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Razor Edge
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:29:00 -
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So i order all this phat equipment for my second eve account computer. Tell wife wait for the package.
She goes shopping. UPS shows up no one home.. "We will deliver on monday"
Is this a bannable offense? anyone want to trade a wife for some isk?
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Razor Edge
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:29:00 -
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So i order all this phat equipment for my second eve account computer. Tell wife wait for the package.
She goes shopping. UPS shows up no one home.. "We will deliver on monday"
Is this a bannable offense? anyone want to trade a wife for some isk?
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:30:00 -
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Is she cute?
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |

Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:30:00 -
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Is she cute?
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |

Elandoria
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:31:00 -
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shes fine, more than cute.... size 4 :) ok don't make me rethink this i really need a new one! this action was unacceptable. ----------------------------------------------- SAY NO TO SAFE SPOT REMOVALS! ----------------------------------------------- |

Elandoria
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:31:00 -
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shes fine, more than cute.... size 4 :) ok don't make me rethink this i really need a new one! this action was unacceptable. ----------------------------------------------- SAY NO TO SAFE SPOT REMOVALS! ----------------------------------------------- |

meowcat
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:31:00 -
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can't i just rent her by the hour?
~~~~)\~~~~~\o/~~~~
yeah but no but yeah but no but |

meowcat
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:31:00 -
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can't i just rent her by the hour?
~~~~)\~~~~~\o/~~~~
yeah but no but yeah but no but |

Razor Edge
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:32:00 -
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25 isk be enough?
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Razor Edge
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:32:00 -
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25 isk be enough?
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Helplessandlost
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:34:00 -
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Make her go to the UPS depot and pick it up 
Check us out
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Helplessandlost
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:34:00 -
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Make her go to the UPS depot and pick it up 
Check us out
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Razor Edge
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:34:00 -
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sorry about the above i posted on my wifes character... thats what i get for letting her set it as default...
see this is really why i need a new one.
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Razor Edge
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:34:00 -
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sorry about the above i posted on my wifes character... thats what i get for letting her set it as default...
see this is really why i need a new one.
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Razor Edge
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:36:00 -
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WAIT you can do that!
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Razor Edge
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:36:00 -
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WAIT you can do that!
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meowcat
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:37:00 -
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Originally by: Razor Edge sorry about the above i posted on my wifes character... thats what i get for letting her set it as default...
see this is really why i need a new one.
yeah i wouldn't say no to a go on that
wouldn't want to keep it though  ~~~~)\~~~~~\o/~~~~
yeah but no but yeah but no but |

meowcat
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:37:00 -
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Originally by: Razor Edge sorry about the above i posted on my wifes character... thats what i get for letting her set it as default...
see this is really why i need a new one.
yeah i wouldn't say no to a go on that
wouldn't want to keep it though  ~~~~)\~~~~~\o/~~~~
yeah but no but yeah but no but |

Razor Edge
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:45:00 -
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thats ok im at work i have disabled all my computers in the house for their accounts we shall see who has the last laugh!
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Razor Edge
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Posted - 2004.07.16 20:45:00 -
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thats ok im at work i have disabled all my computers in the house for their accounts we shall see who has the last laugh!
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Masoj
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Posted - 2004.07.16 21:14:00 -
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Call UPS have them hold package at the loc and go pick it up, I've had to do that before. After 3rd failed attempt they send it back  I think you can pick up on saturdays as well.
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Masoj
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Posted - 2004.07.16 21:14:00 -
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Call UPS have them hold package at the loc and go pick it up, I've had to do that before. After 3rd failed attempt they send it back  I think you can pick up on saturdays as well.
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ProphetGuru
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Posted - 2004.07.16 21:18:00 -
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I'd like to see the stats on Wife I module please. May need a screenshot to verify as well.
Evolution..... Just when you thought you were winning.
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ProphetGuru
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Posted - 2004.07.16 21:18:00 -
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I'd like to see the stats on Wife I module please. May need a screenshot to verify as well.
Evolution..... Just when you thought you were winning.
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Ruffio Sepico
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Posted - 2004.07.16 21:50:00 -
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Originally by: Razor Edge So i order all this phat equipment for my second eve account computer. Tell wife wait for the package.
She goes shopping. UPS shows up no one home.. "We will deliver on monday"
Is this a bannable offense? anyone want to trade a wife for some isk?
You heard about the guy that traded his wife for a outhouse? the hole was smaller and the smell was better. Maybe give it a thought? 
Home: http://www.hidden-agenda.co.uk HiD Kills: http://eve.hidden-agenda.co.uk/kill_list.php
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Ruffio Sepico
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Posted - 2004.07.16 21:50:00 -
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Originally by: Razor Edge So i order all this phat equipment for my second eve account computer. Tell wife wait for the package.
She goes shopping. UPS shows up no one home.. "We will deliver on monday"
Is this a bannable offense? anyone want to trade a wife for some isk?
You heard about the guy that traded his wife for a outhouse? the hole was smaller and the smell was better. Maybe give it a thought? 
Home: http://www.hidden-agenda.co.uk HiD Kills: http://eve.hidden-agenda.co.uk/kill_list.php
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Rover Vitesse
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Posted - 2004.07.16 21:51:00 -
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Don't know about the Wife I module, try this one for size Girlfriend II Module

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Rover Vitesse
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Posted - 2004.07.16 21:51:00 -
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Don't know about the Wife I module, try this one for size Girlfriend II Module

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Mr Bump
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Posted - 2004.07.16 21:52:00 -
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Luckily Mrs Bump doesn't mind me sitting infront of my monitor all day long!
Damn, this game is addictive 
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Mr Bump
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Posted - 2004.07.16 21:52:00 -
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Luckily Mrs Bump doesn't mind me sitting infront of my monitor all day long!
Damn, this game is addictive 
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Luc Boye
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Posted - 2004.07.16 22:17:00 -
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Yeah, Wife I module has bad stacking penalty, so Girlfriend is a bit fitting friendly. I heard that the stacking penalties dissapear in 0.0 space, not sure tho. --
2004.12.29 23:33:40combatMining Pollution Cloud hits you, doing 140.0 damage. |

Luc Boye
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Posted - 2004.07.16 22:17:00 -
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Yeah, Wife I module has bad stacking penalty, so Girlfriend is a bit fitting friendly. I heard that the stacking penalties dissapear in 0.0 space, not sure tho. --
2004.12.29 23:33:40combatMining Pollution Cloud hits you, doing 140.0 damage. |

Leonstein
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Posted - 2004.07.16 22:19:00 -
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Taking Contract offer on said heinous Wife...
Rover why not just have a different Girlfriend module on each ship to stop....being punished 
Oh and have you seen the Tech II Girlfriend Module A.K.A. Wife / Ball'n'Chain Module? It's bugged, if you put two together they both steal 100% of you wallet before blowing up EVERY ship you own 
Long Fang Armaments --- Extreme Pain...Express Delivery |

Leonstein
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Posted - 2004.07.16 22:19:00 -
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Taking Contract offer on said heinous Wife...
Rover why not just have a different Girlfriend module on each ship to stop....being punished 
Oh and have you seen the Tech II Girlfriend Module A.K.A. Wife / Ball'n'Chain Module? It's bugged, if you put two together they both steal 100% of you wallet before blowing up EVERY ship you own 
Long Fang Armaments --- Extreme Pain...Express Delivery |

Bele gorri
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Posted - 2004.07.16 22:25:00 -
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Sorry mate, wrong channel. you should post it in the Trade one.
btw, whats her cooking level ?

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Bele gorri
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Posted - 2004.07.16 22:25:00 -
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Sorry mate, wrong channel. you should post it in the Trade one.
btw, whats her cooking level ?

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Lady Annus
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Posted - 2004.07.16 22:37:00 -
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Originally by: Razor Edge thats ok im at work i have disabled all my computers in the house for their accounts we shall see who has the last laugh!
My hubby did this *once*. It did not go well for him.
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Lady Annus
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Posted - 2004.07.16 22:37:00 -
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Originally by: Razor Edge thats ok im at work i have disabled all my computers in the house for their accounts we shall see who has the last laugh!
My hubby did this *once*. It did not go well for him.
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Barth3zzzNL
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Posted - 2004.07.16 23:31:00 -
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I wonder how much Tech II Girlfriends cost.  ---------------------------
[Coreli Corporation Mainframe] |

Barth3zzzNL
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Posted - 2004.07.16 23:31:00 -
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I wonder how much Tech II Girlfriends cost.  ---------------------------
[Coreli Corporation Mainframe] |

Leonstein
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Posted - 2004.07.16 23:49:00 -
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Wife / Ball'n'Chain Module retails at about...ur soul 

Long Fang Armaments --- Extreme Pain...Express Delivery |

Leonstein
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Posted - 2004.07.16 23:49:00 -
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Wife / Ball'n'Chain Module retails at about...ur soul 

Long Fang Armaments --- Extreme Pain...Express Delivery |

Silex D'Arden
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Posted - 2004.07.16 23:58:00 -
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Can I take her home so my wife can play with her?
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Silex D'Arden
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Posted - 2004.07.16 23:58:00 -
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Can I take her home so my wife can play with her?
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Leonstein
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Posted - 2004.07.17 00:07:00 -
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I once had a named Girlfriend Module that involved a bonus when applied with other Feminine Modules...
Oh the memories 
Long Fang Armaments --- Extreme Pain...Express Delivery |

Leonstein
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Posted - 2004.07.17 00:07:00 -
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I once had a named Girlfriend Module that involved a bonus when applied with other Feminine Modules...
Oh the memories 
Long Fang Armaments --- Extreme Pain...Express Delivery |

The Chef
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Posted - 2004.07.18 14:23:00 -
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Originally by: Leonstein I once had a named Girlfriend Module that involved a bonus when applied with other Feminine Modules...
Oh the memories 
Now that would sell for a lot. I'm going to go down the sensible route and tell you all you don't appreciate what you've been blessed with until it takes all your belongings and leaves. ====================================
EVEkill Visit our homepage |

The Chef
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Posted - 2004.07.18 14:23:00 -
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Originally by: Leonstein I once had a named Girlfriend Module that involved a bonus when applied with other Feminine Modules...
Oh the memories 
Now that would sell for a lot. I'm going to go down the sensible route and tell you all you don't appreciate what you've been blessed with until it takes all your belongings and leaves. ====================================
EVEkill Visit our homepage |

Last Starfighter
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Posted - 2004.07.18 14:33:00 -
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the single scariest threat in Eve is a girlfriend with 8 'why dont you spend any time with me' I modules mounted in the highslots.
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Last Starfighter
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Posted - 2004.07.18 14:33:00 -
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the single scariest threat in Eve is a girlfriend with 8 'why dont you spend any time with me' I modules mounted in the highslots.
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F4ze
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Posted - 2004.07.18 14:47:00 -
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Originally by: Razor Edge ...phat equipment...
I noticed a thread about your wife and then I read those words. For a moment I thought your post was going the wrong way :).
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F4ze
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Posted - 2004.07.18 14:47:00 -
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Originally by: Razor Edge ...phat equipment...
I noticed a thread about your wife and then I read those words. For a moment I thought your post was going the wrong way :).
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TIO 101
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Posted - 2004.07.18 14:47:00 -
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Originally by: The Chef
Originally by: Leonstein I once had a named Girlfriend Module that involved a bonus when applied with other Feminine Modules...
Oh the memories 
Now that would sell for a lot. I'm going to go down the sensible route and tell you all you don't appreciate what you've been blessed with until it takes all your belongings and leaves.
damn corp thieves 
h4xb4n
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TIO 101
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Posted - 2004.07.18 14:47:00 -
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Originally by: The Chef
Originally by: Leonstein I once had a named Girlfriend Module that involved a bonus when applied with other Feminine Modules...
Oh the memories 
Now that would sell for a lot. I'm going to go down the sensible route and tell you all you don't appreciate what you've been blessed with until it takes all your belongings and leaves.
damn corp thieves 
h4xb4n
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2004.07.18 16:19:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Annus
Originally by: Razor Edge thats ok im at work i have disabled all my computers in the house for their accounts we shall see who has the last laugh!
My hubby did this *once*. It did not go well for him.
...slept outside with the dog for 1 week? -------------------
Quote: Fragm's Oversized Ego Cannon barely scratches the forums, inflicting omgnoonecares damage
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2004.07.18 16:19:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Annus
Originally by: Razor Edge thats ok im at work i have disabled all my computers in the house for their accounts we shall see who has the last laugh!
My hubby did this *once*. It did not go well for him.
...slept outside with the dog for 1 week? -------------------
Quote: Fragm's Oversized Ego Cannon barely scratches the forums, inflicting omgnoonecares damage
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Silex D'Arden
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Posted - 2004.07.18 16:46:00 -
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Originally by: Leonstein I once had a named Girlfriend Module that involved a bonus when applied with other Feminine Modules...
Oh the memories 
Oh yes, the memories are the best. Of course getting fresh memories is good too 
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Silex D'Arden
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Posted - 2004.07.18 16:46:00 -
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Originally by: Leonstein I once had a named Girlfriend Module that involved a bonus when applied with other Feminine Modules...
Oh the memories 
Oh yes, the memories are the best. Of course getting fresh memories is good too 
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Pesadilla
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Posted - 2004.07.18 16:51:00 -
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Originally by: Rover Vitesse Don't know about the Wife I module, try this one for size Girlfriend II Module

Thou shalt not steal the work of others -----
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Pesadilla
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Posted - 2004.07.18 16:51:00 -
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Originally by: Rover Vitesse Don't know about the Wife I module, try this one for size Girlfriend II Module

Thou shalt not steal the work of others -----
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Deacon Iscariut
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Posted - 2004.07.18 17:14:00 -
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Wife told me it was her or EVE.....
Damn I'm going to miss her  |

Deacon Iscariut
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Posted - 2004.07.18 17:14:00 -
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Wife told me it was her or EVE.....
Damn I'm going to miss her  |

Nostradamu5
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Posted - 2004.07.18 17:36:00 -
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I wish land purchases were like having my wife, every 90 days you end up with more land
Talk about a bargain Another few years of this and I'll be a mega land baron.
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Nostradamu5
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Posted - 2004.07.18 17:36:00 -
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I wish land purchases were like having my wife, every 90 days you end up with more land
Talk about a bargain Another few years of this and I'll be a mega land baron.
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Dafuzz
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Posted - 2004.07.18 18:26:00 -
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WTB Wife with Low slot, mid slot, and high slot. --
-If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.. |

Dafuzz
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Posted - 2004.07.18 18:26:00 -
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WTB Wife with Low slot, mid slot, and high slot. --
-If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.. |

Mid Slots
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Posted - 2004.07.19 07:24:00 -
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In before lock?
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Mid Slots
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Posted - 2004.07.19 07:24:00 -
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In before lock?
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Ostren
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Posted - 2004.07.19 07:35:00 -
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Locked Ostren
_____________________________ Read the Rules! |

Ostren
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Posted - 2004.07.19 07:35:00 -
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Locked Ostren
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