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Necronomicon
Caldari
KIA Corp
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 11:59:00 -
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Edited by: Necronomicon on 24/12/2008 11:59:34
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the system
Not a neutral was stirring, not even a pithum.
The bubbles were anchored by the stargate with care,
In hopes that a hauler soon would be there.
The pilots were nestled all snug in their pods,
While visions of officer drops danced in their thoughts.
And Eddz in his Rapier, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winterÆs camp.
When out on the teamspeak arose such a clatter,
I minimized my pawn to see whatÆs the matter.
Alt Tabbed to my Eve screen like a flash,
Changed my overview settings, ready for a bash.
The moon on the breast of IronwulfÆs Crow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.
With a little old pilot, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than Vagas his support they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
Get out of the bubble, someone target call!
Now run away! run away! run away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up and away from the stargate they flew,
With the sleigh full of loot, and St Nicholas too.
And then, over teamspeak, I heard it from Eddz
öPRIMARY NICK AND THAT BLOODY TARTÆS SLEDö
As I drew my guns round, and started to strafe
I realised that bastard Nick must have Snakes.
The reindeer were falling in front of our eyes,
Our support were all over poor Santa likes flies.
My blasters were hitting the reindeer point blank
For reference it seems Santa Claus honour tanks.
The once proud old man, who was always so Merry!
Was now smacking in local like a half baked Tri Fairy!
His foul little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
As his hull fell apart with the sweet final blow.
We watched the explosion and awaited the nod,
öSomeone get a point on that fat smacktardÆs podö.
As the killshots came in, in a bloodlusting melee,
The pod died with a splut, like a bowlful of jelly!
Once chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
The corpse was now tiny compared to himself!
A poke of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon led me to know the smug bastard was dead.
We spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all our cargos, then turned with a jerk.
Speed up all our engines to maximum Rate,
One last look at the carnage and aligned for the gate!
We have all your presents, you can all go and whistle,
Under the KIA tree with loot it does bristle.
But here we do cry as we fly out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
KIA - If I turn up on your thread, chances are you did somethign to bring me here.
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Rejected Enlightenment
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Otherworld Empire Productions
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Posted - 2008.12.24 12:07:00 -
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This is a great post, thanks for sharing.
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Rob Repper
Minmatar
RuffRyders
Eradication Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 12:22:00 -
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Hehehe that was great :)
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Metanii
Caldari
Bladerunners
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 12:32:00 -
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Merry chrismas to everyone.
Damn nice one Necro
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britishfish
Minmatar
Aggressive Tendencies
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.12.24 12:36:00 -
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wicked post man thankd for sharing 
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Sugarush
Caldari
KIA Corp
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 12:51:00 -
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Merry Christmas everyone, fly safe.
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SentryRaven
Gallente
KIA Corp
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 12:56:00 -
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Merry X-mas!!
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Vasili Z
Minmatar
Foundation
Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2008.12.24 12:57:00 -
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nice 
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ECM: Ruining my fun since 2005 |
tyrol
Gallente
E X O D U S
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2008.12.24 13:00:00 -
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i love it :) nice one
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Snowcrow
Minmatar
Lyonesse.
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 13:01:00 -
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Merry Christmas Eve
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Lasakywa
Caldari
Section XIII
Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.12.24 13:23:00 -
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*waiting for the "I'M WITH FAMILY AND <insert alliance name> ARE BREAKING MY POS's"*
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boazikos
Caldari
Obsidian Inc.
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 14:04:00 -
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Joyeux nodl!
Out of ****ing nowhere is David HotDropOff |
4IROW
Gallente
n0thing Inc.
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Posted - 2008.12.24 14:04:00 -
[13]
very nice 
merry christmas
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moneyshot II
Caldari
Tides of Silence
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 14:05:00 -
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nice 1 necro, merry christmas everyone
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Nocturnal Hunter
Caldari
APOCALYPSE LEGION
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Posted - 2008.12.24 14:18:00 -
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damn long text, but worth reading
merry xmas
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Weeka
Amarr
Lyonesse.
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 14:22:00 -
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Merry christmas EVE
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Splagada
Minmatar
Tides of Silence
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 14:23:00 -
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Merry Christmas to all Kia mates and all eve :) may santa bring plenty of dreads, in your hangar, not in front of your moons !
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Lucifer demon
Caldari
Purify
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 15:28:00 -
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Very nice !
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CydonianKnight
Caldari
THE IRIS
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 15:57:00 -
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Merry Christmas
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Wesley Baird
Caldari
BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2008.12.24 16:02:00 -
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Nice post! Merry X-mas!!
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alden good
Caldari
Tides of Silence
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 16:11:00 -
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merry christmas to all!
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Dana Foxworth
Minmatar
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 16:57:00 -
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Nice post
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FALLEN XCALIBER
Amarr
Noir.
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Posted - 2008.12.24 17:19:00 -
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Very nice post. Merry X-Mas to all!
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Marduk Kilrathi
Amarr
Lions Of Judah
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.12.24 17:24:00 -
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Great read :) Merry Xmas to all
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Jack Light
Minmatar
Beyond All Frontier
White Core
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Posted - 2008.12.24 17:26:00 -
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Nice post.
Merry Christmas.
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bluebeyond
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Doctrine.
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Posted - 2008.12.24 17:31:00 -
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I fu*kin hate Christmas
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Phoebus Athenian
Gallente
KIA Corp
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 17:31:00 -
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Haha, nice one necro.
Happy holidays to all :)
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E Normus
Minmatar
Tides of Silence
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 17:33:00 -
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Most Excellent post Necro
Merry Christmas to all of Eve
E Normus
"Do or do not , there is no try" Yoda. |
Vindoes
Gallente
Therapy.
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 17:33:00 -
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merry xmas
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Baraccuss
Caldari
Brotherhood of Suicidal Priests
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 17:41:00 -
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I had a Merry X-Mas chuckle from this. Have a good one Eve.
Bara
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