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Heath Ledger
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:50:00 -
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In what military experts are calling a disastrous defeat for the mighty capital fleet of Elitist Cowards, two carriers were lost in action late this evening.
EC had staged a handful of carriers in a small tower that was later put into reinforced mode by the NC in the L-SCBU in Fade.
It is not known if the carriers were repairing the POS, or were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Striking with lightning precision and epic blobbage, a Northern Coalition fleet surrounded the tower with HICs and Dictors and deployed bubbles. As panic spread through the enemy ranks, a force of nearly one hundred NC battleships and support warped in on the POS, immediately followed by a hot drop of a similar number of NC capitals.
Some of the enemy managed to cyno out, but a Thanatos and Chimera were trapped. The tower was melted within several minutes, and the EC carriers were demolished inside of a minute.
The NC reported the loss of a single covert ops vessel following the action. The pilot was successfully recovered.
While some may decry the use of overwhelming force on such an overmatched target, these same individuals probably don't hold space and as such do not merit opinions.
Top intelligence analysts are speculating that this turn of events may be the turning point in Elitist Cowards' much trumpeted offensive into the Fade region, and that evacuation plans are already being drawn up for a return to Empire for the much maligned capsuleers.
These analysts are also drawing comparisons from this action to the cleansing of Fountain from the Elitist Cowards' influence by the Sons of Tangra, albeit on a much smaller scale.
Further information will be made available as it comes in.
I'm Heath Ledger.
Stay classy CAOD.
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Emperor Salazar
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:50:00 -
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Edited by: Emperor Salazar on 08/12/2008 02:50:45 First.
Posting in a fellow corpmates thread.
Edit: Success!
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Xicho
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:52:00 -
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Why so serious?
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Bobbeh
Minmatar Navy of Xoc Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2008.12.08 03:12:00 -
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Kinda Reminds me of the news cast from the QR Trailer.
Nicely done, and was quiet fun to be there
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Admiral Frools
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.12.08 03:15:00 -
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I preferred you in that gay movie, you know the one with the horses
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General Xenophon
Caldari Infinite Improbability Inc Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.12.08 03:50:00 -
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This. Epic.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." - Boondock Saints |

Octavious Delance
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.08 04:45:00 -
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More like elitist newbs amirite guys?
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Michal Kaczev
Caldari 4th Cavalry Space Forces The Black Isle
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Posted - 2008.12.08 05:02:00 -
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lawl 
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Kusotarre
Gallente Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 05:26:00 -
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You should do what the real Heath Ledger did.
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Kusotarre
Gallente Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 05:35:00 -
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Actually, I read the whole thing now, and while I don't think it was thread worthy, I'll stop short of saying that you should do what Heath Ledger did.
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harry beanbag
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 05:43:00 -
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Fred0 its time you take a good look at your alliances postings and start kicking. These guys make you all look even more horrible than you actually are.
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Kusotarre
Gallente Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 05:48:00 -
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Originally by: harry beanbag
Fred0 its time you take a good look at your alliances postings and start kicking. These guys make you all look even more horrible than you actually are.
1) I. Ro. Ny.
4) Fred0 is not the CEO of EXIT.
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harry beanbag
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 05:50:00 -
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Originally by: Kusotarre
Originally by: harry beanbag
Fred0 its time you take a good look at your alliances postings and start kicking. These guys make you all look even more horrible than you actually are.
1) I. Ro. Ny.
4) Fred0 is not the CEO of EXIT.
you guys keep proving my point. thank you
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NATMav
Caldari F.R.E.E. Explorer Elitist Cowards
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Posted - 2008.12.08 05:56:00 -
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Congrats?
For the record the 2 carriers that did not manage to cyno out were closer to the tower than I was, so credit your kills to desynch. 
Also, be sure to thank GUARD for the replacement tower we took from them mere hours later from the same moon.  -----------------------------------------
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Kusotarre
Gallente Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 05:56:00 -
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Originally by: harry beanbag
Originally by: Kusotarre
Originally by: harry beanbag
Fred0 its time you take a good look at your alliances postings and start kicking. These guys make you all look even more horrible than you actually are.
1) I. Ro. Ny.
4) Fred0 is not the CEO of EXIT.
you guys keep proving my point. thank you
You've been an awful poster so far. At least when I smack **** up all over these forums I back my words up and, you know, kill towers.
What do you do? Oh, right. Not accomplish anything, and in fact your main ally looks like it is fail cascading AGAIN.
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harry beanbag
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 05:59:00 -
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Originally by: Kusotarre
Originally by: harry beanbag
Originally by: Kusotarre
Originally by: harry beanbag
Fred0 its time you take a good look at your alliances postings and start kicking. These guys make you all look even more horrible than you actually are.
1) I. Ro. Ny.
4) Fred0 is not the CEO of EXIT.
you guys keep proving my point. thank you
You've been an awful poster so far. At least when I smack **** up all over these forums I back my words up and, you know, kill towers.
What do you do? Oh, right. Not accomplish anything, and in fact your main ally looks like it is fail cascading AGAIN.
*sits back eating popcorn watching Razor nerd rage*
mission accomplished
fake edit: i'm in roir killing your caps on your pos's. I'm here having fun not blobing so i can go back to npc'ing 23/7. Learn your place and sit down little man.
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NATMav
Caldari F.R.E.E. Explorer Elitist Cowards
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Posted - 2008.12.08 06:00:00 -
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Also, to take full responsibility, this was a FREEE corp tower and op, no other EC were harmed in the destruction of this tower.
We were bored, we saw an empty Prom moon, so we took it. Nothing but pixels in the end.
Nice fleet though.  -----------------------------------------
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XXSketchxx
Gallente Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 06:02:00 -
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Posting in a color that contrasts horribly with the background cuz thats what dem kool kids is doin.
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harry beanbag
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 06:03:00 -
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Originally by: XXSketchxx
Posting in a color that contrasts horribly with the background cuz thats what dem kool kids is doin.
anything to make you uncomfortable snookems
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Kusotarre
Gallente Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 06:09:00 -
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Ah well, harry. Sorry to disappoint you.
You came in here claiming that we couldn't beat you outside EU TZ. You were wrong.
It's pretty childish to take that out on us on the forums instead of ingame, but it's pretty much to be expected.
When ATLAS first came up here, we actually showed a little trepidation, were a little more careful when we deployed caps in US TZ, spread our scouts just a few systems further.
What a disappointment.
It is, however, pretty cute to watch you imagine that Fred0 or people as chill as him really give a **** what you have to say, though.
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Kylegar
Caldari Quantum Industries RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 06:12:00 -
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Originally by: harry beanbag
Fred0 its time you take a good look at your alliances postings and start kicking. These guys make you all look even more horrible than you actually are.
I don't think I have ever quoted better irony. Really.
And the blue hurts my eyes. Stop. --
Originally by: CCP Ginger No sex changes.
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Verite Rendition
Caldari F.R.E.E. Explorer Elitist Cowards
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Posted - 2008.12.08 06:16:00 -
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Originally by: NATMav Also, to take full responsibility, this was a FREEE corp tower and op, no other EC were harmed in the destruction of this tower.
We were bored, we saw an empty Prom moon, so we took it. Nothing but pixels in the end.
Nice fleet though. 
Note to self: The NC can field enough caps to melt a tower before you can slowboat out of range of a bubble in a carrier. I've never seen 200+ ships jump in at once so that's cool, in retrospect I wish I would have asked CCP to reinforce the node however. The NC caught us fair and square regardless, but that doesn't mean I enjoy sitting there unable to move for a good minute.
Oh, and at a "Fade offensive". With all due respect we're just up here to cause a mess since it was our old home - unless the day comes that we can beat the whole NC, I don't expect to actually launch an offensive or actually take Fade. With that said, this won't be changing anything, there's still plenty of people to shoot in the North so I think we'll stay. ---- FREE Explorer Lead Megalomanic EVE Null-Sec Player Influence Map http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/Veritefw/FWinf |

harry beanbag
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 06:18:00 -
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*atlas sucks* *loses caps on their own pos's to atlas nanogang*
i would say i had higher expectations of your lot but that would be a flat out lie
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FubarSF
Caldari Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.12.08 06:30:00 -
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Originally by: NATMav Edited by: NATMav on 08/12/2008 06:09:13 Congrats?
For the record the 2 carriers that did not manage to cyno out were closer to the tower than I was, so credit your kills to desynch. 
Also, be sure to thank GFED for the replacement tower we took from them mere hours later from the same moon. 
You stole the replacement tower    If the carrier loses where do to desynce, sorry. TBH this was not thread worthy.
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NATMav
Caldari F.R.E.E. Explorer Elitist Cowards
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Posted - 2008.12.08 06:40:00 -
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Originally by: FubarSF You stole the replacement tower    If the carrier loses where do to desynce, sorry. TBH this was not thread worthy.
Yeah I guess GFED stuck a tower there and unanchored it for some reason with our covops still in system.
But sadly, 200 ships entering a low-traffic system, it wasn't pretty. My carrier tracked backwards about 5 times before it finally started moving down towards the tower. I got lucky and finally hit the cyno about a minute before the tower fell, the other 2 weren't so lucky. -----------------------------------------
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Wesley Baird
Caldari BURN EDEN Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.12.08 06:46:00 -
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Originally by: Heath Ledger In what military experts are calling a disastrous defeat for the mighty capital fleet of Elitist Cowards, two carriers were lost in action late this evening.
EC had staged a handful of carriers in a small tower that was later put into reinforced mode by the NC in the L-SCBU in Fade.
It is not known if the carriers were repairing the POS, or were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Striking with lightning precision and epic blobbage, a Northern Coalition fleet surrounded the tower with HICs and Dictors and deployed bubbles. As panic spread through the enemy ranks, a force of nearly one hundred NC battleships and support warped in on the POS, immediately followed by a hot drop of a similar number of NC capitals.
Some of the enemy managed to cyno out, but a Thanatos and Chimera were trapped. The tower was melted within several minutes, and the EC carriers were demolished inside of a minute.
The NC reported the loss of a single covert ops vessel following the action. The pilot was successfully recovered.
While some may decry the use of overwhelming force on such an overmatched target, these same individuals probably don't hold space and as such do not merit opinions.
Top intelligence analysts are speculating that this turn of events may be the turning point in Elitist Cowards' much trumpeted offensive into the Fade region, and that evacuation plans are already being drawn up for a return to Empire for the much maligned capsuleers.
These analysts are also drawing comparisons from this action to the cleansing of Fountain from the Elitist Cowards' influence by the Sons of Tangra, albeit on a much smaller scale.
Further information will be made available as it comes in.
I'm Heath Ledger.
Stay classy CAOD.
Don't listen to the nay sayers Heath, this post is full of win!
+Rep
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Graalum
Caldari Interstellar eXodus Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 07:32:00 -
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Originally by: Kusotarre
Originally by: harry beanbag
Fred0 its time you take a good look at your alliances postings and start kicking. These guys make you all look even more horrible than you actually are.
1) I. Ro. Ny.
posting terribly is sort of our thing
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Graalum
Caldari Interstellar eXodus Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 07:37:00 -
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Edited by: Graalum on 08/12/2008 07:37:29
Originally by: Kylegar
Originally by: harry beanbag
Fred0 its time you take a good look at your alliances postings and start kicking. These guys make you all look even more horrible than you actually are.
I don't think I have ever quoted better irony. Really.
And the blue hurts my eyes. Stop.
if it hurts your eyes he wins, and if you tell him he is winning, he will never stop, and since you have told him he is winning, we all lose.
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Fred0
Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 08:10:00 -
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Jeebus guys. I know the FREE guys like to bash us when they can but this takes the price. We don't post COAD threads unless it's absolutely epic during war times and this war is not it, atleat yet. Shut up on forums now RZR. --- "Cutting Edge 4 Life" |

Graalum
Caldari Interstellar eXodus Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.08 08:13:00 -
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Edited by: Graalum on 08/12/2008 08:13:49
Originally by: harry beanbag
Fred0 its time you take a good look at your alliances postings and start kicking. These guys make you all look even more horrible than you actually are.
Originally by: Fred0 Jeebus guys. I know the FREE guys like to bash us when they can but this takes the price. We don't post COAD threads unless it's absolutely epic during war times and this war is not it, atleat yet. Shut up on forums now RZR.
  
thats pretty awesome
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