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Dye Red
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.12.18 21:41:00 -
[31]
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 21:31:07 Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 21:30:49 how is this thread manly? 
I work with steel for a living! CNC Machining
Engineering a REAL mans job.
When i leave work i have splinters of steel in my hands, covered in grease and oil, and metal shavings (Swarf),
I love my work 
get nerfed
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Shanzem
Minmatar DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.18 21:45:00 -
[32]
Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 21:45:47

Whats the matter.. too manly for you? 
I have been to A&E on one occasion for dropping a Carbide drill onto my hand and cutting that deep you could see bone. i didn't even squeal .. fact it was quite the turn on  -------------------------------------------
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Dye Red
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.12.18 21:52:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 21:45:47

Whats the matter.. too manly for you? 
I have been to A&E on one occasion for dropping a Carbide drill onto my hand and cutting that deep you could see bone. i didn't even squeal .. fact it was quite the turn on 
get nerfed weirdo
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Shanzem
Minmatar DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.18 21:58:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Dye Red
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 21:45:47

Whats the matter.. too manly for you? 
I have been to A&E on one occasion for dropping a Carbide drill onto my hand and cutting that deep you could see bone. i didn't even squeal .. fact it was quite the turn on 
get nerfed weirdo
Awww whats the matter little lady.. scared of breaking a nail 
Maybe a job in hair dressing or a beauty salon is more your taste? -------------------------------------------
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.12.18 21:59:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 18/12/2008 22:00:00
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 21:45:47

Whats the matter.. too manly for you? 
I have been to A&E on one occasion for dropping a Carbide drill onto my hand and cutting that deep you could see bone. i didn't even squeal .. fact it was quite the turn on 
You don't need some big power drill to do that. I managed to slice my thumb wide open to the bone with a box knife and a brand new out of the box blade. I say if your gona hurt yourself, do it manually with your own 2 hands like a real man
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.12.18 22:05:00 -
[36]
I'm surprised none have posted this little diddy by Mel Brooks yet
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Shanzem
Minmatar DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.18 22:06:00 -
[37]
Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 22:06:33
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 18/12/2008 22:00:00
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 21:45:47

Whats the matter.. too manly for you? 
I have been to A&E on one occasion for dropping a Carbide drill onto my hand and cutting that deep you could see bone. i didn't even squeal .. fact it was quite the turn on 
You don't need some big power drill to do that. I managed to slice my thumb wide open to the bone with a box knife and a brand new out of the box blade. I say if your gona hurt yourself, do it manually with your own 2 hands like a real man

ouch and lol, thats awesome!
i was changing the tool part from a Carbide to a smaller drill piece. it fell off the table and caught my hand on the way down. i didn't realize i did it until the bloke behind me shouted blood. and there was blood everywhere 
Oh well only 3 hours waiting in A&E later to see a fit nurse  -------------------------------------------
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Dye Red
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.12.18 22:09:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 22:06:33
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 18/12/2008 22:00:00
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 21:45:47

Whats the matter.. too manly for you? 
I have been to A&E on one occasion for dropping a Carbide drill onto my hand and cutting that deep you could see bone. i didn't even squeal .. fact it was quite the turn on 
pervert
You don't need some big power drill to do that. I managed to slice my thumb wide open to the bone with a box knife and a brand new out of the box blade. I say if your gona hurt yourself, do it manually with your own 2 hands like a real man

ouch and lol, thats awesome!
i was changing the tool part from a Carbide to a smaller drill piece. it fell off the table and caught my hand on the way down. i didn't realize i did it until the bloke behind me shouted blood. and there was blood everywhere 
Oh well only 3 hours waiting in A&E later to see a fit nurse 
pervert
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Shanzem
Minmatar DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.18 22:09:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich I'm surprised none have posted this little diddy by Mel Brooks yet
Awaits the scots posting real men wear skirts  
Link was funny though. -------------------------------------------
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Shanzem
Minmatar DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.18 22:13:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Dye Red
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 22:06:33
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 18/12/2008 22:00:00
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 21:45:47

Whats the matter.. too manly for you? 
I have been to A&E on one occasion for dropping a Carbide drill onto my hand and cutting that deep you could see bone. i didn't even squeal .. fact it was quite the turn on 
pervert
You don't need some big power drill to do that. I managed to slice my thumb wide open to the bone with a box knife and a brand new out of the box blade. I say if your gona hurt yourself, do it manually with your own 2 hands like a real man

ouch and lol, thats awesome!
i was changing the tool part from a Carbide to a smaller drill piece. it fell off the table and caught my hand on the way down. i didn't realize i did it until the bloke behind me shouted blood. and there was blood everywhere 
Oh well only 3 hours waiting in A&E later to see a fit nurse 
pervert
Yes i am male, she was female.. i believe this is called biological (hay i am only a mammal).
I was nice and polite to her and very respectful. how is that perverted?
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.12.18 22:13:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 22:06:33
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 18/12/2008 22:00:00
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 21:45:47

Whats the matter.. too manly for you? 
I have been to A&E on one occasion for dropping a Carbide drill onto my hand and cutting that deep you could see bone. i didn't even squeal .. fact it was quite the turn on 
You don't need some big power drill to do that. I managed to slice my thumb wide open to the bone with a box knife and a brand new out of the box blade. I say if your gona hurt yourself, do it manually with your own 2 hands like a real man

ouch and lol, thats awesome!
i was changing the tool part from a Carbide to a smaller drill piece. it fell off the table and caught my hand on the way down. i didn't realize i did it until the bloke behind me shouted blood. and there was blood everywhere 
Oh well only 3 hours waiting in A&E later to see a fit nurse 
Yeah I was just being a idiot and trying to use a box knife to cut the seal on a bucket lid instead of using the bucket opener that was hanging on the wall right next to me. SLIP, SLICE. It was kinda funny because I didn't even feel it but I certainly saw the skin peel away perfectly on both sides and my tendons just sticking out like it's nothing. I stared at it for a second, turned my head and called for my manager, and when I looked back the place was just covered in blood. Spent around 3 hours in ER watching Maury with his kid boot camp special. I also had to pee in a cup for 3 different people that day.
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Candiegirl
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Posted - 2008.12.18 22:22:00 -
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Well, The TX, do you stop and ask for directions???? That's another biggy.
Seeing the tendons?? Kind of sounds like you were in shock from the cut. Plus, you probably severed nerves, which means you wouldn't really feel it.
o/ Shanzem!!! get it yet??? <3
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Shanzem
Minmatar DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.18 22:22:00 -
[43]
Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 22:22:58
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 22:06:33
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 18/12/2008 22:00:00
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 21:45:47

Whats the matter.. too manly for you? 
I have been to A&E on one occasion for dropping a Carbide drill onto my hand and cutting that deep you could see bone. i didn't even squeal .. fact it was quite the turn on 
You don't need some big power drill to do that. I managed to slice my thumb wide open to the bone with a box knife and a brand new out of the box blade. I say if your gona hurt yourself, do it manually with your own 2 hands like a real man

ouch and lol, thats awesome!
i was changing the tool part from a Carbide to a smaller drill piece. it fell off the table and caught my hand on the way down. i didn't realize i did it until the bloke behind me shouted blood. and there was blood everywhere 
Oh well only 3 hours waiting in A&E later to see a fit nurse 
Yeah I was just being a idiot and trying to use a box knife to cut the seal on a bucket lid instead of using the bucket opener that was hanging on the wall right next to me. SLIP, SLICE. It was kinda funny because I didn't even feel it but I certainly saw the skin peel away perfectly on both sides and my tendons just sticking out like it's nothing. I stared at it for a second, turned my head and called for my manager, and when I looked back the place was just covered in blood. Spent around 3 hours in ER watching Maury with his kid boot camp special. I also had to pee in a cup for 3 different people that day.
Limmie guess tetanus jab wasn't upto date?
Mine was so once i was sorted, i was off back to work  -------------------------------------------
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.12.18 22:29:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Shanzem
Limmie guess tetanus jab wasn't upto date?
Mine was so once i was sorted, i was off back to work 
Mine was but it was because of another accident. I step on a pair of tweezers a few years earlier which left a little prink. Didn't even think about it until a few days later when I could barely walk and my foot was three times it's original size. I got the thick syrup in the ass shot for that one.
I could have gone back to work except that the nurses like to mummify you for a cut on the hand. Since I needed 2 hand that put me out for 2 days which I thought was stupid as hell.
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Reven Cordelle
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.12.19 10:59:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Yeah I was just being a idiot and trying to use a box knife to cut the seal on a bucket lid instead of using the bucket opener that was hanging on the wall right next to me. SLIP, SLICE. It was kinda funny because I didn't even feel it but I certainly saw the skin peel away perfectly on both sides and my tendons just sticking out like it's nothing. I stared at it for a second, turned my head and called for my manager, and when I looked back the place was just covered in blood.
****, thats how a man does it.
Reminds me of the time I was cutting some plastic with a bread knife, slipped.. and cut the top of my finger open down to the bone, just above the knuckle.
Since I don't really give a **** about much, I just ran it under a tap for a while till the bleeding slowed, slapped a plaster on it and carried on. I think I went through a vein because I can see a vein on my hand that runs in that exact place.
Nice scar from it now.
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Xtreem
Gallente Knockaround Guys Inc.
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Posted - 2008.12.19 11:54:00 -
[46]
nope sorry mate, men dont read instructions, thats cheating, and all u need is one screw driver (the wrong head) and a hammer to put it together
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Darteis Elosia
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Posted - 2008.12.19 12:11:00 -
[47]
OP is a not a real man obviously. question is does he manage to get a lot of ***** anyways? I think not.
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Voltain
BEER Inc.
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Posted - 2008.12.19 12:18:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Darteis Elosia OP is a not a real man obviously. question is does he manage to get a lot of ***** anyways? I think not.
And we'll take your word that you do? Does mommy allow that kind of thing in her basement?
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.12.19 13:33:00 -
[49]
Originally by: The TX I bought something flat-pack, and assembled it.
It didn't break at all, and it works as intended.
Although I DID read the instructions, so I'm not sure it counts.
Be a real man and do it without the instructions. Instructions are so that your woman can hold it upside down and tell you that you're doing it wrong to distract you. A real man can still put it together properly under pressure and despite this distraction.
-- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. All this has happened before and will happen again |

Ivana Drake
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Posted - 2008.12.19 13:39:00 -
[50]
I got a papercut the other week. It bled, but I kept calm this time. I am a real something.
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Lord Zoran
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2008.12.19 15:09:00 -
[51]
real men can't do flatpack......
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ceaon
Gallente Porandor
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Posted - 2008.12.19 15:34:00 -
[52]
Edited by: ceaon on 19/12/2008 15:39:07
Originally by: The TX
second one is gluing up!
well if that is your room you need to make some order 
real man build this things whit out reading the instruction, the alpha male put their woman to build it  blah |

Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.12.19 20:18:00 -
[53]
Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 19/12/2008 20:18:11
Originally by: Darteis Elosia OP is a not a real man obviously. question is does he manage to get a lot of ***** anyways? I think not.
Those of us who have been through tx's threads know otherwise.
His eyes still scare me
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Arianhod
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Posted - 2008.12.19 20:18:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Darteis Elosia OP is a not a real man obviously. question is does he manage to get a lot of ***** anyways? I think not.
Those of us who have been through tx's threads know otherwise.
/thread
Amen. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Haruhiists - Supporting Linkification since 2008
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Thorliaron
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.12.20 00:29:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 21:43:13 How is this thread manly? 
I work with steel for a living! CNC Machining More Machining More Engineering Manliness Engineering a REAL mans job.
When i leave work i have splinters of steel in my hands, covered in grease and oil, and metal shavings (Swarf),
I love my work 
Pfft your all women 
that looks about as exciting and manly as this
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Shanzem
Minmatar DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.20 00:35:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Thorliaron
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 21:43:13 How is this thread manly? 
I work with steel for a living! CNC Machining More Machining More Engineering Manliness Engineering a REAL mans job.
When i leave work i have splinters of steel in my hands, covered in grease and oil, and metal shavings (Swarf),
I love my work 
Pfft your all women 
that looks about as exciting and manly as this
English yes you are.
Your right thats boring.. england does not need engineers. -------------------------------------------
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Thorliaron
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.12.20 00:41:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Shanzem
Originally by: Thorliaron
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 21:43:13 How is this thread manly? 
I work with steel for a living! CNC Machining More Machining More Engineering Manliness Engineering a REAL mans job.
When i leave work i have splinters of steel in my hands, covered in grease and oil, and metal shavings (Swarf),
I love my work 
Pfft your all women 
that looks about as exciting and manly as this
English yes you are.
Your right thats boring.. england does not need engineers.
your a factory worker. i salute you
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.20 11:08:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Shanzem Edited by: Shanzem on 18/12/2008 21:43:13 How is this thread manly? 
I work with steel for a living! CNC Machining More Machining More Engineering Manliness Engineering a REAL mans job.
When i leave work i have splinters of steel in my hands, covered in grease and oil, and metal shavings (Swarf),
I love my work 
Pfft your all women 
mmm I do enjoy some good old metal work. it has been a few years now.
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Sikander 2
Caldari Quietly Confident Inc
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Posted - 2008.12.24 21:31:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Ivana Drake I got a papercut the other week. It bled, but I kept calm this time. I am a real something.
Screenshot or it didn't happen! Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008 |

hattifnatt
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.12.24 22:16:00 -
[60]
i built a chair using a saw, a hammer, and wood when i was 9. Was quite wobbly but it worked fine. 
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