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Maulith
Brutal Seizure
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Posted - 2008.11.27 23:19:00 -
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Edited by: Maulith on 27/11/2008 23:21:46 So, Tonight i left the pirate corp ive been in for a month or so to start one of my own with a few friends. Im the first one into the system and Im sitting in station in a pod waiting for my alt to bring me a ship to fly, hmm maybe i can get a little bit of solo gate camping done tonight and make me a few iskies when i hear a cry for help....
[ 2008.11.27 21:37:41 ] Him > plz help [ 2008.11.27 21:37:46 ] Maulith > sup [ 2008.11.27 21:38:03 ] Him > i cant set this destination on this carrier so i can jump [ 2008.11.27 21:38:16 ] Maulith > u got a cyno up where u want to go? [ 2008.11.27 21:38:36 ] Him > at this point i dont care where i go just as long as i get it to work [ 2008.11.27 21:38:47 ] Maulith > are u in station? [ 2008.11.27 21:39:08 ] Him > i looked at the star map and theirs plenty of them in rang [ 2008.11.27 21:39:14 ] Maulith > come to zainou IV mate see if i can see whats up [ 2008.11.27 21:39:22 ] Him > no at astroid field [ 2008.11.27 21:39:45 ] Him > are you going to kill me? [ 2008.11.27 21:39:49 ] Maulith > in a pod? [ 2008.11.27 21:39:52 ] Maulith > lol no [ 2008.11.27 21:40:10 ] Maulith > u can dock here if u dont trust me [ 2008.11.27 21:40:20 ] Him > ok [ 2008.11.27 21:40:48 ] Maulith > but all i have is a pod, i just got here [ 2008.11.27 21:41:02 ] Him > ok [ 2008.11.27 21:41:09 ] Him > on the way [ 2008.11.27 21:41:20 ] Maulith > oh and a shuttle but thts not going to hurt [ 2008.11.27 21:41:22 ] Maulith > :) [ 2008.11.27 21:42:09 ] Him > ok so now what [ 2008.11.27 21:42:20 ] Maulith > dock in station [ 2008.11.27 21:42:25 ] Maulith > to be safe [ 2008.11.27 21:42:30 ] Him > ok [ 2008.11.27 21:42:40 ] Maulith > what ship are u flying? [ 2008.11.27 21:42:40 ] Him > ty [ 2008.11.27 21:42:50 ] Him > carrier [ 2008.11.27 21:42:54 ] Maulith > which one? [ 2008.11.27 21:43:03 ] Him > ammar [ 2008.11.27 21:43:14 ] Maulith > and u say u cant jump to ur destination? [ 2008.11.27 21:43:45 ] Him > i got thehelliumisotopes [ 2008.11.27 21:43:50 ] Maulith > yes [ 2008.11.27 21:43:50 ] Him > yes [ 2008.11.27 21:44:12 ] Maulith > hmm where is it u want to go? [ 2008.11.27 21:44:45 ] Him > at this point anywhere just as long as i figger out how to use this thing [ 2008.11.27 21:44:59 ] Maulith > i can fly ammar carrier [ 2008.11.27 21:45:16 ] Him > ok [ 2008.11.27 21:45:25 ] Maulith > not sure how u got it fitted tho? [ 2008.11.27 21:45:55 ] Him > cant you just tell me how to work it [ 2008.11.27 21:46:16 ] Maulith > can i see it in the fitting window [ 2008.11.27 21:46:29 ] Him > how do i do that [ 2008.11.27 21:46:48 ] Maulith > i need to see it i can view it in station [ 2008.11.27 21:46:58 ] Maulith > then tell u where ur going wrong mate [ 2008.11.27 21:47:26 ] Him > ok just tell me how to show it to you and i will [ 2008.11.27 21:47:42 ] Maulith > ok try opening up trade, did u insure the ship? [ 2008.11.27 21:48:28 ] Him > yes [ 2008.11.27 21:48:47 ] Him > wait [ 2008.11.27 21:48:52 ] Maulith > ah ok well if u open trade with me ill open it up in the fittins window and check the set up out [ 2008.11.27 21:48:57 ] Him > you want me to give you it? [ 2008.11.27 21:49:34 ] Maulith > to check the setup, coz i cant see why it wont jump [ 2008.11.27 21:49:48 ] Maulith > its a carrier it should [ 2008.11.27 21:49:51 ] Maulith > !! [ 2008.11.27 21:50:00 ] Him > look i might be new but not dumb [ 2008.11.27 21:50:30 ] Him > you have a -10 and wanted as **** [ 2008.11.27 21:50:46 ] Him > i would give you money if you tell me [ 2008.11.27 21:50:52 ] Maulith > i dont know how else to help u, but i do help people too [ 2008.11.27 21:51:12 ] Maulith > just coz im -10 doesnt mean im a real life ********! [ 2008.11.27 21:51:12 ] Him > lol [ 2008.11.27 21:51:15 ] Him > wow [ 2008.11.27 21:51:21 ] Him > come on guy [ 2008.11.27 21:51:40 ] Him > just tell me [ 2008.11.27 21:51:46 ] Maulith > well u havnt really told me much about ur problem [ 2008.11.27 21:51:51 ] Him > how about 20 mil [ 2008.11.27 21:51:58 ] Maulith > ill bloody help u mate, just give us a clue!! :) [ 2008.11.27 21:52:14 ] Maulith > 100 [ 2008.11.27 21:52:42 ] Him > ok i cant set a destination on my ship to use the jump [ 2008.11.27 21:52:57 ] Maulith > pay me 100 mil then and ill tell u! [ 2008.11.27 21:52:59 ] Him > if you tell me how to do that i will pay you |

PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2008.11.27 23:20:00 -
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Edited by: PsychoBones on 27/11/2008 23:23:25 C-c-c-combo breaker
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Maulith
Brutal Seizure
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Posted - 2008.11.27 23:22:00 -
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Edited by: Maulith on 27/11/2008 23:25:13 Edited by: Maulith on 27/11/2008 23:23:00 [ 2008.11.27 21:53:12 ] Him > thanks [ 2008.11.27 21:53:44 ] Maulith > i'll keep my word i may be a pirate but i always honour people who pay [ 2008.11.27 21:54:51 ] Maulith > obviously isk up front [ 2008.11.27 21:54:57 ] Maulith > and ill help [ 2008.11.27 21:55:41 ] Maulith > and send u on ur way, mate i could have ganked u in taht asteroid belt but i didnt! [ 2008.11.27 21:58:25 ] Maulith > your attracting the attention of other pirates mate. [ 2008.11.27 21:58:34 ] Maulith > locals full of em now [ 2008.11.27 22:07:40 ] Maulith > did u manage to fix it? [ 2008.11.27 22:09:18 ] Him > look i just need to know how to set the destination on the jump drive [ 2008.11.27 22:09:31 ] Maulith > pay me and ill tell u ..simple [ 2008.11.27 22:09:36 ] Him > i will gladly pay 20mil thats all i got [ 2008.11.27 22:09:44 ] Maulith > u own a carrier dude [ 2008.11.27 22:09:53 ] Maulith > u cant tell me u only got 20 million! [ 2008.11.27 22:10:54 ] Maulith > can u just tell me something? [ 2008.11.27 22:11:01 ] Maulith > do u actually have it fitted? [ 2008.11.27 22:12:19 ] Him > fitted with what? [ 2008.11.27 22:12:27 ] Maulith > modules [ 2008.11.27 22:13:09 ] Maulith > mate seriously if u let me look at ur fit ill tell u where ur going wrong then u can go on ur merry way to where ever u want! [ 2008.11.27 22:13:58 ] Maulith > ill fit it for u with the modules i got in my hanger, and i have some nice faction stuff on mine :) [ 2008.11.27 22:14:25 ] Him > the only thing it has on it are structure upgrades [ 2008.11.27 22:14:59 ] Maulith > ur not going anywhere then! seriously do u want me to fit it for u or not? [ 2008.11.27 22:15:28 ] Maulith > and u can pay me 20 mil for doing it [ 2008.11.27 22:15:58 ] Him > ok fine [ 2008.11.27 22:16:10 ] Maulith > ok then [ 2008.11.27 22:16:34 ] Him > how do i do it [ 2008.11.27 22:16:42 ] Maulith > trade me the ship ill fit it for u and then u will be able to jump, and ill let u give me 20 mil [ 2008.11.27 22:16:42 ] Him > walk me thrue this [ 2008.11.27 22:16:57 ] Him > ok [ 2008.11.27 22:17:08 ] Maulith > and 20 mil is **** all compared to what the mods actually cost [ 2008.11.27 22:18:04 ] Maulith > if u right click me and select trade [ 2008.11.27 22:19:04 ] Him > i dont see it [ 2008.11.27 22:19:16 ] Maulith > u see in the chat window my picture? [ 2008.11.27 22:19:28 ] Maulith > right click it and half way down is trade [ 2008.11.27 22:19:42 ] Maulith > u see it mate? [ 2008.11.27 22:19:45 ] Him > yes and i did that i read all the options but did not see trade [ 2008.11.27 22:19:53 ] Maulith > look again [ 2008.11.27 22:20:01 ] Maulith > its about half way down the list [ 2008.11.27 22:20:21 ] Him > ok it says give money ...set standings [ 2008.11.27 22:20:27 ] Him > but no trade [ 2008.11.27 22:20:52 ] Maulith > ok u see the trade window now? [ 2008.11.27 22:21:02 ] Him > yes ty [ 2008.11.27 22:21:16 ] Maulith > ok drag ur ship into it and ill accept and fit it for u [ 2008.11.27 22:21:24 ] Maulith > but u need to leave ur ship first [ 2008.11.27 22:21:31 ] Maulith > do u know how to do that? [ 2008.11.27 22:21:49 ] Him > yes plz hold [ 2008.11.27 22:22:04 ] Maulith > click ok [ 2008.11.27 22:22:32 ] Maulith > ok just a sec [ 2008.11.27 22:22:44 ] Him > ok [ 2008.11.27 22:22:53 ] Maulith > thanks anyway ill get right onto it
Nice new sparkly ship!
Ta Daaaaaaaaaa!
Or in short he gave me a carrier!! Who says piracy doesnt pay!!! 
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PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2008.11.27 23:27:00 -
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lol
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Kale Kold
Caldari Brutal Seizure
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Posted - 2008.11.27 23:28:00 -
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Way to go!!!
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.11.27 23:29:00 -
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That's one brutal seizure, my friend. Kudos.

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Maulith
Brutal Seizure
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Posted - 2008.11.27 23:29:00 -
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That my friend was a BRUTAL SEIZURE! :D How d'ya like them apples!?
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Maulith
Brutal Seizure
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Posted - 2008.11.27 23:29:00 -
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Originally by: PsychoBones Edited by: PsychoBones on 27/11/2008 23:23:25 C-c-c-combo breaker
LMFAO!!
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.11.27 23:30:00 -
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Originally by: Maulith That my friend was a BRUTAL SEIZURE! :D How d'ya like them apples!?
Heh - I got to it first.

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Maulith
Brutal Seizure
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Posted - 2008.11.27 23:37:00 -
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At least we know the name works !! 
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.11.27 23:53:00 -
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Originally by: Maulith At least we know the name works !! 
QFT. Now, if only I was as speedy with that Carrier. Ah well, next time!

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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.11.27 23:54:00 -
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Epic win. Congrats. Calm Your Passion |

Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.11.28 00:23:00 -
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DIS IS SAVVY
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Johnny Gurkha
Death Cult Covenant
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Posted - 2008.11.28 00:31:00 -
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You lucky **** 
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madthepopo
Skill Level Six Dara Cothrom
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Posted - 2008.11.28 00:31:00 -
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blocked out the guy's name from local, but not the ******'s archon :-)
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Maulith
Brutal Seizure
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Posted - 2008.11.28 00:36:00 -
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Edited by: Maulith on 28/11/2008 00:41:45 hehe Oops, Edited now :)
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The7SensE
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.11.28 00:48:00 -
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Edited by: The7SensE on 28/11/2008 00:48:52
Originally by: Maulith
[ 2008.11.27 21:50:00 ] Him > look i might be new but not dumb
True, he's not dumb... He's fu.cking r3tarded  ___________________________ All that we see or seem, Is but a dream within a dream... |

Jhagiti Tyran
Mortis Angelus The Church.
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Posted - 2008.11.28 04:54:00 -
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Very nice 
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taekwandokid
hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.11.28 05:42:00 -
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Edited by: taekwandokid on 28/11/2008 05:43:58 not sure if the whole post is a lie but the screen shot Maulith provided has been photoshoped 
Exhibit A
**EDIT** The Archon name is clearly off center and to low.... also the archon logo is to close to the shuttle (could be from diff resolutions but i doubt it)
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Jamis Bakar
Shade Holding Corp Shade Underworld
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Posted - 2008.11.28 06:00:00 -
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Originally by: taekwandokid Edited by: taekwandokid on 28/11/2008 05:43:58 not sure if the whole post is a lie but the screen shot Maulith provided has been photoshoped 
Exhibit A
**EDIT** The Archon name is clearly off center and to low.... also the archon logo is to close to the shuttle (could be from diff resolutions but i doubt it)
All aboard the fail train. Read above. Originally the mark's name was in it. "Sucker's Archon". Someone pointed it out, and OP shopped it out.
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Gneeznow
Minmatar Cruoris Seraphim
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Posted - 2008.11.28 08:01:00 -
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pretty lol, how old was the character?
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Phenomena X
Galactic PeaceMaking Talon Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.28 08:15:00 -
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Originally by: Gneeznow pretty lol, how old was the character?
Very hard to tell, since the character sheet doesn't show the day it was bougth.
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Maulith
Brutal Seizure
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Posted - 2008.11.28 08:15:00 -
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Yup yup, I've photoshoped the system name and the guys name out of the piccy from under the ship and in local. I had originally posted it leaving his name under the ship, someone pointed it out and i removed it. 
I think the guy must have bought the account as he was a total newb...c'mon he was trying to jump an unfitted carrier with no cyno up and he said he didnt care where he went. I did him a favour tbh he would have lost it in 5 mins flat!
All i could do was for him to "give" it to me, i'd just moved to the system and only had a pod/shuttle. He was sat in an asteroid belt for god knows how long so its a surprise he didn't get ganked before i got to him!!
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Hermiat
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Posted - 2008.11.28 08:25:00 -
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Originally by: Maulith Yup yup, I've photoshoped the system name and the guys name out of the piccy from under the ship and in local. I had originally posted it leaving his name under the ship, someone pointed it out and i removed it. 
I think the guy must have bought the account as he was a total newb...c'mon he was trying to jump an unfitted carrier with no cyno up and he said he didnt care where he went. I did him a favour tbh he would have lost it in 5 mins flat!
All i could do was for him to "give" it to me, i'd just moved to the system and only had a pod/shuttle. He was sat in an asteroid belt for god knows how long so its a surprise he didn't get ganked before i got to him!!
You sir are a total and utter, unequivicable superstar! If I wasn't a man i'd have your babies in a second! When I grow up I want to be just like u! :-)
Nice One!
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emf
Amarr Knights Of the Black Sun
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Posted - 2008.11.28 10:49:00 -
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Quote: look i might be new but not dumb
You'd think the game was up at that point. =/ Think the faction mods thingy really convinced him...
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Rhak Amharr
Minmatar Genos Occidere Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.11.28 10:52:00 -
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Very nicely done, congrats.
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Varalonia
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2008.11.28 12:20:00 -
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Maulith my old friend! Wonderful, simply wonderful! I applaud your catch. On a side note, you probably did him a favour!
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Kozala
Caldari Paper Street
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Posted - 2008.11.28 12:54:00 -
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Hey Vara o/
Yup i rekon i deffo did the guy a favour  
You active at the moment or you still busy in RL? I'll send u an eve mail in game tonight... 
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Maulith
Brutal Seizure
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Posted - 2008.11.28 14:07:00 -
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Hey Vara!
Hows tricks? You still active or you busy at the mo?
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Boomershoot
Caldari Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.11.28 14:12:00 -
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thou i don't support scamming poor noobs like that, this guy deserved it.
and that was one BRUTAL SEIZURE (lol) ______________________________________________
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