just incase i get lucky and pop him before the wts land.. the wts land and begin to pound on me, they have point and web as well - im not going any way, and the rax dies quickly to the wt rax and the sacriledge. Its a three on one fight, and yet the arbie hasnt agressed me yet.. then the abie dies, then i die and gf is written in local. Gameplan was simple, have the arbie agress me, call out corpmate and pwn him.. but im not gonna call out a corpie to do suicide on my behalf - which made him a bit cross i think xD love them all, its a great corp 
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Balls o'Steel
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2009.04.15 02:05:00 -
[84]
Got another visit from CAIN tonight :)
Lots of pewpew, lots of targets, lots of fun :)
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Waylan Yutani
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2009.04.17 00:25:00 -
[85]
c'mon - even wts can bump this thread, more micros, mean more to shoot at :P
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Waylan Yutani
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2009.04.17 07:27:00 -
[86]
Bump..http://www.funkstars.net/microfunks/killboard/
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Waylan Yutani
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2009.04.18 00:13:00 -
[87]
need moar bumpage
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Waylan Yutani
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2009.04.20 00:44:00 -
[88]
bump
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Waylan Yutani
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2009.04.20 07:07:00 -
[89]
bump
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Anwar DeRuyter
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2009.04.20 09:23:00 -
[90]
Up up and awaaaaaay!
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