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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.12.23 05:44:00 -
[1]
okok heres the story.
so i was sitting in lowsec belt, waiting for some pirate s****(you know, those damn guristas people)       
DEN A PIRATE COMES IN. AND I KILL HIM.      
then i was ok YEYEYEYEYEYE DIE U ****ING SCUM!!!!! (IN GAME)      
so i was like ok me kill so i get the loots right?       
but u know, the wreck is far away cuz im in long range fit (u know..... good DPS and all)      
BUT I WANT ME LOOTS
so i approach the wreck from far away.....
90km, 80km, 70km...
den this guy warps in to belt.
i was like OK I GOOD MAN NO KILL NOOBS.
BUT THEN HE TAKES ME LOOT!!!!         
WTFWTFWTF       
WHERES MY LOOT??????       
I NO PK NOOB BUT HE STEAL ME LOOT???
EVE SO UNFAIR IMO.        --- Bai ZongTong, responsible for all the lossmails in my corp. |

Kirex
Vale Heavy Industries Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.12.23 05:46:00 -
[2]
old
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Jack Light
Beyond All Frontier White Core
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Posted - 2008.12.23 05:49:00 -
[3]
1) OMG 2) Those faces causes lag 3) Good English, Now cheeseburger want I.
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.12.23 05:51:00 -
[4]
Originally by: Jack Light
2) Those faces causes lag
TURN FRAPS OFF U NOOB --- Bai ZongTong, responsible for all the lossmails in my corp. |

Vandamsel
Gallente Repo Industries R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2008.12.23 06:23:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Bai ZongTong okok heres the story.
so i was sitting in lowsec belt, waiting for some pirate s****(you know, those damn guristas people)       
DEN A PIRATE COMES IN. AND I KILL HIM.      
then i was ok YEYEYEYEYEYE DIE U ****ING SCUM!!!!! (IN GAME)      
so i was like ok me kill so i get the loots right?       
but u know, the wreck is far away cuz im in long range fit (u know..... good DPS and all)      
BUT I WANT ME LOOTS
so i approach the wreck from far away.....
90km, 80km, 70km...
den this guy warps in to belt.
i was like OK I GOOD MAN NO KILL NOOBS.
BUT THEN HE TAKES ME LOOT!!!!         
WTFWTFWTF       
WHERES MY LOOT??????       
I NO PK NOOB BUT HE STEAL ME LOOT???
EVE SO UNFAIR IMO.      
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N'tek alar
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Posted - 2008.12.23 07:26:00 -
[6]
Originally by: Bai ZongTong okok heres the story.
so i was sitting in lowsec belt, waiting for some pirate s****(you know, those damn guristas people)       
DEN A PIRATE COMES IN. AND I KILL HIM.      
then i was ok YEYEYEYEYEYE DIE U ****ING SCUM!!!!! (IN GAME)      
so i was like ok me kill so i get the loots right?       
but u know, the wreck is far away cuz im in long range fit (u know..... good DPS and all)      
BUT I WANT ME LOOTS
so i approach the wreck from far away.....
90km, 80km, 70km...
den this guy warps in to belt.
i was like OK I GOOD MAN NO KILL NOOBS.
BUT THEN HE TAKES ME LOOT!!!!         
WTFWTFWTF       
WHERES MY LOOT??????       
I NO PK NOOB BUT HE STEAL ME LOOT???
EVE SO UNFAIR IMO.      
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Footfist Headknocker
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Posted - 2008.12.23 07:42:00 -
[7]
lozlozllozl
I have your stuff now!!1
Learn 2 fly noob! xD |

techzer0
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.23 07:54:00 -
[8]
Oh no...  ------------
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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Navtiqes
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.12.23 08:10:00 -
[9]
Edited by: Navtiqes on 23/12/2008 08:11:32 Did you try sending a petition? |

Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.12.23 08:44:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Navtiqes Edited by: Navtiqes on 23/12/2008 08:11:32 Did you try sending a petition?
OOOO HAVNT DONE THAT.
will write one now!!!
edit: send! TXTX --- Bai ZongTong, responsible for all the lossmails in my corp. |

Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.12.23 08:45:00 -
[11]
Originally by: N'tek alar
Originally by: Bai ZongTong okok heres the story.
so i was sitting in lowsec belt, waiting for some pirate s****(you know, those damn guristas people)       
DEN A PIRATE COMES IN. AND I KILL HIM.      
then i was ok YEYEYEYEYEYE DIE U ****ING SCUM!!!!! (IN GAME)      
so i was like ok me kill so i get the loots right?       
but u know, the wreck is far away cuz im in long range fit (u know..... good DPS and all)      
BUT I WANT ME LOOTS
so i approach the wreck from far away.....
90km, 80km, 70km...
den this guy warps in to belt.
i was like OK I GOOD MAN NO KILL NOOBS.
BUT THEN HE TAKES ME LOOT!!!!         
WTFWTFWTF       
WHERES MY LOOT??????       
I NO PK NOOB BUT HE STEAL ME LOOT???
EVE SO UNFAIR IMO.    
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.23 09:13:00 -
[12]
Originally by: Bai ZongTong CUZ NOW I GOT ALT IN INDUSTRIAL TO PICK UP LOOTS!
Inappropriate content is removed.Applebabe
you got nerfed. Hah.
I KILL INDUSTRIAL ALT WITH AUTOGUNS KAKA***AKAKKAKAAAKKAAKAKAKAAAAAA ------------
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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hellsknights
Hells Angels Inc.
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Posted - 2008.12.23 09:22:00 -
[13]
Yup you guessed it
YOU WIN THE FRUITCAKE AWARD OF THE DAY!!!!!
Congrats
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Rivur'Tam
the united
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Posted - 2008.12.23 10:56:00 -
[14]
when i do smoke crack my alt do talk to me and say dirty words then i do get hard pee pee YES .. ... |

Tashiell Gao
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2008.12.23 11:00:00 -
[15]
Originally by: Bai ZongTong
Originally by: N'tek alar
Originally by: Bai ZongTong okok heres the story.
so i was sitting in lowsec belt, waiting for some pirate s****(you know, those damn guristas people)       
DEN A PIRATE COMES IN. AND I KILL HIM.      
then i was ok YEYEYEYEYEYE DIE U ****ING SCUM!!!!! (IN GAME)      
so i was like ok me kill so i get the loots right?       
but u know, the wreck is far away cuz im in long range fit (u know..... good DPS and all)      
BUT I WANT ME LOOTS
so i approach the wreck from far away.....
90km, 80km, 70km...
den this guy warps in to belt.
i was like OK I GOOD MAN NO KILL NOOBS.
BUT THEN HE TAKES ME LOOT!!!!         
WTFWTFWTF       
WHERES MY LOOT??????       
I NO PK NOOB BUT HE STEAL ME LOOT???
EVE SO UNFAIR IMO.  
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Tashiell Gao
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2008.12.23 11:01:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Tashiell Gao
Originally by: Bai ZongTong
Originally by: N'tek alar
Originally by: Bai ZongTong okok heres the story.
so i was sitting in lowsec belt, waiting for some pirate s****(you know, those damn guristas people)       
DEN A PIRATE COMES IN. AND I KILL HIM.      
then i was ok YEYEYEYEYEYE DIE U ****ING SCUM!!!!! (IN GAME)      
so i was like ok me kill so i get the loots right?       
but u know, the wreck is far away cuz im in long range fit (u know..... good DPS and all)      
BUT I WANT ME LOOTS
so i approach the wreck from far away.....
90km, 80km, 70km...
den this guy warps in to belt.
i was like OK I GOOD MAN NO KILL NOOBS.
BUT THEN HE TAKES ME LOOT!!!!         
WTFWTFWTF       
WHERES MY LOOT??????       
I NO PK NOOB BUT HE STEAL ME LOOT???
EVE SO UNFAIR IMO.
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Tuberider
Caldari Pothouse Cartel IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.23 11:06:00 -
[17]
Both ******s too 
Your mother is a hampster and your father smells of elderberries
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.12.23 11:09:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Tashiell Gao
Originally by: Bai ZongTong
Originally by: N'tek alar
Originally by: Bai ZongTong okok heres the story.
so i was sitting in lowsec belt, waiting for some pirate s****(you know, those damn guristas people)       
DEN A PIRATE COMES IN. AND I KILL HIM.      
then i was ok YEYEYEYEYEYE DIE U ****ING SCUM!!!!! (IN GAME)      
so i was like ok me kill so i get the loots right?       
but u know, the wreck is far away cuz im in long range fit (u know..... good DPS and all)      
BUT I WANT ME LOOTS
so i approach the wreck from far away.....
90km, 80km, 70km...
den this guy warps in to belt.
i was like OK I GOOD MAN NO KILL NOOBS.
BUT THEN HE TAKES ME LOOT!!!!         
WTFWTFWTF       
WHERES MY LOOT??????       
I NO PK NOOB BUT HE STEAL ME LOOT???
EVE SO UNFAIR IMO.
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NEUR0TIC CAT
Angry Beavers with Frickin' Big Guns
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Posted - 2008.12.23 11:15:00 -
[19]
LMAO
Good read, well written, had a good laugh. Bit of light hearted humor when things go wrong isnt a bad thing, refreshing Angry Beavers with Frickin' Big Guns |

Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.12.23 11:25:00 -
[20]
Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: Bai ZongTong CUZ NOW I GOT ALT IN INDUSTRIAL TO PICK UP LOOTS!
Inappropriate content is removed.Applebabe
you got nerfed. Hah.
I KILL INDUSTRIAL ALT WITH AUTOGUNS KAKA***AKAKKAKAAAKKAAKAKAKAAAAAA
HAH
THIS TIME I CAMP BELT WITH FALCON ALT SO U CANT KILL ME HAULER ALT!!!! --- Bai ZongTong, responsible for all the lossmails in my corp. |

Footfist Headknocker
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Posted - 2008.12.23 11:29:00 -
[21]
i'm senidng my diplomacy alt |

Tom Harry
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Posted - 2008.12.23 11:35:00 -
[22]
Edited by: Tom Harry on 23/12/2008 11:35:25
Originally by: Footfist Headknocker i'm senidng my diplomacy alt
Reporting.
Would the offended alts please form a line to the left. A jury of peers will be with you shortly. |

Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.23 11:37:00 -
[23]
Despite not being an alt or having an alt or even an alt key on my keyboard I have much sympathy for Bai. -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt Post like a butterfly Sting like a bee |

Malephar
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Posted - 2008.12.23 12:18:00 -
[24]
1/10 Needs more work.
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.12.23 12:50:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Le Poupon Despite not being an alt or having an alt or even an alt key on my keyboard I have much sympathy for Bai.
aw Le Poupon I knew even if we were worlds apart, you still understand me.
certainly fills the void when Kachak or Nexus isn't around/banned. --- Bai ZongTong, responsible for all the lossmails in my corp. |

Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.23 12:53:00 -
[26]
Filling a void?
Are you calling me fat? -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt Post like a butterfly Sting like a bee |

Shigsy
Independent Traders Ignition.
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Posted - 2008.12.23 12:59:00 -
[27]
*facepalm*
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Lord Zoran
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2008.12.23 13:09:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Shigsy *facepalm*
.
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Kikki Di'je
Lay Low
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Posted - 2008.12.23 13:54:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Rivur'Tam when i do smoke crack my alt do talk to me and say dirty words then i do get hard pee pee YES
this made me spit coffee out my nose I found it so funny
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Salliene
Gallente Terracorp Technologies Dark Trinity Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.23 14:04:00 -
[30]
Edited by: Salliene on 23/12/2008 14:03:51 I really wish they would teach basic comedy in high school. One Girls Journey through the EVE Universe |
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