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Baquack Obamailure
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:10:00 -
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Edited by: Baquack Obamailure on 10/12/2008 04:12:01 ~official statement from CEO-elect Baquack Obamailure~
I've been alluding to this particular tale for a while now. I had to wait for a bit before sharing this as, to be frank I found it a bit difficult to believe. I've become quite a bit more convinced about it recently and am quite certain about at least one part of this particular tale of space hilarity and the lengths that some particular people will go to in a spaceship game and to be frank whether it's all one hundred percent true or not I feel a need to share it with you. I provide it to you not out of any real concern, but because this story is an excellent motivator for me and I believe that you too will gain enjoyment from it.
As many of you know this whole thing started back when we spent a month asking a particular group of Russians not to run a plex that was never anything but ours. They gave us the finger and hostilities began. Now there's some interesting backstory. LETA apparently has a rather affluent Russian gentlman as its resident sugardaddy. What may very well have caused the rather violent angst of LETA in particular is the fact that not long before we began these hostilities both the corp and the space were purchased from Nync for a pile of real life cash. Our hostile actions against these interlopers, who had apparently purchased rights which weren't theirs to sell, apparently ****ed up Nync's loltacular financial arrangement. The reason for these original misunderstandings? It may very well be because many of the accounts of the names you remember were also purchased by this gentleman, and they had no idea about existing arrangements nor care, because I mean hey, what can't money buy?
So titans are still changing hands for real life cash. We decide to hit LETA who then forms ROL and Nync starts chestpounding on the Russian forums about how we're terrible racists and we hate Russians and blah blah blah. It becomes apparent that ROL cannot do a thing to us, and SE, who were without a titan one week magically are back in the fray and back in a titan. No gigantic flocking to their banner despite their newfound sense of nationalism because, quite frankly nobody buys their bull****. This is a familiar tune with Nync who doesn't give a **** about anything but his wallet and every single Russian knows it. Even those under his banner.
Now long before this AAA had been talking about hooking up with BoB, whether seriously or not. Somewhere in this equation Evil Thug is paid a large, think tens of thousands of dollars, chunk of real life money. Wham Bam AAA is no longer our friend but suddenly filled with the desire they've never had to engage in territorial conquest against an enemy who quite frankly, outclassed them by a wide margin. Not only are they willing to do something they've never shown a single sign of being interested, but lo and behold they're on the side of ROL and SE... You'll notice from my conversation with Evil Thug yesterday that there was no denial of him being paid. So this is how AAA chooses to go out, not with a bang but with a ka-ching!
BoB may or may not have been paid cash or with a titan, and across the intel channels are whispers of a rich Russian gentleman offering astounding levels of real life money in order for people to fight us.
So this may very well be what you're fighting gentlemen. A mish-mosh of disparate Bad News Bears alliances who have absolutely no connection whatsoever aside from the fact that some of them speak Russian and all have been rumored to have been paid off enormous sums of money by a rich Russian sugardaddy. Their dream is to have bought themselves a coalition that can seriously not just take a station or two, but to actually defeat us and push us out of conquerable space. They will take any ***s they can get, AAA's original protestations aside, that will increase their numbers. Why would AAA change its story and leave its balls at the door? $$$
fin
EDIT: FREE STUCKS
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Will Hunter
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:11:00 -
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ground ****ing floor
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Virtuality
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:11:00 -
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Ground floor in soon to be epic bread
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Tirk Umpat
Caldari Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:13:00 -
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In Soviet Russia, ISK farms YOU
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Cayleu
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:13:00 -
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First page!
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Everir Entar
Minmatar Legion Du Lys GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:16:00 -
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Quebec signing in.
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Baquack Obamailure
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:18:00 -
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(1:33:06 PM) Evil Thug: Make no mistake about it. We are fighting a force that is larger than we are. (1:33:14 PM) Evil Thug: How does it feel to lie to your own troops ? (1:34:10 PM) me: Hmmm... current fleet count has us outnumbered 4 to one... just like the other day... (1:34:20 PM) me: What's you going ot do with your ebay money? New car? (1:34:52 PM) Evil Thug: New flat. New teeth, NEW LIFE ! (1:34:55 PM) Evil Thug: ITS AWESOME ! (1:35:28 PM) me: Heh, I imagine it's hard to turn down. (1:35:30 PM) Evil Thug: I wanted to keep it out of personal as i still respect alot of goons who helped me, and i helped them during bob invasion. (1:36:18 PM) Evil Thug: You, with your announcements, just making it worse. Its up to you, what you`ve been writing on your own forums. If you see it as the way - its up to you. Just saying.
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varnnea
Caldari modro B.L.A.C.K.
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:19:00 -
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first page of an interesting post.....would like to hear more from all parties mentioned....true or false very interesting non the less
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Trzzbk
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:22:00 -
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Free PulsarD
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Jack Gates
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:22:00 -
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Originally by: varnnea first page of an interesting post.....would like to hear more from all parties mentioned....true or false very interesting non the less
the only other party would sooner break your knees or leave a horse's head in your bed than talk about this in caod
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Afale II
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:25:00 -
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serial poasting on interwebspaceshipforum
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Cayleu
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:25:00 -
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Leta: "You promised the death of goons..." Nync: "Well, we tried but theres still more people we could bri..." Leta: "ENOUGH!!! Im tired of your excuses, you knew the price of failure" Nync: "Oh god please, please give me another sh"
*boom*
(I didnt come up with that conversation, but thought it was amusing )
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Mazzi Dex
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:28:00 -
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serious business
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Han Lector
Amarr R.U.S.T. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:28:00 -
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Wait, are we talking about the same "brosefs" here?  Funny how all this stuff is bothering you now, and it didn't bother you when they used to be your "brosefs"? Goons, saving EVE from bad people, one at the time.... 
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Martin VanBuren
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:29:00 -
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Originally by: varnnea first page of an interesting post.....would like to hear more from all parties mentioned....true or false very interesting non the less
"see u on the bf"
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Martin VanBuren
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:30:00 -
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Originally by: Han Lector Wait, are we talking about the same "brosefs" here?  Funny how all this stuff is bothering you now, and it didn't bother you when they used to be your "brosefs"? Goons, saving EVE from bad people, one at the time.... 
The treaty for control of feythabolis changed when RA kind-of fell apart, which started the whole affair.
Just fyi
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lordmix
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:32:00 -
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Edited by: lordmix on 10/12/2008 04:31:54
Originally by: Han Lector Wait, are we talking about the same "brosefs" here?  Funny how all this stuff is bothering you now, and it didn't bother you when they used to be your "brosefs"? Goons, saving EVE from bad people, one at the time.... 
Anyone whose at all familiar with the Russians involved and their community would know that these are far from our "brosefs". ET aside, but money talks.
This dude wasn't around to our knowledge when these folks were RA. The best we ever had was vague rumors of Daira's and Nync's isk selling operations, and they were never concrete. ------- Your signature is too big. The size limits for signature graphics are 120 pixels by 400 pixels, and no more than 24,000 bytes (not kbytes) - Karass Sayfo
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Baquack Obamailure
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:32:00 -
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Originally by: Han Lector Wait, are we talking about the same "brosefs" here?  Funny how all this stuff is bothering you now, and it didn't bother you when they used to be your "brosefs"? Goons, saving EVE from bad people, one at the time.... 
spoken like a man who has never had a brosef.
you sadden me. one love.
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:33:00 -
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I saw you on the battlefield.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Afale II
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:34:00 -
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Originally by: Han Lector "brosefs"
it's friedn welcome to 2008
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Baquack Obamailure
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:34:00 -
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FYI: To Russian dude - I am selling my eve-o posting skills. Send eve-mail. $1,000 per 100 posts.
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Attak
Minmatar Trioptimum Violent-Tendencies
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:35:00 -
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A friedn in need's a friedn indeed
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Maitsu
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:37:00 -
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I will help kill goons for money, make me an offer.
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varnnea
Caldari modro B.L.A.C.K.
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:46:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Gates
the only other party would sooner break your knees or leave a horse's head in your bed than talk about this in caod
ill take the later...ive never woken up to a horses head in my bed☻
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FGxHalsey
Caldari Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:47:00 -
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I will declare ware on my friedns and see them on the battlefield for $$$.
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lordmix
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:49:00 -
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Originally by: varnnea
ill take the later...ive never woken up to a horses head in my bed☻
The only thing Jack Gates has ever woken up to in his bed has a horse face so I guess it's close enough. ------- Your signature is too big. The size limits for signature graphics are 120 pixels by 400 pixels, and no more than 24,000 bytes (not kbytes) - Karass Sayfo
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WrathOfOprah
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:53:00 -
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I, for one, welcome our new Mystery Banker Overlord.
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WShatner
Minmatar THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:58:00 -
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Originally by: Baquack Obamailure (1:33:06 PM) Evil Thug: Make no mistake about it. We are fighting a force that is larger than we are. (1:33:14 PM) Evil Thug: How does it feel to lie to your own troops ? (1:34:10 PM) me: Hmmm... current fleet count has us outnumbered 4 to one... just like the other day... (1:34:20 PM) me: What's you going ot do with your ebay money? New car? (1:34:52 PM) Evil Thug: New flat. New teeth, NEW LIFE ! (1:34:55 PM) Evil Thug: ITS AWESOME ! (1:35:28 PM) me: Heh, I imagine it's hard to turn down. (1:35:30 PM) Evil Thug: I wanted to keep it out of personal as i still respect alot of goons who helped me, and i helped them during bob invasion. (1:36:18 PM) Evil Thug: You, with your announcements, just making it worse. Its up to you, what you`ve been writing on your own forums. If you see it as the way - its up to you. Just saying.
LOL. "Nothing personal, but the money made me do it"
AAA = MC II
Except that MC beat AAA in the past, so they aren't even that good. 
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baalaagaa
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:59:00 -
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I will turn traitor for the low sum of five thousand U.S. Dollars. I have many goonfleet secrets.
FREE STUCKS & FREE ACADEMION
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Apow
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.10 05:00:00 -
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FREE STUCKS!
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